Froslass got no ass

Froslass Got No Ass

I sat on the hilltop with my cute little Froslass. I gently stroked her head.
“Yeah, you did pretty good today, didn’t you?” I said.
Froslass let out a soft cooing sound. Earlier she had won me a battle against a dumb kid with a Kirlia.
“Yeah ,your my favorite little battler, aren’t you? Who’s my best little girl? Who’s my best little girl?” I said ruffling her head.
Froslass lightly laughed and cuddled me closer. It was clear she loved me. All those battles we won together, all those dark nights and cold days journeying across the land… We had grown very close, maybe a little too close.

I picked up Froslass and gave her a tight hug.
“I think you deserve a special treat.” I whispered in her ear.
I reached into my bag and took out a Kelpsy Berry, her favorite. Froslass reached for it, but I playfully held it away from her.
“Hang on, hang on.” I said.
I put the Kelpsy Berry’s stem in my mouth. It was a fun little game I played with my pokemon, making them grab the berries like that. It was a stupid trick but it kept me amused.

Froslass smiled and moved her mouth close to mine. As she wrapped her lips around the Kelpsy Berry, I opened my mouth, wrapped my arms around her back, and went in for a kiss. Froslass didn’t understand what was going on at first. I think I startled her because she twitched away for a second. I jumped back too.
“I… I’m sorry. I just thought…” I said, pretending to be sad.
Froslass quickly swallowed her berry and looked at me smiling. She made some happy sounding grunts, her eyes watery with joy. I could see her happy tars turning into little icicles on her cheeks.

Froslass nearly jumped on me, she was so excited. She started kissing me all over my face.
“Hey! Hey! Slow down!” I said, laughing.
I held her tight and we gave each other a slow, sensual kiss. Froslass seemed like the happiest ghost in the world.

We cuddled and kissed for a few moments longer. Eventually, she just laid down in my arms, making a contented cooing sound every so often. We relaxed on the hilltop like that for almost an hour.

Eventually my phone’s alarm started sounding. I moved Froslass aside and reached to turn the alarm off.
“Oh man, we have to get going. Come on, Froslass, we need to get into town soon or we’ll be late!” I said.
I grabbed my Froslass by her hand… ear… thing, and ran down the hill back into town. She had no idea where we were going or why, but she sure seemed excited.

First, we rushed to a florist on Main Street. Froslass didn’t typically go in places like this. She looked at all the pretty flowers with stars in her eyes.
“Ooh, so hard to choose here. What do you think, Froslass? Which one should I buy?” I asked.
We walked around the store for a little bit, admiring all the bouquets and arrangements. Froslass pointed to a pretty yellow and blue bouquet on one of the counters. She squeaked happily at it.
“Oh, that one is gorgeous! Great choice, Froslass!” I said.
I gave her a soft kiss on her head. She made another one of those happy grunting noises and quivered with delight.

After I paid for the flowers, we went to a candy store. We eyed all the delicious chocolates.
“Oh, those dark chocolate covered hazelnuts look so good? Could I taste a sample please?” I said to the lady behind the counter.
She nodded and handed me one.
“Can you let my Froslass take a taste too?” I said.
The lady shrugged her shoulders.
“Eh, why not?” She said.
I handed her a couple dollars for the samples. Froslass and I tasted the candies, slowly savoring every bite.
“Oh, these are so good. What do you think, Froslass?” I said.
Froslass squeaked with joy. She loved it.
I turned back to the lady behind the counter.
“How about the dark chocolate covered cherries? Could I get a sample of those too?” I said.
The lady handed me a pair of the dark chocolate covered cherries. Again, Froslass and I savored every moment of eating them. Again Frosalss squeaked with joy.
“Oh, they were both so good! I don’t think I can decide. Froslass, which one was better?” I asked.
Froslass thought about it for a second. She eventually pointed to the cherries. I smiled at her.
“Great choice!” I said.
I turned to the lady selling the candies.
“I’d like a bag of the dark chocolate covered cherries, please.” I said.

Now that I had my flowers and candy, I went to the park, holding Froslass’ hand the whole way there, where a band would be playing tonight. Froslass was ecstatic now. She rubbed against my legs and cuddled me frequently as I waited.
“Easy there, Froslass. You’re getting a bit frisky, aren’t you?” I said.
That was when I heard a woman’s voice calling from across the road.
“Ronny! Hey, Ronny!”

A dark skinned woman with bleached blond hair rushed toward us. She was like an African goddess, tall, dark, and with the greatest, jiggliest butt I had ever seen.
“LaToya! You’re here!” I said.
I casually pushed Froslass aside gave Latoya a long, deep kiss with my tongue. It swirled in her mouth like a hungry Huntail. Froslass stared in disbelief, a worried look on her face. I handed Latoya the chocolates and flowers.
“Chocolates and flowers? Oh, Ronny, you’re too much!” She laughed.
Froslass grunted and squeaked at me.
“Oh, you didn’t seriously think those were for you, did you?” I said.
I sighed and LaToya laughed.
“Froslass, this is my girlfriend, LaToya. We met on the internet.” I said.
Latoya bent down to pinch Froslass’ face, which wore a look of horror and sadness. Her little heart was broken. Her eyes watered not with joy but with pain, pain in her soul.
“Oh, she is such a cutie! I’ve heard all about you!” LaToya said.
Froslass pushed LaToya’s hand away and grunted with despair. She squeaked at me with tearful eyes. She couldn’t talk, but I knew she was saying,
“But… But I thought you loved me?”

LaToya and I laughed in her face.
“Oh, Froslass, I like you. In fact, I do love you, but not the same way I love LaToya.” I said.
“Yeah, ghosty! Ya’ll just a pokemon, I can give Ronny stuff you can’t.” LaToya added.
She wiggled her big black butt near my crotch. I gave LaToya a playful spank.
“Yeah, hit that ass, white boy!” LaToya said.
Froslass groaned and covered her eyes. This was like torture to her. LaToya kept it up.
“See, ya’ll don’t got no titties or ass like I do! Froslass got no ass! Froslass got no ass!” LaToya taunted, wiggling her butt harder.
I wrapped my arms around LaToya’s shoulders.
“God, LaToya, you are just the sexiest woman alive, aren’t you?” I said.
“You damn right!” LaToya said.
At this, Froslass fainted. She fell over, unable to continue watching.
“Woo, what’s her problem?” LaToya said.
“Eh, the little dummy thought I was in love with her. Ha! Like I would ever date a pokemon.” I said.
I put Froslass back into her pokeball and threw the ball in my bag.
“So, what you wanna do tonight, honey?” LaToya said.
We took our seats in the park near the front of where the band would be playing.
“Well, how about we enjoy this free concert and see what happens?” I said.

Long story short, I got head that night.

The End