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- >The abandoned warehouse was like one giant room. Cold, big and dim. Applejack steps through the back door and moves into the light in the center. “Ah. I see you are ready to negotiate, AJ.” comes a voice form the darkness. Two p0nies step into the light to reveal themselves. The Orange family.
- >Applejack gives them an evil stare. “now...” says missus orange. “Are you ready to negotiate with us?”
- >AJ: “Nope!... in fact, I came here to warn y'all” she says.
- >The Orange's laugh “Stubborn as a mule... Didn’t we warn you enough when we had Granny smith's hip broken? We want your land and the rights to the zap apples... You can either give it to us, or we will take it.” They continue laugh, but soon stop when they see AJ smiling.
- >You walk out of the shadows and reveal yourself to the Oranges.
- “So this is the feared Orange family of Manehatten... I was expecting... something more!”
- >Upon hearing your voice, their faces loose all color and they start to back away... “A... Anonymous... What are you doing here?” Asks mister Orange. You give a small and evil laugh. Then click your fingers.
- “Just giving a little warning of my own...”
- >Two large Earth p0nies walk from behind you. They each grab one of the Oranges.
- “See. The Apple family is under my protection. When you hurt them, you hurt me.”
- >Both of the Oranges start to shake out of fear. “We are so sorry... We didn’t know Anonymous! Please forgive us!” cries misses Orange.
- “But of course you didn’t know. You didn’t even come to ask me for permission for your little stunt on Granny smith... I do no tolerate disobedience in my town. You can do it in Manehatten, but no in p0nyville!”
- >You click your fingers again, and the Earth p0nies beat up the Oranges. They don’t stop until you tell them to..
- >You walk over to them and bend down to their faces.
- “Big mistake. You now have a week to leave town... Manehatten is now mine!”
- >You pull a cigar from the breast pocket of your suit and light it.
- “Good day to both of you”
- >You turn to leave, AJ next to you. “Thank yah so much Anonymous.” You smile as you puff out the smoke from your lungs.
- “Don t mention it AJ. You're under my protection. So you're practically my family... I don’t like to see my family hurt.
- >You exit the back door and walk into the busy night life of Manehatten. The next target to push your empire in!.
- UnderFlank.
- The Tale Of Two P0nies.
- >First order of business was done for the night. Now, It was time to make this city yours.
- >It has been three years since you appeared in Equestria, nothing special. You woke up in p0nyville... Made some friends. Then you decided to start your mafia empire. You traveled across Equestria, Rustling the Jimmie of every hard core p0ny you met until they worked under you. By the second year, you had pushers in Every major area of Equestria. The money was coming in, And your influence grew.
- >P0nyville was your center of operations. The top floor of Rarity's shop was where everything took place. But that was about to change. Manehatten would soon be your baby, and you would make it the Drug empire of this planet. The plan was already in motion. You have taken out the oranges, Now it was time to deal with the zebras.
- >You walked down the street from the warehouse and enter your carriage.
- “OI driver, take us to the Black And White Strip.”
- >You hear him cough. “Sure thing boss.” The carriage starts to move and you were on your way. Sitting across from you was Duke. One crazy ass mother fucker who didn’t mind killing a few p0nies if it came down to it. “So. You want me to go in there and shoot up the place?” He said.
- >You shake your head.
- “Only if they disagree with my terms. If they disagree, I will tell you to enter the room, when you do. Shoot a few, maim or kill. I don’t give a fuck”
- >he nods his head uncontrollably. “Okay!”
- >You arrive to your destination just as you finish your cigar. As you and Duke exit the carriage, you pull out another one and light it.
- >The Black And White Strip was a crazy place, you could get shanked just by looking at a zebra wrong here, and you were about to step into the most dangerous room's in the area. The Meeting point. A place where all the Pushers and mobsters meet up to discuss issues and smoke meth. A real shit hole.
- “Wait here.”
- >You look at Duke as you come up to the door in the back of an Alley. “Sure thing. Just call me when I am needed” he says with an insane tone.
