Where were we
Oh right
IMPS
Zion
EVERYWHERE
I just botched a charisma roll
it wasn't a nat 1
@RascalyWabit
As you stumble over your own words as the metaphysical dice rolls dictated, The 11 imps not in cages get rowdier than ever.
Zion
but pretty buad
@RascalyWabit
They shamble over menacingly, and it is clear that a fight is about to occur
Zion
Before anyone else, I move towards the exit, creating a bottleneck.
I don't want to get swarmed.
@RascalyWabit
You do so.
The imps in cages aren't sure what to think about this development, as they are not very smart
What if the cages aren't even locked?
That would be an interesting and STUPID AS HELL turn of events
Zion
LOL
Anyway, I have Able next to me.
I prepare to parry.
@RascalyWabit
In any case, the first imp jets up to you with his claws of furor!
1d20-1
roll 1d20-1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=15 ]{14}
Zion
roll 1d4
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
Zion
I successfully parry the imp.
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=1 ]{3}
Zion
After that, I use my minor action to hit him.
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=1 ]{3}
@RascalyWabit
The imp gets knocked back!
Uuuuuugh that fucking hurt
What even is that thing?
A wooden menace!
He wishes that the smart one didn't blow the fuck up
What could it's weaknesses be?
The imp studies you.
roll 1d20-5
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20-5 [ 1d20=9 ]{4}
Zion
prototypings?
@RascalyWabit
It notes that you are not actually made of wood, unlike the puppet
That helps him none..
Hmmmmmm
He scratches his dino shoulders and preps his SECRET WEAPON FOR COMBAT
@RascalyWabit
The other imps attempt to approach but are blocked by the LACK OF ROOM
Imp 1 THROWS HIS SECRET WEAPON
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=1 ]{2}
@RascalyWabit
He somehow throws his secret weapon upwards, and hits himself
Unfortunately for him, Porcelain dolls are surprisingly heavy
He falls, and does not get up
Zion
Parry, attack.
roll 1d4
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
Zion
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
@RascalyWabit
Attack who
Zion
The guy who's lying down.
@RascalyWabit
Regardless of roll you hit him, and he explodes away into gushers!
Two others take this opportunity to run up
Zion
I'm ready for them.
@RascalyWabit
It seems the more you fight imps, the less they seem to even remotely be a challenge
One drops on it's face after tripping on nothing and another chucks his Dragon Dildo in no particular direction
Zion
Its all about the psychological advantage.
Zion
Is the imp who fell over close to me?
@RascalyWabit
Both of them are as close as they can get
Zion
I put the gun against the neck on one of the imps, coup-de-grace.
@RascalyWabit
Okay?
Anything else?
Zion
Then I minor action Able the other imp.
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
@RascalyWabit
Shenanigans ensue
You pretty much explode that other imp in one hit but the one you have a gun to gets up and STRIKES WHILE YOU ARE DISTRACTED
roll 1d20-1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=16 ]{15}
@RascalyWabit
roll 1d4
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
@RascalyWabit
You receive a small scratch that does not really hurt all that bad
Another imp takes the place of the one you just destroyed
This one has a pistol.
Zion
37/38
Zion
Does he shoot me, or does he just stand there?
@RascalyWabit
He had been pining for an open shot the whole entire time, so when he actually gets a bead on you he lets FURY LOOSE
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=18 ]{19}
@RascalyWabit
roll 1dd6+1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1dd6+1 [ 1d1=1 1d6=2 ]{3}
@RascalyWabit
roll 1d6+1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d6+1 [ 1d6=6 ]{7}
Zion
30/38
Flashbacks of being shot in the hip flutters before your eyes.
That imp has to go.
full attack
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=1 ]{3}
Zion
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
@RascalyWabit
The imp you are ignoring throws another attack, and the gun imp is mortally wounded!
roll 1d20-1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=8 ]{7}
@RascalyWabit
He misses at point blank range, and mister Revolver slumps to the ground
He fires once more, because surely after this he will perish
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
Zion
I minor action attack the other imp.
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=4 ]{6}
Zion
*I attack a nearby imp.
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Zion
With several imps dead, I attempt to intimidate the remaining imps.
"Calm down, Now. Or else."
roll 1d20+3 intimidate
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+3 intimidate [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
RascalyWabit
They chitter and jeer in your general direction and are not impressed. After the revolver sprite blew the fuck up you are left with only the dino shoulder one nearby
Another one approaches, this one with a cane and tophat.
