Lilli's RPS

on *:TEXT:!rps *:#: {
  if ($2 == scissors) {
    var %scissors = $rand(1,3)
    if (%scissors == 1) {
      msg $chan ROCK -- Rock beats Scissors! You lose, $upper $nick
      msg $chan .timeout $nick 2
    }
    if (%scissors == 2) { msg $chan PAPER -- Hmm... You win this time, $upper $nick }
    if (%scissors == 3) { msg $chan SCISSORS -- It's a draw. }
  }
  if ($2 == paper) {
    var %paper = $rand(1,3)
    if (%paper == 1) {
      msg $chan SCISSORS -- Scissors beats Paper! You lose, $upper $nick
      msg $chan .timeout $nick 2
    }
    if (%paper == 2) { msg $chan ROCK -- Hmm... You win this time, $upper $nick }
    if (%paper == 3) { msg $chan PAPER -- It's a draw. }
  }
  if ($2 == rock) {
    var %rock = $rand(1,3)
    if (%rock == 1) {
      msg $chan PAPER -- PAPER beats Rock! You lose, $upper $nick
      msg $chan .timeout $nick 2
    }
    if (%rock == 2) { msg $chan SCISSORS -- Hmm... You win this time, $upper $nick }
    if (%rock == 3) { msg $chan ROCK -- It's a draw. }
  }
}