- >You open the door and walk in, it was quite a sight. Along the back wall where zebra strippers. In the center was a round table with twelve or so Zebra's standing around it. Most of them, smoking meth.
- >”AH YO! WHO LET THIS SCRAWNY WHITE BOY IN!” one of them yells, they all look up to see you walking towards them.
- “Good evening gentlemen. My name is anonymous. And I am now your boss.”
- >It was silent for several seconds before they start to laugh at you. You stand there and smile until they stop. “who you think you are nigga! Coming up in this here joint and telling us you run shit!?”
- “Well... The Orange family is out of this town now, and I am going to take control. You can either be with me... Or against me, and I can make your life a living hell if needed.”
- >”Well... I say fuck you, we don’t need no hairless ape telling us what to do!” the rest of them mumble amongst each other in agreement.
- >“GET DA FUCK OUTA HERE BOY!” One of them yells at you.
- >You turn around and walk to the door “Yeah! Dat's right nigga! You best head off!.” you open the door and put your head through.
- “DUKE!”
- >You move away from the door and it bursts open. Revealing a p0ny standing on his hind legs in the door way with an AK47. His pupils shrink and he starts to laugh hysterically as he lays siege upon the room, bullets flying everywhere.
- > Glasses shatter and zebras duck behind cover “MOTHERFUCKERS!” Duke yells as he loads another magazine into the AK47 and continues to fire off bullets. They tear into zebra flesh, turning three who tried to fire back into masses of blood and guts.
- >Blood splatters over the rest of the group, and one stripper tries to run away. Two more bullets blast into her head, spraying the wall with specks of brain matter and skull fragments.
- >His gun runs dry, and he gives you a nod, allowing his pupils to return to normal. You wave him off, and he skips outside.
- “Now... Here is how it will work. You go about your business, I get a 60% cut. In return I make sure the police stay off your back as much as I can, and you all will be under my protection... YA DIG?”
- >All is quite as the zebras look at you in fear. “yea... yea we dig. Okay... we agree.” The rest of them nod their heads.
- “Excellent, I will have somep0ny come around to collect the bits this time every Friday!... Have a nice night.”
- >With that, you leave the room and walk out into the alley. “So! how did it go?” asks Duke.
- “Good... Very good. The pushers work for me now, soon the entire Black And White Strip will work for me.”
- >You head back to the carriage and enter it.
- “Take us to the hotel.”
- >The driver nods “Sure thing boss.” he says and you are on your way.
- >A little later, you arrive at a hotel in the rich part of Manehatten... A hotel you bought just for you and your p0nies. Only a few lights were lit, the main lobby and the second floor lights. At the moment, Most of your mobsters were all over Equestria. Soon they would be situated right here.
- >You enter the main lobby and go behind the counter. “Evening boss!” says the clerk behind the counter. You grab the basement key from the shelf.
- “Evening Flashpoint!”
- >You exit from behind the counter and head to the basement door in the furthest corner of the lobby. “Can I come down?” asks Duke.
- “Sure thing, mate.”
- >The two of you descend the stairs and enter the basement room.
- >When you enter the basement, you are greeted by Chopper Hooves. “AHHH good morning boss. Come to check on our guest?” he says.
- “Chopper... It's nearly eleven pm!”
- >He looks at you dumbfounded... “Guess time fly's when you're having fun!” he does an insane laugh and you follow him into the next room.
- >Within the room was a brown p0ny chained down on a metal cot. As you near him, you could hear his insane mumbling. “N.... No... Mummy, I don’t want the rope!”
- “Evening Johnny Tightlips. How are you?”
- >He looks over at you “FUCK OFF!” He says. At that point, Chopper takes out his hoofgun and puts a bullet in Johnny’s left hoof. A small amount of blood spurts from the wound.
- >He lets out a short scream of pain.
- “We had money stolen form us johnny! Tell us where is it!”
- >”I don’t know anything about your money” he says.
- >You look at Chopper and nod.
- “Proceed.”
