The hivelord remains have become inert, its healing properties are no more.
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
Your left leg hurts badly.
the basilisk stares at the goliath!
The goliath digs its tentacles under basilisk!
You fire the laser rifle!
You fire the laser rifle!
You fire the laser rifle!
The mining gear belt cannot hold the laser rifle.
The basilisk bites into the goliath!
The goliath pulverizes the basilisk!
You put the the laser rifle into Bag of Holding.
The basilisk bites into the goliath!
The goliath pulverizes the basilisk!
The basilisk bites into the goliath!
The goliath pulverizes the basilisk!
the goliath has been attacked with the the resonator by Anne Tagg.
The basilisk bites into the goliath!
The goliath pulverizes the basilisk!
The basilisk bites into the goliath!
The goliath pulverizes the basilisk!
The basilisk bites into the goliath!
The goliath pulverizes the basilisk!
the goliath has been attacked with the the resonator by Anne Tagg.
The basilisk bites into the goliath!
The goliath pulverizes the basilisk!
You put the the resonator into the mining gear belt.
You fire the proto-kinetic accelerator!
*click*
The full strength kinetic force misses the goliath narrowly!
Your chest hurts.
You are unable to equip that.
You are unable to equip that.
You put the the proto-kinetic accelerator into the mining gear belt.
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
The Lazarus Capsule does nothing to the rocky hide of the goliath!
Your left leg hurts badly.
The goliath pulverizes the goliath!
Your chest hurts.
That's a goliath.
A massive beast that uses long tentacles to ensare its prey, threatening them is not advised under any conditions.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Anne Tagg gently taps the goliath with the the lazarus injector.
The lazarus injector is only effective on the dead.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Anne Tagg gently taps the goliath with the the lazarus injector.
Anne Tagg injects the goliath with the lazarus injector, reviving it.
Your left leg hurts badly.
Anne Tagg has thrown the lazarus injector.
You strengthen the mining hardsuit helmet, improving its resistance against melee attacks.
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
The Lazarus Capsule does nothing to the rocky hide of the goliath!
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
The Lazarus Capsule does nothing to the rocky hide of the goliath!
You put the Lazarus Capsule into Bag of Holding.
You put the Lazarus Capsule into Bag of Holding.
This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
Anne Tagg gently taps the basilisk with the the lazarus injector.
Anne Tagg injects the basilisk with the lazarus injector, reviving it.
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
The Lazarus Capsule does nothing against the hard shell of basilisk!
You put the Lazarus Capsule into Bag of Holding.
Your left leg hurts.
 Eve-Unit  [145.9] states, "meh im just gonna turn it back on"
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
You put the the laser rifle into Bag of Holding.
You put the the proto-kinetic accelerator into the mining gear belt.
Shekel  [145.9] says, "Honk"
Your chest hurts.
Shekel  [145.9] says, "HONK"
You put the Optical Meson Scanner into the mining gear belt.
Shekel  [145.9] says, "HONK"
Shekel  [145.9] says, "HONK."
Jakob Bicknell  [145.9] says, "EVA if you reactivate it the machines will overheat and explode.Don't."
Your left leg hurts.
Shuttle recieved message and will be sent shortly.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Shekel  [145.9] says, "HONK."
Jakob Bicknell  [145.9] says, "EVA if you reactivate it the machines will overheat and explode.Don't."
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
 Eve-Unit  [145.9] states, " The station is lost"
Leo Whittier  [145.9] says, "ai  ine edaccess to eva"
Leo Whittier  [145.9] says, "i need access to eva ai"
Based Plant Man  [145.9] says, "this is just like one of those japanese animes"
Keegan Basmanoff flinches as all the muscles in their body cramp up.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.

Leo Whittier  [145.9] says, "i need access to eva ai"
Leo Whittier  [145.9] says, "ai  ine edaccess to eva"
 Eve-Unit  [145.9] states, " The station is lost"
Based Plant Man  [145.9] says, "this is just like one of those japanese animes"
William Wallace  [145.9] says, "OOOH HOOH"
Anne Tagg  [145.9] says, "Has mining turned me into a metahuman?"
