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  1. ===== PART 1 ======================
  2. 20:24 -!- Natalie [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  3. 20:24 < Natalie> RSDUKE GET HIM ON HERE RIGHT NOW
  4. 20:25 < Natalie> HELLO?
  5. 20:25 < Natalie> IM BEING STARVED
  6. 20:25 < Natalie> FUCKING STARVED
  7. 20:25 < CEO> hi Rika
  8. 20:25 < Natalie> THEY REFUSE TO OPEN THE DOOR
  9. 20:25 < CEO> good
  10. 20:25 < CEO> you are a liability
  11. 20:26 < CEO> I don't blame them
  12. 20:26 < Natalie> HELP ME
  13. 20:26 < Natalie> FUCKING HELP ME
  14. 20:26 < Natalie> I CAN'T SCREAM ANYMORE
  15. 20:26 < CEO> just eat your poop
  16. 20:26 < Natalie> SHUT THE FUCK UP IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE
  17. 20:26 < Natalie> AND ITS ALL THANKS TO HER
  18. 20:26 < CEO> stop being so dramatic
  19. 20:26 < Natalie> THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY
  20. 20:26 < Natalie> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY LIKE THIS?
  21. 20:27 < Natalie> TRAPPED ALONE AND FEELING COMPLETELY SUICIDAL?
  22. 20:27 < CEO> I wouldn't be celebrating like that because I am not a mental case
  23. 20:27 < Natalie> I THINK THEY LEFT ME ALONE IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE
  24. 20:27 < CEO> sniff sniff
  25. 20:28 < Natalie> YEAH FUCK YOU, IM TRYING TO START A FIRE BY RIPPING OUT SHARDS OF WOOD
  26. 20:28 < Natalie> YOU'LL BE LAUGHING
  27. 20:28 < CEO> have you been taking your meds?
  28. 20:28 < Natalie> YOU'LL BE LAUGHING WHEN YOU CAUSE A MURDER
  29. 20:28 < CEO> you need to
  30. 20:28 < Natalie> ONE SPARK AND WHOOP
  31. 20:28 < Natalie> WHOLE THING GOES DOWN IF FLAMES
  32. 20:28 < CEO> This is all on your on fruition, nobody here has any control over your own actions
  33. 20:28 < Natalie> WHY DONT YOU GET INTROMAN IN HERE, I DONT NEED YOUR FUCKING WHITE KNIGHT SHIT
  34. 20:29 < CEO> I really think you should just chill, get some rest, stop pooping everywhere and wait to go to the group home
  35. 20:29 < CEO> they will help
  36. 20:29 < Natalie> HE GOT ME LOCKED IN HERE? WHAT IF THAT FUCKING HAPPENED TO YOU
  37. 20:29 < CEO> and I have no way of contacting introman, I don't know dude
  38. 20:29 < CEO> he seems like a good guy though
  39. 20:30 < Natalie> YOU KNOW WHAT I AM AND IM NOT A DUDE
  40. 20:30 < Natalie> STOP CALLING ME THAT
  41. 20:30 < Natalie> I WEAR MAKE-UP AND DO GIRLY SHIT
  42. 20:30 < CEO> you are a man
  43. 20:30 < CEO> women don't shit on their floor
  44. 20:30 < Natalie> DID YOU NOT HEAR ME, YOU DONT FUCKING DO GIRLEY SHIT
  45. 20:30 < Natalie> WOMYN WHO ARE DESPERATE WOULD DO THAT
  46. 20:31 < Natalie> WHAT DO YOU KNOW
  47. 20:31 < Natalie> YOUR A FUCKING CARTOON
  48. 20:31 < CEO> you are a man
  49. 20:31 < Natalie> YOUR JUST A TROLL SITTING IN YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENT
  50. 20:31 < CEO> nah dude, I'm at work
  51. 20:31 < CEO> I just hang in hear for laughs
  52. 20:31 < CEO> the real trolls in here are pretty funny
  53. 20:31 < CEO> I typically don't say much
  54. 20:31 < Natalie> OH I GO TO WORK. IM MR BIG MACHO MAN
  55. 20:31 < Natalie> FUCK YOU
  56. 20:32 < Natalie> MAN OF THE FUCKING HOUR
  57. 20:32 < Natalie> I HOPE YOU GET GONORREA AND DIE
  58. 20:32 < CEO> did you take your meds?