- >Chopper uses his magic to levitate a pair of pliers. One by one, he starts to pull out johnny's teeth, the screams of pain were almost enjoyable. His mouth fills with blood as Chopper pulls out his last tooth.
- “Are you going to talk now? or will you need a pen and paper?”
- >Johnny stops crying for the moment and opens his mouth to speak, what he says is barley audible.
- >”Fwim Fwam bwofers.” he says... you slowly clap
- “Was that so hard johnny... if you told us the first time we might have let you live.”
- >You take a knife from the table next to the cot and hold it above your head. Johnny starts to cry again and screams in protest. But your mind was set. You bring down the knife and it rips through his skull. He goes limp and you continue to stab his head several more times.
- >you walk away from the body, breathing heavily.
- “Lets go see the Flim Flam bro's.”
- >As you all three of you leave the basement and walk into the lobby, Duke runs up to your side
- >“So, boss... Why don't you let me torture anymore!?” he asks.
- “Mate, remember the last time you did?”
- ---Flashback To That Day---
- >Duke looks at the purple p0ny on the cot “RIGHT! Tell me where the drugs are hidden! Or the left hoof gets it!”
- >He looks up at duke “I ain’t telling you shit!” Duke smiles.
- >”Right...” He lets of a shot into the left hoof “How about now?”
- >He shakes his head “NO!”
- >Duke nods “Okay...” He shoots the right hoof “Now?”
- >He shakes his head again “Never gonna tell you!”
- >Half an hour later, Duke walks out of the room. “The drugs are hidden at the Foggy Bottom Bog”
- “Duke... Why are your hooves bleeding?”
- >He laughs, “because boss. Chopper said if you want to get them to talk, you gotta shoot some hooves.”
- >Chopper face hooves “I meant his hooves. Not your own!”
- >Duke shrugs... “I got the job done.”
- “Duke... How did you get him to talk?”
- >”He got tired of my self mutilation!”
- “Where shall we let him go?”
- >Dukes eyes widen. “Oh...Uhhh...”
- “He gave us the info... And I'm feeling generous, he may live.”
- >”'Sorry boss...”
- “No. no, its okay... Chopper, dispose of the body.”
- >Chopper nods and walks into the room. He returns a few minutes later. “There is no body in there!”
- “Duke! You didn’t did you?”
- >”What the fuck Duke!” says Chopper.
- >”Blood makes me hungry.”
- ---End Flashback---
- “That’s why duke... That’s why.”
- >You leave the hotel behind you and Jump back into the carriage, along with Chopper and Duke.
- >Yo, Boss... Why does Duke get an AK47 and I get a hoofgun!?”
- “Because What Duke can do with an AK47 scares me!
- >”What do ya mean?” he asks.
- “Ever see a dragon's head explode from the inside?”
- >“No...”
- “That’s also the reason no dragon will eat Duke again... Take us to the docks.”
- >The driver nods and you are on your way to visit the Flim Flam brothers.
- >You soon arrive at the docks, a weird place filled with gay p0ny sailors looking for a quick fuck. The thought sends chills down your spine.
- >You all exit the carriage and walk down to the old boat shed. The Flim Flam brothers home. Upon reach it, you discover the door was padlocked shut.
- “Duke... If you would be so kind.”
- >You gesture to the pad lock and Duke takes the hint. With a single move, he bites down on the padlock and snaps it in half.
- >Chopper sighed. “They don’t make padlocks like they used to”
- >Duke nodded in agreement. “Yea. They used to be tastier.”
- >You thank him, and walk through the door and into the shed. Inside the shed. The Flim Flam brothers were sleeping on a large stack of hay... They really lived like homeless p0nies.
- “Try to keep quite...”
- >You want to take them by surprise. but that didn’t go to plan, all of a sudden, Duke had the incredible urge to sneeze. “ACHOOOOO!”
- >The Flim Flam Brothers wake up and jump from the pile of hay “I say! Who is the-....”
- >You punch Flim in the face as Flam is being taken down by duke and Chopper.
