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  1. [2012-11-15 21:04:14] <Mrazycan> No breakfast for anyone
  2. [2012-11-15 21:04:25] <Grail> Iosef burps, stomach not distended
  3. [2012-11-15 21:04:33] <Grail> "So wait, who are you again?"
  4. [2012-11-15 21:05:32] <Mrazycan> Hearts are tasty
  5. [2012-11-15 21:05:32] <Mrazycan> Like magic bacon poppers
  6. [2012-11-15 21:06:07] <Grail> There were some vampire hearts and werewolf hearts in there.
  7. [2012-11-15 21:06:21] <Mrazycan> "huh? Oh fuck, forgot: Jean-Jacques Labom... Labombard!"
  8. [2012-11-15 21:06:21] <Mrazycan> Belly still shrinking, now smart car sized
  9. [2012-11-15 21:06:46] <Mrazycan> Both tasty
  10. [2012-11-15 21:07:42] <Grail> "Ohhhh. Yeah, no one's said anything to me. I'm Iosef. Wait you already know that. Uh yeah, why did you go into the workshop?"
  11. [2012-11-15 21:08:32] <Grail> He says, picking pieces of utensil from his teeth
  12. [2012-11-15 21:08:46] <Mrazycan> "cuz johan's awesome, so you gotta be too!"
  13. [2012-11-15 21:09:15] <Grail> "You know mister Johan? I work for him!"
  14. [2012-11-15 21:09:41] <Mrazycan> Flawless logic
  15. [2012-11-15 21:10:12] <Grail> He is not a clever man
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  17. [2012-11-15 21:10:33] <Mrazycan> "that's why you're awesome!"
  18. [2012-11-15 21:11:25] <Grail> "...right. Yeah. He does rituals and stuff on me." he takes half a fork from in his teeth and sticks in a wall socket
  19. [2012-11-15 21:11:40] <Grail> Thing goes zap, the worst it does is make his hair stand up
  20. [2012-11-15 21:12:32] <Grail> "That one was kind of painful though, an imp threw a fork in my eye."
  21. [2012-11-15 21:13:07] <Mrazycan> "imps are dicks"
  22. [2012-11-15 21:13:17] <Mrazycan> Nod at safely advice
  23. [2012-11-15 21:13:23] <Mrazycan> Sagely
  24. [2012-11-15 21:13:51] <Grail> Iosef partkes in this great wisdom and follows along, as if his mind were blown, probably because it was
  25. [2012-11-15 21:15:21] <Grail> "So are you meeting everyone in the house or something? Because most people are asleep now. Except Satai, he never sleeps. He's weird like that."
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  27. [2012-11-15 21:16:45] <Mrazycan> "yeah. I should say hi to him sometime"
  28. [2012-11-15 21:17:30] <Grail> "He was asleep for a really long time, it was funny, he had dicks drawn on his ears."
  29. [2012-11-15 21:18:23] <Mrazycan> "armas?"
  30. [2012-11-15 21:19:02] <Grail> "Idunno, I think? It might have been Sake. Just don't fall asleep drunk okay?"
  31. [2012-11-15 21:19:32] <guile> ... no, the boss? That pillar of virtue and self-restraint? Play a stupid joke on gentle Satai? Never!
  32. [2012-11-15 21:20:10] <Mrazycan> "fuck that, they draw on shit, I'll just rip it off and regrow it-that'll show 'em!"
  33. [2012-11-15 21:20:38] <Grail> "Uhhh okay. Be careful one of the dogs will probably eat it."
  34. [2012-11-15 21:20:41] <Grail> Iosef looks around
  35. [2012-11-15 21:20:48] <Grail> "Hey Titus!"
  36. [2012-11-15 21:20:52] <Grail> "When did you get in?"
  37. [2012-11-15 21:21:03] <Mrazycan> "if I wanna pass out drunk that's my right! Oh hey' person."
  38. [2012-11-15 21:23:23] <guile> "Hey Kapitan. Just popping in for a minute. Who's the new guy?"
  39. [2012-11-15 21:23:55] <Grail> "He's Labombard. He can turn into a wolf thing and he's cool!"
  40. [2012-11-15 21:24:02] <Mrazycan> "Jean-Paul labombard!"
  41. [2012-11-15 21:24:14] <guile> "... Wolves are cool. Nice to meetcha."
  42. [2012-11-15 21:24:19] <Mrazycan> "...that sounded wrong"
  43. [2012-11-15 21:24:51] <Mrazycan> "not you, my name. Anyway, yeah good meeting you!"
  44. [2012-11-15 21:25:51] <guile> "Same. So, we getting drunk? 'Ganya can probably keep herself company for one night."
  45. [2012-11-15 21:26:03] <guile> "Looks like you guys got a head start without me."
  46. [2012-11-15 21:26:20] <Grail> He says, looking at the blown out wreckage of the pantry
  47. [2012-11-15 21:26:27] =-= Anap is now known as Abeo
  48. [2012-11-15 21:26:47] |<-- Falconis has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.89 [Firefox 16.0.2/20121024073032])
  49. [2012-11-15 21:26:53] <guile> "... I think there's a few stills we can still raid up in the bedrooms. We're well prepared for vodka emergencies."
  50. [2012-11-15 21:27:03] <Mrazycan> "I'm drunk enough-duke hadn't seen me in Years, an' he thinks getting medrunk is a...a..."
  51. [2012-11-15 21:27:08] <Mrazycan> Frown
  52. [2012-11-15 21:27:14] <Mrazycan> Turn to iosef
  53. [2012-11-15 21:27:30] <Mrazycan> "what's getting me drunk?"
  54. [2012-11-15 21:27:51] <guile> "... normal greeting from Duke? ... a good try?" Titus offers.
  55. [2012-11-15 21:28:40] <Grail> "We got a couple dozen gallons of vodka here...that's about it. Vlad took all his meat vodka with him. Maybe we could go to Bonzi's?"
  56. [2012-11-15 21:28:50] <Mrazycan> "nah, it starts like a... Different word for seats?"
  57. [2012-11-15 21:29:42] <guile> Didn't he use a phoenix heart to get an everflowing fountain of booze or something?
  58. [2012-11-15 21:29:59] <Abeo> Yes.
  59. [2012-11-15 21:30:10] <Abeo> Haven't checked on it since we put it there though
  60. [2012-11-15 21:30:19] <guile> He took the EVERFLOWING FOUNTAIN OF ... well, it is Vlad.
  61. [2012-11-15 21:30:30] <Grail> "Wanna check Vlad's still anyway? He was experimenting on all kinds of stuff."
  62. [2012-11-15 21:30:50] <CaptainButthead> Vlad didn't take it
  63. [2012-11-15 21:31:02] <Mrazycan> "still leftovers are great!"
  64. [2012-11-15 21:31:08] <CaptainButthead> Otherwise he would not have had a problem going dry for an hour
  65. [2012-11-15 21:31:18] <Mrazycan> Belly now person sized
  66. [2012-11-15 21:31:24] <Grail> Iosef meant just the bottles of meat vodka
  67. [2012-11-15 21:31:27] <Grail> Not the still
  68. [2012-11-15 21:31:48] <CaptainButthead> Yeah the still should be going strong
  69. [2012-11-15 21:31:56] <CaptainButthead> Plenty of people who are interested in keeping it running
  70. [2012-11-15 21:32:18] <Abeo> Everyone's enjoy magical fire booze. Nobody tells Armas.
  71. [2012-11-15 21:32:28] <Abeo> *enjoying
  72. [2012-11-15 21:32:47] <guile> "Oh yeah, let's do it."
  73. [2012-11-15 21:33:01] <guile> Titus will be letting Lammy go first, though. Because Vlad.
  74. [2012-11-15 21:33:47] <Grail> "Woohoo!"
  75. [2012-11-15 21:33:48] <Mrazycan> "
  76. [2012-11-15 21:33:58] <Mrazycan> Sees still
  77. [2012-11-15 21:34:19] <Mrazycan> "...pheonix vodka? Fuck yeah, gimme"
  78. [2012-11-15 21:34:28] <Grail> It's just pumping away
  79. [2012-11-15 21:34:36] <Grail> Two million dollar heart
  80. [2012-11-15 21:34:37] <Grail> Used to make booze
  81. [2012-11-15 21:35:42] <Mrazycan> Guzzle time
  82. [2012-11-15 21:35:44] <guile> The group stands before the ever-flowing bounty of the phoenix. $3 million dollars in magical creature components, used to make sure we never run out of booze. "You know, sometimes - just sometimes - working for the boss is pretty fucking cool," Titus comments.
  83. [2012-11-15 21:35:50] <guile> Brings a tear to a russian's eye.
  84. [2012-11-15 21:36:15] <Grail> Iosef pats Titus on the back
  85. [2012-11-15 21:36:27] <Grail> Stifles a sniffle
  86. [2012-11-15 21:37:56] <Mrazycan> More guzzling
  87. [2012-11-15 21:38:19] <Grail> Iosef grabs a mug and dips it in
  88. [2012-11-15 21:38:32] <Grail> Drains it
  89. [2012-11-15 21:38:38] <Grail> "...Smokey."
  90. [2012-11-15 21:39:13] <guile> "Well then! We have magic booze, the larder looks like it was attacked by a panzer division, and the boss won't be home for a while. All in favor of heading out to somewhere new? I've only ever been to Bonzi's once, or I heard this one story about this bar bathroom that tried to eat the boss and Camella..."
  91. [2012-11-15 21:39:56] <Mrazycan> "bonzi's!"
  92. [2012-11-15 21:40:09] <guile> It sometimes takes a few minutes for Titus to shift gears from Responsible Guy to Off The Clock. Booze helps. Speaking of... glug, glug, glug. He has some catching up to do.
