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[S] YOU THERE. BOY.

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  1. spriteclicks
  2. "WHAT'S THAT"
  3. "It looks different now. After you bit that APPLE, your whole house seemed to be trasported somewhere. Then the APPLE disappeared and the KERNELSPRITE underwent a transformation. Aside from the change in appearance, the transformation doesn't seem to have any relevant ramifications. You still can't understand a word this idiot says."
  4.  
  5. "THE GHOST CLOWN. DO SOMETHING WITH IT."
  6. "The 'GHOST CLOWN' is called the KERNELSPRITE! Or, rather just the SPRITE now, I suppose. You can't 'DO SOMETHING' with it at the moment! The only thing you can theoretically do with it is TIER 2 PROTOTYPE IT, assuming that's still possible..."
  7.  
  8. "TIER PROTO TYPE THE SPRITE, OR THE THING YOU SAID. DO IT."
  9. "You are not the one who is supposed to prototype it! The SBURB SERVER USER is supposed to do that."
  10.  
  11. charClicks
  12. "YOU THERE. BOY."
  13. "...What?"
  14.  
  15. "BOY. LISTEN TO ME, BOY."
  16. "His name is John, you nincompoop."
  17.  
  18. "BOY WHO IS JOHN. DO AS I SAY."
  19. "What would you like 'BOY WHO IS JOHN' to do?"
  20.  
  21. "OBEY MY COMMANDS, JOHN BOY."
  22. "And those commands would be...?"
  23.  
  24. "I WOULD LIKE THE BOY TO INTERACT WITH HIS ENVIRONMENT IN A CONSTRUCTIVE MANNER."
  25. "Maybe you should be a little more specific?"
  26.  
  27. "HAVE THE BOY ASSESS HIS CURRENT SITUATION."
  28. "I'm afraid I can't 'HAVE THE BOY' do that. Tell him to do it yourself!"
  29.  
  30. "VERY WELL."
  31. "...Ok."
  32.  
  33. "==>"
  34. "That instruction does not do anything at the moment!!!"
  35.  
  36. "==>"
  37. "Sigh. Could you please turn the controls over to a more competent user?"
  38.  
  39. "ASLFSAKLADAK"
  40. "Increasingly sophomoric. Also, you almost spelled 'SALAD' in there."
  41.  
  42.  
  43.  
  44. outsideCuffs
  45. "CLAIM THE DANGLING TREE-BAUBLE."
  46. "The TRICK HANDCUFFS are still there! THANK GOD. And no, you are not about to try to 'claim' them just now."
  47.  
  48. outsideSwing
  49. "BOY, ENGAGE THIS MANGLED TRAPESE-DISPLAY."
  50. "Looks like your SWING SET is toast. You relive fond memories in a moment of sorrow."
  51.  
  52. outsideSlimer
  53. "PONDER LAWN AMUSEMENT."
  54. "Your childhood nemesis, the SPRING-MOUNTED POGO-RIDE, sadly was not swallowed by the void. It will have to wait another day for its comeuppance."
  55.  
  56. outsideWires
  57. "FIDDLE WITH THE BRIGHT SPARKLY THINGS."
  58. "That sounds incredibly dangerous! John sensibly disregards your awful advice."
  59.  
  60. outsideGauge
  61. "ADMIRE THIS WALL-MOUNTED GADGET."
  62. "Through some mysterious force, your house still seems to be powered, even though the wires are severed. Quite bizarre."
  63.  
  64. utilCabinet
  65. "OPEN THESE AND RIFLE THROUGH THEM FOR GOODS."
  66. "You don't give a shit about what's in there! Probably nothing you'd be inclined to use now anyway."
  67.  
  68. utilWasher
  69. "THIS IS NO TIME FOR LAUNDRY."
  70. "You're right. Thank you for being sensible about it."
  71.  
  72. kitchPhone
  73. "THIS IS A TELEPHONE, BOY. USE IT."
  74. "The phone doesn't work!"
  75.  
  76. kitchBowl
  77. "PEEK IN BOWL OF GOO."
  78. "Wherever your DAD went, he seems to have left in a hurry. For all his absurdities you have to put up with, you sure wish he were here right now."
  79.  
  80. kitchBetty
  81. "SAMPLE POWDERED UNCOOKED DESSERT."
  82. "Back ye miserable wench! Stay thy choking airborne particulates of temptation!!!"
  83.  
  84. KitchBook
  85. "THIS BOOK IS TOO BIG FOR A YOUNG STUPID BOY."
  86. "COLONEL SASSACRE'S is your favorite book! Almost as favorite as WISE GUY! They are both your favoritest of all time!"
  87.  
  88. kitchHutch
  89. "PLUNDER CHEST."
  90. "Would you like to play a game?"
  91.  
