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Anon and his bitch gf

Apr 11th, 2014
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  1. >be you
  2. >have huge bitch gf (feminist too)
  3. >living together in your house
  4. >she cheats on you and basically walks all over you
  5. >she says you have an 'open relationship'
  6. >threw a total shit fit when she found a female name in your contacts
  7. >be today
  8. >you are watch tv
  9. >she comes into house with a tall black guy, says they are 'friends' go to her room
  10. >her room
  11. >you sleep in another room because you hate her so
  12. >she'll find a way to bleed you dry of cash if you kick her out
  13. >alimony
  14. >deal with it
  15. >hope she leaves you
  16. >at least you have your show
  17. >My Little Aircraft: Warfare is Tactical
  18. >your favorite planepony is Boeing 747. She is called Boeing by her friends
  19. >these adorkable planeponies kept you sane
  20. >they were one of the only lights in your dark life
  21. >the other was your fedora collection
  22. >But it was sold by bitchgf
  23. >back to the episode
  24. >predator drone pony has just showed up
  25. >all the planeponies are hiding from her
  26. >your gf comes out and you switch to some other stupid show
  27. >your gf tells you that she's pregnant
  28. >shes naming you as the father
  29. >you hadnt had sex with her for over a year
  30. >you get mad tell her to leave
  31. >she refuses
  32. >throw her out of the house
  33. >shes gone for a couple days
  34. >you are out one night and look up at the sky
  35. >a plane is flying overhead
  36. >you kek to yourself, only you understanding the symbolism planes have to you
  37. >you start think about Boeing
  38. >multiverse theory
  39. >you feel happy for a few seconds before you have a feely crash
  40. >the long country road stretches out into the horizon your house was still nearby, just not near the road
  41. >you walk back home
  42. >the next morning
  43. >get a letter, gf is suing you for rape, domestic abuse, assault, battery, and for alimony+child support, the house and both your cars
  44. >burn the letter
  45. >you go to banks and withdraw all of your money from all your accounts
  46. >buy 5 gallons of gasoline
  47. >wait until night
  48. >you wanted to see it shine
  49. >out on the country road you see another plane
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