  93. [2012-11-15 21:40:15] <Mrazycan> "great food and drink! I'm buying!"
  94. [2012-11-15 21:40:25] <guile> We need to find a way to strap the still to Lammy
  95. [2012-11-15 21:40:48] <Grail> Iosef is loudly chanting something about partying
  96. [2012-11-15 21:40:57] <Grail> It's like the Russian version of a zombie moan
  97. [2012-11-15 21:41:00] <Mrazycan> [will spend five mil hedonistically, not even joking. Prepare yourselves]
  98. [2012-11-15 21:41:07] <Grail> Calling out any one who is in the house to join the swarm
  99. [2012-11-15 21:41:48] <guile> Send out... THE RUSSIAN CALL.
  100. [2012-11-15 21:42:49] <guile> "BOOZER WITH THE LADS!"
  101. [2012-11-15 21:42:54] <Grail> This is Bagga's/Adib's/anyone else's cue to join in.
  102. [2012-11-15 21:42:59] <guile> Wait, no, that's ... someone else.
  103. [2012-11-15 21:43:03] <guile> Irish?
  104. [2012-11-15 21:43:06] <PriceisMagic> Armas gets home to find everyone passed out on the floor with dozans of hookers every where with mountains of drugs
  105. [2012-11-15 21:43:20] <Ironybot> Hedonism and debauchery? Satai is there.
  106. [2012-11-15 21:43:59] <Grail> "Hey it's Satai! Hi!"
  107. [2012-11-15 21:44:40] <guile> "Weren't you, like, unconscious?" Titus nods solemnly. "Truly, the power of booze is great."
  108. [2012-11-15 21:44:43] <Juroko> Hearing the call for a drink, a turkish teenager pokes his head into the room... and then notices the room.. and Lammy.. and the lack of cookies.
  109. [2012-11-15 21:45:02] <Ironybot> [Satai] "Evening. You're going out?"
  110. [2012-11-15 21:45:51] <Mrazycan> "wait, Sarai? I heard about this guy! He rapes mind shadows... Mindrapes shadows, haha!"
  111. [2012-11-15 21:46:08] <Ironybot> [Satai] "That's next week, actually."
  112. [2012-11-15 21:46:18] <Mrazycan> "yeah I'm paying for fun for everyone, and I'm richer than any frenchman should be!"
  113. [2012-11-15 21:46:59] <Grail> Iosef grabs the vampire and starts lifting him in the air like a prop and starts walking to the door
  114. [2012-11-15 21:47:03] <Ironybot> [Satai] "Oh? Thanks in advance, then. You are...?"
  115. [2012-11-15 21:47:09] <Mrazycan> "I heard your brain kicked a bunch of shadow butt though!"
  116. [2012-11-15 21:47:35] <Mrazycan> "Paul-baptiste Labombard!"
  117. [2012-11-15 21:47:36] <guile> Iosef walks away carrying Bagga underarm?
  118. [2012-11-15 21:47:39] <Mrazycan> Frown
  119. [2012-11-15 21:47:47] <Grail> Underarm?
  120. [2012-11-15 21:47:47] <Grail> No
  121. [2012-11-15 21:47:48] <Mrazycan> "still sounds off..."
  122. [2012-11-15 21:47:50] <Ironybot> [Satai] "Dubiously accurate. Who told you that?"
  123. [2012-11-15 21:47:51] <Grail> He's lifting him over his head
  124. [2012-11-15 21:47:58] <guile> "You'll figure it out eventually," Titus assures Lammy.
  125. [2012-11-15 21:48:07] <Grail> And shouting "WOOHOO!"
  126. [2012-11-15 21:48:27] <Mrazycan> "like, buncha shadows! Shadows love loup garou!"
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  131. [2012-11-15 21:49:20] <Ironybot> Blink. [Satai] "Oh? I'd like to hear more about that... but perhaps when we're not going out."
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  133. [2012-11-15 21:49:54] <Juroko> As Bagga is trying to sort out what is happening and who the new person is, Bagga is hoisted in the air like a sack of potatoes. His mirrored soul is showing various images of confusion as he tries to make sense of things.. the poor newbie.
  134. [2012-11-15 21:50:10] <guile> "I have honestly not heard that before," Titus chips in. "'Course, what I know about loup garou could be tattooed onto the Old Man's shriveled cock."
  135. [2012-11-15 21:50:46] <Mrazycan> "sure! Heh, bet you wanna have my pain too, like those mind shadows right? I got bunches!"
  136. [2012-11-15 21:50:58] <Mrazycan> Belly now only looks pottish
  137. [2012-11-15 21:51:33] <Grail> Iosef briefly takes a pause from his cry to party
  138. [2012-11-15 21:51:37] <Grail> "What van are we taking?"
  139. [2012-11-15 21:52:28] <guile> I will be disappointed if Bagga doesnt end up looing like the guy in the doctor's coat by the end of the night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y&feature=BFa&list=PLC047EB34415A74CE
  140. [2012-11-15 21:52:28] <Classhole> LOOK AT THIS SHIT: Вечеринка ГОП FM
  141. [2012-11-15 21:53:06] <Ironybot> [Satai] "Your- are you offering? I'm actually interested in significantly more than just pain, if you don't mind losing it. Any sort of misery, despair, agony, trauma, disappointment..." Satai shrugs. "Not the sort of thing I ever thought I'd be collecting, but I'll take it all."
  142. [2012-11-15 21:53:10] <guile> "You know..." Titus says meditatively. "I've heard tanks are actually street-legal here."
  143. [2012-11-15 21:53:18] <Juroko> Please guile, he had Gianni mods. He'd look far more FABULOUS
  144. [2012-11-15 21:53:53] <guile> "I wonder if Dmitrii is around."
  145. [2012-11-15 21:54:18] <Grail> "No...he went to Italy."
  146. [2012-11-15 21:54:36] <Grail> "You'd like Dmitrii, he buys drugs for Duke!"
  147. [2012-11-15 21:55:22] <guile> "I wonder where we keep the keys, then. How hard can driving a tank be?" Titus needs more of that magical alcohol, move over Lammy. "Quartermaster? Any idea?"
  148. [2012-11-15 21:55:35] <Ironybot> [Satai] "We're not taking the tank."
  149. [2012-11-15 21:55:53] <Grail> "I can't fit in the tank."
  150. [2012-11-15 21:55:58] <guile> Titus sighs. "We're never gonna find a use for that thing."
  151. [2012-11-15 21:56:05] <Mrazycan> To Sarai: "I got shittons of all of those! Having my dick rot off isn't even the worst shit this year! I got like, a masters in bad juju and shorty vibes!"
  152. [2012-11-15 21:56:40] <Ironybot> [Satai] "If Armas put a fraction of the money into the tank that he puts into his other projects, we'd be using it already- but failing that, probably not."
  153. [2012-11-15 21:57:16] <Grail> Iosef has acquired van keys
  154. [2012-11-15 21:57:16] <Grail> If no one stops him he will be the driver
  155. [2012-11-15 21:57:24] <Mrazycan> "why not roof-hop to bonzi's?"
  156. [2012-11-15 21:58:04] <Ironybot> [Satai] "If you're giving them away, I'd be glad to take them- but this isn't the time, I think. I would rather take the time to do it carefully and am no master at memory transfer and analysis as yet. Perhaps tomorrow?"
  157. [2012-11-15 22:00:18] <guile> "Sorry." Points at self. "Pretty bog-standard human. My Reinforcement isn't THAT good."
  158. [2012-11-15 22:00:40] <guile> We can jump, what, about our own height>?
  159. [2012-11-15 22:00:42] <Mrazycan> "sure, I gotta work off dukes best shot at making me drink myself to death anyway... Where sid he even find a kameosa with transcendent king's spirit wine?"
  160. [2012-11-15 22:00:47] <Mrazycan> Burp
  161. [2012-11-15 22:01:05] <guile> "That's a good question. I think the boss is still waiting for his."
  162. [2012-11-15 22:01:58] <Grail> "I can carry you Titus!"
  163. [2012-11-15 22:02:10] <Grail> "It shouldn't be that hard."
  164. [2012-11-15 22:02:18] <Mrazycan> "I can carry everyone!"
  165. [2012-11-15 22:02:22] <CaptainButthead> (Carry him like a bride over the threshold)
  166. [2012-11-15 22:02:37] <Mrazycan> Cue bearhug from sudden bus-sized werewolf arms
  167. [2012-11-15 22:02:45] <Mrazycan> Very fuzzy
  168. [2012-11-15 22:02:53] <Juroko> (Is he going to carry Bagga AND Titus?)
  169. [2012-11-15 22:03:03] <Mrazycan> Everyone
  170. [2012-11-15 22:04:01] <Grail> Iosef wonders how he want from carrier to being carried, but he's lazy so this is awesome
  171. [2012-11-15 22:04:14] <Ironybot> [Satai] "One moment, please. I'd like to fetch something before we go." Quickly vanishes off if possible.
  172. [2012-11-15 22:04:34] <Mrazycan> Doorframe, prepare yourself!
  173. [2012-11-15 22:05:00] <Mrazycan> Nope Sarai, unless you can teleport or shit
  174. [2012-11-15 22:05:11] <Ironybot> Thus the "if possible".
  175. [2012-11-15 22:05:15] <Mrazycan> Lammy is at max drunken belligerence
  176. [2012-11-15 22:05:24] <Abeo> Who was he going to bring?
  177. [2012-11-15 22:05:34] <Grail> Everyone
  178. [2012-11-15 22:05:37] <Ironybot> Everyone in the room, apparently.