  92. kitchSplats
  93. "EXAMINE THIS SMEARED SUBSTANCE."
  94. "Is this... Oil? You wonder what happened in here. Where's your DAD?"
  95.  
  96. kitchPlant
  97. "SNIFF VEGETABLE."
  98. "Doesn't smell like anything."
  99.  
  100. studyRack
  101. "DISREGARD THIS NONSENSE."
  102. "Your DAD used this stuff sometimes to dazzle you with his silly vaudevillian escapades. Really, you couldn't roll your eyes hard enough at his corny act."
  103.  
  104. studyMagazine
  105. "READ UNPLEASANT LITERATURE."
  106. "SERIOUS JESTER MAGAZINE. FOR THOSE FOR WHOM CLOWNING AROUND IS SERIOUS BUSINESS."
  107.  
  108. studyCan
  109. "CONSUME NUT."
  110. "You would, but you're not sure if this dark realm has any hospitals."
  111.  
  112. studySafe
  113. "OPEN THIS IRON VAULT, BOY."
  114. "You don't know the combination!!!"
  115.  
  116. studyClown2
  117. "SEEK THE RICHES HE GUARDS BELOW."
  118. "This one offers a friendly wave. But yeah, this is really just another stupid piece of shit."
  119.  
  120. studyWindow
  121. "LOOK HERE."
  122. "It's dark out there. Can't see anything for miles."
  123.  
  124. studyPic2
  125. "I SEE TREACHERY IN HIS EYES."
  126. "Oh, he doesn't look so bad." studyPic1
  127. "THIS MAN IS AN IMBECILE. IGNORE HIM."
  128. "He's alright. Looks like he doesn't take himself to seriously, and knows how to have a good time. You can only assume your DAD hung it crooked to make it look more 'whimsical'."
  129.  
  130. studyJoker
  131. "IT HAS A KNIFE. BE ALARMED BY THIS."
  132. "R.I.P. Ledger."
  133.  
  134. studyClown1
  135. "THROW THIS UGLY THING OUT THE WINDOW."
  136. "You will not do that intentionally! You only resort to throwing stuff out the window via SYLLADEX mismanagement."
  137.  
  138. studyPipe
  139. "IS THIS TOBACCO BURNING APPARATUS?"
  140. "Yuck. You still have pipe-taste in your mouth."
  141.  
  142. studyMural
  143. "INSPECT THIS MERRY BAND OF PERFORMERS."
  144. "Cirque du Soleil once filed a restraining order against your father. You were never so embarrassed in your life."
  145.  
  146. studyCards
  147. "THIS IS A MESS, BOY."
  148. "You're so glad your DAD wasn't watching when you did this. He never would have let you hear the end of it."
  149.  
  150. studyPiano
  151. "OPERATE THIS INSTRUMENT."
  152. "You play your favorite haunting refrain."
  153.  
  154. bathWindow
  155. "PEER THROUGH THAT WINDOW."
  156. "At least your back yard was salvaged too. Sort of."
  157.  
  158. bathToilet
  159. "YOUR PLUMBING APPEARS FAULTY."
  160. "Man, Rose did such a piss-poor job of fixing the bathroom. It would almost certainly be a mistake to try to use the toilet! You guess you could just go pee over the edge of the cliff..."
  161.  
  162. bathTub
  163. "YOUR PLUMBING APPEARS FAULTY."
  164. "Man, Rose did such a piss-poor job of fixing the bathroom. It would almost certainly be a mistake to try to use the toilet! You guess you could just go pee over the edge of the cliff..."
  165.  
  166. hallPic
  167. "I AM NOT FOND OF THIS SMUG FELLOW."
  168. "THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. What do you have up your sleeve there, Anderson? Look at that poker face. He's not telling a soul!"
  169.  
  170. hallDoorDad
  171. "OPEN THIS."
  172. "Your DAD'S room is still locked!!!"
  173.  
  174. roomMonsters
  175. "INSPECT THIS GHASTLY MAN AND HIS BOY."
  176. "'Fred Savage has a punchable face' your ass! More like a talented young actor's face who you would want to hang out with if you got the chance, and also if he were not a fully grown man now. Anyway, the thought of monsters lurking in your house scares the shit out of you, which is why this movie is so awesome. But the fact that those monsters could also be your BEST FRIEND is what makes it DOUBLY AWESOME."
  177.  
  178. roomCpu
  179. "INVESTIGATE THIS DEVICE."
  180. "It seems you are still connected to the internet. Rose is trying to get in touch with you. You will reply in a moment, once you have fully assessed your situation."
  181.  
  182. roomBook
  183. "THIS FUNNYMAN TEXT. YOU SHOULD IGNORE IT."
  184. "Just looking at the cover cracks you up! What a great book. Harry Anderson is your hero, and Mike Caveney's glowing treatment of the man does him every bit of justice. You'll have to give this another read soon."
