@Override
	protected String msgWantFoodJ () {
		String[] output = {"縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｮ縺ｫ縺翫＞縺後＠繧aｊ繧aa縺倥∞", "縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｮ縺ｫ縺翫＞縺後☆繧九a縺倥∞", "縺斐a繧薙＆繧薙a縺ｫ縺翫＞縺後☆繧九縺"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSedatedE() {
		String[] output = {"Fweeling Schweepy..", "So Schleepy...", "Suddenly so sleepy...."};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgBurnedE() {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
		String[] output = {"HURDZ! Marisa can'ch feel her mishder feet!?", "SHO HOT! Marisa can'ch do jump-jump anymore!?", "IT BURNZ! Can'ch run anymore, can'ch jump anymore... why..."};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
		String[] output = {"Shiddy Mishter gib back Marichas Mishter feet!", "Marisha will kill shiddy human for taking Mishter Feet, da ze!", "Even like this Marisa will slay shitty Mister Human, da ze!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
			}
		}

	@Override
	protected String msgBathingE() {
		String[] output = {"Mawisha will conquer da water, da ze!", "Marisha will conquer da water, da ze!", "Marisa has conquered the water, da ze!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgDruggedE()
	{
	if (rnd.nextBoolean()) {
	String output[] = {"What'sh dis?", "Yu? Yu yu?", "Confusing! Confusing!! Stop it, da ze!"};
	return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}
	else
	{
	String output[] = {"Tummy hurtsh, head hurtsh", "Yu? Why won'd id shtop?", "Stop it now, da ze!"};
	return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgNeuteredE () {
		String[] output = {"HURDZ! Marisha's Mishter peni-peni ish gone!?", "SHTOP PWEASE! Marisha's peni-peni! Marisha can'ch have babies now!?", "Why Mister...Marisa can never be a father now..."};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgBlindedE() {
		String[] output = {"Ebwythwing ish dark!?", "Hurdz! Wher ish Mishter Eyebawlz!?", "Hurts! Mister eyes don't work!?"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSealed2E () {
		String[] output = {"Mishter Poo ish hurting me!", "Mishter poo-poo ish killing me!", "Marisha ish going to pop if Mishter poo-poo doesn't leave eajy!!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSealedNoticeE () {
		String[] output = {"I fweel sho full!?", "Mishter Poo-Poo go eajy!", "Why wont Mister Poo-Poo come out!?"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgShitE () {
		if (!hasPants && !sealed) {
			if (!isRudeMessage()) {
				String[] output = {"Poo-pooing!", "Mawisha's shuupa poo-poo time ish shtarting, je!", "Marisa's super poo-poo time is starting, ze!"};
				return output[ageState.ordinal()];
			}
			else {
				String[] output = {"Poo-pooing!", "Shitty shlave can eat Mawisha's poo-poo, je!", "Shitty slave can eat Marisa's poo-poo, ze!"};
				return output[ageState.ordinal()];
			}
		}
		else

			if (!sealed) 		{
			String[] output = {"Poo-poo Maricha's pants, je!", "Poo-poo Mawisha's pants, je!", "Leaking mister poo-poo, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}

				String[] output = {"Wonch come out!", "Mister poo-poo won't come out easy!", "Mister poo poo please come out!"};