  179. [2012-11-15 22:05:41] <Grail> Igor can be there
  180. [2012-11-15 22:05:41] <Abeo> I meant Satai
  181. [2012-11-15 22:05:42] <Mrazycan> Everyone that showed up
  182. [2012-11-15 22:05:54] <Grail> There was a drunken Russian call
  183. [2012-11-15 22:06:03] <Abeo> Igor's there then, why not.
  184. [2012-11-15 22:06:17] <Juroko> As Bagga finally comes to his senses, he finds the person carrying him being carried. Well, at least he is going to get OH GODS DOOR FRAME.
  185. [2012-11-15 22:06:42] <guile> Who takes a header on the door frame going through?
  186. [2012-11-15 22:06:57] <guile> .choose Titus, Satai, Bagga, Igor, Iosef, Lammy somehow
  187. [2012-11-15 22:06:57] <Classhole> guile: Bagga
  188. [2012-11-15 22:07:02] <CaptainButthead> THOCK
  189. [2012-11-15 22:07:05] <Juroko> .dice 1d10
  190. [2012-11-15 22:07:05] <Classhole> Juroko: Average(3.00) Total(3) Rolled(1d10=3)
  191. [2012-11-15 22:07:14] <Juroko> NO IBRUHEM SAVE FOR HIM!\
  192. [2012-11-15 22:07:31] <Abeo> Wouldn't have worked anyway, he's not on the ground
  193. [2012-11-15 22:07:40] <Ironybot> He doesn't have to be on the ground.
  194. [2012-11-15 22:07:52] <Grail> He needs stuff that isn't air
  195. [2012-11-15 22:07:55] <Ironybot> He could just channel the kinetic energy into Labombard.
  196. [2012-11-15 22:08:12] <CaptainButthead> .choose Lights out, Giant goose egg on his forehead, blood on the brain oh god I'm blind, cracked skull, missing teef
  197. [2012-11-15 22:08:13] <Classhole> CaptainButthead: cracked skull
  198. [2012-11-15 22:08:21] <Abeo> I was under the impression that rookie use required a standing surface
  199. [2012-11-15 22:08:21] <CaptainButthead> There you go
  200. [2012-11-15 22:08:42] <Mrazycan> So, I run down the street at about sixty mph, carrying Russians in giant furry arms
  201. [2012-11-15 22:08:50] <Ironybot> Okay.
  202. [2012-11-15 22:08:50] <Mrazycan> Thankfully, it's wee hours
  203. [2012-11-15 22:09:03] <Mrazycan> I run us all to bonzi's
  204. [2012-11-15 22:09:07] <Abeo> Igor doesn't know what the hell.
  205. [2012-11-15 22:09:24] <Mrazycan> And proceed to start throwing money at bar
  206. [2012-11-15 22:09:29] <Mrazycan> "party time!"
  207. [2012-11-15 22:09:35] <Grail> Iosef fist bumps with anyone who will fist bump
  208. [2012-11-15 22:09:55] <guile> Iosef starts looking sad he isn't getting a fist bump, so Titus complies
  209. [2012-11-15 22:09:56] <Mrazycan> Lammy will tale that!
  210. [2012-11-15 22:10:09] <Grail> Aww yeah double fist bump
  211. [2012-11-15 22:10:21] <Juroko> Once Bagga gets a bottle of some healing blood to heal the fracture, he'll be happy to accept the fist bump.
  212. [2012-11-15 22:10:31] <Grail> Magical nachos, Iosef is getting him some of those
  213. [2012-11-15 22:10:37] <guile> Giant demonish guy and loup garou fistbump. Titus's hand is presumably hurting
  214. [2012-11-15 22:10:42] <guile> Blood nachos?
  215. [2012-11-15 22:10:57] <Juroko> Then it's blood pudding and blood sausage and a nice fruity blood number~
  216. [2012-11-15 22:11:00] <Grail> All nachos
  217. [2012-11-15 22:11:22] <guile> Blood, with bloody mary spices and a little mai tai umbrella
  218. [2012-11-15 22:11:34] <Mrazycan> Lammy getting steak
  219. [2012-11-15 22:11:41] <Mrazycan> And froglets
  220. [2012-11-15 22:11:42] <Mrazycan> No
  221. [2012-11-15 22:11:48] <Juroko> He's even got one of those silly straws.
  222. [2012-11-15 22:11:54] <Mrazycan> Giant demon toad leg steak
  223. [2012-11-15 22:12:07] <Abeo> Igor's getting normal steak.
  224. [2012-11-15 22:12:36] <guile> Armascorp diets are pretty heavy on the meat. Titus is going for veggies. Maybe something pickled.
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  226. [2012-11-15 22:13:09] <Mrazycan> Gotta be a thing
  227. [2012-11-15 22:13:09] <Mrazycan> And basilisk skirt steak
  228. [2012-11-15 22:13:09] <Mrazycan> Oh, they have poison shakes here? There was this place in italy that made 'em, had some waaaau back... Anyone know?
  229. [2012-11-15 22:13:13] <Grail> "Hey Titus, how is your tree friend?"
  230. [2012-11-15 22:13:34] <Grail> Poison Panacea.
  231. [2012-11-15 22:13:57] <Mrazycan> That shit!
  232. [2012-11-15 22:14:36] <CaptainButthead> [Bonzi] "Nay, 'tis a specialty of the Kraken, and he gets a mite irritable with those who copy him."
  233. [2012-11-15 22:14:55] <guile> "She's been weird lately. Like, clingy. If I don't show up for a few days, she probably trapped me in the Realm of Storms again."
  234. [2012-11-15 22:15:26] <guile> Yes, weird. For a lightning goddess in a dryad tree.
  235. [2012-11-15 22:15:44] <CaptainButthead> [Bonzi] "I believe in keeping good relations with others in the same line. But we do have a mighty impressive collection of spirit spirits."
  236. [2012-11-15 22:16:32] <guile> "Is it racist to ask for a Green Fairy?" Titus wonders.
  237. [2012-11-15 22:16:41] <Mrazycan> "okay. Shit. What's your most insane drink tonight bonzi my man?"
  238. [2012-11-15 22:17:06] <Ironybot> Satai will grab a magical mixed appetizer and move to talk with a pair of... someone roll me out a half-dozen supernatural woman types that Satai has probably slept with at some point... and invites them to join the table, because no night out is complete without ladies.
  239. [2012-11-15 22:17:25] <Grail> "She trapped you in the what now?"
  240. [2012-11-15 22:18:03] <Mrazycan> "haha, she sounds like kazadora. So clingey."
  241. [2012-11-15 22:19:53] <Juroko> As Bagga finishes off the sausage and downs another fruity number, he scratches the spot where he got bonked. "Ya know, why do they always send people to scary sounding realms? Why can't there be a realm of fluffy kittens or something?"
  242. [2012-11-15 22:20:35] <Mrazycan> "how about sex realms?"
  243. [2012-11-15 22:22:12] <Grail> Iosef starts making moves on the (whatever the fuck magical woman) Satai shifted to the table
  244. [2012-11-15 22:22:17] <guile> .choose siren, pixie, female hag, rusalki, lamia, harionago, la llorona, Baba Yaga
  245. [2012-11-15 22:22:18] <Classhole> guile: lamia
  246. [2012-11-15 22:22:21] <Juroko> Bagga gives a nod at that as he's sipping his drink. "Sex realms would be nice, but it could be weird too I guess."
  247. [2012-11-15 22:22:58] <Ironybot> Hags and Baba Yaga? What do you think Satai does with his time?
  248. [2012-11-15 22:23:06] <Abeo> All the ladies
  249. [2012-11-15 22:23:10] <guile> "Yeah, uh... turns out, have you ever wondered if there's a dimension devoted just to sentient lightning bolts?"
  250. [2012-11-15 22:23:11] <CaptainButthead> [Bonzi] "Craziest drink? Well... I've got something rare indeed. A shot made with the fluid from the eye of a mad seer, the oracle of Tatenokai, Yukio Mishima."
  251. [2012-11-15 22:23:18] <Mrazycan> "wowed sex is only wierd at the beginning kid"
  252. [2012-11-15 22:23:26] <CaptainButthead> [Bonzi] "I'll not be held responsible for whatever happens if you drink it."
  253. [2012-11-15 22:23:41] <Mrazycan> "sold bonzi. Gimme."
  254. [2012-11-15 22:23:56] <Mrazycan> Snort shot
  255. [2012-11-15 22:24:03] <CaptainButthead> The leprechaun pushes a gooey looking shot your way
  256. [2012-11-15 22:24:06] <guile> Okay, lemme try some others
  257. [2012-11-15 22:24:24] <Juroko> He nods. "I was thinkin' more of different stuff. I mean, if it's the sex dimension, it's ALL types of sex."
  258. [2012-11-15 22:25:20] <Mrazycan> ...fuck
  259. [2012-11-15 22:25:22] <Mrazycan> Battery
  260. [2012-11-15 22:25:25] <Ironybot> Satai laughs. "Better be ready to live a little if you go there, then! The magical world is all about broadening your horizons."
  261. [2012-11-15 22:25:32] <guile> .choose elf, vampire, gorgon, succubus, dwarf
  262. [2012-11-15 22:25:33] <Classhole> guile: dwarf
  263. [2012-11-15 22:25:36] <Mrazycan> Welp, five mil party
  264. [2012-11-15 22:25:40] <Mrazycan> Have at it
  265. [2012-11-15 22:25:50] <guile> Also, Iosef, you just hit on a girl that's half made out of lion. So have fun with that.
