Strax Quotes for Linkinus IRC

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-- A Strax Quote Script for Linkinus                       --
-- by Alex "comic" Glanville                               --
-- Version 1                                               --
-- Adapted from my Image version: comicidiot.com/strax.jpg --
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on linkinuscmd()
    set strax_2 to {"a full-frontal", "a pincer", "a surprise", "a brutally excessive", "a suicide", "a multi-pronged", "a glorious", "an acid-heavy", "an immediate", "a violent", "a traditional Sontaran", "a devasting"}
    set strax_3 to {"assault", "attack", "bombardment", "offensive", "barrage", "charge", "strike", "operation", "manoeuvre"}
    set strax_5 to {"laser", "berserker", "acid", "armoured attack", "proton", "three kinds of", "atomic", "toxic", "explosive", "red-hot", "thermal", "automated fire", "cluster", "enhanced germ", "energy-drink-fueled"}
    set strax_6 to {"bees", "chainsaws", "marmots", "acid", "monkeys", "mines", "bombs", "snakes", "spiders", "knives", "rockets", "sharks", "owls", "repurposed cybermats", "cannons", "alligators", "scalpel mines"}
    set strax_8 to {"robots", "ninjas", "grenades", "a dolphin full of napalm", "acid", "dynamite", "xenomorphs", "lots and lots of C4", "tactical nukes", "MacGyver", "bio-weapons", "rocket launchers", "an elephant", "automated laser monkeys", "a memory worm for afterwards", "this pencil"}

    set one to "Might I suggest"

    set the list_count to the count of strax_2
    set pick to random number from 1 to list_count
    set two to item pick of strax_2 as string

    set the list_count to the count of strax_3
    set pick to random number from 1 to list_count
    set three to item pick of strax_3 as string

    set four to "with"

    set the list_count to the count of strax_5
    set pick to random number from 1 to list_count
    set five to item pick of strax_5 as string

    set the list_count to the count of strax_6
    set pick to random number from 1 to list_count
    set six to item pick of strax_6 as string

    set seven to "and"

    set the list_count to the count of strax_8
    set pick to random number from 1 to list_count
    set eight to item pick of strax_8 as string

    set strax to one & " " & two & " " & three & " " & four & " " & five & " " & six & " " & seven & " " & eight & "!"
    return strax
end linkinuscmd