- “SERIOUSELY DUKE WHAT THE FUCK! I SAID BE QUIET”
- >”SORRY, I SNEEZE WHEN IM EXCITED!!” he yells back at you.
- “Where the Fuck is our money.”
- >You continue to punch him in the face as hard as you can, blood was streaming from every crevasse of his face!
- >It didn’t take much to get them to talk, they had an extremely low tolerance for being punched and kicked in the face.
- >”okay... We will talk, just please stop hitting us.” You stop hitting Flim and Signal the others to stop hitting Flam.
- “We are listening...”
- >”There... There is a guy called Neville Cartos... He Has you Bits...”
- >You cross your arms.
- “Where can I find him!?”
- >Flim sighs... “Las Pegasus... he hangs in the Black Hawk Casino”
- “Thanks Flim”
- >You turn to walk away but spin around and kick Flim in the face with your foot as hard as you could, the sound of his jaw shattering gave you a sick and twisted pleasure.
- “burn these fuckers.”
- >Chopper leaves the shed and returns a few minutes after, with a 5 liter can of petrol and a funnel.
- >You take the Funnel and put it in Film’s mouth. You then pour a liter of petrol down his throat. He cries in protest.
- >When your done with Flim, Chopper does the same to Flam while you light another cigar.
- “Mess with the best... Die like the rest, motherfucker.”
- >You take the can again and pour the contents over the floor. As you scurry out of the house, Duke lights a match and puts it on the floor.
- >Stepping into the carriage. You smile as you listen to the dying screams of the Flim Flam brothers.
- “That went better than expected.”
- >Chopper and Duke nod in agreement.
- “Driver... take us to Las Pegasus.”
- >The driver nods “You got it boss.”
- >You pull your last cigar from your breast pocket and light it.
- “This is gonna be a long ride boys... get comfortable.”
- >an hour and a half had passed, but you were still 2 hours from your destination. Boredom started to overtake your mind.
- >The distant sound of another carriage could be heard... Over the span of four minutes. The sound became louder.
- >There was a sudden explosion, and your carriage tipped over. As the carriage fell to its side, gun shots could be heard outside of it. You quickly fumble around to get to your feet.
- “DUKE!”
- >He nods and races out of the sky opening.
- > “COME PLAY WITH UNCLE DUKE!!”
- > Seconds later, Gunshots can be heard as well as Duke's insane murder laugh.
- >”WHY THE FUCK YOU RUNNING?! DON’T YA WANNA PLAY!!”
- >You jump out of the carriage and instantly duck for cover as a spray of bullet were shot in your direction.
- “NOT TODAY!! MOTHER FUCKER!”
- >From your right breast pocket, you pull out a grenade and you Mateba automatic revolver. You pull the pin and throw it in the direction of the attacking carriage. Its goes up in bits of shattered wood. Two p0nies lay dead on the ground.
- >Almost from nowhere, another carriage appears. Duke was still going crazy with his AK. Chopper was wrestling another p0ny to the ground... Guess it was up to you to take on the second carriage.
- >The carriage's window rolls down and the end of a rifle is pointed out and aimed at you. The rifle fires and a bullet hits you in the shoulder. Your fall to the ground in pain, But you don't give up that easily.
- >As the carriage flies off, the pony inside, hidden by a black robe being worn, pulls out a hoofgun and blindly fires in your direction. You raise your Mateba and fire 4 bullets in its direction.
- >One of the bullets makes contact with the p0ny's hoove as the carriage flies up into the air. A single drop of green blood falls to the ground.
- >At long last, the fighting ends and all the attackers lay dead. You walk up to the drop of blood and look at it.
- “dafuq”
- >You take a closer look at the blood on the ground. Chopper walks over, “What is that boss?”
- “Its... Blood.”
- >Chopper shrugs. “Anyway, we gotta walk to rest of the way boss, there ain’t much left of the carriage. We best start if we wanna make it by sunrise.”
- >You nod your head and follow Chopper and Duke down the road.