  185.  
  186. roomLathe
  187. "THIS HUGE SEWING MACHINE. OF WHAT USE IS IT."
  188. "The PUNCH CARD seemed to contain the instructions for carving a TOTEM of a certain shape. You guess maybe other PUNCH CARDS will produce different shapes? It bears further exploration."
  189.  
  190. roomWindow
  191. "BOY, LOOK THROUGH THIS WINDOW."
  192. "At least your TIRE SWING remains unmolested. A tree without a tire swing is like... Like a house without a surrounding neighborhood, you guess."),
  193.  
  194. roomMacnme
  195. "MARVEL AT THIS ADVENTURE IN OUTER SPACE."
  196. "This movie is... Ok, this movie is really bad. Not even you can defend it. You've been meaning to take this poster down, actually."
  197.  
  198. roomGhostbusters
  199. "ARMED FOES OF THE DECEASED?"
  200. "Most people say the second one was not as great as the first, but you feel just the opposite. It was really cool and sort of gross how they hosed each other down with slime that made people angry. TG refers to the film as 'nasty manbro bukkake theater', whatever the hell that means."
  201.  
  202. roomConair
  203. "IS THAT JOHN CUSACK?"
  204. "Yeah, you guess so, but damn that door be coverin' up your man Cage something serious. That ain't cool!"
  205.  
  206. roomTowel
  207. "ACQUIRE THIS SMALL PERSIAN RUG."
  208. "It's a towel, dumbass! It will probably come in handy for cleaning up this weird mess in your room. Not that it's a huge priority, though."
  209.  
  210. roomSplats
  211. "EXAMINE THIS UNPLEASANT FLUID."
  212. "What is this stuff?"
  213.  
  214. roomBox
  215. "OBSERVE THIS BOX."
  216. "THE BUNNY IS NOT IN THE BOX. I SAID, THE BUNNY IS NOT IN THE BOX. WHY COULDN'T THE BUNNY BE IN THE BOX?"
  217.  
  218. roomBedDoor
  219. "THIS DOOR. EXPLAIN THIS."
  220. "Rose sure did a number on your house. But you guess she did manage to save your life. YOU GUESS."
  221.  
  222. livingQuin2
  223. "NO NO NO NO NO. KEEP MOVING."
  224. "Believe me, you have no intention of turning your head to observe this dreadful thing."
  225.  
  226. livingQuin1
  227. "I DETEST THIS! DISREGARD IT?"
  228. "The HARLEQUIN PAINTING? You have the sentiment in common with John then, I suppose."
  229.  
  230. livingBeagle
  231. "THAT MAN WITH THE HUMOROUS SPECTACLES. ADMIRE HIM."
  232. "Oh, Michael Cera. Your warm smile is a shining beacon in these dark times."
  233.  
  234. balcRail
  235. "PEEK OVER THE RAILING."
  236. "Getting close to the railing makes you a little nervous. It's a long way down."
  237.  
  238. balcCruxite
  239. "EXAMINE THE STRANGE BLUE VASE."
  240. "It is the piece of CRUXITE you carved with the TOTEM LATHE. When its contours were scanned, the ALCHEMITER was able to produce that tree. How odd!"
  241.  
  242. balcAlchemiter
  243. "THIS LARGE PLATFORM. GOOD GRIEF, WHAT IS IT BOY?"
  244. "The ALCHEMITER created the APPLE, or the tree that sprouted it rather, right on time to save you from destruction. You're not sure if you can say the same for your neighborhood though. You wonder what happened to your DAD?"
  245.  
  246. char
  247. "YOU THERE. BOY."
  248. "...What?"
  249.  
  250. balcDoor
  251. "BOY, OPEN THIS DOOR AND WALK THROUGH IT."
  252.  
  253. livingDoorBalc
  254. "WAIT GO BACK OUT HERE BOY."
  255.  
  256. livingDoorRoom
  257. "BOY, GO IN HERE."
  258.  
  259. livingDoorHall
  260. "WHAT IS DOWN HERE. PROCEED, BOY."
  261.  
  262. livingDoorKitchen
  263. "THIS WAY. THROUGH THE DOORS LIKE YOU SEE IN A COWBOY SALOON."
  264.  
  265. livingDoorStudy
  266. "HERE BOY. IN HERE."
  267.  
  268. studyDoor
  269. "RETURN TO THE LARGE ROOM WITH THE GROSS PAINTINGS."
  270.  
  271. roomDoor
  272. "GO OUT OF THE DOOR THAT IS NOT HERE."
  273.  
  274. hallDoorBath
  275. "GO IN THERE NOW."
  276.  
  277. hallArrow
  278. "NO GO BACK."
  279.  
  280. bathArrow
  281. "LEAVE AT ONCE."
  282.  