  59. 20:32 < Natalie> YOU THINK YOUR SO PERFECT, I'LL TAKE THIS HOUSE DOWN WITH ME
  60. 20:32 < CEO> coming from you, it doesn't mean much
  61. 20:32 < Natalie> IM NOT TAKING ANY DAMN MEDS YOU RETARD
  62. 20:32 < CEO> im not the one locked in my room shitting on the floor
  63. 20:33 < Natalie> YOUR NOT THE ONE WHO WAS BULLIED BY AN ARMY OF ASSHOLES WHO WANTED TO REDUCE YOU TO THIS
  64. 20:33 < Natalie> YOU DIDENT HAVE THE FUCKING NEO NAZIS AFTERE YOU
  65. 20:33 < Natalie> YOU DIDENT GET HURT THE WAY I DID
  66. 20:33 < CEO> no I didn't
  67. 20:33 < Natalie> YOU WERE NOT TRCIKED AND BLACKMAILED INTO DOING THIS
  68. 20:33 < CEO> I would have left ages ago
  69. 20:33 < CEO> you keep coing back
  70. 20:34 < Natalie> YOU WERE NOT THREATENED RANSOM
  71. 20:34 < Natalie> YOU WERE NOT BRAINWASHED
  72. 20:34 < CEO> im stronger than that
  73. 20:34 < Natalie> YOU DO NOT HAVE THESE DREAMS
  74. 20:34 < Natalie> I HAVE DREAMS, DREAMS OF HELLISH DYSOPIAN NECROPOLISES
  75. 20:34 < Natalie> DREAMS RULED BY MONSTERS, WHERE MY ARTICLE IS FUCKING BROADCASTED ON FUCKING TV
  76. 20:34 < CEO> man, must be rough dude
  77. 20:35 < CEO> what article?
  78. 20:35 < Natalie> MY FUCKING ARTICLE YOU RETARD
  79. 20:35 < CEO> never seen it
  80. 20:35 < Natalie> ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA
  81. 20:35 < Natalie> I KNOW YOUR A PHOBOS FAGGOT YOU SHOULD KNOW GODDAMIT
  82. 20:35 < CEO> whats that son?
  83. 20:35 < Natalie> YOUR EPIC WEEN
  84. 20:35 < Natalie> STOP PRETENDING YOU DONT KNOW
  85. 20:35 < CEO> aight dude
  86. 20:36 < Natalie> ARE YOU MY NEXT CLYDE CASH
  87. 20:36 < Natalie> ARE YOU INTROMAN
  88. 20:36 < Natalie> NO
  89. 20:36 < Natalie> YOUR JUST A SHITTY ASS BOTTOM FEEDER WHO IS TORMENTING ME
  90. 20:36 < Natalie> HELP ME
  91. 20:36 < CEO> did I say I was?
  92. 20:36 < Natalie> FUCKING HELP ME
  93. 20:36 < CEO> how am I tormenting you dude?
