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- Been a while since put something here.
- >Be typical workday.
- >Thank imaginary man in the sky it's not fuck-all hot and humid as it was yesterday. Too early.
- >Still shitty though. Fuck this gay midwest.
- >Slow day, big boss off and the 2nd in command doesn't give a fuck about what we do in the shop as long as the little work there is today so far gets done.
- >Initiate maximum fucking off and getting paid. Sneak away, read pastabins on and off.
- [spoiler]Is Hazardus kill or on hiatus by the way? Somehow missed Anon in Discordia and was liking it. Doesn't look like it gets an end tho[/spoiler]
- >Fast forward two hours. Goddamned corporate overseer asshole shows up.
- >Have now resorted to walking around and looking angry to avoid looking like I'm not doing shit.
- >Thank you basedCostanza, it really works. Get told am the only one doing real work.
- >Company dude gets bored and leaves to probably buy meth from one of the local fine upstanding urban youths in the area.
- >The man loves his chemicals I tell you hwat.
- >Boredboredboredboredbored, suddenly get to unfuck a customer's specialneeds mechanic's fuck ups for an hour.
- >Write smartassed comments on the work order hoping they'll accidently read them to customer.
- >Resume bored status.
- >Fuck year lunchbreak.
- >HAHA, TIME FOR PONE ONNA PHONE.
- >Oh fuck yes, zombie Aether with an update outta fuckin nowhere.
- >Dominoes sammiches are goddamned awesome good too. Chicken bacon ranch, fuck yeah.
- >Reading like a sir. Get to Celly taking Anon aside for a chat. FeelsgoodmaYOU GOT A CALL NIGGA!ANSWERITANSWERIT!
- >Fucking 800 number. Eat a dick useless no-call registry.
- >Swipe answer symbol out of curiosity, suddenly a living person on the other end oddly enough.
- >Some scam credit card shit, asks if I have a time to talk about if my interest rate is currently blahblahblahfuckoff.
- "Sorry no I'm kinda busy at the moment reading pony fanfiction on the internet."
- >"..., uuh ok. Is there a better time that we can reach you sir?"
- "Not really. Also, I have enough on one credit card as it is."
- >"Ok then sir I just have to ask, do you have any questions before I go?"
- >Feel like being a cheeky cunt m8.
- "Who is best pony?"
- >"Uuumm, I'm sorry sir I, uuh..., Once again I am sorry for interrupting you and I hope you have a pleasant day..., Rarity.", click.
- >Haaaaaaaa
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