Bitch Buddies

>Be Anon
>It had been another long, hard day at horse-people school
>You of course, being of the mind that school was for nerds, had done your best to coast through the whole day
>It had taken some doing--not a lot of teachers liked you sleeping in their class, guy or not-- but somehow, drawing from your deep inner strength, you successfully slacked off
>Your reward was two days off to do whatever you wanted
>And now, itwas the beginning of the weekend, and by god you were going to enjoy yourself
>At that moment, you were partaking in one of your favorite activities, lying in your bed in a state of half-consciousness
>The blinds in your bedroom had been closed
>The air conditioner had been turned all the way down
>Three very big, very warm blankets were on top of your body
>You were wearing your favorite pajama bottoms and thick, fuzzy socks
>Maximum comfiness had been achieved
>A quiet, content sigh escaped you as you nuzzled your cheek into your pillow
>This was almost the perfect way to end the day...
>All it needed was just a little... something...
>On the other side of your house, you heard someone knocking on your door
>You made no move to get up to see who it was
>And why on earth would you?
>For all you knew it was a robber, or lord forbid a rapist
>You'd be much safer if you just stayed put
>So you did
>Because fuck getting up
>There were a few more knocks and then silence
>You thought that would be the end of it, but then you heard a sharp click echo throughout the house
>The doorknob was turned, and a moment later the door creaked open


>"Anonymous? Are you there, dear?"
>You lifted your head up a bit before letting it flop down onto your pillow
>That was no master burglar or ne'er-do-well
>In fact, you knew that voice
>It belonged to your lady friend and clothing fetishist Rararararara
"Yeah. I'm here in the bedroom," you called.
>You heard your front door being closed and locked
>"Is it alright if I leave my backpack on your couch, dear?" Rarity called
"It always is," you replied, burrowing yourself deeper into your bed
>You could see Rarity in your mind's eye
>This wasn't the first time that she had been in your house
>You knew her routine
>She no doubt was placing her shoes right on the little mat you kept by the door
>They'd be right next to your sneakers, and perfectly in the center of the mat to boot
>After than Rarity would walk into your living room, drop her backpack onto your couch, fix her outfit and hair so she looked "presentable" and...
>"Give me a moment, Anon."
>You heard the girl quickly making her way through your house right outside your bedroom you
>You heard her pause, quietly take a deep breath, before knocking
"Don't come in, I'm indecent," you said, yawning.
>You heard a very unladylike snort from the other side of the door before it was slowly pushed open
>Cracking open an eye, you gazed upon Rararara in all of her glory
>She looked both exhausted and a little upset
>Her hair was as messy as her hair could get--a few stands sticking up and it wasn't as glossy as it usually was
>Her shirt and skirt were also a little dirty, and you could see the beginnings of bags under her eyes
>But most of all you could see her pleading, eager look
>You had seen this look many, many times since she had been coming over here


>For as long as you've known her, Rarity was a big bundle of nerves
>She not only had a very successful dress business, but she still had high school to deal with
>Then there was her crazy-ass little sister and her even crazier friends
>That was a lot for an eighteen year old girl
>It didn't help that Rarity was known for her "male tastes"
>You knew that she was teased for making clothing all the time
>Sure, the teasing was done very far away from her, and done VERY quietly, but every now and again she'd hear it
>It also didn't help that she liked to gossip like the guys in this world, hated most physical labor, and had a general dislike for anything "girly"
>You knew that she just wanted to be herself every once in awhile
>She wanted to relax, get some things off her chest, bitch and gossip and just chat the day away
>But she couldn't do this with any of her friends; not like she wanted to anyway
>And no guy on this weird, not-horse planet wanted to sit around and listen to her bitch while they had bitching to do themselves
>So that was where you came in
>Lifting your arms up, you beckoned her toward you
"Come on, before I fall asleep."
>A smile came to Rarity's face
>Without a word, she made her way across the room, not quite running but coming very close
>Closing your eyes once again, you threw back your covers and made some room for her
>"Must you always have it so cold in here, Anon?" she asked, a shiver running through her as she climbed into your bed, throwing your covers over her body
>The moment she did this, you struck
>You reached out, wrapping your arms around her middle
>Pulling her toward you, you buried your face into the nape of her neck and took a deep breath
"There's nothing like snuggling under the covers while it's cold, Rare," you said
>Rarity, like she always did, tensed as you touched her