How did you miss him in the initial checks?
Zion
Because -1 wisdom that's how.
RascalyWabit
This one seems pompous, and sniffs haughtily. He does not perform any action, and wills you to keel over with his mind
You continue to not keel over.
Zion
Instead, I smack him in the face with a puppet.
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=2 ]{4}
Zion
And again.
Actually, no.
Instead I force him to kneel by intimidation.
roll 1d20+3 intimidate.
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+3 intimidate. [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
RascalyWabit
roll 1d20-1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
RascalyWabit
He backs up and seems totally spooked, but you cannot make him kneel. He ends up just sprinting away from you.
The one imp you have been ignoring for awhile strikes at you again
roll 1d20-1
`DICE
RascalyWabit rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
RascalyWabit
God this guy is useless
Zion
I attack the imp that's uselessly flailing at beside me.
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=5 ]{7}
Zion
Able strikes true.
RascalyWabit
He pops open into more grist, you are unable to see the floor in front of you now
You also see some purple stuff in there
and one or two Black Tear shaped things
Zion
Then, I scream at the top hat imp.
RascalyWabit
The area in front of you is clear for the moment
Zion
"KNEEL."
roll 1d20+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
RascalyWabit
The Tophat imp pretty much just goes limp with fear, and the others turn their attention to you. You may have a chance to get this under control.
Zion
"Will you kneel as well?"
I say to the other imps.
Zion
roll 1d20+3 bonus intimidate
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+3 bonus intimidate [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
RascalyWabit
The Imps decide to cut their loses
Some 'kneel' others just sit down.
Zion
How are the imps in the cages reacting?
RascalyWabit
They believe that you are on their side, and are thus unnafected
Zion
Not necessarily.
With the imps pacified, I
1) collect grist
2) check the cages
RascalyWabit
You receive
76 Grist.
18 Shale
and 6 Tar
Zion
I note the new kinds of grist, and move to examine the cages.
RascalyWabit
The imps in cages usher you along
Hurry, they whisper
There is a simple latch mechanism for each cage
Zion
I turn to the imp who tried to make me kneel.
Zion
I pull out the gun, and put it against his forehead.
"Now talk."
"Why are you imprisoning other imps?"
Zion
*I turn to the imp who tried to make me keel.
RascalyWabit
He is very far away
Making distance from you in any manner he can
Zion
Too bad the only exit is behind me.
I start to slowly walk towards him.
Zion
(ignore previous action)
(The one about putting the gun about the imps forehead)
RascalyWabit
The other imps are not dealing with none of that
And your progress cannot be impeded
However, This guy is smart
A cursory glance of the room and you see that none of the imps have a hat anymore
Zion
Clever.
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
Zion
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=2 ]{4}
Zion
I attack the nearest imp, all while keeping an eye on the exit.
RascalyWabit
You knock one the fuck down, but your actions cause the mass to freak the fuck out. Roll to continue being terrifying
Zion
roll 1d20+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
Zion
You successfully continue to be terrifying.
RascalyWabit
No one attempts to escape, and it seems to be you against a clever mother fucker
Zion
"If you don't show yourself, I'm going to kill everyone who's not caged in this room."
"And anyone who moves towards a cage gets shot."
Zion
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
Zion
Wabit: The ones in cages become irate, Let us out already! What have we done? They chatter inside the cages and generally are making a fuss. None of the free imps come forward
I shoot an imp
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
RascalyWabit
Many things happen at once.
ⓘ RascalyWabit is now known as literalPrius
ⓘ literalPrius is now known as literalCarname
ⓘ literalCarname is now known as literalPrius
ⓘ literalPrius is now known as Flelst
ⓘ Flelst is now known as literalMoriarty
ⓘ literalMoriarty is now known as Luffy_Flelst
Luffy_Flelst
Many things happen at once
You somehow miss the shot, some commotion happens near the back and from first glance you see two imps duking it out.
There is a bang above you, whatever could that be?
Zion
I ignore the bang, gotta keep my focus on the fight.
Two imps are fighting, so I turn my attention away from them too.
Can I act, or is it an imps turn?
Luffy_Flelst
It is the imps turn
Since you didn't take the bait, you note an imp making a rush for the door.
He looks like he's been hit..
Zion
Can I attack him?
Luffy_Flelst
Do you wish to try?