  94. 20:36 < Natalie> YOU PEOPLE CONTROL MY LIFE
  95. 20:36 < Natalie> YOU MAKE ME GO BACK TO THIS
  96. 20:36 < Natalie> YOUR MOCKING ME NOW
  97. 20:36 < CEO> i'm just sitting here on this here irc, minding my own busines
  98. 20:36 < Natalie> INTROMAN GETS HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE TO CALL MY FUCKING HOUSE EVERY DAY
  99. 20:36 < CEO> and you come prancing in and going capslock about how your life is hell
  100. 20:37 < Natalie> AND I CANT DO ANYTHING
  101. 20:37 < Natalie> MY PARENTS LOCK UP THE PHONES
  102. 20:37 < CEO> must suck dude
  103. 20:37 < CEO> shit
  104. 20:37 < Natalie> GET OUT OF HERE, OR JUST BRING ME INTROMAN
  105. 20:37 < CEO> I would be like "Mom, unlock my damn phones"
  106. 20:37 < Natalie> I DONT NEED YOUR HELP PEON
  107. 20:38 < Natalie> YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME AND YOU NEVER WILL
  108. 20:38 < CEO> I didn't offer help
  109. 20:38 < Natalie> GET OUT
  110. 20:38 < Natalie> GET THE FUCK OUT
  111. 20:38 < CEO> no dude
  112. 20:38 < Natalie> STOP GIVING ME SHIT AND LEAVE
  113. 20:38 < CEO> I would say the same to you
  114. 20:38 < Natalie> GET OUT YOUR MAKING ME GODDAMN UNCOMFORTABLE
  115. 20:38 < CEO> I aint leaving so I guess its you that has to go
  116. 20:39 < Natalie> I KNOW YOUR SOME KIND OF FAKE TROLL
  117. 20:39 < CEO> please quit irc dude
  118. 20:39 < Natalie> YOU QUIT
  119. 20:39 < CEO> you are one paranoid man
  120. 20:39 < Natalie> I WANT TO TALK TO THE MAN WHO HAS LOCKED ME IN HERE
  121. 20:39 < CEO> I am not a troll, just an onlooker
  122. 20:39 < Natalie> YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BE IN HERE
  123. 20:39 < Natalie> GET OUT
  124. 20:39 < Natalie> GET THE FUCK OUT
  125. 20:39 < Natalie> GET OUT
  126. 20:39 < Natalie> FNIOSRG
  127. 20:39 < Natalie> A
  128. 20:39 < Natalie> FASDIF
  129. 20:39 < Natalie> AGRNAIGRK
  130. 20:39 < Natalie> SDRNG
  131. 20:39 < Natalie> F
  132. 20:39 < Natalie> F
  133. 20:39 < Natalie> D
  134. 20:39 < Natalie> DF
  135. 20:39 < Natalie> FD
  136. 20:39 < Natalie> DF
  137. 20:39 < Natalie> DF
  138. 20:39 < Natalie> D
  139. 20:39 < Natalie> F
  140. 20:39 < Natalie> DF
  141. 20:39 < Natalie> FD
  142. 20:39 < Natalie> FD
  143. 20:39 < Natalie> FD
  144. 20:39 < Natalie> G
  145. 20:39 < Natalie> DG
  146. 20:39 < Natalie> DG
  147. 20:39 < Natalie> G
  148. 20:39 < Natalie> GT
  149. 20:39 < Natalie> T
  150. 20:39 < Natalie> R
  151. 20:39 < CEO> I don't think anyone in here can physically lock you in your room, this is all 0's and 1's
  152. 20:39 < Natalie> TR
  153. 20:39 < Natalie> T
  154. 20:39 < Natalie> GT
  155. 20:39 < Natalie> T
  156. 20:39 < Natalie> G
  157. 20:39 < Natalie> RG
  158. 20:39 < Natalie> TR
  159. 20:39 < Natalie> G
  160. 20:39 < Natalie> RTG
  161. 20:39 < CEO> ok
  162. 20:40 < Natalie> GT
  163. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  164. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  165. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  166. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  167. 20:40 < Natalie> RTG
  168. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  169. 20:40 < Natalie> GTRTGR
  170. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  171. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  172. 20:40 < Natalie> RGT
  173. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  174. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  175. 20:40 < Natalie> GRT
  176. 20:40 < Natalie> GRT
  177. 20:40 < Natalie> GRT
  178. 20:40 < Natalie> GRT
  179. 20:40 < Natalie> RGT
  180. 20:40 < Natalie> GRT
  181. 20:40 < CEO> this doesn't bother me
  182. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  183. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  184. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  185. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  186. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  187. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  188. 20:40 < CEO> its kind of silly though
  189. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  190. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  191. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  192. 20:40 < CEO> GTR
  193. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  194. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  195. 20:40 < Natalie> TRG
  196. 20:40 < CEO> woohoo!