  266. [2012-11-15 22:25:58] <Mrazycan> See you fools later
  267. [2012-11-15 22:26:04] <guile> Seeya
  268. [2012-11-15 22:26:04] <Grail> See you
  269. [2012-11-15 22:26:10] <Grail> Lamia? Isn't that half snake?
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  271. [2012-11-15 22:26:32] <Ironybot> ([notSatai] "They might be half lions, but they're all tiger in the sack.")
  272. [2012-11-15 22:27:02] <guile> depends on the myth. Greek lamia is snake, I think
  273. [2012-11-15 22:27:11] <Grail> I'm going to with snake
  274. [2012-11-15 22:27:17] <Abeo> Probably different sub-species
  275. [2012-11-15 22:27:33] <Grail> And Iosef is involved in some sort of weird constricting ritual right now
  276. [2012-11-15 22:27:36] <Juroko> "True.. true.." Bagga gives a nod as his face blushes and his eyes wander. Oddly enough, it's less looking at the gals and more the guys.
  277. [2012-11-15 22:27:37] <Ironybot> Still sexy enough for our purposes.
  278. [2012-11-15 22:27:41] <Grail> He's giving the thumbs up though
  279. [2012-11-15 22:28:54] <guile> The lion lamia is from one of the fertile crescent cultures
  280. [2012-11-15 22:29:16] <guile> mesopotamia, assyria, something like that
  281. [2012-11-15 22:29:17] <Abeo> Igor's really taking his time with that steak. Just enjoying that flavour.
  282. [2012-11-15 22:30:50] <guile> Oh, and I forgot I was gonna stick Lamashtu or Dimme in there. Assyrian goddess of plague and disease and death
  283. [2012-11-15 22:30:53] <Grail> Iosef's head pops out of the coiled tail "So wait, how long did she leave there?"
  284. [2012-11-15 22:31:48] <guile> The kind of STD she would give you would be the talk of the watercooler until Armas does something retarded again
  285. [2012-11-15 22:32:29] <Grail> "And what do you even do inside a place full of living lightening bolts?"
  286. [2012-11-15 22:32:39] <Ironybot> Yeah, but if there's only one goddess, then the highest-tier one at the table takes her, which means Labombard.
  287. [2012-11-15 22:32:55] <Ironybot> He could probably tank that like nobody's business and just keep going.
  288. [2012-11-15 22:33:21] <Ironybot> Unless she came with, I don't know, plague maidens or something.
  289. [2012-11-15 22:33:41] <Ironybot> Then there's disease for everyone.
  290. [2012-11-15 22:33:49] <Abeo> Hawt.
  291. [2012-11-15 22:34:19] <guile> "Mostly? Try not to panic, stay under the tree, and try to get her to take me back. Apparently her leaves suck up lightning bolts like nobody's business."
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  293. [2012-11-15 22:35:01] <guile> "Also, there was a story competition involved. That was kind of weird."
  294. [2012-11-15 22:35:14] <Grail> "Story competiton?"
  295. [2012-11-15 22:35:33] <Grail> Iosef is wondering if Igor is going make moves on the dwarf
  296. [2012-11-15 22:35:33] <Grail> He thinks it'd be funny if they did
  297. [2012-11-15 22:35:49] <Grail> he*
  298. [2012-11-15 22:35:55] <Grail> They'd make beautiful armor together
  299. [2012-11-15 22:36:17] <guile> Actually, I've forgotten most of that adventure. I suspect I might have been drunk.
  300. [2012-11-15 22:36:24] <Ironybot> [Satai] "Sounds like you should probably look into getting a less crazy benefactor- or at least finding ways to handle the one you have." There is a girl with a serpent tail on Satai's lap and he's feeding her shots with a hand in her shirt. How did that happen?
  301. [2012-11-15 22:37:25] <guile> Nice. 'Mmm, look at the finish on that bronze breastplate... oh by Smith the Forger, laddie, the AC bonus on that pauldron...! The rivets! The rivets..... !"
  302. [2012-11-15 22:38:40] <Juroko> (SEX IS LIKE RIVETING!)
  303. [2012-11-15 22:38:43] <CaptainButthead> (Labombard just drank a shot made from the eye-juices of a prohpet who founded a muscleboy cult dedicated to the Emeperor of Japan.)
  304. [2012-11-15 22:38:59] <Grail> Iosef whispers to the dwarf that his friend, and he points to Igor, is checking her out.
  305. [2012-11-15 22:39:01] <PriceisMagic> (No he snorted it)
  306. [2012-11-15 22:39:08] <CaptainButthead> (He consumed it)
  307. [2012-11-15 22:39:08] <Grail> Igor, you now have a dwarf.
  308. [2012-11-15 22:39:56] <Grail> Iosef returns to macking on the lamia.
  309. [2012-11-15 22:39:57] <Abeo> Igor's finishing up his steak.
  310. [2012-11-15 22:40:07] <Abeo> Then... dwarf. What.
  311. [2012-11-15 22:40:29] <guile> Titus shrugs. "Probably should have thought of that before she learned where I live... and I learned she has minions."
  312. [2012-11-15 22:42:23] <Abeo> Igor isn't intoxicated enough to speak to women.
  313. [2012-11-15 22:42:34] <Ironybot> [Satai] "Minions?" He talks to Titus... but he's mostly looking at the snake woman, except while he's speaking the actual word.
  314. [2012-11-15 22:42:38] <Abeo> He quickly orders a couple shots of... shots.
  315. [2012-11-15 22:42:57] <guile> wish I could find a pic of the dwarf princess from the Id manhua
  316. [2012-11-15 22:43:06] <Ironybot> Man, Igor's not intoxicated enough to talk to women, and Bagga's not intoxicated enough to talk to men... drink more!
  317. [2012-11-15 22:43:29] <Grail> Five million dollar party
  318. [2012-11-15 22:43:32] <Grail> You are drunk enough whenever you want to be drunk enough
  319. [2012-11-15 22:44:31] <Juroko> Bagga is drinking enough that he now casually looking at the rear of a minotaur. That beefcake man.
  320. [2012-11-15 22:45:02] <Abeo> Oh man, he totally ignored her and started drinking. He feels so awkward.
  321. [2012-11-15 22:45:08] <Abeo> He orders two more shots.
  322. [2012-11-15 22:45:47] <Abeo> And... and a drink for the lady! Yeah.
  323. [2012-11-15 22:46:09] <guile> Titus waves his arms in the air, trying to think of a way to describe the Storm Seeds. "It's kinda like... if the ruskaly..." http://www.wizards.com/global/images/mtgcom_arcana_687_pic1_en.jpg
  324. [2012-11-15 22:46:20] <guile> "... were gushy preteen girls."
  325. [2012-11-15 22:47:06] <Grail> "Your life is weird, Titus."
  326. [2012-11-15 22:47:07] <Ironybot> "What."
  327. [2012-11-15 22:47:20] <Grail> He says, feeling up a half snake woman
  328. [2012-11-15 22:47:51] <Ironybot> Hey, she's of age.
  329. [2012-11-15 22:48:14] <Abeo> "So, uh. Hey." Igor is awkwardly attempting to converse with the dwarf.
  330. [2012-11-15 22:48:16] <Grail> Was talking about Iosef
  331. [2012-11-15 22:48:25] <guile> "Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction. On the upside, they didn't actually attempt to rape me! Because they were under the impression that I owned 'Ganya."
  332. [2012-11-15 22:48:25] <Grail> But Satai and him are both going at snake girls
  333. [2012-11-15 22:48:32] <Grail> So Iosef fist bumps Satai
  334. [2012-11-15 22:48:52] <Ironybot> Lovely, lovely snake girls. Satai's hands are busy, but Iosef somehow gets the sense that his fist was bumped.
  335. [2012-11-15 22:49:24] <guile> Titus looks meditative. "That probably should have clued me in that Naming an ancient creature of magic is kind of like a wedding without a ring."
  336. [2012-11-15 22:50:22] <guile> I am pleasantly surprised that googling 'snake girl' didn't pull up anything creepier than http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/snake-girl-734821.jpg
  337. [2012-11-15 22:50:49] <Juroko> Bagga is now scanning a elf. Is that a guy or a girl- wait, I have blood monitoring, yeah that's a guy.
  338. [2012-11-15 22:51:03] <guile> It's an Elf. Doesn't matter.
  339. [2012-11-15 22:51:24] <Grail> Bagga learns there may be truth to the big ears addage.
  340. [2012-11-15 22:51:41] <guile> Titus places a comforting hand on Bagga's shoulder. "Don't worry my boy, it's not gay if it's with an Elf. True story."
  341. [2012-11-15 22:51:53] <Ironybot> [Satai] "Maybe for some of them, but I'm pretty sure they don't all see it that way. That said, if you're got a clingy girlfriend, at least tell me the sex is electric." He chuckles. "Sorry, that was awful."
  342. [2012-11-15 22:52:55] <guile> Titus snorts out a laugh at that. "I'll let you know."
  343. [2012-11-15 22:53:14] <Grail> "How does that even work?"
  344. [2012-11-15 22:53:51] <guile> "What, Elf sex? Well, see, first you need to talk to them..."
  345. [2012-11-15 22:54:08] <Grail> "No, no, no, the tree."
  346. [2012-11-15 22:55:15] <guile> "Good question; like I said, I'll let you know. There's probably a chakra orientation out there for the purpose, humans being like they are."
  347. [2012-11-15 22:55:30] <guile> man, THATs what I sud have taken as my second orientation!
  348. [2012-11-15 22:55:39] <guile> being able to touch the immaterial.
  349. [2012-11-15 22:56:41] <Ironybot> [Satai] "Pff, don't use chakra for that! It'll kill your stamina! And you need stamina to keep up with the ladies." Kissing snake girl after that one. "Buy something, or use a ritual, something like that."