  283. kitchArrow
  284. "RETURN TO THE ROOM WITH THE DEAD HAG'S REMAINS."
  285.  
  286. kitchDoor
  287. "OPEN THIS DOOR NOW."
  288.  
  289. utilArrow
  290. "GO BACK INTO THE LUNCHEON PARLOR."
  291.  
  292. livingCrux
  293. "MOVE THIS ABSURD EDIFICE AND EXIT YOUR HOUSE, BOY."
  294. "This thing weighs a ton! You'd honestly be surprised if the game cursor could lift it, or at least not without a significant expense of GRIST. Of all the places for Rose to drop the infernal thing. More than ever you feel... what's the word you're looking for? Of course. Housetrapped."
  295.  
  296. utilDoor
  297. "EXIT, BOY."
  298.  
  299. outsideDoor
  300. "BACK INTO THE HOUSE WITH YOU."
  301.  
  302. kitchDrawing
  303. "EXAMINE THIS ARTWORK."
  304. "Your DAD was so proud when you drew this. He hung it up immediately and it's stayed there ever since. That was one week ago."
  305.  
  306. kSprite
  307. "WHAT'S THAT"
  308. "It looks different now. After you bit that APPLE, your whole house seemed to be trasported somewhere. Then the APPLE disappeared and the KERNELSPRITE underwent a transformation. Aside from the change in appearance, the transformation doesn't seem to have any relevant ramifications. You still can't understand a word this idiot says."
  309.  
  310. livingDolls
  311. "DESTROY THESE DIMINUTIVE SOLDIERS OF MERRIMENT."
  312. "It hardly seems worth it to go to the bother. You doubt you could get much for them at a garage sale even. Maybe a grubby palm of pennies and a kick in the nuts for the whole lot of 'em."
  313.  
  314. livingPokers
  315. "WIELD THESE INSTRUMENTS OF COMBAT."
  316. "Any one of these things would make a fine weapon. If only your STRIFE SPECIBUS wasn't already allocated. Oh well."
  317.  
  318. livingUrn
  319. "TOPPLE THIS URN IMMEDIATELY."
  320. "That would be disrespectful to your NANNA! You just won't do it!! Or not intentionally at least!!! You consider that it is fortunate she is no longer around to witness this sorrow. On the other hand, you would probably benefit from her elderly wisdom now..."
  321.  
  322. livingSoot
  323. "STOW LUMP OF SOOT FOR FUTURE USE, BOY."
  324. "That stuff is really dirty and you don't want it! Besides, you have it on good authority that a significant portion of it is comprised of asbestos."
  325.  
  326. livingLid
  327. "USE THIS TO RESEAL THAT OPENING THERE."
  328. "If only putting the lid back on the CRUXTRUDER would undo all it's done. Alas, Pandora's Tube has been opened."
  329.  
  330. livingPie
  331. "A SMALL DESSERT TRAY? USELESS."
  332. "In retrospect, it was pretty funny when your DAD pied you like that. Gotcha'd again by the old man!"
  333.  
  334. livingLamp
  335. "WHY DOES THIS SMALL MAN STAND HERE?"
  336. "This HARLEQUIN is always ready to serve you with illumination, whether you're reading a book, or just enjoying a nice pipe."
  337.  
  338. livingQuin4
  339. "UGH, NO."
  340. "So coy. So mysterious."
  341.  
  342. livingQuin3
  343. "VILE. PAY NO MIND TO THIS FILTH."
  344. "What is he even doing there? Playing with a ball or something? Clowns are stupid."
  345.  
  346. livingHead
  347. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS RUBBISH."
  348. "Ok, even YOU have to admit. This one's pretty funny! hehehehe!"
  349.  
  350. vault01
  351. "SHENANIGANS"
  352.  
  353. PSSafe
  354. "Retrieve arms from safe."
  355. "You already HAVE arms stupid!"
  356.  
  357. Shoot safe
  358. "With what?"
  359.  
  360. PSDesk
  361. "Make desk into fort and visit IMAGINATION LAND!"
  362. "Wow......So like... Where can I get some of YOUR drugs?"
  363.  
  364. PSWindow
  365. "Unplug window"
  366. "...It's a window..."
  367. "Pick up window"
  368. "That is so infeasable it hurts me."
  369.  
  370. PSPumpkin
  371. "WOAH, WHAT? THIS IS THE PUMPKIN? HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!!!!!1111"
  372. "No it's pumpkin shaped graffiti..."
  373.  
  374. GAME DEV FACTS: All Elements (but the pumpkin) drawn by Andrew Hussie in Photoshop, imported and subsequently vectorized, organized, named, and scripted by Alexis 'Gankro' Beingessner... Who is a guy...148 Objects, 538 lines, 140 bitmaps, 9 souls, 2 pumpkins, This line of code is 16732 characters..."