- >It was a horrible walk to get to Las Pegasus. The majority of it was spent in silence.
- >As the sun started to rise, bringing on a new day. You reached the outskirts of Las Pegasus. This city of dreams...
- >It didn’t take long to find the Black Hawk Casino. It was a relatively large one on the borders of the inner city.
- “Okay, you guys go in there and locate Him! Don’t approach. Just keep him in your sight. I am going to find a Tailor and get a new suit made.”
- >They both nod “Sure thing boss, leave it to us.” says Duke. You somewhat didn’t know if this was a good idea, but you needed a new three piece and fast. Maybe a nice hat as well.
- >It wasn’t long until you found a suitable shop! “Tiaras tailors.” It had a ring to it. As you entered the shop, you were greeted by a nice mare. “Welcome to Tiaras Tailors... err how may I help you” She studies your body, as she tries to figure out what you are.
- “Hello, my name is Anonymous, I need a new suit”
- >She nods “It will cost a little extra in the bits because of your... err... species, we need to use more fabric.” You nod and hand her a small purse with 100 bits inside. She inspects the contents and her eyes widen.
- “Made from your finest fabrics... and a hat!”
- >She nods and ushers you into a second room where she takes your measurements. “Come back in an hour or so and we will have it done! She smiles and bids you farewell.
- >It was time to head to the casino and talk to Neville. You exit the Tailor shop and walk back to the Casino.
- >You arrive at the casino and walk through the entrance.
- “fucking hell, Duke!”
- >There, in the main lobby was duke beating up the Neville guy with three dead guards around him.
- >You run over to him. “WHERE ARE THE BITS NEVILLE!? WHERE ARE THE BITS!?”
- “Okay duke, get off him”
- >Somep0ny puts their hoof on your shoulder and you spin around, pulling out your Mateba. “FUCK! Relax Boss. It’s just me!” says Chopper.
- At this point, there was a crowd around you all, staring at the scene before them.
- “Where the fuck were you when this went on!!”
- >You point behind you at Duke and the dead guards. “I won that jackpot on the pokies! Two hundred bits boss!” he says in excitement.
- >You whack him over the head.
- “Fucking idiot! You were meant to look after Duke and make sure this kind of shit doesn’t happen!”
- >He shrugs. “Do you really think I could have stopped Duke?” He makes a good point.
- >You sigh and point your gun up in the air and let of two shots.
- “OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS. BETTER START RUNNING OR THESE BULLETS WILL BE GOING INTO YOUR HEADS!”
- >All the p0nies start screaming and running in all different directions. You walk over to Neville and pick him up with one hand.
- “Get on your hooves mother fuckers. We are getting outta here.”
- >he puts up a small fight until you put your Mateba to his head.
- >You all start to walk towards the front entrance, but are stopped by the sight of several police carriages parked out the front and twenty odd police p0nies rushing for the doors.
- “Fuck this shit”
- >You turn and with Neville in tow, head for the back exit. As you reach the back Exit, the police catch up with you and start to fire their weapons. Duke opens the door and runs through along with Chopper then you as you scream to the police
- “TRY HARDER, NIGGERS!”
- >You run into the back lot of the casino, there was a small carriage parked there as well. Just perfect for your escape.
- “Duke man the carriage!”
- >He nods and straps himself to the front of it. As the rest of you rush in, Duke Takes off at full speed.
- “WRONG WAY!! We need to go down South Street to Tiaras Tailors! I need to pick up my suit!”
- >Chopper face hooves and Duke shakes his head outside. “B... But boss...” He says
- “FUCK YOU!! I WANT MY FUCKIGN SUIT!”
- >He makes a turn and runs down South Street, as you stop out the front of the shop, the police carriages come rushing down the street after you.
- “HOLD THEM OFF FOR A FEW. IMA GO IN AND GRAB MY SUIT!”
- >You rush into the store “Ah, your back, here is your suit Anonymous”
- >You grab it form the counter. And look in the box.
- “And the hat?”
