FNAFB Any% Night X No Debug Room Route

***NOTE***
This run is VERY RNG heavy. Mostly due to Backup Bash not hitting.
To save a ton of time, pressing F12 takes you back to the title screen.

---SOME GENERAL THINGS ABOUT THE RUN---

Run from most random encounters. They aren't worth the time. The ones you should fight are noted in the route.

Buy medium pizzas and medium sodas from the vending machine as necessary to keep Freddy and Bonnie alive. Dying is bad, because cake is expensive.

Save before every camera fight, as well as before Golden Freddy. You'll be resetting the game a lot if Backup Bash doesn't hit.

---THE ROUTE---

Hit up the get crunk bottle to spawn the vending machine.

Punch the fuck out of the kitchen door until the dragon dildo drops. Equip it on Freddy.

Get into one alpha hat fight, spam scream through it. This will get us a bit more health.

Use small pizzas to heal.

Repeatedly enter the bathroom to get in (same as debug room run, just don't hold Q)

Grab Bonnie's Head Voucher out of the chest.

Engage the beta hat on the floor, spam scream through the fight.

Buy Bonnie's Head from Enragement Child.

Head to Backroom and recruit Bonnie.

Engage the alpha hat on the floor, again spam scream.

Buy the following skills from Enragement Child:

*Freddy*
-Tophat Toss (For weaker cameras and omega hat fight)
-Toreador March (Makes Golden Freddy fight a tad easier)

*Bonnie*
-Bunny Hop (For Golden Freddy fight)
-Backup Bash (Our main source of damage)

Engage the cameras motherfucker!
Here's the order I usually do them in:
Backroom
Dining Area
Show Stage
Restrooms (wind up the puppet while you're here)
Pirate Cove
West Hall
Supply Closet
East Hall

How to fight cameras:
Freddy Tophat Toss (this alone can take the weaker ones out)
Bonnie Backup Bash
If either Bonnie or Freddy dies, or Backup Bash doesn't hit, press F12, load, and try again. This is why you should save before each camera.

After the above eight cameras are dead, grab the lucky pizza and lucky soda from chests on the show stage. Equip both of these on Bonnie.
The lucky pizza doubles the amount of tokens we get, which will be important towards the end of the run.

Go to the West Hall Corner, pick up the kitchen key, then engage the camera.

West Hall Corner camera fight:
Same strategy as before, but this time it's possible for Backup Bash to hit, but not do enough damage. Yay, more RNG! Also, there's a pretty good chance Freddy will die here. I usually pick up a cake from the vending machine before coming down here, just to make things faster. However, it is possible to complete this fight without Freddy dying.

Go to the East Hall Corner and engage the camera there.
See West Hall Corner camera fight for what to do here. It's the same strategy.

Now, all the cameras are dead. Our next step is to engage the omega hat on the floor.

3x Omega Hat fight:
Freddy Tophat Toss
Bonnie Backup Bash
Both need to survive. If a Backup Bash hits, your chances of survival are much higher.

Buy the following from Enragement Child:
1x XL Pizza
1x Platinum Guitar
1x XL Pizza Shield
1x Hi-Caffeine Soda
1x Body Endoskeleton E
1x Head Endoskeleton E

Sell the Lucky Pizza and Lucky Soda at this point to get 80 more tokens.
If you got a Kingly Microphone drop from the Omegas, sell it too.
Equip all of the new gear we just bought on Bonnie.

Head back towards the vending machine.
Stop by the kitchen and recruit Chica. She'll make the Golden Freddy fight easier.
Make sure everyone's at full hp and skill points. Buy some medium pizzas or sodas from the vending machine if necessary.
Buy as many defense boosts as possible from the vending machine. Give them all to Bonnie.
We are now ready for Golden Freddy. Save, enter the office, and prepare for reset city.

Golden Freddy fight:

-Opening round-
Freddy Toreador March on Golden Freddy (alternatively, Tophat Toss on an Omega Hat)
Bonnie Backup Bash on Golden Freddy
Chica Scream on something that isn't Golden Freddy. (She will do no damage. The only reason she's here is to be a meatshield.)

Ideally, Chica will eat the attack from Golden Freddy, dying instantly. Next, the Omega Hats attack, and they'd ideally leave Freddy alive.

Our goal is to either have Backup Bash crit, or have it hit twice. A single hit usually doesn't do enough damage.

If Freddy survives to get his Toreador March off, there's a chance Golden Freddy will be put to sleep, giving us a few more chances to hit with Backup Bash.

If Bonnie dies at any point, press F12 and try again.

If Golden Freddy drops below half health, he'll start using Door, which always one shots whoever it hits. This is, as you can imagine, not good.

After Golden Freddy dies, have Bonnie start spamming Bunny Hop on the Omega Hats. Focus on each hat until it is dead. It takes two or three Bunny Hops per hat, depending on damage rolls.

Due to all the defense boosts we used on Bonnie, he should be taking less than a hundred damage from the Omega Hats' attacks. Heal with that XL Pizza we bought earlier when Bonnie gets low.

Defeat all four hats to win! Time ends as soon as the reward screen appears.

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