Cozza Speech

I'm sorry to interrupt you, but if you don't mind sir I'd like to take a minute to tell you about Cozza.
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You see my friend, Cozza is our true lord and savior. In his infinite wisdom he created the ARK,
and placed turtles on it modelled in his image, with various other creatures for the turtles to live in
harmony with. However, for all his wisdom, Cozza did not realize what the humans placed on the ARK
would someday become. For many moons the animals of the ARK lived according to the natural order, until
humans started to invent their way to the top of the food chain. Cozza realized in his infinite wisdom
that something must be done about the scourge on the ARK, and so he sent down the Book of Cozza, containing
the knowledge us humans need to live full, moral lives. It is my duty to spread the wisdom of Cozza to
heretics who would defy the order. If we are to have peace between our groups, I would like to provide to
you some of the knowledge of Cozza to help us along. *Clear Throat* Cozzorinthians 13:11 "Finally, brethren,
farewell. Be perfect, be of good comfort, be of one mind, live in peace; and the God of love and peace shall
be with you" As you can see, my friend, Cozza advises us to put aside our differences for the sake of peace,
and work as one to attain that goal. I hope you can live by the words of Cozza in the peace that is to come. I
leave you with these words of wisdom *Clear Throat* Cozzitus 3:10 "A man that is an heretick after the first and second admonition reject"
*Drops Mic* *Runs Away*