- >”She frowns. “Gee... sorry Anonymous, I forgot about the hat, please forgive m-...” You cut her off.
- “FUCKIGN HELL! YOU FUCKIGN BITCH!”
- >You scream at her and fire a few shots into her ceiling. she ducks behind the counter in fear.
- >You run outside and get back in the carriage. Duke and Chopper are having a full blown firefight in the middle of the street when you signal to get out of there.
- >At the speeds no one thought possible, Duke rears and gallops away. Straight out of Las Pegasus with the carriage in tow. And your hostage.
- “Now. Mister Neville. Aren’t we going to have some fun. I'm sure we are gonna be best of buddy’s, Don’t you?
- >He just stares at you for a few minutes with a hateful look. Eventually you get tired of that look and pistol whip him. As he goes out dead cold. You laugh to yourself, today went better than expected.
- >It was almost dusk by the time you returned to Manehattan, and now the basement was set up to accommodate your latest guest, Neville. You were in a shit mood so it was questionable whether he would live or not.
- >He started to stir and you readied yourself for some torture fun. “Uh... What do you guys want with me?” he says.
- “After our meet with the Flim Flam's... We learned that you have my bits. Is that true?”
- >He started to laugh as if he was mocking you, this did not settle well. From the table, you pick up a magic powered drill. you look over to Chopper who nods and uses his magic to bring it alive. HE goes quite when he sees the drill.
- “Don’t worry, it's just a prick!”
- >You bring the drill down onto his left hoof, the sound it made as the flesh twisted around it was arousing. He starts to breath heavily, but does not show pain on his face. “Yea, I HAD your Bits. But they belong to my boss now!” he says.
- >You stare at him.
- “Who is your boss!?”
- >He laughs again “I say that, I am a dead stallion.” This time it was your turn to laugh.
- “Mate, you're already a dead Stallions... Just I can make it painful”
- >”nothing compared to what she would do” He sputters out. You Drill another hole into his hoof
- “Who is she?”
- >The pain was now apparent in his voice “Not telling you Anonymous... No way!”
- >You continue this charade for two hours until all four hooves have been drilled and multiple other wounds. “I... I won’t tell you!” he says sheepishly. He was in a lot of pain. You give up.
- “THATS IT! I give up on this guy, I'm going to go mourn the loss of my hat, you deal with it Chopper”
- >You leave the basement. “Chopper? Is it really you?” says Neville.
- >He smiles “Yeah it's me, Nev. Now I need to know, where the fuck are the bits? And who is your boss?”
- >Chopper...You know me man. I would tell you if I could, but that would be suicide!”
- >He raises his hoofgun and shoots Neville's right hoof. “Try again”
- >”Seriously, No bits here! Here, no bits!”
- >Chopper shoots his left hoof. “Come on man. Just tell us!”
- >”I can’t... I can’t tell you.”
- >He cocks the hoofgun. “But I can tell you who my boss sent to pick up the bits.” he says.
- >He lowers the gun “Talk, now!”
- >”I was sitting at the black jack table when he approached me, he told me the boss wanted the bits ASAP so I handed them over and we parted ways.”
- >”Who was he” Chopper says
- >”Well... I can’t tell you who he was... I don't know myself, but I know what he looked like! He wore a coat! Dark Grey...had a build like a Pegasus.
- >Chopper uncocks the gun. “Well that narrows it down... You better be telling the truth, cos if I find out you lied, I'll sic duke on you...
- >It was Duke's turn to speak up “Mmm... Pegasus taste like chicken.
- >Chopper unties Neville's bonds and lets him free. “Thanks Chopper... How did you end up working for a guy like Anonymous?” He asks.
- >Chopper chuckles “It’s a stupid story, I might tell you one day. But you gotta leave.” Chopper ushers him to the back door. As he limps along very slowly and painfully Duke runs up to him.
- >”Neville! Before you go!” Neville turns around and gets shot by duke.
- >”What the fuck man! What was that for?” he says as he clutches the bullet wound.”
