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  1. 01:40 -!- Rick [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  2. 01:41 < JEWS> hi rick
  3. 01:41 < Rick> Long time no see
  4. 01:41 < enig> OH SHIT
  5. 01:41 < enig> ROBERT
  6. 01:41 < enig> WAYNE
  7. 01:41 < enig> STILES
  8. 01:41 < enig> CALL THE SUN
  9. 01:41 < enig> SCOOP OF THE MILLENIUM
  10. 01:41 < Rick> Enig, it is time for the childishness to end
  11. 01:41 < Rick> I've grown up
  12. 01:41 < enig> What childishness?
  13. 01:42 < enig> All I see in front of me is a gender confused man child.
  14. 01:42 < Rick> I reread my chat logs from January and I must admit, I was a baby
  15. 01:42 < enig> You still are one now.
  16. 01:42 < Rick> You all had the right to laugh at me
  17. 01:42 < enig> Running back to Grandpappy Boss Cracka like that
  18. 01:42 < enig> So, how did you get back with Jacoby, Rick?
  19. 01:42 < Rick> I'm going to leave if you keep talking but I wanted to apologize to Introman
  20. 01:42 < PissHonk> I'm going to leave if you keep pissing but I piss to apologize to Introman
  21. 01:42 < enig> I thought he dumped your ass, due to the herpes and all.
  22. 01:42 < JEWS> this channel is for talking, rick
  23. 01:43 < Rick> I came back to apologize Jews
  24. 01:43 < enig> All can talk, Rick, your rules are not house rule.
  25. 01:43 -!- Pens [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  26. 01:43 < Rick> I am sorry
  27. 01:43 < JEWS> for what?
  28. 01:43 < Rick> For causing all of this drama
  29. 01:44 < Rick> From March 2012 to now
  30. 01:44 < enig> Sure you are.
  31. 01:44 < enig> Did you tell Jacoby sorry for the herpes Rick?
  32. 01:44 < enig> Or at all?
  33. 01:44 < Rick> No, I drank a cup of reality and look at ALL of my chat logs
  34. 01:44 < enig> >look at all
  35. 01:44 -!- Pens [[email protected]] has quit [emoquit: Page closed]
  36. 01:44 < Rick> and you know what, I was the biggest most immature shit ever
  37. 01:44 < enig> Boogetman much
  38. 01:44 < enig> Or Hanis much
  39. 01:45 < Rick> I know my grammer sucks buddy. I will improve it :)
  40. 01:45 < JEWS> i noticed that you're capitalizing words and not writing in all caps
  41. 01:45 < JEWS> that's a good start, rick
  42. 01:45 < Rick> I know my behavior sucks too. But I made ammends with my parents and I decided to come back and try here too
  43. 01:45 < enig> I swear, Rick, if you are klichka doing weenfaking again.
  44. 01:46 < JEWS> where would klichka get a dsl connection
  45. 01:46 < Rick> I quit what I was taking and got prescribed Abilify
  46. 01:47 < Rick> Well I just want Introman to know, I finally saw what he wanted me to see
  47. 01:47 < Rick> It was myself
  48. 01:47 < enig> Inb4 Robb is a born-again Christian
  49. 01:47 < Rick> No
  50. 01:47 < JEWS> so you're presenting as a male
  51. 01:47 < enig> Do you still hate the Lord, Rick?
  52. 01:47 < Rick> I just want to set myself right in the eyes of the world
  53. 01:48 < Rick> And to do that, I must listen to my father
  54. 01:48 < enig> But what of the eyes of the Lord, Rick?
  55. 01:48 < enig> What will you do to set things right with him?
  56. 01:48 < Rick> Can you guys get Introman in here?
  57. 01:48 < Rick> I'll do that too Enig
  58. 01:48 < Rick> In due time
  59. 01:49 < enig> Also Rick you pulled this stunt before, and then came back and claimed it was a fake you the whole time.
  60. 01:49 < enig> We know your game to a period.
  61. 01:49 < Rick> Nope, you have my word because I won't be back. I'm accepting my failures now
  62. 01:49 < Rick> Call me what you wish, dude :)
  63. 01:49 < JEWS> i don't think introman will be coming
  64. 01:50 < enig> Introman abandoned this site, Rick.
  65. 01:50 < enig> Trey is in charge now.
