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  1. According to all known laws
  2. of aviation,
  3.  
  4. there is no way a bee
  5. should be able to fly.
  6.  
  7. Its wings are too small to get
  8. its fat little body off the ground.
  9.  
  10. The bee, of course, flies anyway
  11.  
  12. because bees don't care
  13. what humans think is impossible.
  14.  
  15. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  16. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
  17.  
  18. Ooh, black and yellow!
  19. Let's shake it up a little.
  20.  
  21. Barry! Breakfast is ready!
  22.  
  23. Ooming!
  24.  
  25. Hang on a second.
  26.  
  27. Hello?
  28.  
  29. - Barry?
  30. - Adam?
  31.  
  32. - Oan you believe this is happening?
  33. - I can't. I'll pick you up.
  34.  
  35. Looking sharp.
  36.  
  37. Use the stairs. Your father
  38. paid good money for those.
  39.  
  40. Sorry. I'm excited.
  41.  
  42. Here's the graduate.
  43. We're very proud of you, son.
  44.  
  45. A perfect report card, all B's.
  46.  
  47. Very proud.
  48.  
  49. Ma! I got a thing going here.
  50.  
  51. - You got lint on your fuzz.
  52. - Ow! That's me!
  53.  
  54. - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
  55. - Bye!
  56.  
  57. Barry, I told you,
  58. stop flying in the house!
  59.  
  60. - Hey, Adam.
  61. - Hey, Barry.
  62.  
  63. - Is that fuzz gel?
  64. - A little. Special day, graduation.
  65.  
  66. Never thought I'd make it.
  67.  
  68. Three days grade school,
  69. three days high school.
  70.  
  71. Those were awkward.
  72.  
  73. Three days college. I'm glad I took
  74. a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
  75.  
  76. You did come back different.
  77.  
  78. - Hi, Barry.
  79. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
  80.  
  81. - Hear about Frankie?
  82. - Yeah.
  83.  
  84. - You going to the funeral?
  85. - No, I'm not going.
  86.  
  87. Everybody knows,
  88. sting someone, you die.
  89.  
  90. Don't waste it on a squirrel.
  91. Such a hothead.
  92.  
  93. I guess he could have
  94. just gotten out of the way.
  95.  
  96. I love this incorporating
  97. an amusement park into our day.
  98.  
  99. That's why we don't need vacations.
  100.  
  101. Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
  102. under the circumstances.
  103.  
  104. - Well, Adam, today we are men.
  105. - We are!
  106.  
  107. - Bee-men.
  108. - Amen!
  109.  
  110. Hallelujah!
  111.  
  112. Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
  113.  
  114. please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
  115.  
  116. Welcome, New Hive Oity
  117. graduating class of...
  118.  
  119. ...9:15.
  120.  
  121. That concludes our ceremonies.
  122.  
  123. And begins your career
  124. at Honex Industries!
  125.  
  126. Will we pick ourjob today?
  127.  
  128. I heard it's just orientation.
  129.  
  130. Heads up! Here we go.
  131.  
  132. Keep your hands and antennas
  133. inside the tram at all times.
  134.  
  135. - Wonder what it'll be like?
  136. - A little scary.
  137.  
  138. Welcome to Honex,
  139. a division of Honesco
  140.  
  141. and a part of the Hexagon Group.
  142.  
  143. This is it!
  144.  
  145. Wow.
  146.  
  147. Wow.
  148.  
  149. We know that you, as a bee,
  150. have worked your whole life
  151.  
  152. to get to the point where you
  153. can work for your whole life.
  154.  
  155. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
  156. Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
  157.  
  158. Our top-secret formula
  159.  
  160. is automatically color-corrected,
  161. scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
  162.  
  163. into this soothing sweet syrup
  164.  
  165. with its distinctive
  166. golden glow you know as...
  167.  
  168. Honey!
  169.  
  170. - That girl was hot.
  171. - She's my cousin!
  172.  
  173. - She is?
  174. - Yes, we're all cousins.
  175.  
  176. - Right. You're right.
  177. - At Honex, we constantly strive
  178.  
  179. to improve every aspect
  180. of bee existence.
  181.  
  182. These bees are stress-testing
  183. a new helmet technology.
  184.  
  185. - What do you think he makes?
  186. - Not enough.
  187.  
  188. Here we have our latest advancement,
  189. the Krelman.
  190.  
  191. - What does that do?
  192. - Oatches that little strand of honey
  193.  
  194. that hangs after you pour it.
  195. Saves us millions.
  196.  
  197. Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
  198.  
  199. Of course. Most bee jobs are
  200. small ones. But bees know
  201.  
  202. that every small job,
  203. if it's done well, means a lot.
  204.  
  205. But choose carefully
  206.  
  207. because you'll stay in the job
  208. you pick for the rest of your life.
  209.  
  210. The same job the rest of your life?
  211. I didn't know that.
  212.  
  213. What's the difference?
  214.  
  215. You'll be happy to know that bees,
  216. as a species, haven't had one day off
  217.  
  218. in 27 million years.
  219.  
  220. So you'll just work us to death?
  221.  
  222. We'll sure try.
  223.  
  224. Wow! That blew my mind!
  225.  
  226. "What's the difference?"
  227. How can you say that?
  228.  
  229. One job forever?
  230. That's an insane choice to have to make.
  231.  
  232. I'm relieved. Now we only have
  233. to make one decision in life.
  234.  
  235. But, Adam, how could they
  236. never have told us that?
  237.  
  238. Why would you question anything?
  239. We're bees.
  240.  
  241. We're the most perfectly
  242. functioning society on Earth.
  243.  
  244. You ever think maybe things
  245. work a little too well here?
  246.  
  247. Like what? Give me one example.
  248.  
  249. I don't know. But you know
  250. what I'm talking about.
  251.  
  252. Please clear the gate.
  253. Royal Nectar Force on approach.
  254.  
  255. Wait a second. Oheck it out.
  256.  
  257. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
  258. - Wow.
  259.  
  260. I've never seen them this close.
  261.  
  262. They know what it's like
  263. outside the hive.
  264.  
  265. Yeah, but some don't come back.
  266.  
  267. - Hey, Jocks!
  268. - Hi, Jocks!
  269.  
  270. You guys did great!
  271.  
  272. You're monsters!
  273. You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
  274.  
  275. - I wonder where they were.
  276. - I don't know.
  277.  
  278. Their day's not planned.
  279.  
  280. Outside the hive, flying who knows
  281. where, doing who knows what.
  282.  
  283. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
  284. Jock. You have to be bred for that.
  285.  
  286. Right.
  287.  
  288. Look. That's more pollen
  289. than you and I will see in a lifetime.
  290.  
  291. It's just a status symbol.
  292. Bees make too much of it.
  293.  
  294. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
  295. and the ladies see you wearing it.
  296.  
  297. Those ladies?
  298. Aren't they our cousins too?
  299.  
  300. Distant. Distant.
  301.  
  302. Look at these two.
  303.  
  304. - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
  305. - Let's have fun with them.
  306.  
  307. It must be dangerous
  308. being a Pollen Jock.
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