		return output [ageState.ordinal()];

	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSealedE () {
		String[] output = {"Yu!? But Mawisha poos from there!", "Mishter anyaru!?", "But Marisa poo-poos from there!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgWantFoodE () {
		String[] output = {"The shmell of mishder food, je!", "Smelled mishder food, je!", "It's the smell of mister food, ze!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgNoFoodJ()
	{
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｫ繧a＞繧茨ｼa", "縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｫ繧a＞縺ｫ繧a§縺aｼa", "縺斐a繧薙＆繧薙′縺ｪ縺aa縺懶ｼa"},
					{"縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺上□縺｡繧a＞縲√a縲a", "縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺上□縺｡繧a＞縲√a縲a", "縺斐a繧薙＊繧薙＄縺a＊縺a＜縲√a縲a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｫ繧a＞繧茨ｼa", "縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｫ繧a＞縺ｫ繧a§縺aｼ溘a縺阪ｃ縺ｪ縺ｮa溘＠縺ｫ繧aaaa", "縺斐a繧薙＆繧薙↑縺aa縺懶ｼ溘a縺九↑縺ｮa溘＠縺ｬ縺ｮaa"},
					{"縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺上□縺｡繧a＞縲√a縲a", "縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺上□縺｡繧a＞縲√a縲a", "縺斐a繧薙＊繧薙＄縺a＊縺a＜縲√a縲a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgNoFoodE()
	{
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"Mishder food ish nod here!", "Mishder food ish nod here, je!", "Mister food is not here, ze?"},
					{"Gib me mishder food...", "Gib me mishder food...", "Please give me mister food..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"Mishder food ish nod here!", "Mishder food ish nod here, je! Are you shtoopid, je?  Wand choo die, je?", "Mister food is not here, ze?  Are you stupid, ze? Want to die, ze?"},
					{"Gib me mishder food...", "Gib me mishder food...", "Pwease give me misder food..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgExciteJ() {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String output[] = {"繧aｓ繧aa!", "縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺ｺ縺ｫ縺ｺ縺ｫ縺ｧ縺吶▲縺阪■縺輔○繧九a縺倥∞!", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺ｮ縺ｺ縺ｫ縺ｺ縺ｫ縺ｧ縺吶▲縺阪ｊ縺輔○縺ｦ繧aｋ縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String output[] = {"繧aｓ繧aa!", "縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺ｳ縺｣縺舌∪縺舌↑繧a〒縺ｲ繝ｼ縺ｲ繝ｼ縺aｏ縺帙ｊ繧aa縺倥∞!", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺輔∪縺ｮ縺ｳ縺｣縺舌∪縺舌↑繧a〒縺ｲ繝ｼ縺ｲ繝ｼ縺aｏ縺帙ｋ縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgExciteE() {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String output[] = {"YUNYA-!", "Mawisha's penipeni will make you refresh, je!", "Marisa's penipeni will make you refresh, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String output[] = {"YUNYA-!", "Mawisha's big magnum will make you cry like a baby, je!", "The great Marisa's big magnum will make you cry like a baby, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgRelaxJ()
	{
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String output[] = {"繧a▲縺阪ｅ繧翫＠縺ｦ縺a▲縺｡縺aaaa", "繧a▲縺阪ｅ繧翫＠縺ｦ縺a▲縺｡縺aaaa", "繧a▲縺上ｊ縺励※縺a▲縺ｦ縺ｭaa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String output[] = {"縺上＠繧a←繧後＞縺ｯ縺｡縺ｭaa", "縺ゅ∪縺ゅ∪繧医％縺励∞aa", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺輔∪縺ｫ縺ゅ∪縺ゅ∪繧偵￠繧薙▲縺倥ｇ縺a☆繧九a縺懶ｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgRelaxE()