  66. 01:50 < JEWS> he's retired, so you might have to wait for him to visit
  67. 01:50 < Rick> Well then, you both have my apologies. Believe me or not, I truly trying to turn my life around
  68. 01:50 < PissHonk> Well then, you both have my pisslogies. Pisslieve me or not, I truly trying to turn my life around
  69. 01:51 < JEWS> so how are you planning to do it
  70. 01:51 < enig> Sure.
  71. 01:51 < enig> We heard this before.
  72. 01:51 < enig> That led back to square one.
  73. 01:51 < Rick> I'm going to present myself as a man and get a job
  74. 01:51 < Rick> simple as that. Try to appear normal even though I know I'm not
  75. 01:51 < JEWS> good, good
  76. 01:52 < Rick> And I'm not a special snowflake either, I'm a mentally retarded individual trying to get respect
  77. 01:52 < Rick> And with that, I take my leave
  78. 01:52 < Rick> Have a good life, Jews and Red Minus :)
  79. 01:52 -!- Rick [[email protected]] has quit [emoquit: Page closed]
  80. 01:54 -!- Rick [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  81. 01:54 < Rick> Also uh, pay no mind to the T-girls website
  82. 01:54 < Rick> That's just something I do on the side
  83. 01:55 < Rick> Just saying. every man has a fetish, and I think I may be gay
  84. 01:55 < JEWS> wouldn't surprise me
  85. 01:55 < JEWS> stick around, rick
  86. 01:56 < Rick> I just wanted to get that in because I know someone will find it and I don't want to scream at her to take it off the website
  87. 01:57 < enig> What happened to quitting, Rick?
  88. 01:57 < enig> Also I am not Red Minus.
  89. 01:57 < Rick> Nobody cares hopefully, I 've checked 888chan and you guys seem to care more about social justice
  90. 01:57 < enig> What makes you think that I am Red Minus, Rick.
  91. 01:58 < Rick> It was joke dude
  92. 01:58 < Rick> I know you're not red minus
  93. 01:58 -!- Zyklon [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  94. 01:58 < Zyklon> Sup
  95. 01:58 < Rick> I just know someone will post about the pictures and say I haven't changed but I have
  96. 01:58 < JEWS> hi Zyklon
  97. 01:59 < Rick> Zyklon, you have my apology sir
  98. 01:59 -!- Trey [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  99. 01:59 < Rick> Trey too, you also have my apology
  100. 01:59 < Zyklon> Alright, that is very kind of you. Why is change of heart?
  101. 02:00 < Rick> Because I reread some chat logs from January and noticed that I acted like a complete manchild douchebag
  102. 02:00 < Zyklon> I am very happy that you've come to see things this way, you'll go far.
  103. 02:00 < enig> Rick this is from JEWS http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/233/b/d/scfccgbrf7_by_jevvs-d6j5jye.png
  104. 02:00 < enig> He made it special
  105. 02:01 < JEWS> maybe you can use it to build your tgirl resume
  106. 02:01 < PissHonk> maybe you can use it to build your tgirl pisssume
  107. 02:01 < Rick> and then I read them from November, October, August, it was a horror story in reverse Zyklon
  108. 02:01 < JEWS> oh speaking of dA enig
  109. 02:01 < JEWS> http://comments.deviantart.com/1/383873368/3186463547
  110. 02:02 < Trey> Can we get this apology on vocaroo?
  111. 02:02 < Rick> And I noticed how Introman was saying what I realized right now
  112. 02:02 < enig> Lols
  113. 02:02 < Rick> Fine post it up
  114. 02:02 -!- Homor [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  115. 02:03 < Rick> I'll say it in my best male voice. Because listen, the trans thing, I'm just doing it on the side
  116. 02:03 < enig> Homor, Robb is here as Rick
  117. 02:03 < Trey> http://vocaroo.com/
  118. 02:03 < Rick> as a fetish
  119. 02:03 < Rick> like no hormones
  120. 02:03 < Rick> because those fuck me up
  121. 02:03 < Homor> Sure it isn't Klichka rusing us again?
  122. 02:03 <~introman> klichka has fios
  123. 02:04 <~introman> rob doesn't
  124. 02:04 < Zyklon> I was happy Robb understood to stay away, but looks like he did return.
  125. 02:04 < Zyklon> Could've been worse, though. Another tardrage and ragequit.
  126. 02:05 < Rick> Introman, you may not believe it but I understand you now
  127. 02:05 < enig> Still, what of Peter Jacoby, Rick?
  128. 02:05 < enig> Is he still in touch?