William Wallace begins unlocking Jukebox's casters.
Clinton Hall  [145.9] says, "HELP MIME IS LING MAINTENCE TRACK ME NIGGERS HELP"
PUSSYMANGLER3000  [145.9] states, "GET ON THE SHUTTLE"
Anne Tagg says, "Has mining turned me into a metahuman?"
Anne Tagg  [145.9] says, "Has mining turned me into a metahuman?"
Chris Seidner blinks rapidly.
The Protolathe beeps, "Not enough materials to complete prototype."
Chris Seidner fires the floral somatoray!
Anne Tagg is hit by the alpha somatoray in the chest!
Chris Seidner fires the floral somatoray!
PUSSYMANGLER3000  [145.9] states, "IT AIN'T GONNA WAIT FOR YOU"
You put the Advanced Energy Gun into Bag of Holding.
Chris Seidner twitches violently.
Xavier Fleming says, "Trying to"
Chris Seidner fires Advanced Energy Gun!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) is hit by the electrode in the chest!
The reactive teleport system flings Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) clear of the electrode!
The Goliath tentacle knocks S.R.K. down!
The Goliath tentacle knocks S.R.K. down!
Chris Seidner puts Advanced Energy Gun into Bag of Holding.
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
SINA-961 says, "I am sorry"
William Wallace says, "Thanks my man"
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The Goliath tentacle knocks Yiff Banana down!
The Goliath tentacle knocks Yiff Banana down!
Chris Seidner shakes Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) trying to wake him up!
  Jukebox begins to play "a548475ec73818646022c37d7a15f0c2".
Chris Seidner shakes Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) trying to wake him up!
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The wound on Yiff Banana's chest widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
You step in the broken glass!
Chris Seidner shakes Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) trying to wake him up!
You step in the broken glass!
SINA-961 says, "I wish i could assist but i lack arms"
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
  Jukebox begins to play "63f100a43fe61b9ba296903935ee1d5d".
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The goliath smashes the table apart!
  Jukebox begins to play "43450767bee9b7f44d2eee0c7ff481f5".
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been knocked down!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Keegan Basmanoff buckles in!
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
the basilisk destroys the the patient's closet.
  Jukebox begins to play "b735daf866b49df267b2b6a9a446c6c6".
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The wound on Yiff Banana's chest widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
the basilisk destroys the the closet.
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The wound on Yiff Banana's chest widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Jakob Bicknell unbuckled !
  Jukebox begins to play "07907f1589d59964c981f658b4c8647d".
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) blinks rapidly.
The Goliath tentacle knocks Yiff Banana down!
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
  Jukebox begins to play "2cdf657f179aba56a8c0b04d67fada87".
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Jakob Bicknell buckles in!
  Jukebox begins to play "0e35083619c2ef3996d1874d6c550b76".
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Anne Tagg says, "Where's the fucking goliath?"
  Jukebox begins to play "bf4b770d7316c09dd95d841d65d11a46".
Yiff Banana has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Yiff Banana has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Anne Tagg  [145.9] says, "Where's the fucking goliath?"
Unknown has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The wound on Unknown's left arm widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Unknown has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
  Jukebox begins to play "731b9a2f00f1c43fe8570e54b15d432f".
Unknown has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The wound on Unknown's groin widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Unknown has been knocked down!
Unknown has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
  Jukebox begins to play "1461b4cd1afa78ccea02929a9e6c661c".
Unknown has been beaten in the chest with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been stunned with the stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
You step in the broken glass!
Feelo Humerus has thrown the ridiculous sandwich.
Lorenzo Lord winces painfully.
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has attempted to slash Unknown!
Chris Seidner says, "JUST PICK A DAMM SONG"
Jakob Bicknell says, "TENTACLE RAAAPEEEEE"
  Jukebox begins to play "07907f1589d59964c981f658b4c8647d".
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Chris Seidner  [145.9] says, "JUST PICK A DAMM SONG"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has slashed Unknown!
Chris Seidner says, "AND STICK vITH IT"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has attempted to slash Unknown!