	{
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String output[] = {"Chake id eajy!", "Chake id eajy!", "Take it easy!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String output[] = {"Shiddy slave go die easy!", "Bwing shweet-shweets!", "Bring sweet-sweet to the great Marisa, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgFuriFuriJ()
	{
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String output[] = {"縺ｵ繝ｼ繧翫a繝ｼ繧奇ｼ√ｆ縺｣縺上■繝ｼaa", "縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺輔＞縺｣縺阪ｇ縺a↓繧a§縺aｼa", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺ｯ縺輔＞縺｣縺阪ｇ縺a↑縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String output[] = {"縺ｵ繝ｼ繧翫a繝ｼ繧奇ｼ√ｆ縺｣縺上■繝ｼaa", "縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺輔＞縺｣縺阪ｇ縺a↑縺ｫ繧a§縺aｼa", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺輔∪縺ｯ縺輔＞縺｣縺阪ｇ縺a↑縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgFuriFuriE()
	{
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String output[] = {"Relax-relax~, chake id eajy!", "Mawisha ish da shdrongest, da ze!", "Marisa is the strongest, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String output[] = {"Relax-relax~, chake id eajy!", "Mawisha ish da shdrongest, da je!", "The great Marisa is the strongest, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgWakeupJ()
	{
		String output[] = {"繧a▲縺阪ｅ繧翫＠縺ｦ縺a▲縺｡縺aaaa", "繧a▲縺阪ｅ繧翫＠縺ｦ縺a▲縺｡縺aaaa", "繧a▲縺上ｊ縺励※縺a▲縺ｦ縺ｭaa"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgWakeupE()
	{
		String output[] = {"Chake id eajy!", "Chake id eajy!", "Take it easy!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSleepJ() { return "縺吶a繧a☆繝ｼ繧a"; }

	@Override
	protected String msgSleepE() { return "Sleep~Sleep~~~"; }

	@Override
	protected String msgScreamJ() {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"繧aｓ繧aaaa", "縺a■繧a＞a√ｄ繧√ｊ繧aa縺倥∞aa", "縺a◆縺aｼ√ｄ繧√ｋ繧薙□縺懶ｼ√a縺上a縺a●aa"},
					{"繧aa繧aa繧aa縲√a", "繧aａ縺｡縺aa繧aａ縺｡縺aa縲√a縲a", "縺翫a縺後＞縺倥a縺壹a繧aａ縺ｧ縺舌□縺悶＞縲√a縲a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"繧aｓ繧aaaa", "縺a■繧a＞a√a縺阪ｅ繝ｼ縺吶ｋ縺ｮ縺倥∞aa", "縺a◆縺aｼ√∪繧翫＆縺輔∪縺ｫ縺ｪ縺ｫ繧偵☆繧九a縺懶ｼ√a縺上a縺a●aa"},
					{"繧aa繧aa繧aa縲√a", "縺斐ａ繧薙↓繧a■繧a＞繧aａ縺｡縺aa縲√a縲a", "縺翫a縺後＞縺倥a縺壹a縺斐ａ繧薙↑縺輔＞縲√ｄ繧√〒縺舌□縺悶＞縲√a縲a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgScreamE() {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"YUNYA-!", "ID HURD! Shdop id, je!", "Stop it, ze! Puff~Puff, ze!"},
					{"Yu, Yu, Yu...", "Shdop id, shdop id, je...", "Pwease, sdop id pwease, ze..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"YUNYA-!", "ID HURD! Going choo pyuff-pyuff, je!", "It hurts! What are you doing to the great Marisa, ze! Puff, ze!"},
					{"Yu, Yu, Yu...", "Shdop id, shdop id, je...", "Marisa is sorry, ze... Pwease, sdop id pwease, ze..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgScareJ () {
		String[][] output = {{"繧aｓ繧aaaa", "繧a▲縺上■縺ｧ縺阪↓繧a＞縺ｮ縺倥∞繝ｼaa", "繧a▲縺上ｊ縺ｧ縺阪↑縺aa縺懶ｼa"},
				{"繧aａ縺｡縺a↓縺aｄ繧√■縺a↓縺aa縲√a", "縺斐ａ繧薙↓繧a■繧a＞繧aａ縺｡縺aa縲√a縲a", "縺翫a縺後＞縺倥a縺壹a繧aａ縺ｧ縺舌□縺悶＞縲√a縲a"}};
		return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgScareE () {
