Chat 1
P=psychic
M=Michael

P: "Hello Michael - I'm Ms Tammy"
M: "How did you know my name?"
P: "Oh? I'm psychic, remember?"
M: "Oh, yeah."
P: "What can I help you with today? I'm a fantastic relationship psychic"
M: "My relationship is just fine"
P: "I see a big house. and a garden. The spirits are telling me to go into the bedroom."
M: "The spirits normally tell me to pass out on the sofa"
P: "The bedroom is very crowded"
M: "The decorator told me it was maximal minimalism"
P: "I see a yoga mat, and a tennis racket."
M: "We're a sporty family>"
P: "They don't belong to you"
M: "?"
P: "There's a fireman's hat, and a plumber's wrench"
M: "give it a rest, okay."
P: "a lifeguard's float, a trucker's 60oz flask, a trash collector's pair of gloves"
M: "What are you saying?"
P: "a garderner's trowl, a hipster's moustache"
M: "What the hell are you implying here?"
P: "I'm not implying anything. the spirits on the other hand imply a lot"
M: "The spirits are telling me you're an asshole, alright. Now fuck off."
P: "You came to us, Michael. We're not going to tell you what you want ot hear."
M: "I thought you'd tell me something I didn't already know, you ass. Goodbye.
M: "We had an open relationship BTW "
M: "She's her own woman."
M: "I'm happy for her"
M: "and I cheated too unless you can't tell"
M: "Like a lot"
M: "so we're even"
M: "scumbag"

Chat 2

P: "So you're back"
M: "I guess so"
P: "Have you been having fun?"
M: "don't you know?"
P: "Ha ha. Very funny. Of course I know. You're in a world of pain and suffering you cannot quite articulate."
M: "wait.."
P: "hiding away, worrying about death, completely self absorbed..."
M: "hold on"
P: "surrounded by people but lonely, a disappointment to everyone..."
M: "not everyone"
P: "sexually very confused, worrying about aging too fast"
M: "no"
P: "struggling with drink and nicotine, an expanding waist line"
M: "not at all"
P: "your best years behind you, now it's only a question of how long?"
M: "it's not like that, it's not like that"
M: "fuck you. I'm happy"
M: "I'm really fucking happy"

Chat 3

P: "Oh not you again. Please. We don't have time for you. All you do is whine"


Franklin

Chat 1
P: "Hello I am Miss Marcy. Would you like me to read your horoscope? Or maybe numerology. I see the number 64. That's the square root of 8. Does 8 mean anything to you?""
F: "Listen - type fast lady - I don't wanna be ripped off I need a psychic reading"
P: "Hmm. Something is brewing... yes.. a love. Long lost love"
F: "Love?"
P: "yes, with a family member"
F: "What? You sick woman."
P: "No, not with you - with a friend. A close friend of yours. They're in bed - oh it's beautiful"
F: "what's this friend's name?"
P: "I see a... I see a..."
F: "T?"
P: "Hmmmm."
F: "coz theres this girl called Tanisha I grew up with. She's with some other dude now. But I always like thought maybe one day we'd..."
P: "No, I don't think that's what is coming thu"
F: "u 4 real? If it's an old friend I'm goin' hook up wit its fucking Tanisha"
P: "I'm reading a more masculine energy"
F: "don't be ridiculous"
P: "P or L or J..."
F: "Not L, please not L"
P: "exactly L - with someone you know... in your house."
F: "Not Lamar"
P: "exactly! That's it... in your house. Where you grew up. In your bed. All the time."
F: "girl fuck you seriously fuck you"
P: "so I'm way off mark?"

Chat 2

P: "Oh, you're back"
F: "I guess so"
P: "what seems to be the problem?"
F: "you tell me"
P: "You gave up a lot to achieve a lot and was it worth it?"
F: "well kind of"
P: "you let people down, you got real selfish, you alienated yourself, you sacrificed principals you held dear..."
F: "not exactly"
P: "you pursued success at whatever the cost, you got obsessed by winning, you let everyone you know down..."
F: "no!"
P: "you became a selfish ass, and now you're successfull and lonely and you're asking was it worth it?"
F: "leave me alone"

Chat 3

P: "leave us alone please. we don't want to get too close. We know what you do to peopel you get close to"


Trevor (Misspellings intentional here, only)

Chat 1

T: "So... if your physic, tell me what I'm holding in my hand"
P: "It's something special to you"
T: "Ok."
P: "But small. Compact. Well worn. Maybe frayed with over use"
T: "That's one way of putting it. Think long and hard"
P: "Oh this old gag. It's it your penis, isn't it?"
T: "Hey. Shit. Whoa. You're good."
P: "If you want sexy chat, you should try our sister site. This kind of juvenile nonsense is a waste of my time. I'm a thousand years old"
T: "Alright miss mind melt, what I got now? Eh? Eh?"
P: "This is how you speak with strngers? Chatting with one hand? I bet your mother is so proud."
T: "What do you know about my mother? Is she coming through to you?"
P: "No, I mean, it's a figure of..."
T: "What do you know about my mother? Is she coming through to you?"
P: "No, I mean, it's a figure of..."
T: "Tell me what you know about my mother!!>!?!?>!?1 Has she passed over?"
P: "I'm not seeing anything... your mother... I"
T: "You'll be communicating with the dead when I'm done with you. You'll be in close communifuckingcation you hear me?!?!?!? You hear ,me??! ]2qmnsdfjhwetujhl)o alksfjgdlkh where are you? Leave my mother alone!!!"
P: "(Miss Marcy has ended the chat)"

Chat 2

P: "You go away right now or we will call the police"

Chat 3

P: "we warned you"