Who is Q? - Part 2

 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
In general, I like eyes that are white around the sides, maybe with a spot of black in the middle.

 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
These are some weird ethnicities. I pick milk.

 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
The marker itself.

 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
Well, I thought it was a big town, but everything seemed a lot smaller when I grew up.

 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
Friedrich Nietzsche.

 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
A soylent green smoothie. Yum!

 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
There was this one time where I tried to eat the class pet...

 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
Somebody told me that tomorrow was "wear your underwear outside your clothes day." She lied.

 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
Let's just say that it took a team of specialists to get me out of that basketball hoop.

 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
No.

 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
Yes, but it was quite a challenge with all those feet.

 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
I did, but I was young and foolish back then. When I see a swing set, all I feel is deep regret.

 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
I would have a pet tardigrade. We could go on space adventures together!

 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
My pulmonary artery.

 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
The part that allows me to come up with dumb answers for these.

 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
All of the above.

 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
What a horrible and disgusting thought!

 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
Does it count if I was playing in that sporting event while drunk?

 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
Casu marzu.

 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
Nothing but 100% lard for me.

 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
See my previous answer.

 22: Which continents have you been on?
All 21 of them, baby.

 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
Yes. If you want to see it in action, go to your local video store and rent the horror classic "Chunks 2: There She Blows!"

 24: Backpacks or satchels?
I balance everything I carry on my head. It has a nice flat spot from that one time I tried to dive into a glass of water.

 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
Get out of my closet!

 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Beavis and Butt-Head. I truly feel I identify with the protagonists and their struggle even to this day.

 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
A pig. See my answer to question 20.

 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
One with a lot of zigzags. Maybe Giza?

 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
When I was ten years old, I got on a plane. It never landed.

 30: The latest you've ever slept?
I once sleepwalked to school. I was five minutes late to class that day.

 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
Only if it were also covered in silly remarks written in broken English.

 32: Do you pick at scabs?
Yes. Our strike won't change much if we just let them do as they please.

 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
The kind that comes in bags.

 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
I can throw it so far, I could hit myself with a pitch! (It's because I throw it straight up.)

 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
The Republic of Molossia.

 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
I put it all into a blender and drank it. It tasted like a soylent green smoothie.

 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
Who needs university? I get all the education I need from the internet!

 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
This is a bad question, and you should feel bad. Bad questionnaire, bad! No biscuit!

 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
Of course! Soylent green is a vegetable, right? I mean, it has "green" in its name.

 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
My life is a never ending horror movie. Luckily, I'm the main character, so I never die.

 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
Well, how else do you deal with ants in your pants?

 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
Only while simultaneously scratching my crotch.

 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
Mr. Freeze.

 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
I would change it to ultraviolet.

 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
Yes, but only to receive the government benefits. Like I said before, having all the kids in the world would get me a lot of

support!

 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
Thank you for your opinion.

 47: City or nature person?
Only sometimes.

 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
Well, I got acne once, so I stapled a photoshopped picture of my face to my face. Nobody could tell the difference.

 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
Of course, ESPECIALLY if I'm a guy. (I haven't checked in a while.)

 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
1. I can count to 20 without taking off my shoes and socks.
2. Some people tell me that my stories are cool and that I am a "bro."
3. My hair grows back after it gets cut off.
4. I can sleep for eight hours straight without a single break.
5. I am Q. :J