		String[][] output = {{"YUNYA-!!", "I can'ch chake id eajy, je! Shdop id, ok?", "I can't take it easy, ze!"},
				{"Shdop id, shdop id...", "Mawisha ish showwy sho pwease shdop id, je...", "Pwease, sdop id pwease, ze..."}};
		return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgScareRapistJ () {
		String[][] output = {{"繧aｓ繧aaaa", "繧aｓ繧aaa√ｌ縺aa繝ｼ縺ｪ縺ｮ縺倥∞繝ｼaa", "繧後＞縺ｱ繝ｼ縺aaaa"},
				{"繧aa繧aa繧aa縲√a", "縺斐ａ繧薙↑縺｡繧a＞繧aａ縺｡縺a↓縺aa縲√a", "縺翫a縺後＞縺倥a縺壹a繧aａ縺ｧ縺舌□縺悶＞縺aa縲√a"}};
		return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgScareRapistE () {
		String[][] output = {{"YUNYA-!!", "YUNYA-! She is rape~rape, je!", "She is a rapist!"},
				{"Shdop id, shdop id...", "Mawisha ish showwy sho pwease shdop id, je...", "Pwease, sdop id pwease, ze..."}};
		return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgAlarmJ () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"縺ｫ繧aｓ縺a°繧a▲縺上■縺ｧ縺阪↓繧a＞縺ｮ縺倥∞aa", "縺ｫ繧aｓ縺a°繧a▲縺上■縺ｧ縺阪↓繧a＞縺ｮ縺倥∞aa", "繧aａ繧九ｓ縺a●a√a縺上a縺a●aa"},
					{"繧aａ縺｡縺a↓縺aｄ繧√■縺a↓縺aa縲√a", "縺斐ａ繧薙↓繧a■繧a＞繧aａ縺｡縺aa縲√a縲a", "縺翫a縺後＞縺倥a縺壹a繧aａ縺ｧ縺舌□縺悶＞縲√a縲a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"繧aａ繧翫ｇ縺上＠繧a←繧後＞aa", "繧aａ繧翫ｇ縺上＠繧a←繧後＞a√＠縺a＞縺励ｃ縺a＠繧aｊ繧aｈaa", "縺上◎縺ｩ繧後＞縺ｯ縺a∪縺吶＄繧aａ繧九ｓ縺a●a√○縺a▲縺輔＞縺吶ｋ縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"},
					{"繧aａ縺｡縺a↓縺aｄ繧√■縺a↓縺aa縲√a", "縺斐ａ繧薙↓繧a■繧a＞繧aａ縺｡縺aa縲√a縲a", "縺翫a縺後＞縺倥a縺壹a繧aａ縺ｧ縺舌□縺悶＞縲√a縲a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgAlarmE () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"Yu-!!", "I can'ch chake id eajy, je!", "Stop it, ze! Puff, ze!"},
					{"Yu, Yu, Yu...", "Mawisha ish showwy sho pwease shdop id, je...", "Pwease, sdop id pwease, ze..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"Yu-!!", "I can'ch chake id eajy, je! Shdop id shitty slave, je!", "Stop it quickly Shitty slave, ze! Sanction you, ze!"},
					{"Yu, Yu, Yu...", "Mawisha ish showwy sho pwease shdop id, je...", "Pwease, sdop id pwease, ze..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgDyingJ () {
		String[] output = {"繧a∋縺｣aa", "繧aa繧aa繧aa縲√a", "縺ｶ縺ｼ縺｣aa"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgDyingE () {
		String[] output = {"Yubee!", "Puff!", "Blarf!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgDeadJ () {
		String[] output = {"繧ゅ▲縺｡繧aｆ縺｣縺上■縺励■繧a°縺｣縺溘a縲√a", "繧ゅ▲縺｡繧aｆ縺｣縺上■縺励■繧a°縺｣縺溘a縲√a", "繧ゅ▲縺ｨ繧a▲縺上ｊ縺励◆縺九▲縺溘a縲√a"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgDeadE () {
		String[] output = {"Wanted choo chake id eajy more...", "Wanted choo chake id eajy some more...", "Wanted to take it easy more..."};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgEatingJ () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"繧aa縺｡繧aa縲懊■繧aa繧aa", "繧aa縺｡繧aa繝ｼ縺｡繧aa縺｡縺ゅｏ縺｡縺aaaa", "繧aa縺励ｃ繧aa縺励ｃ縲√＠縺ゅｏ縺帙aaa"},
					{"繧a▲縺｡繧aa縺｣縺｡繧aa繧aaaa", "繧a■繧aa縺｡繧aa縺ｯ縺ｵ縺ｯ縺ｵaa", "繧aa縺励ｃ繧aa縺励ｃ縲√ａ縺｣縺｡繧a≧繧√∞aa"}};
			return output[hungryState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"繧aa縺｡繧aa縲懊■繧aa繧aa", "繧aa縺｡繧aa繝ｼ縺｡繧aa縺昴ｌ縺ｪ繧翫aaa", "繧aa縺励ｃ繧aa縺励ｃ縲√◎繧後↑繧翫aaa"},
					{"繧a▲縺｡繧aa縺｣縺｡繧aa繧aaaa", "繧a▲縺｡繧aa縺｣縺｡繧aa縺ｯ縺ｵ縺ｯ縺ｵaa", "繧aa縺励ｃ繧aa縺励ｃ縲√％繧後ａ縺｣縺｡繧a≧繧√∞aa"}};
			return output[hungryState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgEatingE () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"Myunch~ Myunch~ Yu~", "Myunch~ Myunch~ Happinesh~", "Munch munch, Happiness"},