Zion
roll 1d20+2 for stopping an imp
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 for stopping an imp [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
Luffy_Flelst
You fail to stop the imp that is totally the guy who tried to make you die with his mind.
He rushes past you and goes up the ladder
Zion
If he's climbing up the ladder, it should be really easy to shoot him.
Next to no chance of dodging.
Luffy_Flelst
It would be if the tube covering the ladder was anything but there
Zion
Can I run up to the ladder and shoot him?
Luffy_Flelst
You could attempt to do so yes.
Zion
I do so. Roll to hit?
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=5 ]{7}
Luffy_Flelst
You fire up the manhole chute and scare the wily nilly out of tophat imp
However, he continues on up
You have one more chance to stop him
Zion
"Get down here, or I'll actually aim next shot!"
roll 1d20+3 intimidate
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+3 intimidate [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
Luffy_Flelst
roll 1d20+1
`DICE
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d20+1 [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
Luffy_Flelst
He stops for a moment and looks down at you, he is almost there... what chance is there of this guy actually hitting?
Zion
roll 1d20+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
Zion
I'm going to say yes.
roll 1d6+2
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=2 ]{4}
Luffy_Flelst
The imp is shot!
Man down man down!
He falls towards you and uh wow bodies fall fast
Zion
roll 1d20+2 to avoid
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20+2 to avoid [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
Luffy_Flelst
You jump out of the way, and the second the imp hits the ground he bursts into GUSHERS
None of the new interesting varieties though
You gain 14 Build Grist
Zion
I return to the imp brawl room.
5 imps killed, 30/38 hp
Luffy_Flelst
The banging from above grows louder
One of the imps in here apparently exploded while you were away
Zion
So, since I counted wrong eariler, seven imps are dead.
5 remain free, 6 more in cages.
Luffy_Flelst
You are not instantly assaulted, surprisingly
Zion
How is the brawling situation going?
Luffy_Flelst
Uh.. done. Cause one of them exploded
Zion
What are the rest of them up to?
Luffy_Flelst
Sitting there, where you left them
Zion
Do all of them have dumb prototypings?
Luffy_Flelst
Yes.
There is another bang upstairs
Zion
I turn to the imps in the cages.
"Answers. Now."
Luffy_Flelst
They shake and jitter in your direction and you gain nothing from this.
In fact, you wonder if anything ever was important
There is a chance that in fact
EVERYTHING IS STUPID
Zion
The imps are terrified, right?
Luffy_Flelst
Your only lead in the slightly smarter imps just exploded and you are left with 11 imps that don't know what the hell is going on
The five are sure, but the six are still rowdy and wanting you to let them out
Zion
I walk around the room, past a few imps.
In frustration I shoot one in the face.
It is not a caged one.
Luffy_Flelst
By law of cutscenes, your gun does exactly enough damage to kill it instantly
Zion
Convenient.
Luffy_Flelst
It explodes and pretty much everyone panics .
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Zion
While the imps panic, I stand still.
A pillar of calmness.
A clear sea.
With a eldritch abomination hiding beneath the surface.
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
Zion
I shoot another one in the face for good measure.
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Luffy_Flelst
You do so
There is another grist explosion and some of the imps sort of get the feeling that you aren't here to help..
Huh.
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
Zion
That shot misses.
Luffy_Flelst
None of the THREE REMAINING IMPS even notice, as they are scrambling to somehow get away from you
They however know that either way they go means certain death
Going up would be to break the rules
and going down is not possible
Zion
This is taking too long.
roll 1d20+2 for another shot.
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 for another shot. [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
Luffy_Flelst
All the shots are rousing attention
There is another bang.
Zion
Is there a way of closing the door, trapping the imps inside?
*Closing off the room
Luffy_Flelst
Not that you can see. The area to the ladder chute is just.. open
None of them seem to want to go upstairs unlike tophat guy
And you start to wonder if all this SUBTLE FORESHADOWING will actually mean anything
Zion
"Go into the cages."
Luffy_Flelst
They do not hear you in their panic
Zion
roll 1d20+3 intimidate
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+3 intimidate [ 1d20=1 ]{4}
Zion
"Go into the cages!"
Luffy_Flelst
Instead of saying "Go into the cages!" You actually tell them the secret to getting out of cages and also insult their mothers. The six imps come out all sassed up after your wonderful tutoring and the ones outside of the cages got some extra smack talk of their respective mothers. You are now surrounded by nine imps and shenanigans will promptly e
nsue.