  129. 02:05 < Rick> I thought you were my enemy
  130. 02:05 < Rick> He pays me
  131. 02:05 < PissHonk> He piss me
  132. 02:05 < enig> More than $50 now, Rick, or is $50 the flat rate still
  133. 02:05 < Rick> You are now probably my greatest ally
  134. 02:06 < Trey> That's good to hear
  135. 02:06 < Rick> You made me realize how important my folks are to me, since my father isn't doing to well since he fell down the stairs
  136. 02:06 < Zyklon> Yeah, of course, it might still not be the best idea to whore yourself but this is great developement and I'm genuinely happy.
  137. 02:07 <~introman> I've never hated you , even back in the park bible days.
  138. 02:07 <~introman> robby
  139. 02:07 < Zyklon> That's terrible to hear.
  140. 02:07 < JEWS> rick, if you don't mind
  141. 02:07 < Homor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oPOplvvJlA
  142. 02:07 < Trey> Hopefully Wayne gets better
  143. 02:07 < JEWS> can we see recent pics of your male presentation
  144. 02:07 < enig> What is that Homor
  145. 02:08 < enig> Looks fun
  146. 02:08 < Homor> >That feel when no HD remake of Vice City ever
  147. 02:08 < Homor> Enig: It's a GTA 4 map mod that turns it into vice city.
  148. 02:08 < JEWS> you're going to need to compete with healthy men to get a good job, rick
  149. 02:08 < Rick> Introman, I treated Wayne like he was a trust fund dispenser
  150. 02:08 < enig> If only there was a port of San Andreas to GTAIV
  151. 02:08 < JEWS> and this channel is full of healthy men
  152. 02:08 < enig> That would be 11/10 GOTYAYEY
  153. 02:08 < Rick> My own father
  154. 02:09 <~introman> always late to the party stiles. All i gotta say to you without patronizing you
  155. 02:09 < Homor> >San Andreas HD
  156. 02:09 < Homor> What GTA 4 should have been.
  157. 02:09 < Rick> That was sick, I was sick. So now I'm doing right and I'm just going to apologize to everyone
  158. 02:10 < Rick> So Introman, in a second I'll apologize on vocaroo to you
  159. 02:12 < Rick> except now my microphone is not working
  160. 02:12 < Rick> anyone know how to fix a window 7 mike?
  161. 02:13 <~introman> try refreshing the page and pressing accept for the flash thing
  162. 02:13 < JEWS> shout JULAY into it really, really loud
  163. 02:13 <~introman> and than press stop.
  164. 02:13 <~introman> and re record
  165. 02:13 < PissHonk> and re pisscord
  166. 02:13 < enig> I second JEWS on that.
  167. 02:13 < enig> Good way of testing the mic's volume ceiling
  168. 02:13 < PissHonk> Good way of testing the mic's volume pissing
  169. 02:13 < JEWS> you might need to change its settings in the control panel too
  170. 02:14 < Rick> Oh and Homor, you also have my apology. You will never hear of my wretched existance anymore
  171. 02:14 -!- Ivan_Komarov [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  172. 02:14 < Ivan_Komarov> any lolcows on?
  173. 02:14 < JEWS> yes
  174. 02:15 < Ivan_Komarov> who?
  175. 02:15 < Rick> Shh, I guess this is my cue
  176. 02:15 < enig> The greatest one on earth Ivan
  177. 02:16 < Ivan_Komarov> Gerard Finneran?
  178. 02:16 < enig> Hobert Hayne Hiles, Ivan
  179. 02:16 < PissHonk> Piss Hayne Hiles, Ivan
  180. 02:17 < Ivan_Komarov> oh shit, I assuming its whoreos?
  181. 02:18 < JEWS> rick http://support.microsoft.com/kb/935309
  182. 02:19 -!- Skattle [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  183. 02:19 -!- Skattle [[email protected]] has quit [emoquit: Page closed]
  184. 02:21 -!- x86systems [[email protected]] has joined #n0chan
  185. 02:22 < Homor> Don't be a bitch, Rick.
  186. 02:22 < Homor> Seriously.
  187. 02:23 < x86systems> What's happening?
  188. 02:23 < enig> IT'S HAPPENING
  189. 02:24 < x86systems> Is Robert here?
  190. 02:24 < x86systems> >[email protected]
  191. 02:27 < Homor> He's rick.
  192. 02:35 < superthermite> New Rob cocks?
  193. 02:43 -!- Rick [[email protected]] has quit [emoquit: Page closed]
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