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  1. [20:03] * antagonistUltimatum has created memo on board: "GREETINGS MORTALS, I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF ALL VILLAINOUS VILLAINY HAS CREATED A MEMO IN ORDER TO COLLECT SOLDIERS TO FIGHT IN MY ARMY OF DARKENED DARKNESS AGAINST THE HEROES OF THE STORY, WHO HAVE YET TO BE MADE APPARENT FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF MYSELF, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME LORD OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!"
  2. [20:04] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay, why is this on the conspiracy theory board?
  3. [20:04] <mythologicalActuality> MA: At the very least, this should be on Recruiting.
  4. [20:04] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Or in the "I'm a Fucking Insane Psycho" section.
  5. [20:05] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: AHA! I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF ALL VILLAINOUS VILLAINY HAS SPOTTED A POTENTIAL RECRUIT TO THE ARMY OF DARKNESS! MWAHAHA!
  6. [20:06] <mythologicalActuality> MA: You overuse the word "Villain."
  7. [20:06] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'd suggest using antagonist every once in a while.
  8. [20:06] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Opressor.
  9. [20:06] <mythologicalActuality> AA: Evil genius.
  10. [20:06] <mythologicalActuality> MA: But nooooooooo.
  11. [20:06] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: FOR YOU SEE, I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME LORD OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY HAS MADE A POINT TO CREATE THIS MEMO IN ALL MESSAGE BOARDS POSSIBLE IN ORDER TO ENSURE THAT THE PLEAS OF MYSELF, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME LORD OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY ARE ANSWERED! MWAHAHA!
  12. [20:06] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: ALL OF WHICH WOULD BE CORRECT IN DEFINING ME, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  13. [20:07] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Yay, you found someone capable of looking in a thesaurus.
  14. [20:07] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Congratulations.
  15. [20:07] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Don't you feel accomplished?
  16. [20:07] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I, AMUZAK DUSTER, SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY DO IN FACT FEEL ACCOMPLISHED! MWAHAHA!
  17. [20:08] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: HAVE YOU ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DUTY YOU ARE SIGNING UP FOR?
  18. [20:09] <mythologicalActuality> MA: When did I decide to sign up?
  19. [20:09] <mythologicalActuality> MA: All I said was that I was reporting this to the board authorities.
  20. [20:09] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Which also happen to be me.
  21. [20:09] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Hi. This is your warning. Post any more irrelevant content and you will be temp banned.
  22. [20:10] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: EXCELLENT, A BAN IS PERFECT FOR A VILLAIN LIKE MYSELF, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  23. [20:11] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Ugh. How many people, other than me, do you even have joining your "army?"
  24. [20:11] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: THE WAY I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY SEE THIS GOING CAN BE ONE OF TWO WAYS! MWAHAHA!
  25. [20:11] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: AT THE MOMENT...
  26. [20:11] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: None.
  27. [20:11] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Clearly, nobody here wants to join your army.
  28. [20:12] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'm sure there are other boards that would be more suited for your needs.
  29. [20:12] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: BUT I SHALL NOT LET THAT DETER SUCH A HIGH RANKING VILLAIN SUCH AS MYSELF, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  30. [20:13] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY HAVE ALREADY POSTED THIS SAME CALL TO ARMS IN ALL OTHER MESSAGE BOARDS AVAILABLE TO ME, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  31. [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: What is your plan, per se?
  32. [20:13] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Your motive.
  33. [20:14] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Please don't be a shitty OC like the rest of them.
  34. [20:14] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I stay away from those boards for a reason.
  35. [20:14] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: MY PLAN IS TO DEFEAT THE HEROES WHICH PLAGUE THIS LAND, AND WILL ATTEMPT TO PUT A STOP TO MY EVIL PLOT OF TAKING OVER THE WORLD! MWAHAHA!
  36. [20:14] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Your plan sucks.
  37. [20:14] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: Okay but seriously, you wanna sign up?
  38. [20:15] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Well, I might as well fill my shitty roleplaying quotia for the day.
  39. [20:15] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I can drop the act because it's just backstory right now, the really game hasn't started yet.
  40. [20:15] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Oh, okay.
  41. [20:15] <antagonistUltimatum> (Real*)
  42. [20:15] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Still, do you need help with your character?
  43. [20:15] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I can give you pointers?
  44. [20:15] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: Character?
  45. [20:16] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: This is actually a thing that's happening.
  46. [20:16] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I am legitimately trying to raise an army.
  47. [20:17] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Oh.
  48. [20:17] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Well, uh, I'm not really fit for fighting.
  49. [20:17] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I can give you shitty roleplaying tips, and I can give you secret government information, but that's it.
  50. [20:17] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT! I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, HAVE ROLES FIT FOR ANYONE WANTING TO ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE! MWAHAHA!
  51. [20:18] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: Oh, secret government information, that'd be awesome.
  52. [20:18] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: Need something to flaunt over the protagonists' heads.
  53. [20:18] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: Does it by any chance include how to build a death ray?
  54. [20:18] <mythologicalActuality> MA: No.
