Horsefuckers in Metal Gear - Raiden and the Pony Garden

>Be me
>Attacking World Marshal HQ, just ran up the side of a building while some Desperado goons tried to shoot me off
>Barely made it by the skin of my synthetic teeth
>Going to go kill that cheeky grinning asshole known as Sundowner
>Doktor calls me on codec
>Says I have to go through this garden that was designed by someone who was also a horse enthusiast
>That sounds weird as hell, but okay
>Proceed to open the gates to this garden
>The entire garden looks like it came out of a fucking kid’s show
>The fenrirs that Blade Wolf talked about are now in the shape of ponies with pastel coats to match
>The foot soldiers have hooves instead of legs and pony ears welded to their heads
>There were speakers blaring all these songs about friendship and magic
>Who the hell would design this and why
>It felt awkward just going through and killing all these pony-themed cyborgs and UG’s
>It was a mercy killing
>It was the one time I felt horrible for killing
>mfw