>All of that tension disappeared, however, the second you placed a kiss right on her neck
>"Y-Yes, well, I would be careful if I were you dear. We wouldn't want you catching a cold now would we?"
>Rarity wiggled backwards, pressing her entire body against you
>You let out quiet hum, gently nipping at Rarity's neck
"Oh, I think I know of a little miss that'll be keeping me nice and warm..."
>While you had absolutely no problem with having someone unleash a verbal barrage on you, you weren't stupid
>Different gender roles or not, you've seen guys get friendzoned even here
>You had seen it happen with Flash and Sunset
>More than once you saw superintendent Discord following Fluttershy around like some lost puppy
>You had already dealt with that shit in an entirely different reality, you weren't dealing with it here
>So you and Rararara had made a bargain
>She could come over here whenever she wanted to just be herself, but in exchange you were allowed to keep your hands, mouth, and whatever other body part that fancied a little action occupied with her body
>You planted a kiss on Rarity's shoulder
"So how was your day, Rare?" you asked
>One of your hands slipped under Rarity's shirt
>Rarity squirmed as you let that hand stroke her smooth, firm belly, her nose scrunching up in indignation and frustration even as a blush worked its way onto her face
>"Oh it was HORRIBLE, Anonymous," she wailed. "Mrs. Spitfire once again insisted that we run laps for the entire gym period!"
"In that heat? She was lucky no one passed out," you said, giving her collarbone a few bites
>"Oh I'm not ashamed to say that I was close to fainting from the heat by the end," Rarity said with a sigh. "And not only that but I'm positive that I sprained my ankle!"


>You made the appropriate noises as your other hand slipped under her shirt as well
>Rarity wiggled, firmly pressing her backside against your groin
"Did you say something to the teacher?" you asked, letting your hands travel upward
>"Of COURSE I said something, dear. But do know know what--"
>Rarity giggled as you traced the outside of her belly button with your thumb
>"--she said when I asked her to go to the nurse's office for some medical attention?"
>A very quiet, very low growl escaped you as your fingertips grazed the bottoms of Rarity's breasts
>Usually, unlike most of the other girls at school, Rarity liked to wear bras
>Not for the comfort or support mind you, but because she made her bras herself and wanted to show them off
>But, ever since she had started coming here, Rarity had started to go without them
"What did she say?" you asked, cupping her firm, sizeable tits
>Rarity grinded her ass a little more forcefully against your groin even as she let out a huff
>"She told me to "grow a pair of tits and suck it up"," she said, doing her best impression of Mrs. Spitfire's gruff, no nonsense voice
>You chuckled, giving Rarity's breasts a squeeze
"You should have just lifted up your shirt," you said, giving her shoulder a nuzzle. "That would have shut that flat-board whistleblower up."
>Rarity tittered, reaching behind herself to give you a playful slap
>"Yes, I could have done that if I wanted detention for the foreseeable future, dear. However, I decided to take her advice and "suck it up" as it were."
>Rarity gently frowned, rubbing one of her legs against yours
>You stopped your groping for a moment to pick your head up and look at her
"Do you wanna stop for a little bit so I can go and get you an ice pack or something?" you asked
>"That's very kind of you, dear, but I believe that staying off my feet for a day or so will be the best thing for me," Rarity replied, looking back at you with a smile
>You let your head fall back onto your pillow