					{"Yu!Yu!Yu!", "Myunch Myunch, nom nom", "Munch munch, so good!"}};
			return output[hungryState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"Myunch-Myunch, can'ch chake id eajy...", "Myunch-Myunch, can'ch chake id eajy...", "Munch munch, can't take it easy~"},
					{"Yu!Yu!Yu!", "Myunch Myunch, nom nom", "Munch munch, This shit is tasty!"}};
			return output[hungryState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgEatingShitJ () {
		String[] output = {"繧aa縺｡繧aa縲懊■繧aa縺偵ｊ繧a∪縺倥ｅ縲√a縲a", "繧aa縺｡繧aa繝ｼ縺｡繧aa縺偵ｍ縺ｾ縺倥ｅ縲√a縲a", "繧aa縺励ｃ繧aa縺励ｃ縲√￡繧阪∪縺壹a縲√a"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgEatingShitE () {
		String[] output = {"Myunch-Myunch, disgusting...", "Myunch~ Myunch~ disgusting...", "Munch-munch, disgusting, da ze!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgEatingBitterJ () {
		String[] output = {"繧aa縺｡繧aa縲懊■繧aa縺薙ｊ縺a←縺阪ｅ縺ｯ縺a▲縺｡縺aｊ繧aｼa", "繧aa縺｡繧aa繝ｼ縺｡繧aa縺薙ｊ縺a←縺阪ｅ縺ｯ縺a▲縺｡縺aｊ繧aｼa", "繧aa縺励ｃ繧aa縺励ｃ縲√％繧後←縺上a縺a▲縺ｦ繧九a縺懶ｼa"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgEatingBitterE () {
		String[] output = {"Myunch-Myunch, dis ish poison, ze!", "Myunch~ Myunch~ this is poison!", "Munch munch, this is poison, da ze!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgFullJ () {
		String[] output = {"縺翫↓繧a°縺a▲縺ｱ縺aa縲√a", "縺翫↓繧a°縺a▲縺ｱ縺aa縲√a", "繧ゅ≧縺溘∋繧峨ｌ縺ｪ縺aa縺懊a縲√a"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgFullE () {
		String[] output = {"Tummy ish full...", "Tummy ish full...", "Can't eat anymore, ze..."};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgHealingJ () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"縺ゅ∩繧a≠縺ｿ繧aｼa", "縺ゅ∪縺ゅ∪縺翫＞縺｡縺aｼa", "縺ゅ∪縺ゅ∪縺翫＞縺励＞縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"},
					{"縺ゅ∩繧a≠縺ｿ繧aｼa", "縺ｵ縺｣縺阪ｃ縺､縺励■繧aa縺倥∞", "縺ｵ縺｣縺九▽縺励◆縺ｮ縺a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"縺ゅ∩繧a≠縺ｿ繧aｼa", "縺ゅ∪縺ゅ∪繧ゅ▲縺｡繧aｈ縺薙＠繧aa縺倥∞aa", "縺ゅ∪縺ゅ∪繧ゅ▲縺ｨ繧医％縺吶a縺懶ｼa"},
					{"縺ゅ∩繧a≠縺ｿ繧aｼa", "縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺ｵ縺｣縺阪ｃ縺､縺励■繧aa縺倥∞aa", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺輔∪縺ｯ縺九ｌ縺a↓縺ｵ縺｣縺九▽縺励◆縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgHealingE () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"Shweet-shweet!", "Shweet-shweet! tasht good, je!", "Sweet-sweet! Taste good, ze!"},
					{"Shweet-shweet!", "Mawisha ish coming back!", "Marisa is coming back!"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"Shweet-shweet!", "Gib Mawisha shweet-shweet more, je!", "Give Marisa sweet-sweet more, ze!"},
					{"Shweet-shweet!", "Mawisha ish coming back gorgeously, je!", "The great Marisa is coming back gorgeously, ze!"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSukkiriJ () {
		String[] output = {"縺｡繧a▲縺阪■aa", "縺｡繧a▲縺阪ｊaa", "縺吶▲縺阪ｊaa"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSukkiriE () {
		String[] output = {"Wefweshed!", "Wefeshed!", "Refreshed!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgBirthJ () { return "繧a▲縺上■縺｡縺ｦ縺a▲縺｡縺aaaa"; }

	@Override
	protected String msgBirthE () { return "Chake id eajy!"; }

	@Override
	protected String msgShitJ () {
		if (!hasPants) {
			if (!isRudeMessage()) {