  350. [2012-11-15 22:57:26] <Juroko> Taking the words to heart. After all, he's not gay if it's a elf. Even one with a nice long rapier. Sure enough he heads over and begins chatting with said endowed elf.
  351. [2012-11-15 22:58:23] <Abeo> Igor appears to be floundering in his conversation with the dwarf. Or maybe that's just the best he does socially, hard to tell.
  352. [2012-11-15 22:58:41] <Grail> She's taling to Igor about her clan and stuff
  353. [2012-11-15 22:59:10] <Grail> Can't stop talking, she's worse than Lyubov
  354. [2012-11-15 22:59:13] <guile> All that begetting and lines of succession... it's basically foreplay to a dwarf.
  355. [2012-11-15 22:59:35] <guile> Just don't get her on the topic of mushroom farming, man
  356. [2012-11-15 22:59:44] <Grail> You now know that Ulfgar redbeard had a LOT of daughters
  357. [2012-11-15 23:00:18] <Ironybot> And the shots with metal filings in them- Igor keeps buying them for her! Little does he know of its implications in dwarven custom.
  358. [2012-11-15 23:01:05] <Grail> Meanwhile the elf is dancing
  359. [2012-11-15 23:01:11] <Grail> Bagga got caught on the dance floor
  360. [2012-11-15 23:01:51] <Juroko> It's a good thing Bagga had his flexability improved, his moves are much more fluid now.
  361. [2012-11-15 23:02:03] <Grail> He is currently stuck betwixt the elf and a minotaur in a pink half shirt
  362. [2012-11-15 23:02:30] <Ironybot> They're encouraging him to be very, very... fluid.
  363. [2012-11-15 23:03:07] <Grail> The music is almost muffled to Bagga's ears
  364. [2012-11-15 23:03:13] <Juroko> The encouragement is recieved. He shall not half ass his dancing potential!
  365. [2012-11-15 23:03:54] <guile> Good thing they're not drinking out of polished stone steins, or after the third drink they'd be married.
  366. [2012-11-15 23:04:04] <guile> He must full ass his dancing potential, aye
  367. [2012-11-15 23:04:34] <guile> Oh, wait, she brought her own mug. That's ... nice.
  368. [2012-11-15 23:04:54] <Grail> She has two of them...
  369. [2012-11-15 23:04:59] <Grail> What will Igor do?
  370. [2012-11-15 23:05:26] <Juroko> Indeed! He will use his full ass with his dance moves! Shake that rump!
  371. [2012-11-15 23:06:07] <Abeo> Igor thinks he's all suave when he accepts using the mug. So gentlemanly, or so he thinks.
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  373. [2012-11-15 23:07:53] <Grail> It's heavy
  374. [2012-11-15 23:08:02] <Grail> Does he fill it up with a drink?
  375. [2012-11-15 23:08:27] <Abeo> He waits to see what she does first. Man he's glad he has Reinforcement, probably couldn't lift it otherwise.
  376. [2012-11-15 23:08:52] <guile> I can't decide which picture is more appropriate
  377. [2012-11-15 23:09:13] <guile> guess which one is the dwarf? http://1stgenband.com/news/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/dbc7a_reg_1024.gaga.weddingdress.mh.080812.jpg
  378. [2012-11-15 23:09:20] <guile> or http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/092011/small_sean%20connery%20wedding%20dress.jpg
  379. [2012-11-15 23:09:48] <Grail> She fills it with an amber fluid
  380. [2012-11-15 23:09:56] <Abeo> .choose mustache, no mustache
  381. [2012-11-15 23:09:56] <Classhole> Abeo: mustache
  382. [2012-11-15 23:09:59] <Abeo> Hahaha
  383. [2012-11-15 23:10:00] <Grail> It almost looks like molten metal in the light
  384. [2012-11-15 23:10:11] <Grail> Some of it gets trapped in her mustache
  385. [2012-11-15 23:10:33] <Juroko> Yes, Bagga is in the grove! Truely he is enjoying the dance with the endowed elf and the minotaur in the pink shirt.
  386. [2012-11-15 23:10:42] <Abeo> He'll got some of that then. Maybe he can drink it?
  387. [2012-11-15 23:10:57] <Grail> "Hey Satai, did you know these girls are twins!?"
  388. [2012-11-15 23:11:15] <Grail> He says referencing the snake girls
  389. [2012-11-15 23:12:15] <Ironybot> Satai disentangles his head from the woman twisted around him a remarkable number of times to look at his companions briefly. [Satai] "That's not what that word means, Iosef. You don't want to know." He smirks briefly, then blinks at Igor. [Satai] "Hey. Only one of those per night. And learn more about dwarves. Seriously." Then back to being covered in lamia. That tail is... long, and...
  390. [2012-11-15 23:12:15] <Ironybot> ...wrapped around him a number of times that would probably be considered profoundly unhealthy were a mundane constrictor doing it.
  391. [2012-11-15 23:12:46] <Ironybot> And it keeps... is that legal in a bar!?
  392. [2012-11-15 23:13:22] <Abeo> Igor's confused as to what Satai meant but he's a smart guy so he follows the advice.
  393. [2012-11-15 23:13:35] <guile> http://jungianwork.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/minotaur-theseus-2.jpg?w=300&h=277
  394. [2012-11-15 23:13:38] <Grail> Aww poor Igor, he only now sees the runic script in the glass
  395. [2012-11-15 23:13:45] <Grail> It was covered by ale
  396. [2012-11-15 23:13:46] <Abeo> Learning about dwarves from the dwarf lady makes sense, right?
  397. [2012-11-15 23:14:02] <Grail> He can't tell what it says, but it looks important.
  398. [2012-11-15 23:14:51] <Abeo> He can ask the dwarf lady about it!
  399. [2012-11-15 23:15:06] <Abeo> Bluntly, and with no tact.
  400. [2012-11-15 23:15:20] <Grail> She looks annoyed
  401. [2012-11-15 23:15:48] <Grail> And starts saying things like 'how dare you come on to her and then play stupid like this, she thought you were special'
  402. [2012-11-15 23:15:53] <Ironybot> Bagga finds himself being pulled off the dance floor and urged toward a booth on the other side of the bar by the minotaur.
  403. [2012-11-15 23:16:19] <Grail> Femdwarf pours ale on Igor
  404. [2012-11-15 23:16:23] <Grail> And leaves
  405. [2012-11-15 23:16:29] <Abeo> Aw. Aw man. What.
  406. [2012-11-15 23:17:27] <Abeo> Igor is extremely confused.
  407. [2012-11-15 23:17:30] <Juroko> Well, that's a friendly fellow. Maybe he wants to talk? He certainly seems nice.
  408. [2012-11-15 23:17:44] <Ironybot> Also, the minotaur is offering him drinks. Something pale green and sparkly inside, with a twist of vivid scarlet that smells like delicious blood.
  409. [2012-11-15 23:17:52] <Grail> He is also covered in dwarven marital ale
  410. [2012-11-15 23:18:10] <Grail> Shirt is all sorts of soaked
  411. [2012-11-15 23:18:23] <guile> Luckily, dwarven marital ale is the best cologne for...
  412. [2012-11-15 23:18:55] <Ironybot> (IF you sic the plague goddess on him I will laugh so hard.)
  413. [2012-11-15 23:19:32] <Abeo> Igor degectedly starts walking back over the the table the other guys are at from the section of the bar the dwarf had pulled him over to.
  414. [2012-11-15 23:20:26] <Grail> Iosef pauses from his motorboating "Aw man, sorry dude. She had a mustache anyway. You'll be fine."
  415. [2012-11-15 23:20:30] <Grail> And returns to his duties
  416. [2012-11-15 23:20:51] <Abeo> He seems a little cheered up by that.
  417. [2012-11-15 23:21:02] <Ironybot> As he walks, Igor notices more dwarves watching him. Holy crap, he did not think there were that many dwarves in this bar. How did he miss them before?
  418. [2012-11-15 23:21:34] <Abeo> He waves nervously and gauges their reaction.
  419. [2012-11-15 23:21:52] <Ironybot> They're... enigmatically dwarven. Shit.
  420. [2012-11-15 23:21:55] <Juroko> Hmmm.. mysterious green and red drink that looks tasty? He gives it a bit of a sniff before sipping it. Well, at least the others are there if it's something bad, right?
  421. [2012-11-15 23:22:09] <guile> .choose Brownie, Ninkasi, Finnish Maiden of the North, Radegast, Sekhmet, Satanaya, Lord of the Dance, Lamashtu
  422. [2012-11-15 23:22:10] <Classhole> guile: Radegast
  423. [2012-11-15 23:23:22] <Grail> Titus feels left out
  424. [2012-11-15 23:23:24] <Ironybot> (Guile, that's hilarious but can we not bring actual gods into this? Stage the power down an order of magnitude or so.)
  425. [2012-11-15 23:23:36] <Grail> He is the lone man at the table
  426. [2012-11-15 23:23:38] <guile> Yeah, sorry about that
  427. [2012-11-15 23:24:26] <guile> I was so looking forward to Igor being consoled by a man with a fantastic beard and a horned animal headdress. 'Women, huh?'
  428. [2012-11-15 23:24:34] <guile> lets see what else we got
  429. [2012-11-15 23:24:40] <Abeo> Damnit dwarves being all... dwarfy.
  430. [2012-11-15 23:25:06] <Grail> Titus, in lieu of being able to pick up women, sees some bar games being played in the corner
  431. [2012-11-15 23:25:19] <Abeo> He's just standing there, pondering approaching the swarves.