  55. [20:18] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay, let me show you how to do a shitty OC.
  56. [20:18] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I need blueprints to have strewn about my hive to make it seem like I have plans within plans.
  57. [20:19] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: Darn.
  58. [20:19] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Halt, foul villain! I, Jakarr Inaiit will destroy you and your foul plans to destroy the world!
  59. [20:19] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Armed only with my wits and my devishly handsome looks!
  60. [20:20] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I will go on a heroic quest to defeat you and save the world!
  61. [20:20] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Along with a cast of unimportant side characters and my fucking dragon!
  62. [20:20] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Which I have!
  63. [20:20] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Because plot convenience!
  64. [20:20] <mythologicalActuality> MA: THAT is how you do a shitty OC.
  65. [20:21] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: AHAHA! YOU HAVE OVERESTIMATED YOURSELF, MR. INAIIT!
  66. [20:21] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Alas, I haven't!.
  67. [20:21] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: FOR YOU SEE, I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY HAVE PLANNED FOR YOUR PUNY LITTLE WINGEDLIZARDBEAST!
  68. [20:21] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I have been tracking your IP this whole time!
  69. [20:22] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I will fly my dragon Euzobar to you and incinerate your whole headquarters!
  70. [20:22] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Nowhere is safe from JAKARR INAIIT!
  71. [20:22] <mythologicalActuality> MA: No villain undefeated!
  72. [20:22] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: THEN I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY ENCOURAGE YOU TO FIND YOUR WAY TO MY LAIR, PUNY MORTAL!
  73. [20:22] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, WILL PUT A STOP TO YOUR QUEST ONCE AND FOR ALL! MWAHAHA!
  74. [20:22] <mythologicalActuality> At this point, Cade actually looks up "How to track an IP," and "nearest asylum."
  75. [20:23] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Good luck doing that while I go build my supporting cast of characters to defeat you while I take all the glory!
  76. [20:23] <mythologicalActuality> MA: You'll never destroy the world in time!
  77. [20:23] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: IF YOU WISH TO STOP ME, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, THEN YOU MUST PROGRESS UNTIL YOU ARE A HIGH ENOUGH LEVEL TO FIGHT ME, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  78. [20:24] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay legit here please stop saying that same phrase over again its burning my eyes.
  79. [20:24] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: YES, YES BUILD YOUR PUNY PARTY!
  80. [20:24] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, SHALL BE WAITING! MWAHAHA!
  81. [20:24] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay, serious thing here.
  82. [20:24] <mythologicalActuality> MA: If you *really* want to hire people, download this program.
  83. [20:25] <mythologicalActuality> MA: It's pretty sweet.
  84. [20:25] <mythologicalActuality> mythologicalActuality sent evilhiring.exe
  85. [20:25] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, REQUIRE NO ASSISTANCE FROM YOU, THE HERO!
  86. [20:25] <mythologicalActuality> (Does he open it?)
  87. [20:25] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: YOU SHALL BOW TO MY ARMY OF DARKNESS AND WILL LIVE TO REGRET YOUR DECISION TO STAND OFF AGAINST ME, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  88. [20:26] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Are we actually fucking doing this?
  89. [20:26] <antagonistUltimatum> (He does not)
  90. [20:26] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: WHY YES WE ARE!
  91. [20:26] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Okay then. Let me go build my supporting cast of characters.
  92. [20:26] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I EXPECT YOU SOON, JAKARR!
  93. [20:26] <mythologicalActuality> MA: And you.
  94. [20:27] <mythologicalActuality> A few minutes later, the following memo appears on the forum:
  95. [20:27] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I WOULD HURRY IF I WERE YOU! YOU ONLY HAVE A SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF TIME UNTIL MY DEATH RAY WIPES OUT THE ENTIRE PLANET! MWAHAHA!
  96. [20:27] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: (Important note: the time doesn't actually matter, you guys have all the time in the world to grind or whatever.)
  97. [20:28] <mythologicalActuality> "mythologicalActuality has posted memo 'lets go hunt psychopaths who think they're villans' on board Shitty Roleplay"
  98. [20:28] <mythologicalActuality> Within seconds, it has hundreds of replies.
  99. [20:28] * antagonistUltimatum [AU] has joined the memo.
  100. [20:28] <mythologicalActuality> And your memo is deleted from the board.
  101. [20:28] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, RESENT THAT!
  102. [20:28] <mythologicalActuality> MA: Yeah, no.
  103. [20:28] <mythologicalActuality> MA: I'm done with your shit.
  104. [20:28] <antagonistUltimatum> AU: I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, SEE HOW YOU ARE GOING TO HANDLE THIS!
  105. [20:29] <mythologicalActuality> antagonistUltimatum has been banned from the forum
  106. [20:29] <mythologicalActuality> Cade sends him a chumroll request though, since he's fucking hilarious.
  107. [20:29] <antagonistUltimatum> Amuzak silently broods to himself.
  108. [20:29] <antagonistUltimatum> "Yes... Exactly as planned... MWAHAHA!"
  109. [20:29] * antagonistUltimatum accepts.
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