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  1. 28 * ylambda holds his nose and looks at poopv
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  3. 64 <LuckySpam> I'm selling the game to FOX
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  5. 65 <PriMajor> I don't know what it is about this duck's penis that is so fascinating, but I can't stop watching the gif
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  7. 73 <Felix> I need to make sure to say something really weird before I leave, that way everyone can quote it.
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  9. 83 <poopv> balls and weiners all the way
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  11. 84 <MscleCups> im so confused
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  13. 86 <poopv> !murder_ylambda
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  15. 89 <poopv> LuckySpam, I think you're ugly
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  17. 96 <cat> I like peepee
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  19. 103 <Fank1> i eat pussy like i have a disease and the antidote is in the pussy
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  21. 127 <bizkut> And the plumber dug around in my toilet, built a cone for accuracy, then it turned out I didn't actually have diarrhea
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  23. 128 <poopv> Also he would change all the background music to Norwegian death metal
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  25. 131 <MscleCups> my scrotum smells weird
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  27. 144 <\mSg> Iunno, talking about pubs kinda makes me wet. FTFY
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  29. 149 <LuckySpam> If someone sees PrivateMajor, ask him about cybering and no women being allowed in MLTP
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  31. 160 <PriMajor> damn watball get off bbqs nuts
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  33. 161 <Watball> So I will tenderly and lovingly caress bbq's balls until he gets his ass in here so I can hand it to him
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  35. 165 <Robocop> Что надо?
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  37. 178 <zrw> do off center buttholes exist?
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  39. 179 <bizkut> Dude, double-buttholes exist
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  41. 180 <LuckySpam> Yeah, Swingman. I heard you make a good kising noise.
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  43. 185 <LuckySpam> !grab LuckySpam
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  45. 193 <XYZT> So can anyone help me with the ping?
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  47. 195 <WrcknBall> is it true that if you boil a frog slowly, it doesn't jump out?
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  49. 196 <chiinacat> wow i want to see dicks in 262145 dimensions
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  51. 197 <XYZT> Controlling a penis with that dimensionality will require some seriously fine-tuned motor control.
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  53. 201 <bbq_> PriMajor how many dimensions is your dick?
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  55. 203 <akfrog> a suspicious number of quotes seem to be about dicks
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  57. 204 <McBride36> and then dicks
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  59. 205 <Jaylez> I guess I've just never said dicks before
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  61. 208 <poopv> I have decided that the map testing committee will hereforth be forever known as "the testicles"
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  63. 209 <LuckySpam> ylambda, you do know you can control the ball with clicks right?
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  65. 210 <zrw> But do they make you poop sideways or does gravity do the job?
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  67. 214 <XYZT> Have you ever woken up to see a spider probing your eyeball with it's leg?
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  69. 221 <McBride36> so one night, while she was on top. i leaned over from the top bunk and tapped her on the shoulder and asked if i could join in
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  71. 222 <Chalksy> FLOP FLOP FLOP
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  73. 223 <chiinacat> where the guy sticks his dick between his legs and the girl blows him from behind
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  75. 224 <Ramrod> That asshole with his superior carpenter sniffing abilities
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  77. 228 <zrw> Wait, fish don't fuck? Is that true? Then how do they pollute each other?
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  79. 229 <bizkut> I'm glad you dowered, McBride36. Now I get to imagine youe showering.
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  81. 230 <Spheroid> "Shoot for the stars, because if you reach the stars, you'll be in space and it will look cool, and you'll probably die but whatever you're in space bro, deal with it." - Spheroid
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  83. 239 <PuppyGuar> instructions unclear traffic cone in ass
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  85. 244 <lobster> wait. have you guys ever seen a double-butthole?
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  87. 247 <bizkut> SmoothAberration might be too intense for youtube, but this isn't. I have seen the butthole, and there's a cyst right next to it that needs to be drained.
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  89. 254 <turtleman> this confuses me
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  91. 259 <bizkut> I have to agree, Wumbo. PBS is clearly dabes
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  93. 260 <bizkut> I'd bang both, because 2 chicks at the same time, man.
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  95. 265 <Chalksy> a kid goes "flop flop flop, WHAT YOU DOIN' ON THE GROUND THERE, MISTER FISH?"
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  97. 266 <PrettyBoy> how many dicks do you think can humanly fit in your mouth?
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  99. 269 <Chalksy> BEAT THAT BOOTY WITH A STICK
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