Zion
Use Able, parry and roll to attack.
roll 1d4
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=1 ]{3}
Zion
move action, back to the door.
Let's bottleneck this shit.
Luffy_Flelst
roll 6#d1d20-1
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 6#d1d20-1 [ 1d1=1 1d20=11 ]{10}, [ 1d1=1 1d20=3 ]{2}, [ 1d1=1 1d20=11 ]{10}, [ 1d1=1 1d20=7 ]{6}, [ 1d1=1 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d1=1 1d20=16 ]{15}
Luffy_Flelst
roll 1d4
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
Luffy_Flelst
All of them swarm
You block most of the blows however, and Able is confirmed for best shield
One of the imps you hit was knocked back and the other two were not close enough
Zion
how much damage do I deal with my parry?
Luffy_Flelst
They use the rest of their turn to get in range
Zion
*how many do I hit?
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=3 ]{5}
Zion
Again, parry and attack.
roll 1d4 bonus AC
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d4 bonus AC [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=3 ]{5}
Zion
attacking number 1 if he's still alive, otherwise attacking num2
Luffy_Flelst
He splodes, and you are left with more violent imps that wish for blood. While you slowly shamble your way there is only about room for six imps to attack you at once
They do so
roll 6#1d20-1
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 6#1d20-1 [ 1d20=9 ]{8}, [ 1d20=7 ]{6}, [ 1d20=4 ]{3}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}, [ 1d20=18 ]{17}, [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
Luffy_Flelst
roll 1d4
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
Luffy_Flelst
Seven had taken ones place
Zion
You know the drill. Parry and attack.
roll 1d4 parry
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d4 parry [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
Zion
roll 1d20+2 attack num2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 attack num2 [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=2 ]{4}
Zion
HP: 25/38
Zion
roll 1d6+2 more damage
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 more damage [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
Zion
on num3
Luffy_Flelst
Hot damn 3 explodes just from that one hit, apparently porcelain does not make a good body. You continue to get assaulted.
8 squeezes in and next turn you can make it to the chokepoint
728456 are in attack range!
roll 6#1d20-1
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 6#1d20-1 [ 1d20=4 ]{3}, [ 1d20=3 ]{2}, [ 1d20=8 ]{7}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}, [ 1d20=7 ]{6}, [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
Luffy_Flelst
One completely biffs it and falls back on its face, leaving you with only 5 to deal with until you squeeze into that area
Zion
roll 1d6+2 parry damage on 4
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 parry damage on 4 [ 1d6=1 ]{3}
Zion
roll 1d4 parry AC
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d4 parry AC [ 1d4=1 ]{1}
Zion
roll 1d20+2 attack 4
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 attack 4 [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
Luffy_Flelst
Slamming Able into bodies is getting a tad bit boring.
4 puffs and you make it into the hole
7 2 8 5 6 and 9 are still existing, but you now have the advantage
They seem to understand that you are kind of a badass, and do not want to get within range. 6 recovers from his fumble
Zion
roll 1d20+2 to shoot num2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 to shoot num2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
Zion
Blam.
Luffy_Flelst
These fuckers are just popping like flies, and suddenly realize that not even range will help them!
(Not like it wasn't completely clear before that you had a gun)
(Imps are fucking stupid)
2 perishes and you are left with five imps.
Zion
(can I shoot again while they still scramble?)
Luffy_Flelst
No, 7 runs in your general direction and goes for an attack, and the other imps close in
roll 1d20-1
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=5 ]{4}
Zion
Nope.
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
Zion
he is immediately met by a puppet to the face.
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=3 ]{5}
Zion
then I shoot either 7 or 6.
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=3 ]{5}
Luffy_Flelst
7 is riddles with able strikes, and dies after the second.
These imps are clearly not getting anywhere
they need a plan
But what?
Hmmm...
Yes!
Thats it!
One of the dragon imps step forward
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
Luffy_Flelst
He SWOLEY picks up another imp
9, in this case
and CHUCKS HIM STRAIGHT AT YOU
5 is apparently a badass
You are struck by MISCELLANEOUS FLYING IMP
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=5 ]{7}
Luffy_Flelst
The tactic seems to work MUCH BETTER than walking up one at a time!