				String[] output = {"縺aｓ縺aｓ縺｢縺aｊ繧aｼa", "縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺吶a縺ｴ繧aa縺aｓ縺aｓ縺｡繧a＞縺ｿ繧a↓繧a§縺aｼa", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺ｮ縺吶a縺ｱ繝ｼ縺aｓ縺aｓ縺溘＞繧aa縺懶ｼa"};
				return output[ageState.ordinal()];
			}
			else {
				String[] output = {"縺aｓ縺aｓ縺｢縺aｊ繧aｼa", "縺上＠繧a§繧aｌ縺aa縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺aｓ縺aｓ縺上ｉ縺a↓繧a§縺aｼa", "縺上◎縺ｩ繧後＞縺ｯ縺ｾ繧翫＆縺輔∪縺ｮ縺aｓ縺aｓ縺上ｉ縺aa縺懶ｼa"};
				return output[ageState.ordinal()];
			}
		}
		else {
			String[] output = {"縺aｓ縺aｓ繧ゅｊ縺aｊ繧aa縺倥∞縺aｼa", "縺aｓ縺aｓ縺励ｃ繧薙ｂ繧後ｊ繧aa縺倥∞縺aｼa", "縺aｓ縺aｓ縺輔ｓ繧ゅｌ縺｡繧a≧縺ｮ縺懊∞aa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}



	@Override
	protected String msgShit2J () {
		if (!hasPants) {
			String[] output = {"縺吶▲縺阪■aa", "縺吶▲縺阪■繝ｼaa", "縺吶▲縺阪ｊ繝ｼaa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[] output = {"繧aｓ繧aaaa", "繧aｓ繧aaaa", "縺阪ｂ縺｡繧上ｋ縺aa縺懊a縲√a"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSealedDeathE () {
		String[] output = {"I fweel sho full!?", "Mishter Poo-Poo go eajy!", "Why wont Mister Poo-Poo come out!?"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}


	@Override
	protected String msgShit2E () {
		if (!hasPants) {
			String[] output = {"Wefeshed!", "Wefeshed-!!", "Refreshed~!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[] output = {"Yunya-!", "Yunya-!", "I feel I can't take it easy, ze..."};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSuriSuriJ () {
		String[] output = {"縺｡繧aｊ縺｡繧aｊ", "縺｡繧aa繧翫■繧aa繧a", "縺吶a繧翫☆繝ｼ繧a"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSuriSuriE () {
		String[] output = {"Wub-wub", "Wub-wub", "Rub-rub"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgPeroPeroJ () {
		String[] output = {"縺ｺ繧翫ｇ縺ｺ繧翫ｇ", "縺ｺ繝ｼ繧翫ｇ縺ｺ繝ｼ繧翫ｇ", "縺ｺ繝ｼ繧阪⊆繝ｼ繧a"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgPeroPeroE () {
		String[] output = {"Wick-wick~", "Wick-wick~", "Lick-lick~"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgBreedJ () { return "縺aa縺翫■縺ｳ縺後≧縺ｰ繧後ｋ縺ｮ縺懊a縲√a"; }

	@Override
	protected String msgBreedE () { return "B...Being born, ze..."; }

	@Override
	protected String msgBreed2J () {
		if (!hasPants) {
			return "繧a▲縺上ｊ縺励※縺a▲縺ｦ縺ｭaa";
		}
		else {
			return "繧a′縺ゅ＝a√♀縺｡縺ｳ縺後≠縺√＝aa";
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgBreed2E () {
		if (!hasPants) {
			return "Take it easy!";
		}
		else {
			return "Yugaa! My little one!";
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgHateShitJ () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"縺上■繧a＞縲懶ｼa", "縺aｓ縺aｓ縺上■繧a＞aa", "縺aｓ縺aｓ縺九◆縺･縺代※縺ｭaa"},
					{"縺上■繧a＞縲√a縲a", "縺上■繧a＞繧医a繧a▲縺阪ｅ繧翫〒縺阪↓繧a＞縲√a縲a", "縺上＆縺aｈ縲√ｆ縺｣縺上ｊ縺ｧ縺阪↑縺aｈ縲√a縲a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"縺上■繧a＞aa", "縺励ｅ縺弱ｅ縺ｫ縺aｓ縺aｓ縺九◆縺倥ｅ縺阪∞繧九a縺倥∞aa", "縺上◎縺ｩ繧後＞縺ｯ縺吶＄縺ｫ縺aｓ縺aｓ縺九◆縺･縺代ｋ縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"},
					{"縺上■繧a＞縲√a縲a", "縺上■繧a＞繧医a繧a▲縺阪ｅ繧翫〒縺阪↓繧a＞縲√a縲a", "縺上＆縺aｈ縲√ｆ縺｣縺上ｊ縺ｧ縺阪↑縺aｈ縲√a縲a"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgHateShitE () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"Shmelly~!", "Poo-poo shdinky, je!", "Clean up mister poo-poo, ze!"},