  197. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  198. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  199. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  200. 20:40 < Natalie> TRG
  201. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  202. 20:40 < Natalie> TGR
  203. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  204. 20:40 < Natalie> GT
  205. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  206. 20:40 < Natalie> RGT
  207. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
  208. 20:40 < Natalie> GT
  209. 20:40 < Natalie> RGT
  210. 20:40 < Natalie> GTR
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  212. 20:40 < Natalie> G
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  241. 20:41 < Natalie> GG
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  284. 20:41 -!- Natalie [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 66 seconds]
  285. 20:47 -!- Sorbus [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  286. 20:48 -!- introman [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  287. 20:48 -!- mode/#n0chan [+qo introman introman] by boat
  288. 20:48 < CEO> introman: Rika came in looking for you
  289. 20:48 <~introman> lol
  290. 20:48 -!- Natalie [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  291. 20:48 <~introman> just had some baby mama drama
  292. 20:48 <~introman> but i came back CEO
  293. 20:49 < CEO> wb Natalie
  294. 20:49 < Natalie> OWN UP RIGHT
  295. 20:49 < Natalie> APOLIGIZE TO ME
  296. 20:49 < Natalie> INTROMAN
  297. 20:49 < Natalie> YOU OWE ME
  298. 20:49 <~introman> You're the one who was suppose to make an apology video
  299. 20:49 < Natalie> BEFORE I HAVE TO FUCKING LEAVE
  300. 20:49 < Sorbus> When are you going to make that apology video
  301. 20:49 < Natalie> NO YOU APOLOGIZE
  302. 20:49 < Natalie> APOLIGIZE
  303. 20:49 < Natalie> ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
  304. 20:49 <~introman> so.
  305. 20:50 < Natalie> IM STARVING
  306. 20:50 <~introman> it's millions of peoples birthday as well
  307. 20:50 < Natalie> I FEEL DEAD ON THE INSIDE
  308. 20:50 <~introman> they will bring you food
  309. 20:50 < Sorbus> 'It's my birthday, I can throw shit if I want to'
  310. 20:50 < Natalie> IM TRYING TO START A FIRE TO SAVE MYSELF
  311. 20:50 < Natalie> THEY LEFT ME ALONE IN THIS HOUSE
  312. 20:50 <~introman> you know every cell phone ever made can call 911
  313. 20:50 <~introman> even if you dn't have a plan
  314. 20:50 < CEO> Natalie: Do me a favor and post pics of this room/prison you are in
  315. 20:51 < Natalie> INFACT I HAVE ALREADY TORN SHARDS OF WOOD OFF THE WALL AND AM TRYING TO IGNITE MY 360
  316. 20:51 < Sorbus> haha
  317. 20:51 < Natalie> SO I CAN FUCKIGN BURN A HOLE THROUGH THIS WALL
  318. 20:51 < CEO> not gonna work
  319. 20:51 <~introman> don't you have a window?
  320. 20:51 < Sorbus> You are the most unintentionally funny man on the planet
  321. 20:51 <~introman> isn't that required in every room or is salem county weird?
  322. 20:51 < Natalie> YES IT WILL, IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING JUMP
  323. 20:52 <~introman> it's 2 stories.
  324. 20:52 < Natalie> IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING JUMP AND HURT MYSELF
  325. 20:52 <~introman> make a landing zone and jump
  326. 20:52 < Natalie> DAMMIT
  327. 20:52 < Natalie> I CANT BELIEVE IT
  328. 20:52 < CEO> throw your mattress out the window and jump on to that?
