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- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrxePKps87k
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KikkdSoL5g4 (Karoke)
- Idea: anon scared of his friend using his cheese hands on his controllers
- You walk with your friend to the quickie mart
- just to get some snacks
- You feel a sense of doom
- as your friend then zooms
- from the door to back
- Past the bile in the way back aisle
- are those sticks of fire
- Grabbed what you want
- Start heading to the back
- Past the sweets, past the drinks
- Past the food, past the Jack
- find your friend; ten stacks of chips (fear the gatherin' storm; he's got
- you realized his plan (ten bags in hand
- with an orange speckled shirt and
- a cheese crust hand (a cheese crust plan
- He'll grab your controller
- Groping it like it's some whore
- He'll reclog up all the seems
- it took you a lifetime clean'n before
- He'll finger cheese deep in the slits
- causing you a fit
- But there won't be a single thing
- that you can do
- He's a bro, he's a fuck
- he's a friend, he's a faggot
- This sleazy greasy man
- pays with bills caked in a cheesy sand
- and pats you on the back with
- with his cheese crust hand
- Can we play at your place?
- Says he can't right now
- Can't we watch movies?
- His mum won't allow
- You don't want to let him in
- You can't let him win
- But there's no stopping him now
- from your home
- Out of the store, past the tracks
- and the body to your home
- As you walk, the wind blows hard fanning
- mountains of orange dust (A storm of orange dust
- from his cheese crust hands
- {I was thinking of putting something in the middle of the minute long solo, but that's up you if you're singing}
- He's going to slide through your games
- He's taking out the discs
- He drags his cheesy fingers
- on the back to frisk
- You stop from giving him an
- intro to your fist
- Tried to keep him from your room
- But what could you do?
- He's a cunt, he's a friend
- he's a bro, he's a faggot
- You wish for a steamroller end
- and says "pass that controller, man"
- As he reaches out with
- his cheese crust hand
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