The Guide to Gitting Gud

Alright, so, many people have asked how to do things, and I always reply, "git gud." Usually they tell me, "I'm already gud!" even though they clearly are not, because they don't know how to do what they asked. Other times, people ask me "How?" So, this is why I have decided to make the official Guide to Gitting Gud. It's quite a simple process, really. Once you master this technique, you will have gotten gud and will be able to do anything you aspire to do. You can get a billion dollars, you can find life on some other planet, you can even get admin on a Pokemon Showdown server, if that's more your fancy. Your days of asking how to do anything will be over. The power will be in your hands.  No, this isn't BS. This pastebin has changed the lives of several million people around the world, and countless success stories have been shared by people who read this pastebin, and, by extension, gotten gud. All you have to do is follow the technique that I shall divulge in just a moment. But first, I need some text to fill the screen. Y'know, for that dramatic effect. I'm sure you know what I mean. Don't want people to look at the screen and immediately see what it is, right? You gotta have visuals, special effects, etc. The process of divulging super important information must not be a rushed job. It has to have a little bit of flair to it. Just so people think I'm some kind of genius. Which you, if you're still reading this by now, probably do not. But I have nothing to worry about, because I'm sure you just scrolled down to the bottom just to get to the point. Kids these days, I swear. Patience means nothing to these little whippersnappers. I ought to establish some virtue in these silly little kids. Because, you know, patience is a virtue. I'm sure you've heard this a billion times, but if you scrolled down to the bottom first, well, you ought to hear it again! See, that's another thing that grinds my gears. People don't listen to intelligence when they hear it. This entire world is full of impatient douchenozzles who only do what they have to in order to fulfill their desires. That's exactly why this planet is doomed. I despair for the future. Not just because of that though, but because literally anybody these days will get offended by literally anything. Back in the old days, you could walk around and say words like "retarded" and "faggot" without being afraid of a fucking lawsuit. yes, of course those words are disrespectful. They're MEANT to be, you fucknugget! That's why people use them! Ah, who am I kidding... I'm probably just ranting to somebody who's only here for the fastest way to git gud. Well, you know what, here, I'll tell you. Since you bothered to sit through me ranting on and on about how nobody has any virtue anymore, I think you deserve to git gud. Unless you're one of those impatient fucks who just scrolled all the way down, but I don't give a hoot about those kinds of people. They wouldn't understand the technique anyway.
Anyways... You've waited long enough.
Here's how you git gud.

Step 1: git gud