  432. [2012-11-15 23:25:24] <Grail> There's a ...thing with knives for fingers playing pokey stabby
  433. [2012-11-15 23:25:27] <Abeo> *dwarves.
  434. [2012-11-15 23:25:46] <Juroko> YEs, Bagga is having that drink.
  435. [2012-11-15 23:25:52] <Ironybot> The sparkly green drink is... wow. That's really... it reminds Bagga of heartsblood, but instead of giving him tons of energy to use this is giving him tons of energy that's just... there, and it wants him to be doing something to get rid of it and holy shit this is trippy and the minotaur has the most muscular arms ever wrapped around him and something-
  436. [2012-11-15 23:26:09] <Grail> A goblin looking thing with a HUGE mouth playing cards
  437. [2012-11-15 23:26:16] <Grail> The cards look like tarot cards
  438. [2012-11-15 23:26:31] <guile> Titus has been watching Armin do his thing for a week. He is ALL OVER that knife stabby pokey game.
  439. [2012-11-15 23:26:39] <Grail> There's a shark man and a bald green guy at the table too
  440. [2012-11-15 23:26:47] <guile> "Boys, stand back, I got this. What're we betting, gentlemen?"
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  442. [2012-11-15 23:27:39] <Grail> "Two choices, gold or teeth!"
  443. [2012-11-15 23:27:59] <Abeo> You can just grow back your teeth with Sake's help!
  444. [2012-11-15 23:28:01] <Grail> No one will answer your questions why teeth are an acceptable form of payment
  445. [2012-11-15 23:28:17] <Grail> Only that if you get teeth you will only recieve teeth in return
  446. [2012-11-15 23:28:19] <Ironybot> Igor finds that when you look into the dwarves, the dwarves also look into you.
  447. [2012-11-15 23:29:40] <guile> Titus considers this very seriously. Lacking girls to fondle, he's mostly been filling his hands with alcohol. "Unfortunately, I didn't bring my gold with me... do I need to knock 'em out first to play, or can we wait until a loss?"
  448. [2012-11-15 23:29:49] <Ironybot> Thought looking into the dwarves is surprisingly productive. He thinks he can tell them apart somehow, actually, even without being able to really tell anything about them. Male, female, elder, younger, those two are siblings and that's their aunt, those four are a different clan from those five... what's up with this?
  449. [2012-11-15 23:29:55] <Juroko> Oh, oh wow. That's some good stuff, but he finds himself twitch with energy as he is brought into to those wonderful beefy arms. They feel so comfy, yet firm and strong like he could bounce a coin off them and into some guy's head.
  450. [2012-11-15 23:30:42] <Grail> "Hah oh yeah, we'll definitely wait until you lose." and he brandishes a pair of bone pliers
  451. [2012-11-15 23:31:01] <guile> "I'm in."
  452. [2012-11-15 23:31:02] <Grail> The glimmer in the bar's light and there's a telltale drop of blood going off of them
  453. [2012-11-15 23:31:23] <Grail> Okay
  454. [2012-11-15 23:31:34] <Grail> The guy with the knife fingers....snaps off one of his fingers
  455. [2012-11-15 23:31:40] <guile> Next time, Titus, don't switch between magical phoenix vodka and absinthe. Mixing your drinks messes you up.
  456. [2012-11-15 23:31:44] <Ironybot> As Bagga wriggles deeper into the minotaur's arms, he is pulled into the massive bull-man's booth. The more he touches the guy, the more the energy in him burns and demands that he be doing something more.
  457. [2012-11-15 23:31:49] <Grail> Titus has a knife finger in his hand
  458. [2012-11-15 23:31:51] <Abeo> Igor is too drunk to not walk over to the group of dwarves and nervously say hi.
  459. [2012-11-15 23:32:36] <Ironybot> Bagga can go with the feelings, or grasp at him dim awareness that he's totally losing it here and attempt to abort.
  460. [2012-11-15 23:32:37] <Grail> He looks to his left and right and sees the shark has one too, as does the green man who he can now be fairly certain is an orc
  461. [2012-11-15 23:32:48] <Grail> The orc starts it off
  462. [2012-11-15 23:32:51] <Grail> .dice 1d100
  463. [2012-11-15 23:32:51] <Classhole> Grail: Average(99.00) Total(99) Rolled(1d100=99)
  464. [2012-11-15 23:33:09] <guile> "Hm... not bad."
  465. [2012-11-15 23:33:12] <Grail> He does a dazzling display of ninety nine stabs, in an intricate pattern
  466. [2012-11-15 23:33:22] <Grail> The table has knife sized holes in it
  467. [2012-11-15 23:33:30] <Grail> It looks like a starfish!
  468. [2012-11-15 23:33:53] <Grail> Then the sharks take a poke at it
  469. [2012-11-15 23:33:55] <Juroko> Hmmmm, this may require a will save
  470. [2012-11-15 23:33:59] <Grail> .dice 1d100
  471. [2012-11-15 23:33:59] <Classhole> Grail: Average(31.00) Total(31) Rolled(1d100=31)
  472. [2012-11-15 23:34:08] <Juroko> .dice 1d100
  473. [2012-11-15 23:34:08] <Classhole> Juroko: Average(70.00) Total(70) Rolled(1d100=70)
  474. [2012-11-15 23:34:13] <Grail> He doesn't do well and cuts off a finger thirty one stabs through
  475. [2012-11-15 23:34:18] <Grail> It grows back though
  476. [2012-11-15 23:34:26] <Grail> They look at Titus expectantly
  477. [2012-11-15 23:34:34] <guile> "You, man. You are like some kinda ... knife wielding... orc, you. Let's do this."
  478. [2012-11-15 23:34:45] <Ironybot> Which group of dwarves will Igor approach? There are like fifty dwarves in here! Since when is this place even big enough for fifty dwarves, let alone big enough for all of them to form their own distinct clan-groupings in different corners?
  479. [2012-11-15 23:35:02] <guile> Titus focuses on all the Master Hands magic Armin never taught him. He is ready!
  480. [2012-11-15 23:35:10] <guile> .dice 1d100
  481. [2012-11-15 23:35:10] <Classhole> guile: Average(56.00) Total(56) Rolled(1d100=56)
  482. [2012-11-15 23:35:17] <Grail> Titus is not the loser!
  483. [2012-11-15 23:35:30] <Grail> The orc and knife handed man are chanting at the shark guy
  484. [2012-11-15 23:35:33] <Abeo> He's going to the group of dwarves with the least mustached woman. And the most women.
  485. [2012-11-15 23:35:39] <Grail> "TEETH! TEETH! TEETH!"
  486. [2012-11-15 23:35:48] <Grail> And he takes the pliers to face
  487. [2012-11-15 23:35:51] <Grail> Slowly
  488. [2012-11-15 23:36:01] <Juroko> On the one hand, he knows something is off.. but on the other hand...
  489. [2012-11-15 23:36:07] <guile> But without a strong moustach, how can they bear strong children?
  490. [2012-11-15 23:36:24] <Grail> Titus gets a were-shark tooth
  491. [2012-11-15 23:36:29] <Juroko> (Might need a choice here.)
  492. [2012-11-15 23:36:32] <Grail> Then they hand him the pliers
  493. [2012-11-15 23:36:42] <Grail> And the chant continues
  494. [2012-11-15 23:36:53] <Grail> "TEETH! TEETH! TEETH!"
  495. [2012-11-15 23:36:56] <Ironybot> There is an all-female group of seven with only one mustached member, but Igor is pretty sure- he's not sure how- that it's a great-grandmother and her descendants, though all are still hale by dwarven standards. Approach?
  496. [2012-11-15 23:37:31] <Abeo> Approach indeed.
  497. [2012-11-15 23:37:52] <Abeo> Unconfident greetings from a few strides away.
  498. [2012-11-15 23:37:55] <guile> I can't wait until Igor gets his honorary beard
  499. [2012-11-15 23:38:33] <Ironybot> You gonna get seven dwarven stares when walking up, and only one nod of acknowledgement from the group's youngest (how do you know?) member.
  500. [2012-11-15 23:39:19] <guile> Well, Titus can hardly turn down so gracious a suggestion.
  501. [2012-11-15 23:40:32] <Abeo> Damn, Satai was right. He doesn't know anything about swarves!
  502. [2012-11-15 23:40:40] <Abeo> *dwarves (I need to stop making that typo
  503. [2012-11-15 23:40:44] <guile> .choose Titus tears out a canine without a whimper, Titus goes for the front tooth, Titus seems to be having problems getting the pliers to grip, who knew Reinforcement worked on teeth?
  504. [2012-11-15 23:40:44] <Classhole> guile: Titus seems to be having problems getting the pliers to grip
  505. [2012-11-15 23:41:07] <Grail> The orc offers to 'help'
  506. [2012-11-15 23:41:13] <guile> "Thanks, pal."
  507. [2012-11-15 23:41:33] <Grail> With a vicious tug Titus molar goes out
  508. [2012-11-15 23:41:52] <Abeo> He nervously asks if he can join them, addressing the youngest because... she acknowledged him. Man he hopes there isn't some protocol thing he's messing up.
  509. [2012-11-15 23:41:52] <Grail> The orc is laughling madly with, what you now notice, is a pile of teeth
  510. [2012-11-15 23:42:05] <guile> *pull* "Oh, motherfucker! Be right back, I need more beer for this."
  511. [2012-11-15 23:42:09] <Grail> The shark were has no teeth left
  512. [2012-11-15 23:42:24] <Grail> Though they are regrowing rapidly
  513. [2012-11-15 23:43:19] <guile> Titus downs a few of the local... why is his alcohol fizzy? Well, no matter.
  514. [2012-11-15 23:43:26] <guile> He's ready for one more round with the champ.
