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DevastatinDave

Cheese Crust Hand

Sep 14th, 2016
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  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KikkdSoL5g4 (Karoke)
  3.  
  4. Idea: anon scared of his friend using his cheese hands on his controllers
  5.  
  6. You walk with your friend to the quickie mart
  7. just to get some snacks
  8. You feel a sense of doom
  9. as your friend then zooms
  10. from the door to back
  11. Past the bile in the way back aisle
  12. are those sticks of fire
  13. Grabbed what you want
  14. Start heading to the back
  15. Past the sweets, past the drinks
  16. Past the food, past the Jack
  17. find your friend; ten stacks of chips (fear the gatherin' storm; he's got
  18. you realized his plan (ten bags in hand
  19. with an orange speckled shirt and
  20. a cheese crust hand (a cheese crust plan
  21.  
  22. He'll grab your controller
  23. Groping it like it's some whore
  24. He'll reclog up all the seems
  25. it took you a lifetime clean'n before
  26. He'll finger cheese deep in the slits
  27. causing you a fit
  28. But there won't be a single thing
  29. that you can do
  30. He's a bro, he's a fuck
  31. he's a friend, he's a faggot
  32. This sleazy greasy man
  33. pays with bills caked in a cheesy sand
  34. and pats you on the back with
  35. with his cheese crust hand
  36.  
  37. Can we play at your place?
  38. Says he can't right now
  39. Can't we watch movies?
  40. His mum won't allow
  41. You don't want to let him in
  42. You can't let him win
  43. But there's no stopping him now
  44. from your home
  45. Out of the store, past the tracks
  46. and the body to your home
  47. As you walk, the wind blows hard fanning
  48. mountains of orange dust (A storm of orange dust
  49. from his cheese crust hands
  50.  
  51. {I was thinking of putting something in the middle of the minute long solo, but that's up you if you're singing}
  52.  
  53. He's going to slide through your games
  54. He's taking out the discs
  55. He drags his cheesy fingers
  56. on the back to frisk
  57. You stop from giving him an
  58. intro to your fist
  59. Tried to keep him from your room
  60. But what could you do?
  61. He's a cunt, he's a friend
  62. he's a bro, he's a faggot
  63. You wish for a steamroller end
  64. and says "pass that controller, man"
  65. As he reaches out with
  66. his cheese crust hand
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