- >Duke shrugs. “Cya round.” Neville gives him a hate stare as he slowly and extremely painfully leaves the building.
- >“Hey Chopper... How did you end up working for the boss anyway?” asks Duke.
- >“I was in prison for skinning a Stallion to death and injecting small doses of adrenaline every five minutes. It was a life sentence. Anon heard tale of it and a few days later, the Guards “accidentally” left my cell door open in the middle of the night and the front entrance was unlocked. A carriage was waiting out the front for me.”
- >Chopper goes quite for a minute, and then looks over to Duke. “What about you man?” he says.
- >Duke looks up at the ceiling and tells his tale as he has a flashback.
- ---Flashback To When Duke Met Anon---
- >Duke Was Running down a dark street, the police were hot on his trail... He saw a carriage at the end of the street and jumped in. As soon as he got in, a voice came from the other side of the carriage “WHAT THE FUCK!”
- >Anonymous was looking a p0ny in a strait jacket and muzzle, standing on his hind legs. “Hi. My name is Duke!” he said.
- “What did you do to get in a strait jacket and why are you in my carriage!”
- >”Well. Somep0nies can’t take a joke! I mean, I thought his face would grow back... Can you take off this muzzle?”
- >Anonymous looks at him.
- “Are you gonna bite me?”
- >Duke sat there quietly.
- “Well?”
- >Shh, I'm still thinking.
- >Anonymous takes off the muzzle And Duke gave him a toothy grin.
- >As fast as you could say 'fucks to give' Anonymous pulls out a SIG P229.
- “Wanna risk it, Mate!?”
- >Duke laughed “That's a nice gun... Really wanna use it?
- >He starts to laugh hysterically.
- >Anonymous Shoved gun barrel in his mouth.
- "Who’s laughing now?"
- >There was a loud crunch sound and his gun was bitten in half. “Me... That’s who.”
- >Anonymous laughed for a few minutes.
- “You know what mate. I like you. Ya want a job killing cunts?"
- >”Yeah, who doesn't?"
- ---End Flashback---
- >Duke smiles At Chopper when he completes the story. “So, that’s how I ended up working For Anonymous.”
- >Chopper looks at him speechless. “What did you do with the guys face?”
- >”Made a pie... And I can’t believe I get paid for this stuff!” he answers.
- >”Remind me not to piss you off” Says Chopper as he walks up the stairs.
- >You walk over To Chopper and Duke as they emerge from the basement.
- “Did he talk!?”
- >”Yea, he said a Pegasus picked up the bits for his boss! He should still be in Las Pegasus!”
- >You nod at him and smile
- “Chopper, get to Las Pegasus and start searching for him, you have his description, don’t fail me!.”
- >”What. By myself... Why?”
- “Because, fuck you. That’s why”
- >You point to Duke.
- “You and me are going to settle a new deal I have arranged with a big boss from the Griffin kingdom.”
- >Duke nods and Follows you outside, leaving Chopper frowning “Why me...”
- >You had to hail a taxi carriage from the road due to the fact that your driver was killed. A carriage pulls over next to you and you step in.
- “Take us to the Singing Octave Club”
- >The driver nods. “Not a problem!” And you are on your way.
- >Duke checks over his AK as you did, your Mateba. “I got a fresh magazine, and two spares. If they fuck with us, they won’t know what hit them!” He loads the AK. it was ready for use.
- “If, And only IF they fire first, we want to take Manehattan, we need The drugs this guy has to offer.”
- >He nods. The rest of the journey was fairly quiet; you were too deep in thought for talk... Who was this mare that is fucking you over...? Who...
- >You arrive at the club. As you step out of the carriage. You withdraw a cigar and a pouch of bits. You light the Cigar and throw the bits to the Driver.
- “Cheers, Mate.”
- >He nods and drives away. You open the door to the club and step in.
- >It was very dark, Loud techno was being played by a white p0nie wearing some hip glasses. You guessed it was that Vinyl mare you have heard so much about. Lights were flashing and half the p0nies looked like they were having an epileptic fit... Modern music and dances... You will never understand it.