					{"Shmelly...", "Shmelly, can'ch chake id eajy, je...", "Smelly... can't take it easy, ze..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"Shmelly~!", "Shmelly~! Clean up poo-poo quickly, je!", "Clean up Poo-poo quickly shitty slave, ze!"},
					{"Shmelly...", "Shmelly, can'ch chake id eajy, je...", "Smelly... can't take it easy, ze..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgHungryJ () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"縺ゅ∩繧a≠縺ｿ繧a■繧a≧縺倥ｃ縺aｼa", "縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｾ繧翫＠繧a↓縺｡繧a≧縺a＞縺ｮ縺倥∞aa", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺ｯ縺斐a繧薙＆繧薙⊇縺励＞縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"},
					{"縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｩ縺阪ｇaa", "縺翫↓繧a″繧a∈縺｣縺｡繧aa縺倥∞縲√a縲a", "縺ｰ繧翫＊縺ｫ縺斐a繧薙＄縺a＊縺a＜"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"縺ゅ∩繧a≠縺ｿ繧aｂ縺｣縺｡縺a％縺aｼa", "縺吶℃繧a↓縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ繧ゅ▲縺ｦ縺阪ｅ繧九a縺倥∞aa", "縺上◎縺ｩ繧後＞縺ｯ縺斐a繧薙＆繧薙∪繧翫＆縺ｫ繧医％縺吶a縺懶ｼ√◆縺上＆繧薙〒縺a＞繧茨ｼa"},
					{"縺斐a繧薙＠繧aｓ縺ｩ縺阪ｇaa", "縺翫↓繧a″繧a∈縺｣縺｡繧aa縺倥∞縲√a縲a", "縺ｰ繧翫＊縺ｫ縺斐a繧薙＄縺a＊縺a＜"}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgHungryE () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[][] output = {{"Gib me shweet-shweets!", "Bwing mishder munch-munch choo Mawisha, je!", "Bring mister munch-munch to Marisa, ze!"},
					{"Yu... mishder food...", "Misder tummy ish hungwy, je...", "Pwease give Marisa some food, ze..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[][] output = {{"Bwing shweet-shweet!", "Bwing Mawisha's shweet-shweet quickly, je!", "Bring the great Marisa's sweet-sweet, ze! A lot is fine, ze!"},
					{"Where ish mishder food?", "Misder tummy ish hungwy, je...", "Pwease give Barisa some food, ze..."}};
			return output[damageState.ordinal()][ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgNoAccessoryJ () {
		String[] output = {"繧a∞繝ｼ繧難ｼ√°縺医■縺ｦ縺ｭa溘°縺医■縺ｦ縺ｭaa", "繧a∞繝ｼ繧難ｼ√∪繧翫■繧aa縺励ｅ縺ｦ縺阪↑縺翫⊂縺a＠縺励ｃ繧薙°縺医■縺ｦ縺ｭaa", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺ｮ縺上ｍ縺上◎縺ｳ縺医◆縺､縺翫⊂縺a＠縺輔ｓ縺ｯ縺ｩ縺薙↑縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgNoAccessoryE () {
		String[] output = {"Yunn~! Where ish misder had?", "Yunn!! Where ish Mawisha's beaudiful mishder had, je?", "Where is Marisa's mister hat, ze?"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgHateYukkuriJ () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[] output = {"繧a▲縺上■縺ｧ縺阪↓繧a＞繧a▲縺上■縺後＞繧翫ｅ繧a", "繧a▲縺上■縺ｧ縺阪↓繧a＞繧a▲縺上■縺後＞繧翫ｅ縺ｮ縺倥∞", "繧a▲縺上ｊ縺ｧ縺阪↑縺aｆ縺｣縺上ｊ縺後＞繧九a縺懶ｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[] output = {"繧a▲縺上■縺ｧ縺阪↓繧a＞繧a▲縺上■縺後＞繧翫ｅ繧a", "繧a∈縺ｸ縲√ｆ縺｣縺上■縺ｧ縺阪↓繧a＞繧a▲縺上■縺後＞繧翫ｅ縺ｮ縺倥∞", "繧a∈縺ｸ縲√ｆ縺｣縺上ｊ縺ｧ縺阪↑縺aｆ縺｣縺上ｊ縺後＞繧九a縺懶ｼ√○縺a▲縺輔＞縺吶ｋ縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgHateYukkuriE () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[] output = {"There'sh a yukkuri that can'ch chake id eajy", "There'sh a yukkuri that can'ch chake id eajy, je", "A yukkuri that can't take it easy, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[] output = {"There'sh a yukkuri that can'ch chake id eajy", "Yu-pfft, there'sh a yukkuri that can'ch chake id eajy, je", "Yu-pfft, a yukkuri that can't take it easy, ze!  Punishment time, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgFlyingJ () {
