This is what happens when u piss me off ft.

org $0000

dick dc.b 0 ;hehe time for some nasty variable names
scrub dc.b 13
obnoxioususer dc.b 666
Diabolica dc.b 33

org $0800

ldaa dick
ldab scrub
ldx obnoxioususer

sti:
	cmpx dick
	beq Diaboliclaughter
	sex a,b
	std Diabolica

Diaboliclaugter:
	stab $0001