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- >be you
- >still human
- >work at military airstrip in equestria
- >one day piss off the Commanding Officer
- >some stupid shit about you socks being the wrong color
- >they were navy not black
- >CO dickbag puts you on aircraft maintenence for three weeks
- >your only task is to scrub out rear exhaust vent on plane pones
- >exhaust vent is about 15 ft deep and 2.5 feet in diameter
- >every plane pone will feel you in there
- >fighter jets are much smaller than the other planes
- >larger people can get stuck in exhaust vents
- >shameful
- >go to first plane CO dickhead gives you rag
- >you have to scrub by hand
- >fml
- >pone laughs when it hears what you have to do
- >pone sits down , opens vent
- >you climb in
- >vent closes behind you
- >fuck
- >start scrubbing carbon residue off of wall of very small tube you are in
- >continually hear pone gasp/moan
- >engines rev for a moment
- >hot as hell wind rushes around you
- >didnt know how it smelled it burnt your nose
- >took you 3 hours
- >first pone didnt want to let you out for 45 mins after you were done
- >kept shaking ass, shaking you around inside her
- > finally done
- >try to go to barracks
- >CO stops you
- "Where the hell do you think youre going?!"
- >it was evening you were off duty
- >you werent
- >your new schedule had you starting at 4am and ending at 11pm
- >for today, you still had three more pones, tomorrow youd juat continually work until time was over.
- >head over to next plane
- >sigh to yourself
- "Okay Anon, how many plane are there on the base? There cant be too many."
- >look at list of plane pone
- >text is very small all the way down page
- >front and back
- >8 pages
- >CO says this would continue intil you got through the list, not just three weeks
- >there must've been at least 500 aircraft
- >if you dont finish in three weeks boatpones and tankpones get added to list
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