  329. 20:52 < Natalie> YOU ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING USEFUL
  330. 20:52 < Natalie> SHIT
  331. 20:52 <~introman> I'm not stupid
  332. 20:52 <~introman> just an asshole
  333. 20:53 <~introman> you don't even have to full jump. you cna hang and than drop your feet
  334. 20:53 < Natalie> BEFORE I LEAVE INTROMAN, I JUST WANT TO FUCKING TELL YOU THAT I ONLY PRETENDED TO GO BACK TO ROBB
  335. 20:53 <~introman> I know
  336. 20:53 <~introman> you're a bad liar
  337. 20:53 < Natalie> AND YOU DID SPILL SOME SHIT THANKFULLY
  338. 20:53 < Natalie> NO YOU BELIEVE ME
  339. 20:53 < Natalie> YOU HONESTLY DID
  340. 20:53 < Sorbus> If you want to get out of your room, have you thought about not acting like a fucking retard once in a while
  341. 20:53 < Natalie> THE WHOLE TIME
  342. 20:54 < Natalie> AND THAT IS WHAT I CONSIDER MY FINEST TROLLING
  343. 20:54 <~introman> um no. It was better to be that than doing drugs and pooing the room
  344. 20:54 < Natalie> ZYKLON AND TREY AND OMEGA BELIEVE THAT
  345. 20:54 <~introman> they're different people
  346. 20:54 <~introman> i know you way too well
  347. 20:54 < Natalie> AND THATS WHAT FUCKING MADE ME LAUGH
  348. 20:54 < Natalie> YOU DONT KNOW ME AT ALL
  349. 20:54 < Natalie> AND YOU NEVER WILL ONCE I LEAVE THIS HOUSE
  350. 20:54 < CEO> dude
  351. 20:54 <~introman> i know about the park bible scandal
  352. 20:54 < Natalie> I WILL HAVE TO GET FOOD ALL ON MY OWN
  353. 20:54 < Natalie> IM GOING FERAL
  354. 20:55 < Natalie> THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME
  355. 20:55 < Sorbus> Robbie rodent?
  356. 20:55 <~introman> don't act like i'm some troglydyte. I know my shit.
  357. 20:55 < Natalie> NOT ANYMORE, IM NATALIE LANGELY, NOT ANYONE YOU SPEAK US
  358. 20:55 < Natalie> NONE OF THIS HAPPED TO ME
  359. 20:55 < CEO> dude, stop changing your name so much
  360. 20:55 < Natalie> AND THATS THE WAY IT SHALL STAY
  361. 20:55 < Sorbus> it's happening right now
  362. 20:55 < CEO> nobody fucking cares
  363. 20:56 <~introman> good luck on jason bourne-ing your parents.
  364. 20:56 < Natalie> INTROMAN, IM AM GOING TO FUCKING LIVE IN THE OUTSIDE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU
  365. 20:56 <~introman> good. you waste too much bandwidth on this website. :)
  366. 20:56 < Sorbus> This is all you have, you couldnt live without /cow/ anymore.
  367. 20:56 < Natalie> AND GO AHEAD WHAT DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ABOUT A SCANDAL
  368. 20:56 < Natalie> I DONT COMMIT A SCANDAL
  369. 20:56 < Natalie> NEVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE
  370. 20:56 <~introman> it wasn't about you.
  371. 20:56 <~introman> it was the school vs your parents
  372. 20:57 <~introman> you didn't start acting up until memorial high school
  373. 20:57 < Natalie> I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT
  374. 20:57 < CEO> Natalie: Why are you using a womans name when you are clearly a man?
  375. 20:57 < Natalie> YOU ARE REALLY TRYING TO INCRIMINATE ME
  376. 20:57 < Natalie> IM CLEAN
  377. 20:57 <~introman> it's just an example of that I know more than I admit to people
  378. 20:57 <~introman> especially you
  379. 20:57 < Natalie> YOU LIVE ON ME
  380. 20:58 <~introman> but anyway. how the fuck are you going to get the women pills?
  381. 20:58 <~introman> and to philly ?
  382. 20:58 < Natalie> I AM GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR LIFE SUPPLY
  383. 20:58 < Natalie> RIGHT NOW
  384. 20:58 < CEO> you will not be missed
  385. 20:58 <~introman> suicide is not the answer
  386. 20:58 <~introman> natalie
  387. 20:59 < Natalie> YOU ARE TOO PETTY TO DIE FOR
  388. 20:59 < Natalie> BUT I AM PRETENDING THIS FUCKING MATRESS IS YOU
  389. 20:59 < CEO> can you please turn off capslock dude
  390. 20:59 <~introman> you having sex with the matress? I don't want the herpes. :(
  391. 20:59 <~introman> please don't spread it
  392. 20:59 <~introman> !
  393. 21:00 < JEWS> haha oh fuck
  394. 21:00 < JEWS> you're up early Natalie
  395. 21:00 < JEWS> <Natalie> BEFORE I LEAVE INTROMAN, I JUST WANT TO FUCKING TELL YOU THAT I ONLY PRETENDED TO GO BACK TO ROBB
  396. 21:01 < JEWS> we know
  397. 21:01 < JEWS> thankfully we also write the story that you tell us
  398. 21:01 < JEWS> we codify your lies
  399. 21:01 < Natalie> WHAT?