Zion
18/38
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=8 ]{10}
Luffy_Flelst
(The imp took this damage as well
Zion
(oh)
well, I shoot number 5
Luffy_Flelst
The other imps nod their heads and generally confirmed that Dragon Imp is best imp
Deserve reward he does.
Zion
Then he gets shot in the face.
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
Luffy_Flelst
5 is unable to block!
5 dies a terrible death!
Zion
roll 1d20+3 intimidate
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+3 intimidate [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
Zion
I grin at the remaining imps.
Luffy_Flelst
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
Zion
(RETCON: 5 was never hit, and is still alive)
Luffy_Flelst
The imps receive a demoralization of -2 to mods but still retain control of most of their faculties. 5 IS SWOLE AND DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR SHENANIGANS.
He sends the other imps after you in a show of FORCE
STRONG FORCE
Luffy_Flelst
9 is at your feet, and thus is in prime position to attack you, and 2 takes the initiative to get into range.
roll 2#1d20-3
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 2#1d20-3 [ 1d20=9 ]{6}, [ 1d20=17 ]{14}
Luffy_Flelst
roll 1d4-2
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d4-2 [ 1d4=4 ]{2}
Zion
2 is dead.
7 does that thing instead.
Zion
I promptly smack the imp behind me with Able
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
Zion
or not
Luffy_Flelst
Somehow you end up smacking yourself!
Fortunately it does no damage, and Able shows his affection via love pats
Zion
I use my major action to shoot the imp, ignoring Able's love.
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=1 ]{3}
Luffy_Flelst
9 finally dies.
What a relief, he looked dead..
Zion
Any imps trying to attack me?
Luffy_Flelst
7 still stands close to you, and he does indeed attack
roll 1d20-3
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d20-3 [ 1d20=14 ]{11}
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
Zion
I return his attempt to attack with a real attack.
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=4 ]{6}
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=5 ]{7}
Zion
followed by another attack.
Luffy_Flelst
Boom.
And there goes seven, this is pretty much not even an issue anymore
Bring more men!
FEED MY COLD ANGER
5 does another thing
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=4 ]{6}
Luffy_Flelst
Unfortunately, he cannot even pick up his ally!
Wow way to look swole friend!
Not!
Zion
Embarrassing!
Luffy_Flelst
856
5 has already moved and 6 is in the process of being a fat bitch
So 8 moves up and wields his bone club
The intimidates effects have almost worn off.
roll 1d20-2
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d20-2 [ 1d20=11 ]{9}
Luffy_Flelst
He dings the side of the door, slightly hurting your ears but doing nothing else
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
Zion
Apparently I needed my ears to hit with Able.
Luffy_Flelst
You and the imp suddenly ignore everything else
And create your own percussion band!
After failing your hit and striking the wall, you and the imp bond throughout the night with shitty drum beats and hardcore solos
The solos being the imp.
You beat the imp to death.
Well that was an event that just occured!
5 does another thing again.
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
Luffy_Flelst
WHOOP
Zion
That's not a hit.
Luffy_Flelst
He succeeds in picking up the imp, however he is currently not strong enough to chuck him
So HE USES HIM AS A SHIELD
5 IS BEING PROTECTED BY 6, THIS STUNNING DISPLAY OF SWOLE SENDS SHIVERS TO YOUR BOOTS
Zion
There's only 5 and 6 left, right?
Luffy_Flelst
Yes.
Zion
I respond to this tactic by moving up to them and slapping 6 with Able.
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
Luffy_Flelst
6 is pretty much blown away and the damage extends to 5 minorly. He gets knocked back a bit.
5 is mad
He is steamed!
Zion
roll 1d20+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
Zion
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=4 ]{6}
Luffy_Flelst
HE CHANNELS ALL HIS SWOLE INTO ONE LAST-
ded
Zion
He may be steaming, but that does not protect him from the Rage That Burns Cold.
Zion
Emerging victorious, Zion reaches the rank of (P)Impslayer.
Increase constitution.
Luffy_Flelst
roll 1d6+2
DICEBOT
Luffy_Flelst rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=4 ]{6}
Zion
HP is increased by five from con increase.
7 extra hp from level up.
Zion
ignore 5 extra hp from con increase, that's not how the rules work.
6 hp is gained, that is all.
Zion
In the aftermath, you pick up 151 build grist.
38 shale.
0 tar.
and 12 hps worth of healing gel.
HP: 30/38
*36/44