The Grass is Greener

>Day Grass is always greener, be Anon, and at a little tea party with your waifu Twilight, her brother Shining, and his wife Cadence.
>Ah, Cadence. The things you would do to that mare. As she levitates a cup of tea, she glances at you, and notices you looking, "Something on your mind Anon?"
"Huh?!"
>Twilight glares at you, sensing trouble a mile away. She subtly kicks you under the table, as you grimace and shoot her an angry scowl.
"No, I'm fine."
>As Cadence goes back to her topic, you think about bending her over the couch, and riding her well into the night.
>After a sex filled imagination masturbation, its time to wrap it up. Cadence and Shining take their leave, as Twilight sees them out.
>"Ok you two, thanks for coming~ Bye~" Closing the door, she does a 180 both in direction and attitude, "Now what was up with you!? Thinking dirty thoughts about my foal sitter like that."
"Hey now you cant prove that."
>"Maybe not, but I know a lustful stare when I see it. Hmpf!" She holds her nose high, and walks upstairs, "Enjoy the couch Anon."
"God damn it."

>At the bar, the music plays in the background as you down your 2nd drink of the night.
>Finishing it off, you tap on the counter.
"Keep em comin RobRoy, you know what I like."
>When the stallion turns around, its Discord in a poor stallion costume, "Rrrright away my liege."
>With a little bow, he rolls his hand and produces an empty glass. Setting it in front of you, he brings out a beer dispenser, and clicks it.
>Suddenly you vomit out a perfect stream of beer, and it lands into the glass. You burp as he throws the gun, and dusts his hands.
"God damn it Discord, dont make me get Fluttershy."
>You get up, and ready the glass to throw at him. Discord takes a "dont hit me" stance, "Easy, easy, easy, I'm not here to cause trouble...well, not a lot."
"Spit it out already, I aint got all day."
>"How would you like to be a knight in shining armor for a day?"

>At the back of the seedy bar, you and Discord sit at a table. Drinking a drink that didn’t come out of you, you listen to his deal.
>”It’s simple, I’ll just take your brain, and swap it with Shinning Armorall. Easy as pie.”
“Except its not.”
>”Pardon?”
“Its not that easy, Shining will be in my body, he’ll blow the whole plan.”
>”Oh c’mon, he wont figure it out THAT fast, and you only need like a minute to do the deed. Horse stamina and all.”
>You finish off your drink, and get up.
“Thanks for nothing.”
>”Wait.”
>You stop, and watch as he glances from side to side and whispers, “What if I told you Shining wouldn’t be a problem?”
“I’d say let me hear more.”
>He waves you close as you sit back down, and lean closer to him, “I cant say anything definite on account of confidentiality, but your not the only one who wants to plow the neighbors fields.”
>Your eyes widen as you gasp in disbelief.
“Shining wants to, with his sister?”
>Discord raises his hands in the air, “You said it, not me. I can neither confirm nor deny.”
>You feel a weight smack into the bottom of your stomach as you slowly lean back into the chair.
“I’m gonna be sick.”
>”Big talk coming from the guy who wanted to sleep with his wife.”
“How do you even KNOW all this?”
>”Don’t flatter yourselves, I’ve been alive a long time, and can see through any mask.”
“…..”
>”It’s technically not incest, you know, different bodies and all. Just think of it asssss a different kind of roleplay.”
>The thought of it made you sick, even with his rationalizations. Still, opportunities like that don’t come often.
>”So do we have a deal?”
“What are getting out of it?”
>”Are you serious? Just granting this alone is all the pay I need, this is some really juicy stuff.”
“….fine.”
>”Well, its night time. All you gotta do is set the mood.”
“Huh?”
>”Good luck.”

>Discord raises a drink, before slamming you on the face. Startled, you suddenly find yourself in a pink, fancy room. Looking down, you see a white coat, and stallion body.
“Hey, I’m Shining Armor! I’m a total tool! Hahaha!”
>You look around and spot a vanity mirror. Crawling off the bed, you go over your new body. Yeah you can definitely see why all the mares like him, his every muscular curve, and bulge are perfectly sculpted.
“Hey, speaking of bulge.”
>You lower your head, and smile expectantly, but frown when you see a chode.
“Then again, horses have that bankai shit.”
>”What are you going on about?”
>You grunt surprised as you look back to see Cadence in her “night wear”. Mane in a ponytail, silk purple all body pajamas, and reading glasses carefully tucked onto her collar.
>”Honestly, you STILL talk to your thing?”
“Uhhh, yeah. It’s what guys do.”
>You look her over from top to bottom, and smile.
“You look beautiful.”
>Cadence blushes, before hugging herself, “Thanks.”
>You stand before her unable on how to approach this subtly.
“Yo baby, you want sum fuck?”
>”What!?”
“Don’t like it? Anon taught me it.”
>”Pfft, I honestly get enough that guy as it is, let’s just focus on you. You were saying I’m pretty?”
“Beautiful, but who’s counting?”
>Cadence giggles, as you walk over, and slowly run your hoof across her face. She gives you that “go ahead” smile as you lean in and kiss her.
>Giving each other affectionate little pecks, you run your hoof insider her blouse, and pull back.
(“Oh yeah, no boobs.”)
>She looks up at you, and you push your weight onto her before rolling onto the ground. Grabbing her bottom pants, you pull them down and off. Spreading her legs apart, you straddle and try to insert. Nothing.
>”Are you all right? Did you get this from Anon too?”
“Hehe, sorry. Lets take this to the bed.”

>On the bed, Cadence bends over the edge and presents herself to you. Lifting her tail, you walk over and rub her rump.
>Your chubby chode begins to swell with anticipation, and blood. Bringing the tip to her, you slowly push in as grips herself around you.
“Bwaaaaahhh!!”
>You came.
>In the dark, you hold Cadence close and smell her mane before kissing her. In a haze dazed sleep, you mutter.
“I love you Twilight.”
>Cadence moans sleepily and mutters, “Love you to BBBFF.”
>Your eyes go wide open. It was a fucked up night.