  400. 21:01 < Natalie> WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
  401. 21:02 < JEWS> do you think we're going to forget your claims of shitting everywhere?
  402. 21:02 < JEWS> protip: we won't, and the internet won't
  403. 21:02 < JEWS> and everyone who googles you won't
  404. 21:02 < JEWS> you're going to be that guy forever
  405. 21:02 < CEO> hows burning your house down going Natalie/Rika/Robb/Wraith?
  406. 21:02 < Natalie> THERE IS A MATRESS UP AGAINST MY WINDOW
  407. 21:02 < Natalie> AND ITS GOING OUT
  408. 21:02 < JEWS> i do agree in that it is your finest trolling
  409. 21:03 < JEWS> you've trolled yourself harder than introman ever could
  410. 21:03 < JEWS> well done
  411. 21:03 < Natalie> HE BELIEVED ME
  412. 21:03 < Natalie> HE FUCKING DID
  413. 21:03 < Natalie> I ONLY PRETENDED TO BE NORMAL
  414. 21:03 < Natalie> JUST TO FUCK WITH HIM
  415. 21:03 < JEWS> nope, he had evidence of you lying from the start
  416. 21:03 < Natalie> WHERE IS IT? HUH
  417. 21:03 <~introman> i know about the peter scandal
  418. 21:03 < JEWS> it's in the thread
  419. 21:03 < Natalie> STOP TALKING
  420. 21:03 < Natalie> THIS MATRESS IS YOU
  421. 21:04 <~introman> I know about you walking around philly selling yourself
  422. 21:04 <~introman> I know about you spending a lot of money to sean
  423. 21:05 < Natalie> THANKS A FUCKING LOT INTROMAN, NOW I ACTUALY HAVE A PLAN OF ESCAPE BUT FIRST THIS ROOM IS GOING TO HELL
  424. 21:05 < Natalie> AND IM LEAVING IT ALL IN YOUR NAME
  425. 21:05 < Natalie> YOUR SINFUL DIGUSTING HORRIBLE NAME
  426. 21:05 <~introman> umm. you know they could press charges on you for doing that shit
  427. 21:05 <~introman> and get you locked up.
  428. 21:05 < JEWS> i'm sure your handlers will remember the headmate and not the actor
  429. 21:05 < Sorbus> 'THIS MATRESS IS YOU', what does that remind you of? http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=X02mQycxqSw
  430. 21:05 < Natalie> THE X-BOX IS YOUR HEAD
  431. 21:05 <~introman> theirs a difference between leaving and damaging property
  432. 21:06 < JEWS> in any case, you're probably lying right now
  433. 21:06 < JEWS> but it doesn't matter
  434. 21:06 < CEO> Not the XBOX!
  435. 21:06 < JEWS> it's going on ED anyways
  436. 21:06 < JEWS> as the truth
  437. 21:06 < JEWS> and it will stay there as long as ED exists
  438. 21:06 < CEO> If ED ever goes down, a mirror will come up
  439. 21:06 < CEO> so consider it there forever
  440. 21:07 < Natalie> I DONT CARE, IM FUCKING LEAVING
  441. 21:07 < JEWS> take away one head and two more spring up
  442. 21:07 < Sorbus> No you wont, you've nowhere better to be.
  443. 21:07 < JEWS> robert wayne stiles will be a rapist and shemale prostitute who eats his own shit for as long as ED exists
  444. 21:08 < JEWS> and the source will be you
  445. 21:08 < CEO> I think Virgina needs to know about Rika's attempt to escape
  446. 21:08 < JEWS> i agree
  447. 21:08 < Natalie> YOU KNOW WHO I AM
  448. 21:08 < Natalie> AND I AM FUCKING GONE
  449. 21:09 < Natalie> EAT A PEACH SHIT HEADS
  450. 21:09 < JEWS> not from the internet
  451. 21:09 -!- Natalie [[email protected]] has quit [emoquit: Page closed]
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  453. ===== PART 2 ======================
  454. 21:27 -!- Natalie [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  455. 21:27 < JEWS> welcome back Natalie
  456. 21:27 < Natalie> Any last words you have to say to me
  457. 21:27 < JEWS> yes
  458. 21:27 < JEWS> you lose
  459. 21:27 < Natalie> I WIN
  460. 21:27 < JEWS> have a fun trip
  461. 21:28 < Natalie> INTROMAN, ANY LAST WORDS?