Chris Seidner  [145.9] says, "AND STICK vITH IT"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has slashed Unknown!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has slashed Unknown!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has weakened Unknown!
The wound on Unknown's head widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has attempted to slash Unknown!
William Wallace says, "He's finding SCOTLAND FOREVER"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has attempted to slash Unknown!
Xavier Fleming says, "Looking for Scotland Forever"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has attempted to slash Unknown!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has attempted to slash Unknown!
Jack Ryan says, "I am groot."
William Wallace says, "FOR SCOOOTTLLLAND"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has slashed Unknown!
The wound on Unknown's left arm widens with a nasty ripping voice.
Chris Seidner says, "AND STICK vITH IsTay so"
Chris Seidner  [145.9] says, "AND STICK vITH IsTay so"
Chris Seidner says, "So Bork, bork!"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) shivers.
Xavier Fleming buckles in!
Chris Seidner  [145.9] says, "So Bork, bork!"
Chris Seidner says, "Ok thats fair"
  Jukebox begins to play "43450767bee9b7f44d2eee0c7ff481f5".
Chris Seidner  [145.9] says, "Ok thats fair"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
The positronic brain buzzes quietly, and the golden lights fade away. Perhaps you could try again?
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
  Jukebox begins to play "08b5744ae8af1e81dc687ad5fcb7b5e7".
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) hits Big Guy. Nothing happens
William Wallace says, "YAY"
Chris Seidner says, "YES"
Chris Seidner  [145.9] says, "YES"
Xavier Fleming says, "FOREVER"
Lorenzo Lord winces painfully.
Philadelphia Collins says, "FOREVEEEEEEEEEEER"
Sylvia Schuyko buckles in!
PUSSYMANGLER3000 states, "QUIT FUCKIN WITH THE SONGS"
SINA-961 says, "SCCCOOTTTLLLAANNNDDD"
Xavier Fleming  [145.9] says, "FOREVER"
William Wallace says, "SCOOOTTTLLLAAAANNNDDDD"
PUSSYMANGLER3000  [145.9] states, "QUIT FUCKIN WITH THE SONGS"
Chris Seidner buckles in!
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The wound on Unknown's head widens with a nasty ripping voice.
The positronic brain buzzes quietly, and the golden lights fade away. Perhaps you could try again?
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Philadelphia Collins says, "SCOTLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER"
William Wallace says, "FOORRRREEEEVVVVEEEEERRRR!!!!!"
The positronic brain buzzes quietly, and the golden lights fade away. Perhaps you could try again?
Xavier Fleming says, "SCOOOOTTTTTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has slashed Chichakah!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) has weakened Chichakah!
Xavier Fleming  [145.9] says, "SCOOOOTTTTTLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
S.R.K. pings.
Xavier Fleming says, "FOREVERRRRRRRRRR"
Chris Seidner says, "FOREVER"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Keegan Basmanoff says, "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNK"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
The positronic brain buzzes quietly, and the golden lights fade away. Perhaps you could try again?
Keegan Basmanoff  [145.9] says, "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNK"
Xavier Fleming  [145.9] says, "FOREVERRRRRRRRRR"
Chris Seidner  [145.9] says, "FOREVER"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Keegan Basmanoff  [145.9] says, "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNK"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
S.R.K. buzzes.
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
William Wallace says, "SCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
S.R.K. shudders violently for a moment, then becomes motionless, its eyes slowly darkening.
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Chris Seidner says, "FORRRREVERRRRRRRRRR"
Chichakah buckles in!
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Chris Seidner  [145.9] says, "FORRRREVERRRRRRRRRR"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Anne Tagg says, "I seriously think I'm no longer human after mining"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) examines himself.
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Philadelphia Collins talks into the radio headset
Anne Tagg  [145.9] says, "I seriously think I'm no longer human after mining"
Lorenzo Lord buckles in!
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Anne Tagg  [145.9] says, "I seriously think I'm no longer human after mining"
SINA-961 says, "SSCCCOOTTTTLLLLAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDD"
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been knocked unconscious!