"Well, if you're hurting at all just go ahead and tell me and I'll get you something, Rare bear."
>Rarity hummed as you kissed her cheek
>"You truly are the kindest of gentlemen, my dear. And I shall. But that wasn't the ONLY horrid thing that happened today!"
>You ran your hands along Rarity's tits
>Just like the rest of her body, her skin was perfectly smooth and flawless
>There were no bumps, or divots, or anything like that
>Just jiggly, wonderful flesh with two very hard nipples in the center of it all
>Once upon a time, Rarity would have froze up when you started playing with her boobs
>Hell, the very first time that you did this, a few gentle bites on the neck and some squeezing caused Rarity to cum so hard that the poor girl had been left senseless for a good ten minutes
>She vehemently denied that you made her cum her brains out without even going below the belt time and again, but you watched as she jerked and twitched against you
>You saw her bite her lip as she tried her hardest not to moan
>You even saw that look of horror and embarrassment after the fact
>After that, you had done your best to get the same reaction out of this beautiful girl, and today was no exception
"Oh? Were you having trouble with that thing with Twilight?" you asked, tweaking her nipples
>"Y-Yes, Twilight's molecule acceleration compressor, or whatever silly thing she called it," Rarity said, trying her hardest to compose herself. "Apparently she needed help from myself and the rest of the girls to move the thing from the science hall to the main auditorium."
>Giving Rarity's breasts a good squeeze, you bit down on her neck
>Not hard enough to leave marks or bruises--she always told you she hated that, even if the look on her face said otherwise-- but hard enough that her back arched and she let out the quietest of moans
"And how did you all do that?" you asked, kissing the spot you had just bitten. "Isn't that machine like two thousand pounds?"


>You managed to get a few more gropes, kisses, and bites in before Rarity couldn't take it anymore
>Reaching under her shirt, she pulled your hands away before rolling over so that the two of you were eye to eye
>You couldn't help but crack a smile when you saw her furrowed brow and her red face
>"You are INCORRIGIBLE. Teasing a poor young lady like this," she said
>She let go of your hands which allowed you to reach around and grab her ass
"Can you blame me? What guy would be able to keep his hands to himself when he has a masterpiece lying right next to him."
>Rarity did her best to look irritated, though you could see a smile tugging at the corners of her lips
>You took this as permission push her back against you while you gave her ass a firm squeeze
>Rarity's eyes crossed
>A twitch ran down the length of her body
>She hummed, her eyes slipping closed as she buried her face into the nape of your neck and inhaled deeply
>You nuzzled the top of her head, letting your hands slip into her pants so that you could touch bare flesh
"So how did you get that machine out of the science hall?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper. "Did you get a key for the elevator to get it to the second floor?"
>"No. Unfortunately for us Twilight forgot to acquire a set of keys from the principal this morning," Rarity said, stroking her arms. "So the girls and I were forced to woman up and take it up the stairs."
>Rarity's ass, while not as big or firm as some of her other friends, still had a wonderful springiness to it
>You squeezed it, rubbed the cheeks together, even gave it a few light slaps
>Rarity let out another moan
>She darted forward, clamping down on your shoulder hard enough that it no doubt would leave a very visible mark
>Your body jerked and your cock twitched


>Rarity giggled, staring up at you with mischievous eyes, making sure to place a kiss on the spot she just bit before pulling away
>"It was difficult to move the thing, even with Applejack's strength, but we eventually managed it," she said.
"T-That's good," you said, giving Rarity's ass one more squeeze before letting your hands wander to her legs
>Rarity smiled as you started rubbing her thighs
>There was a very noticeable wetness near her groin
>You could also feel the heat coming off of her womanhood
>"It might be good for Twilight--I'm happy to help the girl after all--but I sincerely hope that I won't have to do something like that for a long while," Rarity said, exhaustion making its way onto her face as she groaned again
"Oh you poor girl," you said, giving her forehead a kiss. "You had such a hard day."
>Your hands left Rarity's groin and made their way to her crotch
>Rarity's eyes fluttered closed as your thumb brushed against her lower lips
>"Y-Yes, I've had a very long day," she said, kissing your neck
>You felt one of her small, slender hands making its way down your chest to rub against the outline of your cock
>Rarity lifted her head and looked up at you with hunger in her eyes
>"But not hard. Not yet~"