  462. 21:28 < CEO> stop being so dramatic dude
  463. 21:28 < Natalie> BEFORE I FALL OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH?
  464. 21:28 < Natalie> OR AT LEAST YOUR WORLD
  465. 21:28 <~introman> You need to stop hurting people.
  466. 21:28 < Natalie> SO DO YOU.
  467. 21:28 <~introman> I am an activist
  468. 21:28 < Natalie> YOUR A FUCKING MAINIAC DONT EVEN TRY TO COVER IT UP
  469. 21:29 < Natalie> YOU ENJOYED EVERY INCH OF MY PAIN
  470. 21:29 <~introman> I was trying to bring rob back
  471. 21:29 <~introman> natalie you need to give him his body back
  472. 21:29 <~introman> and stop mutilating it
  473. 21:29 < Natalie> ALL YOU DID WAS CAUSE MY PAIN
  474. 21:29 < Natalie> I WAS BORN A WOMYN
  475. 21:29 < CEO> LOL
  476. 21:29 < Natalie> I AM NATALIE LANGLEY
  477. 21:30 < CEO> LOL
  478. 21:30 < JEWS> you are robert wayne stiles
  479. 21:30 <~introman> Robert Wayne stiles wants his body back
  480. 21:30 <~introman> without the scars
  481. 21:30 <~introman> and drug addiction
  482. 21:30 < JEWS> and you are being extradited to loserville
  483. 21:30 < CEO> YOU ARE A MAN! ROBERT!
  484. 21:30 < JEWS> as you have lost this game
  485. 21:30 < Natalie> YOU WOULD NEVER TELL ANOTHER TRANSWOMYN THIS
  486. 21:30 <~introman> I have
  487. 21:30 < JEWS> counterterrorists win
  488. 21:31 < Natalie> YOU HAVE NOT, WELL I HAVE PACKED UP ALL MY SHIT, THIS COMPUTER IS THE LAST TO GO
  489. 21:31 < Natalie> THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER HEAR FROM ME SHITHEAD
  490. 21:31 < Natalie> SO CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY
  491. 21:31 <~introman> Did you destroy roberts room as well?
  492. 21:31 < phaginsky> i'd hate to smell the case you're carrying it in
  493. 21:31 < CEO> Think of all you are leaving behind robbert, the shit on the floor, the meds, your caring parents, your last wig
  494. 21:32 < Natalie> I HAVE ALL MY FUCKING WIGS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
  495. 21:32 <~introman> How are you going to get the lady pills?
  496. 21:32 < Natalie> I MIGHT HAVE CANCER BECAUSE MY HAIR DOESNT GROW BACK AT ALL
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  499. 21:32 < JEWS> you probably won't need those while you're sulking with the autists and licking your wounds
  500. 21:32 <~introman> that's not how cancer works.
  501. 21:32 < CEO> But what about your parents, they love you so much, enough to lock you in your room and protect you from the world.
  502. 21:32 <~introman> that's how chemotherapy works
  503. 21:32 < CEO> your mom was nice enough to stroke your erect penis with herpes cream
  504. 21:33 < JEWS> you're probably just dying, Natalie
  505. 21:33 < Natalie> I AM LEAVING RIGHT NOW THOUGH I FEAR OF FALLING
  506. 21:33 < Natalie> THIS IS THE VICTORY I HAVE ACHIEEVED
  507. 21:33 < JEWS> your natalie persona is rotting through poor robert
  508. 21:33 < CEO> LOL
  509. 21:33 < JEWS> or rather this is the penultimate failure
  510. 21:33 < Natalie> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
  511. 21:33 <~introman> How's the facial acne/scarring going?
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