  515. [2012-11-15 23:43:36] <Grail> It's just you and mr orc
  516. [2012-11-15 23:43:46] <guile> .dice 1d100
  517. [2012-11-15 23:43:47] <Grail> You note he has one gold plated tusk
  518. [2012-11-15 23:43:47] <Classhole> guile: Average(90.00) Total(90) Rolled(1d100=90)
  519. [2012-11-15 23:43:57] <Grail> .dice 1d100
  520. [2012-11-15 23:43:57] <Classhole> Grail: Average(43.00) Total(43) Rolled(1d100=43)
  521. [2012-11-15 23:44:13] <guile> "The beer, it wants me to succeed!" Titus proclaims.
  522. [2012-11-15 23:44:26] <Grail> "Damn it!"
  523. [2012-11-15 23:44:34] <Grail> The orc grabs the pliers
  524. [2012-11-15 23:44:45] <Grail> Unfortunately he choses the not gold plated tusk
  525. [2012-11-15 23:46:39] <guile> "Ha haaa...! One for everybody. Hey, what's y'all's names?"
  526. [2012-11-15 23:47:02] <Ironybot> The dwarf woman raises an eyebrow- just one, very deliberately- at Igor, and gestures with one hand to a chair. The chair has some runes on it, but Igor can't read them. Shit, more of this.
  527. [2012-11-15 23:47:31] <guile> Why did he not take Ancient Runes in high school, like mother wanted?
  528. [2012-11-15 23:47:32] <Grail> The orc glowers at you, with his freshly pullled tusk in hand "Rugarth."
  529. [2012-11-15 23:47:57] <Abeo> He casts a quick glance at Satai. He knows things, right!?
  530. [2012-11-15 23:47:59] <Juroko> DC 70 Bagga has the will to control himself
  531. [2012-11-15 23:48:01] <Grail> The toothless wereshark gums words at you, but they don't really sound like a name without teeth in his mouth
  532. [2012-11-15 23:48:04] <Juroko> .dice 1d100
  533. [2012-11-15 23:48:04] <Classhole> Juroko: Average(81.00) Total(81) Rolled(1d100=81)
  534. [2012-11-15 23:48:32] <guile> "Name's Titus. Alright, good game folks, getting out before I end up like Gums there." Nod of respect to the other crazies, in the name of insane bar game solidarity.
  535. [2012-11-15 23:48:46] <Juroko> Bagga is keeping it in his pants for now, but he is blushing as he's being drawn into those arms.
  536. [2012-11-15 23:49:30] <guile> Cow-man, heavy petting. Perfect.
  537. [2012-11-15 23:49:36] <Ironybot> Satai knows things, yeah. At the moment, Satai knows that this lamia chick feels fantastic, and that you should never, ever let a lamia bite you during sex and that's surprisingly more difficult to keep in mind than he had thought it would be because goddamn.
  538. [2012-11-15 23:50:03] <Grail> Titus has acquired 1x Orc Tusk and 1x were-shark tooth
  539. [2012-11-15 23:50:18] <Grail> A certain type of mind would think they'd make a great necklance
  540. [2012-11-15 23:50:25] <Grail> necklace*
  541. [2012-11-15 23:50:31] <guile> A certain type of mind would be right!
  542. [2012-11-15 23:50:32] <Ironybot> He does not know things about Igor, because distraction. Also, because his mentalist instructor is yelling at him about discipline and control, which is even more distraction.
  543. [2012-11-15 23:50:57] <guile> Satai... I feel for you, man. It's like having Ito perched on the inside of your head.
  544. [2012-11-15 23:51:06] <Abeo> Man, stupid sexy snake women.
  545. [2012-11-15 23:51:30] <Abeo> Igor cautiously sits in the chair. What other choice does he have?
  546. [2012-11-15 23:52:11] <Juroko> Annnd one more thanks to the 'heavy petting'
  547. [2012-11-15 23:52:14] <Juroko> .dice 1d100
  548. [2012-11-15 23:52:15] <Classhole> Juroko: Average(36.00) Total(36) Rolled(1d100=36)
  549. [2012-11-15 23:52:19] <guile> Rugarth, Gums... I'll be back! But later, later. Now, it's Guile's bedtime
  550. [2012-11-15 23:52:38] <Juroko> And that's when the will fails. Bagga does like his pets!
  551. [2012-11-15 23:52:45] <Ironybot> Satai likes his instructor much better than Ito. She's less "old man stereotype" and more "helpful, witty lady". But even so, ringside seat during sex telling him how mentalists need to be 100% in command of themselves at all times, perhaps especially during times of high emotion, is... not ideal.
  552. [2012-11-15 23:53:19] <Juroko> And in he goes with the nice Mr. Minotaur.
  553. [2012-11-15 23:54:25] <guile> To be fair, keeping 100% command of himself isn't a bad thing during sex. Mere humans need all the advantages they can get in the face of monstrous sex appeal
  554. [2012-11-15 23:56:20] <Ironybot> It's true, gotta reach for every edge.
  555. [2012-11-15 23:56:47] <Grail> Bagga's scene fades to black as he enters a booth/the men's bathroom
  556. [2012-11-15 23:57:16] <Ironybot> Igor seats himself, and... doesn't immediately notice anything new or different. The dwarven ladies are watching him... he's starting to detect a pattern here, although that first one was talkative. Maybe something's changed?
  557. [2012-11-15 23:58:16] <Abeo> He... awkwardly introduces himself. "Uh, hi. I'm Igor."
  558. [2012-11-15 23:58:45] <guile> "Where did Labombard get that whistle?"
  559. [2012-11-16 00:05:56] <Grail> Oh no Igor, things have gone slightly silent
  560. [2012-11-16 00:06:13] <Ironybot> The young dwarven woman sighs, and says. "I''m Harata Kheazai, and that means nothing to you because you haven't the faintest idea what you've done."
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  562. [2012-11-16 00:06:35] <Abeo> "I. What did I do?"
  563. [2012-11-16 00:06:59] <guile> >Igor went to chat up his new wife's family
  564. [2012-11-16 00:08:49] <Abeo> Igor is confused. And concerned.
  565. [2012-11-16 00:09:22] <CaptainButthead> Haha
  566. [2012-11-16 00:09:27] <Ironybot> She frowns. "Something that would take all night to explain in detail, and if you want me- or any of us- to waste that kind of time on you instead of watching to see whether the little Dimirkan's family cares enough about her honor to do anything to you, it won't be free."
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  568. [2012-11-16 00:10:44] <Abeo> "Uh, what do you want?"
  569. [2012-11-16 00:11:40] <guile> "She dares ask favor of the Rivet King! Show her your rivets, Rivet King!"
  570. [2012-11-16 00:12:09] <Abeo> Oh god Titus no, what have you done?
  571. [2012-11-16 00:12:43] <Ironybot> Harata looks at Igor consideringly, then holds out a hand to one of the other women- her aunt, you think?- and is handed a tiny coin. She holds it out to you- a tiny picture of a pair of tongs is on it. "Eat this."
  572. [2012-11-16 00:13:28] <Abeo> "What is it?"
  573. [2012-11-16 00:13:35] <guile> Titus just laughs and goes back to work on fashioning his necklace of wire, bottlecaps and teeth.
  574. [2012-11-16 00:13:54] <Abeo> He's already got in trouble tonight, consuming stuff dwarves gave him.
  575. [2012-11-16 00:14:35] <Ironybot> "Sorry, but you started mining blind, and at this point you get to keep going and hope there's no gas. Eat it or don't, no explanations."
  576. [2012-11-16 00:15:01] <guile> http://www.specialtysalesreps.com/IMAGES/Principals/RivetKing.gif
  577. [2012-11-16 00:15:25] <Grail> That necklace is looking snazzy
  578. [2012-11-16 00:15:28] <guile> Igor needs to get that on a piece of armor or a tattoo or something
  579. [2012-11-16 00:15:32] <guile> a tshirt, at least
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  581. [2012-11-16 00:17:18] <Abeo> Igor shrugs and swallows the coin.
  582. [2012-11-16 00:17:56] <PriceisMagic> (She said it not swallow it! you dun goofed)
  583. [2012-11-16 00:18:05] <PriceisMagic> (said eat it* fuck...)
  584. [2012-11-16 00:18:58] <Abeo> (I considered that but... not going to chew a coin. that's stupid.)
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  586. [2012-11-16 00:21:22] <Ironybot> What's this? Igor is evolving! Igor has gained [???]! Igor has gained [???]! Igor is now [???]! Igor has vanished from the bar and will not reappear until Wednesday morning!
  587. [2012-11-16 00:21:57] <Abeo> Wat.
  588. [2012-11-16 00:22:09] <CaptainButthead> Doo doo doo
  589. [2012-11-16 00:22:39] <Ironybot> You'll be the very best, like no one ever was.
  590. [2012-11-16 00:22:41] <Ironybot> Maybe.
  591. [2012-11-16 00:22:43] <Ironybot> If you live.
  592. [2012-11-16 00:23:06] <Abeo> Hilarious.
  593. [2012-11-16 00:23:06] <Seventeen> DUN DUN DUUUUUN
  594. [2012-11-16 00:23:25] <Abeo> I'm just going to assume he's being used as a sex toy by an all-female dwarf clan.
  595. [2012-11-16 00:23:29] <Abeo> This is what I choose to believe.
  596. [2012-11-16 00:23:37] <Abeo> He'll come back an expert of dwarven sex.
  597. [2012-11-16 00:23:57] <Ironybot> He'll come back... something.
  598. [2012-11-16 00:24:13] <Grail> Igor now knows what it is like to be the anvil
  599. [2012-11-16 00:25:00] <Abeo> I blame Satai, personally.