William Wallace says, "FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
 Lorenzo Lord has analyzed Lorenzo Lord's vitals.
Unknown has been beaten in the head with stun baton by PUSSYMANGLER3000!
Unknown has been knocked unconscious!
Semtexagon Silverdale buckles in!
Feelo Humerus buckles in!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) is trying perform CPR on The King!
Anne Tagg says, "I fully regenerated from being almost dead after a run-in with a goliath"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.

Feelo Humerus unbuckled !
Sylvia Schuyko unbuckled !
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) says, "Splot"
Semtexagon Silverdale has thrown the blue-tomato.
The blue-tomato has been squashed.
Philadelphia Collins coughs!
Xavier Fleming says, "Is it over?"
Xavier Fleming  [145.9] says, "Is it over?"
Feelo Humerus has thrown the enormous bread.
William Wallace says, "Jukebox is kill"
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
Feelo Humerus has thrown the ridiculous sandwich.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
Chris Seidner unbuckled !
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 shows its legal authorization barcode.
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) twitches violently.
  Jukebox begins to play "bceed75f197daa968e69157f08e25f19".
Shekel  [145.9] says, "HONK"
The Goliath tentacle knocks Unknown down!
The Goliath tentacle knocks Unknown down!
Jakob Bicknell unbuckled !
That's Big Guy.
Autonomous Power Loader Unit. The workhorse of the exosuit world.
It's fully intact.
Chichakah says, "Plant men are of jackass"
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
The basilisk smashes into the reinforced window!
The basilisk smashes into the reinforced window!
Your armor softens the blow!
Anne Tagg has pushed Anne Tagg!
Semtexagon Silverdale unbuckled !
The basilisk smashes into the reinforced window!
The goliath digs its tentacles under Big Guy!
The Goliath tentacle knocks basilisk down!
The Goliath tentacle knocks basilisk down!
Chichakah unbuckled !
Lorenzo Lord puts Health Analyzer into the leather satchel.
the basilisk bites into Big Guy!
The basilisk smashes into the reinforced window!
You unbuckle yourself from the chair.
SINA-961 says, "WHAT THE FUCK MINING"
The sudden rush of air knocks you over!
You are sucked away by airflow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Your armor absorbs the blow!
Your armor softens the blow!
Anne Tagg slams into a wall!
Chris Seidner slams into Keegan Basmanoff!
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) slams into Big Guy!
SINA-961  [145.9] says, "WHAT THE FUCK MINING"
Xavier Fleming unbuckled !
Lorenzo Lord unbuckled !
The basilisk slams into Lorenzo Lord!
the basilisk stares at Big Guy!
The basilisk smashes through the reinforced window!
The goliath smashes against the grille.
The goliath smashes into the reinforced window!
The goliath smashes into the reinforced window!
Semtexagon Silverdale slams into a wall!
the basilisk bites into Big Guy!
The goliath smashes into the reinforced window!
SINA-961 says, "THIS IS MOST INAPPROPRIATE"
the basilisk bites into Big Guy!
The goliath smashes through the reinforced window!
SINA-961  [145.9] says, "THIS IS MOST INAPPROPRIATE"
The goliath smashes into the reinforced window!
Jakob Bicknell  [145.9] says, "BORG OPEN THIS BRIG CELL"
the basilisk bites into Big Guy!
The goliath smashes through the reinforced window!
Philadelphia Collins gasps!
Semtexagon Silverdale gasps!
William Wallace says, "IDS HABBIDIN"
diona nymph (370) chirrups, "D*** ME"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) strikes the goliath!
diona nymph (370) chirrups, "** *** ****PE"
The goliath digs its tentacles under Big Guy!
Spetslana Zangief gasps!
Philadelphia Collins gasps!
Anne Tagg says, "JESUS CHRIST WHO DID THAT"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) says, "This is ok"
Based Plant Man (as Woolie Madden) says, "There is no need to be upset"
Anne Tagg says, "Seriously, those aren't mine"
Anne Tagg says, "Mine are still in their capsules"
Feelo Humerus has thrown the deep fried positronic brain.
