Star vs the Puns of Scarfnoise

>It's Thursday during lunch.
>Marco has been acting really weird the whole day so far. As well as the previous 2 weeks.
>Star has been worrying about her bestie this entire time. But she assumed he'd just get over it. But 2 weeks is just too long
>The worried blonde princess walks up to Marco. "Hey are you okay? You've been acting really weird. Like Jackie love weird."
>Marco turns toward Star, slowly. "Heeeey Star, would you mind shooting past me and granting my wish?. I need to lessen the space between the girl who's making me see stars"
>"Are you punning Marco? Wait, are you over Jackie? WAIT YOU'RE OVER JACKIE?!" The Mewnian girl keeps questioning
>The pun boy flops to one side, then another. "Jackie? She ollied on by me, leaving me in bust. While the my heart was grinded on and kickflipped off of. I will switch stance and go for my truest of love."
>By this point, Star and everyone else around Marco were covering their ears. Giving a sigh of relief when he finished. "Ugh finally. So who's the wonder girl now, lover boy?"
>Brittney passes by Marco's table, completely ignoring everyone. Her posse following right behind. Sabrina and Chantelle wave to the group and continue following their cheer captain.
>Star waves back and looks back at Marco. The corrupted safe was staring at Brittney's group with the biggest, stupidest smile on his face.
>"Is it Chantelle and her booty?" Star asks
>Marco shakes his head no
>"Sabrina?"
>Another shake no
>"Ed?"
>Marco tilts his head in a questioning position.
>"Who else is there?"
>"Brittney." Marco sighs out. You can almost see hearts above his head.
>"WHAT WHY HER? She hates us Marco." The blonde girl grabs her bestie by the shoulder and shakes him. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaates uuuuuuuuuus."
>The boy chuckles and turns toward Star. "Well-"
>Before he can explain himself, the entire group of people at the table bolt. All exclaiming "HE GONNA MAKE PUNS AGAIN! HE'S GONNA MAKE PUNS ABOUT BRITTNEY!"
>Brittney and her group over here the fleeing students, they decide to investigate.
>"The reason I like her so much is simple, Star." Marco starts. With love in his eye, fire in his heart and a cornered Star. "She cradle caught my heart, which is where I'll start."
>The blonde princess just looked on in shock. She mumbles to herself. "He's going to sing too."
>By now, Marco has one leg on the table, both hands in the air, and his love behind him. With him none-the-wiser.
>"While I'd love to split her from her team, her ruling is my every dream. Her attitude is like vault, with no mistakes or faults. I'd chant her name from dawn to dusk, an extension of my admiration and hopefully no fuss. For her"
>"That last part didn't rhyme, loser." The Raven haired girl retorts. "But it wasn't too bad. Puns are the newest fad and you did pretty well."
>The shocked face Star had was probably stuck in place now.
>Brittney walks up to Marco and pulls him off the table. She looks at him straight into his eyes."You're mine now, Diaz." She grabs him by the collar and walks off, dragging the happy boy.
>A fire erupts and cursing emits loudly and continuously from it. The fire dies down and only Tom remains.
>"Why is that Mexican so smooth? He should've been embarrassed and laughed at. Puns are the worst form of Comedy!" The demon boy yells.
>Star walks up to her Ex and punches him in the face. She steps on his chest and asks, begrudgingly. "When does it wear off, Tom?"
>"Whenever he get's kissed. Can you please get off? You're breaking the demon equivalent of human ribs."
>Star sighs and walks off. With Marco's charisma, it should wear off right about now. She thought to herself.
>Janna walks by Star and mentions. "It wore off in the morning. I wake him up daily with a kiss. That was all him."
>Tom only groans in the background