- >You walk over to the bar tender and order a drink.
- “A scotch and coke... Also, I am here to see Bright Spot.”
- >He nods and points to a door to your right. “He is in there. I will have your drink brought in for you.
- >You signal Duke to follow you as you walk towards the door. A bouncer standing next to the door stops you. “Where do you think you are going?” he says.
- “Mate. I am here to see Bright Spot. We have a business meeting.”
- >He opens a small notepad and looks at one of the pages. “Anonymous, Right?” You nod and he moves out of your way. You thank him and step through the door and enter the room.
- >In the center of the room is who you suspect is Bright Spot, a large griffin with a mustache... Very high class as well. “Mmmmm. So you are Anonymous? Greetings friend, and welcome to my humble abode.” Standing behind him were several large griffins with rifles.
- “Good day, Bright Spot... Shall we get down to business?”
- >He smiles “Of course... So you have taken down the Orange Family and you want Manehattan as your own?” You nod. “Well we have a new drug I am offering to you. It is 5 times more addictive than crack and Heroine. But just as powerful.”
- “You have me very interested.”
- >He signals to one of his men who then throws a small sample bag to you. You look in the bag and pull out one of the pills.
- “Swag?”
- >Upon each pill were the words “S.W.A.G” punched into both sides.
- >”Yes. It’s the latest drug. Buy it cheap and sell it expansive. I am offering you six hundred thousand of these. Name your price.
- >You look at the pill. This could make or break your empire. You could have Manehattan at its knees in a matter of weeks.
- “five thousand bits.”
- >Bright Spot shakes his head. “I'm afraid to inform you that I have another bidder. And she is offering ten thousand.” That word rang in your head. “She”... It had to be her.
- “Who is she.”
- >Bright Spot laughs. Just at that moment, the bartender walks in. “Your drink, Sir”. You take the drink and chug it...
- >”Sorry, Anonymous. That is classified. She does not want her identity to be known. And I respect her wish.”
- >She had three thousand bits stolen from one of my drop offs. I have been trying to find this cunt for a week!”
- >He frowns. “Sorry, I can give out that information... You know how it is.” You sighed. He was Right. But you were not about to let her win... No matter who she was.
- “Okay... fifteen thousand bits. No more. No less, right here and now!”
- >Duke looks at you “I thought I was crazy! Boss, that’s a lot of bits...” Even Bright Spot looked dumbfounded by your price.
- “Manehattan is mine! I will not let some fucking slut come here and try to take it for herself! The streets of this city are mine! And I will fight for control of the underworld! I will not rest until everyp0ny knows not to fuck with me!”
- >After you finish your little speech, you and Bright Spot seal the deal.
- “Have the drugs dropped off to the hotel. Payment will be given then. Good day”
- >You and Duke leave the Room and exit the club. “Boss... That was a lot of bits... Are you sure about this?”
- “If it means that she! Whoever she is, she doesn’t get those drugs. I don't care about the price! She fucked with the wrong human!”
- >”Boss. You are the only human!”
- “...Fuck you.”
- >You decide to walk back to the Hotel, a bit of fresh air would do good for you. You bid Duke a good night as he walks in the opposite direction to go get his medication from the pharmacy.
- >You took a shortcut to the hotel and passed through an alley. As you walked into the darkness of the alley, you could hear the clopping of hooves behind you.
- >You turn your head just enough to see two p0nies walking up to you from behind... But not enough for them to realize they have been spotted.
- >They pick up speed and rush at you, you whip around and pull out your Mateba Just before they reach you, you aim at the left on and fire, the bullet impacts with his head and bits of brainy flesh go everywhere.
- >You turn to fire at the second one but it’s too late. He brings a hoof down to your face and you black out.
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- Story by The Miggy Migoroth (http://pastebin.com/u/miggy_migoroth) And The Duke of Derpy (http://pastebin.com/u/Duke_Of_Derpy)
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