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Pizza Combat (Request)

May 5th, 2013
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  1. futas
  2. pizza
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  6. >Diddly doodly in Equestria
  7. >You're just reading the paper in the morning like a normal person when the door breaks down
  8. >Readers, meet Pinkie
  9. >She's been craving your dick ever since she caught you fapping
  10. >"Anon! Come here!"
  11. Why?
  12. >"I want to fuck you!"
  13. Don't you mean "I want you to fuck me!" ?
  14. >Just then, pink dick in your face
  15. >You recoil and fall back, pushing the chair along with you
  16. AHH SHIT!
  17. >You look up and see Pinkie there with a dick
  18. What happened to you?!
  19. >"Twilight helped me grow it with her magic! Isn't it great?!"
  20. NO! You're an abomination!
  21. >She hangs her head
  22. Get out of my house!
  23. >"But-"
  24. OUT!
  25. >She looks at the door
  26. >Then back to you
  27. >And then she laughs
  28. >"I'm not going anywhere but inside you, my love."
  29. >She jumps over the chair and you roll to the side
  30. >Then you stand up and run out the door with Pinkie in hot pursuit
  31. >Quickly dive into the crowd of ponies at the market
  32. >...just to have them all move away from you confused, making you even more obvious to Pinkie
  33. >Damn movies makin you think things will work in real life
  34. >She pounces at you but misses, hitting a stand you've never seen before
  35. >A...pizza stand?
  36. >Cool
  37. >She gets up looking angry and holds up two pieces of pizza, an impossible feat for hooves
  38. >Then throws one to you
  39. >You grab it and she nods to you
  40. >And comes at you swinging wildly with it
  41. >You duck down and then slap her across the face with your slice
  42. >She falls to the ground in slow motion as you look at the powerfull pizza in your hand
  43. >Then you grab a few more slices and run away from Pinks
  44. >When you do a quick lookback, she's right there
  45. >You run into the nearest house
  46. >And come out of the house down the street
  47. >Pinkie runs in after you and comes out of a house two doors down
  48. >She looks around confused as you run back through the same house
  49. >And you come out at Twilight's tree house balcony
  50. How the fuck-
  51. >"HYYYAAAHH!"
  52. >You roll out of the way and see Pinkie slam the slice down hard on the balcony, cracking it
  53. >It breaks off and falls to the ground, leaving you both dazed
  54. >When you manage to stand, Pinkie just throws off a few pieces of wood
  55. >As soon as she glares at you, you book it the other way
  56. >You continue running until you reach the restaurant on the corner
  57. >You dive inside and a waiter looks at you
  58. >He has a nice mustache
  59. >He seats you and brings out a platter
  60. >When he lifts it up you see a slice of pizza
  61. >He throws off the mustache and grabs the slice
  62. >"It was me! Pinkie!"
  63. OH SHIT!
  64. >You grab your pizza slices and have a slice fight with her all the way out to the town square building
  65. >As you exchange blows with the pieces of pizza, p0nies gather to watch the spectacle
  66. >Some throw money
  67. >One threw a condom
  68. >You gulp as you duck down dodging a swipe
  69. >She brings her hoof down vertically to hit your head
  70. >So you slide under her legs
  71. >Or you would have...if she didn't sit down at the perfect time
  72. >"I GOT YOU NOW ANON!"
  73. >P0nies cheer at your adversary's win
  74. >She forces her dick down your throat as you try to struggle against it
  75. >And that was the day you were raped in front of a crowd because you lost a fight in pizza combat with futa Pinkie
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