		String[] output = {"縺翫■繧aｉ繧偵→繧薙〒繧翫ｅ縺ｿ縺｡繧a＞縺ｮ縺倥∞aa", "縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺翫＠繧aｉ繧偵○縺aa縺上＠縺溘a縺倥∞aa", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺ｯ縺翫◎繧峨ｒ縺帙＞縺ｵ縺上＠縺溘a縺懶ｼa"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgFlyingE () {
		String[] output = {"Ich feewsh wike fwying, je!", "Mawisha conquered shky, je!", "Marisa conquered the sky, ze!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSadnessForChildJ() {
		return "縺翫■縺ｳ縺励〓繧薙§繧a↑縺aa縺懶ｼa";
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSadnessForChildE() {
		return "Don't die, my little idol, ze!";
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSadnessForPartnerJ(Body partner) {
		return partner.getNameJ() + "繧√ｒ縺ゅ￠繧九a縺懶ｼa";
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSadnessForPartnerE (Body partner) {
		return "Open your eyes," + partner.getNameE() + ", ze!";
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSadnessForSisterJ (Body partner) {
		if (isAdult()) {
			return partner.getNameJ()+"繧√ｒ縺ゅ￠繧九a縺懶ｼa";
		}
		else if (age < partner.age) {
			return "縺翫a縺a＠繧aｓ繧√ｒ縺ゅ￠繧九a縺倥∞繝ｼaa";
		}
		else {
			return "縺aｂ縺a■繧aａ繧偵≠縺代ｋ縺ｮ縺倥∞繝ｼaa";
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgSadnessForSisterE (Body partner) {
		if (isAdult()) {
			return "Open your eyes, "+partner.getNameE()+", ze!";
		}
		else if (age < partner.age) {
			return "Get up big shish!";
		}
		else {
			return "Mawisa's widdle shish!";
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgBlockedByWallJ () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[] output = {"縺ｾ繧翫■繧a＠繧a＠繧aａ縺ｫ繧a＞縺ｫ繧a§縺a∞縺aｼaｼa", "縺ｫ繧aｓ縺ｧ縺九∋縺励ｃ繧薙§繧a∪縺励ｅ繧九↓繧a§縺a∞縺aｼaｼa", "縺ｪ繧薙〒縺九∋縺輔ｓ縺倥ｃ縺ｾ縺吶ｋ縺ｮ縺懶ｼaｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[] output = {"縺上■繧a°縺ｳ縺aa縺｡縺ｭaaｼa", "縺上■繧a°縺ｹ縺ｯ縺｡縺ｭaaｼ√a縺阪ｅ繝ｼ縺倥ｃ繧茨ｼaｼa", "縺倥ｃ縺ｾ縺ｪ縺九∋縺輔ｓ縺ｯ縺ｩ縺上a縺懶ｼ√☆縺舌〒縺a＞繧茨ｼa"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgBlockedByWallE () {
		if (!isRudeMessage()) {
			String[] output = {"Maricha can'ch go forward, je!?", "Why would mishter wall block me, je!?", "Why would mister wall block me, ze!?"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
		else {
			String[] output = {"Die shitty wall!", "Die shitty wall, je! Puff, je!", "Mister wall is in my way, ze! Move, ze! Quickly is fine, ze!"};
			return output[ageState.ordinal()];
		}
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgGetTreasureJ () {
		String[] output = {"縺薙ｊ縺aｒ縺ｾ繧翫■繧a↓繧a◆縺九ｉ繧ゅ↓繧a↓縺励ｅ繧九↓繧a§縺aｼa", "縺薙ｊ縺aｒ縺ｾ繧翫■繧aa縺溘°繧峨ｂ縺ｮ縺ｫ縺励ｅ繧九a縺倥∞aa", "縺薙ｌ繧偵∪繧翫＆縺ｮ縺溘°繧峨ｂ縺ｮ縺ｫ縺吶ｋ縺ｮ縺懶ｼa"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgGetTreasureE () {
		String[] output = {"Make id Maricha's treasure, je!", "Make id Mawisha's treasure, je!", "Make it Marisa's treasure, ze!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgLostTreasureJ () {
		String[] output = {"繧aｓ繧aaaa", "繧aｓ繧aaa√∪繧翫■繧aa縺溘°繧峨ｂ縺ｮ縺輔ｓ縺九∴縺｡縺ｦ縺a", "縺ｾ繧翫＆縺ｮ縺溘°繧峨ｂ縺ｮ縺輔ｓ縺九∴縺吶a縺a"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}

	@Override
	protected String msgLostTreasureE () {
		String[] output = {"Yun-Ya-!", "Yun-Ya-! Pwease gib back Mawisha's mishter treasure, je!", "Give back Marisa's mister treasure, ze!"};
		return output[ageState.ordinal()];
	}