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- pizza
- >Diddly doodly in Equestria
- >You're just reading the paper in the morning like a normal person when the door breaks down
- >Readers, meet Pinkie
- >She's been craving your dick ever since she caught you fapping
- >"Anon! Come here!"
- Why?
- >"I want to fuck you!"
- Don't you mean "I want you to fuck me!" ?
- >Just then, pink dick in your face
- >You recoil and fall back, pushing the chair along with you
- AHH SHIT!
- >You look up and see Pinkie there with a dick
- What happened to you?!
- >"Twilight helped me grow it with her magic! Isn't it great?!"
- NO! You're an abomination!
- >She hangs her head
- Get out of my house!
- >"But-"
- OUT!
- >She looks at the door
- >Then back to you
- >And then she laughs
- >"I'm not going anywhere but inside you, my love."
- >She jumps over the chair and you roll to the side
- >Then you stand up and run out the door with Pinkie in hot pursuit
- >Quickly dive into the crowd of ponies at the market
- >...just to have them all move away from you confused, making you even more obvious to Pinkie
- >Damn movies makin you think things will work in real life
- >She pounces at you but misses, hitting a stand you've never seen before
- >A...pizza stand?
- >Cool
- >She gets up looking angry and holds up two pieces of pizza, an impossible feat for hooves
- >Then throws one to you
- >You grab it and she nods to you
- >And comes at you swinging wildly with it
- >You duck down and then slap her across the face with your slice
- >She falls to the ground in slow motion as you look at the powerfull pizza in your hand
- >Then you grab a few more slices and run away from Pinks
- >When you do a quick lookback, she's right there
- >You run into the nearest house
- >And come out of the house down the street
- >Pinkie runs in after you and comes out of a house two doors down
- >She looks around confused as you run back through the same house
- >And you come out at Twilight's tree house balcony
- How the fuck-
- >"HYYYAAAHH!"
- >You roll out of the way and see Pinkie slam the slice down hard on the balcony, cracking it
- >It breaks off and falls to the ground, leaving you both dazed
- >When you manage to stand, Pinkie just throws off a few pieces of wood
- >As soon as she glares at you, you book it the other way
- >You continue running until you reach the restaurant on the corner
- >You dive inside and a waiter looks at you
- >He has a nice mustache
- >He seats you and brings out a platter
- >When he lifts it up you see a slice of pizza
- >He throws off the mustache and grabs the slice
- >"It was me! Pinkie!"
- OH SHIT!
- >You grab your pizza slices and have a slice fight with her all the way out to the town square building
- >As you exchange blows with the pieces of pizza, p0nies gather to watch the spectacle
- >Some throw money
- >One threw a condom
- >You gulp as you duck down dodging a swipe
- >She brings her hoof down vertically to hit your head
- >So you slide under her legs
- >Or you would have...if she didn't sit down at the perfect time
- >"I GOT YOU NOW ANON!"
- >P0nies cheer at your adversary's win
- >She forces her dick down your throat as you try to struggle against it
- >And that was the day you were raped in front of a crowd because you lost a fight in pizza combat with futa Pinkie
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