comic story

400 years before the earth started moving/turning, there was a tribe of anglicanized burrow dwellers who dwelt far beneath the sea.  living off of fish wasnt enough for them, so they began to eat eachother, before long, there was only two left.  one of them was jabbatank, the other was darachusi....how did they get in this predicament?

well, they time traveled with the help of a spoon and a grain of salt to get back to the times before true mankind.  how did they time travel you say? it was because of their minds, their minds had been hooked up to the supreme bunny that controls the internet (see side story for details) and they had gained the ability to jump into the past or the future.  they could also see bits and splashes of the internet inside their brains.  they came to this dwelling under the see, it was all tribes and huts and wooden buildings and braziers, girls waiting for your every whim and men serving hard drinks at the wooden bar.   These people were completely covered in tattoos showing their escapades among the fish life.