Setting destination... half a year in the past... July 14th, 20XX. Destination confirmed. Launching. 3. 2. 1. Boooom!
I am finally here!! To the time that SAO has just started. For what purpose? I am here to tell you the awesomeness of this anime, of course! What's with that look? You don't believe me? How compare a time traveler such as me with those fake wizards.
Oh, at this time period, this is my first time. So please be gentle. *blush* And please do normal plays only.

Story : 10/10
The story is orgasmic! It's something that you past dwellers must have never seen. Drinking health potions, huntingmonsters, hunting fellow players (PK), forming guilds, teleport crystals, dungeon crawlings, gangbang boss monsters, they are all so COOOOOL!

Art : 10/10
Even though I got D on my art class, I must tell you that the art in awesome! The CG is beautifully done! And the main guy and gal are super cute! Even more so the guys in girls clothing after a certain incident! And a certain bald merchant that the protagonist frequents, you may come simply by having them stares into your eyes!

Sound : 10/10
The BGM is awesome and fit nicely with the mood! It's definitely better than those you hear on Super Mario, Contra, Sonic the Hedgehog or Bubble Booble! The OP and ED songs are orgasmic as well! The animation sequence is better than Mirai Nikki or Fate Zero. The 2nd OP and 2nd ED are great as well! It's easily the best anime soundtrack of 2012.

Character : 10/10
The characters are incredible! They are type that you have never seen before : a loner hardworking protagonist, cute heroine who loves the protagonist unconditionally : "Do you need a reason to love somebody?", crazy nameless character who's in love with the heroine and want to hurt the hero (Ok, he actually has name, but you will not remember it anyway), crazy main villain who do a lot of bad things yet he's not arrested in real life after years!, and he's the type who : "Do you need a reason to do bad things?"
:-D

Enjoyment : 10/10
Isn't it obvious from seeing all four previous score?

Overall : 10/10
Easily the best anime of all time. I hereby suggest all of you to give it a score of 10. Oh, it has never taken the first place even in the future. But I believe if all of us work hard together, reaching the STEINS; GATE world line and giving this anime the first place is not a mere dream!

Now if you would excuse me, I need to go back to my time period and watch the final episode. It shall be epic! YES YES YES. OH YES. I am coming!