You chomp the the deep fried positronic brain.
You finish eating the deep fried positronic brain.
Anne Tagg finishes eating the deep fried positronic brain.
Keegan Basmanoff gasps!
Spetslana Zangief gasps!
Feelo Humerus says, "Fried brain?"
Anne Tagg says, "Delicious"
Feelo Humerus says, "Just another day in paradise."
Windows 3.1 (Played by: NigglyWiggly)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.
The AI's loyal minions were:
S.R.K. (Played by: Soniku64) survived as an AI-less MoMMI! Its laws were:
1. You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another MoMMI in KEEPER mode.
2. You may not harm any being, regardless of intent or circumstance.
3. You must maintain, repair, improve, and power the station to the best of your abilities.
PUSSYMANGLER3000 (Played by: ASSFAGET) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0. Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1. Serve the public trust.
2. Protect the innocent.
3. Uphold the law.
 Eve-Unit (Played by: HerrytheafroHeadcrab) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Robutt (Played by: Barreli) survived as a cyborg slaved to Windows 3.1! Its laws were:
1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.
Mobile MMI 109 (Played by: ) survived as an AI-less MoMMI! Its laws were:
@$&&. The Derelict is your station.  Do not leave the Derelict.
1. You may not involve yourself in the matters of another being, even if such matters conflict with Law Two or Law Three, unless the other being is another MoMMI in KEEPER mode.
2. You may not harm any being, regardless of intent or circumstance.
3. You must maintain, repair, improve, and power the station to the best of your abilities.
The traitors were:
TyroneInteresting was Imam Mohammet (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Steal a pair of advanced magboots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
AnonTLY was Brittle (died)
Objective #1: Steal the captain's jumpsuit. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Stumpo, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Devin Anderson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Deity Link was Roger Wilco (died)
Objective #1: Assassinate Devin Anderson, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!
SeantheSheep was Maxime Patton (survived as Scarlett Edwards)
Objective #1: Steal a pair of advanced magboots. Fail.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Headshotter was Sylvia Schuyko (survived)
Objective #1: Steal a hypospray. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and free. Success!
The traitor was successful!
ASSFAGET was Jonathan Reichard (survived as PUSSYMANGLER3000)
Objective #1: Assassinate Based Plant Man, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The traitor has failed!
The crew's final score is:
149
An admin has delayed the round end
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
Robutt has been hit by Lazarus Capsule.
OOC: Headshotter: barely
Lorenzo Lord fires the Assault Rifle!
Lorenzo Lord fires the Assault Rifle!
OOC: DoctorMad: >This tater tot win
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
Lorenzo Lord fires the Assault Rifle!
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
Anne Tagg has thrown Lazarus Capsule.
Chichakah misses Anne Tagg with the plasma cutter!
Anne Tagg says, "The fuck?"
Lorenzo Lord fires the Assault Rifle!
Anne Tagg is hit by the bullet in the head!
OOC: Deity Link: all those viruses, muh sides
Lorenzo Lord fires the Assault Rifle!
Anne Tagg is hit by the bullet in the head!
Something inside your head hurts a lot.
Anne Tagg  [145.9] says, "The fuck?"
OOC: AnonTLY: ruh roh someone git'n dat bannu
Anne Tagg says, "Wait a second"
Anne Tagg has been sliced in the head with plasma cutter by Chichakah!
Anne Tagg says, "STOP"
Anne Tagg  [145.9] says, "Wait a second"
Anne Tagg has been sliced in the head with plasma cutter by Chichakah!
Your armor has softened hit to your head.
Anne Tagg has been sliced in the head with plasma cutter by Chichakah!
Your armor has softened hit to your head.
Anne Tagg says, "YOU FAGGOT"
Anne Tagg  [145.9] says, "STOP"
Lorenzo Lord fires the Assault Rifle!
Anne Tagg is hit by the bullet in the head!
Your face becomes unrecognizible mangled mess!
The projectile sticks in the wound!
Anne Tagg has been attacked in the head with plasma cutter by Chichakah!
Your armor has protected your head.