Gym Traine Ana: I came to realize...
Gym Traine Ana: how important Burpee is to me
Burpeesus: PRAISE BURPEE
Gym Traine Ana: i should be voiced here
Gym Traine Ana: I want to hail along with you all :(
Burpeesus: it is understandable
Gym Traine Ana: Yes
Burpeesus: but believe that everyone starts being only able to do a few burpees
Burpeesus: but one day
Burpeesus: YOU CAN
Burpeesus: BECOME A HARDCORE BURPIST LIKE US
Gym Traine Ana: Okay :)
Burpeesus: I BELIEVE
Gym Traine Ana: Im ready
Burpeesus: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Gym Traine Ana: I do
Gym Traine Ana: Ido
Gym Traine Ana: *I do
Burpeesus: alright
Burpeesus: you may undertake the burpee trial
Burpeesus: first
Burpeesus: YOU MUST TRAVEL UP A MOUNTAIN USING ONLY BURPEES
Gym Traine Ana: IM READY
Burpeesus: NEXT
Burpeesus: YOU MUST FIND
Burpeesus: BURPEESUS IN YOUR HEART
Burpeesus: THIRD
Gym Traine Ana: ALRIGHT
Burpeesus: YOU MUST SWIM EXACTLY 420 MILES USING ONLY BURPEES
Gym Traine Ana: Okay
Burpeesus: AND FINALLY
Burpeesus: YOU MUST OFFER YOUR HEART AND SOUL TO BURPEE
Burpeesus: AND NEVER RETRIEVE IT FOR BURPEE IS LIFE
Gym Traine Ana: I already have sir Burpeesus
Gym Traine Ana: I already have
Burpeesus: you are ready
Gym Traine Ana: :')
Gym Traine Ana: Im crying
Burpeesus: we must do a vigil
Gym Traine Ana: Ok
Burpeesus: of exactly 29 hours
Burpeesus: call me back then
Burpeesus: and you shall become a burpist
Gym Traine Ana: call
Gym Traine Ana: you
Gym Traine Ana: maybe?
Burpeesus: yes
Gym Traine Ana: May I recommend another sermon?
Burpeesus: of course