  600. [2012-11-16 00:25:03] <Abeo> And alcohol.
  601. [2012-11-16 00:25:13] <Abeo> Igor /should/ have just gone home. Meh.
  602. [2012-11-16 00:30:29] <CaptainButthead> .choose Oh god my pelvis, oh god what happened to my legs, oh god rivets rivets EVERYWHERE, oh god my father-in-law wants to battle my father
  603. [2012-11-16 00:30:30] <Classhole> CaptainButthead: oh god my father-in-law wants to battle my father
  604. [2012-11-16 00:30:43] <CaptainButthead> There you go
  605. [2012-11-16 00:30:46] <CaptainButthead> Poor Igor's Dad
  606. [2012-11-16 00:32:56] <Abeo> Pfft, whatever. All of Igor's family is dead.
  607. [2012-11-16 00:33:24] <Abeo> Screw you whateverherface'snameis'dad!
  608. [2012-11-16 00:33:35] <Abeo> (He doesn't say this)
  609. [2012-11-16 00:41:44] <Seventeen> Ivan stumbles out of the bathroom, wiping vomit from around his mouth as his memory... doesn't come back. That's not good. With no idea where he is or what he's been doing, he looks around for a familiar face.
  610. [2012-11-16 00:42:22] <Grail> Men's bathroom?
  611. [2012-11-16 00:42:59] <Seventeen> He doesn't know.
  612. [2012-11-16 00:43:12] <Seventeen> .choose men's, women's
  613. [2012-11-16 00:43:13] <Classhole> Seventeen: women's
  614. [2012-11-16 00:43:20] <Seventeen> But it wasn't.
  615. [2012-11-16 00:43:27] <Grail> Ivan sees no familiar faces here
  616. [2012-11-16 00:43:45] <Grail> He does notice a pixie eyeing him
  617. [2012-11-16 00:44:05] <Grail> "You're not supposed to be in here." glaring at him
  618. [2012-11-16 00:44:22] <Seventeen> Where is everyone? Wasn't ever- hey, who's that fuzzy thing talking?
  619. [2012-11-16 00:44:35] <Seventeen> "Who are you?"
  620. [2012-11-16 00:45:24] <Seventeen> Ivan's eyes focus, after a few attempts, on the pixie.
  621. [2012-11-16 00:45:54] <Grail> "Tia. And this is the woman's bathroom you PERVERT. You have five seconds before I call the minotaur in here."
  622. [2012-11-16 00:46:11] <Grail> "...One."
  623. [2012-11-16 00:46:17] <Grail> "...Two."
  624. [2012-11-16 00:46:22] <Seventeen> "No, I just came out of the-"
  625. [2012-11-16 00:46:27] <Grail> "Three."
  626. [2012-11-16 00:46:28] <Seventeen> Wait, what?
  627. [2012-11-16 00:46:40] <Grail> "Four."
  628. [2012-11-16 00:46:49] <Seventeen> Ivan turns around ungracefully trying to figure out where he got turned around
  629. [2012-11-16 00:47:05] <Grail> Ivan fumbles out the bathroom door
  630. [2012-11-16 00:47:32] <Seventeen> .choose outside, bar, men's, women's
  631. [2012-11-16 00:47:33] <Classhole> Seventeen: bar
  632. [2012-11-16 00:47:48] <Seventeen> Oh sweet merciful spatial normality
  633. [2012-11-16 00:48:07] <Seventeen> Ivan sweeps the bar looking for company members.
  634. [2012-11-16 00:48:15] <Grail> You see
  635. [2012-11-16 00:48:24] <Grail> In a booth somewhere Satai and Iosef
  636. [2012-11-16 00:49:12] <Grail> They appear to be having sex with lamias, in the bar. That's a wonderful sight.
  637. [2012-11-16 00:49:17] <Grail> You really needed to see that
  638. [2012-11-16 00:49:21] <Grail> With your hawk eyes
  639. [2012-11-16 00:49:45] <Grail> Igor and Bagga both seem to be...gone.
  640. [2012-11-16 00:49:57] <Grail> You can't see them no matter how hard you scan through the bar
  641. [2012-11-16 00:50:00] <Seventeen> ...too much detail
  642. [2012-11-16 00:50:27] <Seventeen> Ivan tries to hour out of the bar
  643. [2012-11-16 00:50:34] <Seventeen> head, even
  644. [2012-11-16 00:50:35] <Grail> Titus may be passed out for the moment
  645. [2012-11-16 00:50:51] <Grail> Wearing a necklace of teeth-okay Ivan sees an exit
  646. [2012-11-16 00:51:43] <Seventeen> Ivan's short-term memory fails (I'm going, I'll be back - feel free to have things happen to him)
  647. [2012-11-16 00:52:02] <Juroko> (to the men's bathroom!)
  648. [2012-11-16 00:52:06] |<-- Seventeen has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  649. [2012-11-16 01:06:52] -->| Seventeen (cgiirc@F0D57D49.114947FF.24426718.IP) has joined #undersewers
  650. [2012-11-16 01:09:05] <Seventeen> Ugh... Ivan rubs his head. 'Where am I now?'
  651. [2012-11-16 01:09:37] <Grail> .choose bar, bathroom, outside, ???
  652. [2012-11-16 01:09:37] <Classhole> Grail: bar
  653. [2012-11-16 01:10:03] <Grail> You are exactly where you were
  654. [2012-11-16 01:10:38] <Grail> Yup, there's still the public sex going on. Still can't spot Igor or Bagga. Titus is still passed out wearing a necklace of teeth.
  655. [2012-11-16 01:11:50] <Seventeen> Back to getting out of here, then
  656. [2012-11-16 01:12:20] <Grail> You get outside
  657. [2012-11-16 01:12:30] <Grail> There are like a dozen other people out here
  658. [2012-11-16 01:12:35] <Grail> Smoking various things
  659. [2012-11-16 01:13:03] <Grail> Dwarf is smoking a heavy pipe, it emits yellow smoke that comes out in waves
  660. [2012-11-16 01:13:43] <Grail> There's a vampire woman in a tight black dress
  661. [2012-11-16 01:14:00] <Grail> Smoking something from a cigarette holder
  662. [2012-11-16 01:14:13] <Grail> All sorts
  663. [2012-11-16 01:14:38] <Seventeen> Not getting into trouble with any dames tonight, no way.
  664. [2012-11-16 01:15:16] <Grail> Ah but there is a mystery afoot
  665. [2012-11-16 01:15:29] <Seventeen> Ivan says to the vampire woman, "You're pretty," then stumbles away -towards, he hopes, the mansion.
  666. [2012-11-16 01:15:57] <Grail> Ivan feels a squeeze on his backside as he walks away
  667. [2012-11-16 01:16:09] <Grail> He going to turn around for that?
  668. [2012-11-16 01:16:55] <Seventeen> .choose turns successfully, turns and slips, faceplants
  669. [2012-11-16 01:16:55] <Classhole> Seventeen: turns and slips
  670. [2012-11-16 01:17:23] <Grail> That was...embarassing
  671. [2012-11-16 01:17:27] <Seventeen> Ivan is now on his butt, protecting it
  672. [2012-11-16 01:17:40] <Grail> She's looking at you playfully
  673. [2012-11-16 01:17:49] <Seventeen> He totally meant to do that, what are you talking about?
  674. [2012-11-16 01:17:58] <Seventeen> "Hey"
  675. [2012-11-16 01:18:23] <Grail> "Hello there, soldier."
  676. [2012-11-16 01:18:44] <Seventeen> "Whoa, how did you know that?"
  677. [2012-11-16 01:19:24] <Grail> She's taking drags from her bright red cigarette in it's holder.
  678. [2012-11-16 01:19:54] <Grail> .choose Ivan is still in uniform, soul, good read
  679. [2012-11-16 01:19:54] <Classhole> Grail: soul
  680. [2012-11-16 01:20:42] <Grail> "All in the soul, and what a soul you have."
  681. [2012-11-16 01:21:14] <Grail> Ivan can see cars passing by in the street, not a one seems to notice the building he's in front of
  682. [2012-11-16 01:21:36] <Grail> He realizes he can't remember how he got here
  683. [2012-11-16 01:22:09] <Seventeen> Ivan lies back and blacks out.
  684. [2012-11-16 01:22:28] |<-- DemonicSpoon has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  685. [2012-11-16 01:22:37] <Seventeen> Ivan wakes up.
  686. [2012-11-16 01:23:16] <Grail> .choose sidewalk, next to Igor, at the mansion, ???
  687. [2012-11-16 01:23:17] <Classhole> Grail: sidewalk
  688. [2012-11-16 01:23:39] <Grail> You're still on the sidewalk, different crowd of people now
  689. [2012-11-16 01:24:09] <Grail> No idea how long it's been since you were awake
  690. [2012-11-16 01:24:41] <Grail> You must be inhaling like seven different types of magical smoke right now
  691. [2012-11-16 01:27:23] <Seventeen> "Ivan tries to stand up
  692. [2012-11-16 01:27:42] <Seventeen> He has some trouble.
  693. [2012-11-16 01:27:56] <Grail> The will is strong, but the legs are wobbly. You misjudge the distance between steps easily and often.
  694. [2012-11-16 01:28:09] <Grail> Where to?
  695. [2012-11-16 01:28:49] <Seventeen> The park!
  696. [2012-11-16 01:29:09] <Seventeen> Where he can sleep off his drunkenness in peace
  697. [2012-11-16 01:30:44] <Grail> Ivan has trouble telling where he is
  698. [2012-11-16 01:30:53] <Grail> But eventually he finds a park, it has benches and everything.
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