fuck me in the dick i love katawa shoju

“okay everyone get the fuck out”
-yuko whos not a pussy as much anymore

CRAPTIWA SHITJOU FOREVER INTERNAL BY KS/SKYPE/ GROUP (in collaberation with studio fourstar)

**(a/n we worked reel hard on ths so ples dont falme us or northinjust tel us wat u liek)**

one day when hiso nakai wen doing some fisiks homework for mutos class he had a thought what if he had not went with kenji when he was drinking and having pretzel and not died

“hey bruh sorry for getting you fall off the roof i just wanted ur help with this cool tihng im dooing” sed ken gee

“ok what is it” sed hisao non chalantedly

“im going to make a super cereal mecha robot like the onses in transmorphers that are also a car and i need your botty parts to help me make it like buzzblebee and gigatron robots” replied kengi

“yea cool i can help” said hisao cooly because he’s a fuckin bro

“but why do kejoi need my help?” sed hissy

“so i can help thawrd the feminsts duh!!!!”  “o ok”

“okat so what do you want me to do?” hisao asked

“wel first i need 1 thing from those cripple bishes you hang aorund”

“i need the ear of student coinsil presidente the eye of blind bitch that drink tea the feet of that painting rin that has autistic the arm of no leg bish that killed you once in the hallways n the fat pink bitch drill”

“ok” sed hisao all readily

as he had set off 2 da girlz dormaritores he didnt kno who 2 look for first as he had rtrickedd lily into him being a spooky gost trip rin whle making a paint n made fun o emi dads dead and call misha a fat hoe but he didnt hav any bad relationships with the hanako girl so he went to her first cause trhey both like books (a/n WHAT ANERD!!!!!!!)
as hosir knocked on banakos door she opened it all timid cause she is shy girl

“hi”, sed hissy “can u halp me wit someting hankiepankie¿“

“s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-ssure i guess,” said hanako, “w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what is it you need help with” (a/n hanako is so qt three point one four and shy <33333333)

“wel for starters i need 2 get the bodie parts of cripple bitch and i need yor help to make sueper gundaman crisis battlesiut thing for my roomate kenjo”

“o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ok... no problemo hisao” she said as she make a kawaii smile

“hottu dogu lets go” sed hissyo.

so they both head off 2 the student torture (a/n I MEAN COUNCIL ROOM HAHAH MY BAD) n go 2 shitzunes lair for her ear for the mega bot so they can thward the feminist plot (a/n i mean its not like she needs it anyway LOL AMIRITE)

knocks kmock on the student counseal door and there emerged a ravenus shizune

she had her normal blu hair all messed up n her school uniform all torn cause she has been making alot of work lately for the school cause thry have a lazy principle and relys on disabled child labor to do all da work

“what the fuk do you guysz want dfreom me im doing the work right now” screamed shizune (a/n hisoy sauce learned sing languade a while ago so she has a spaeking voice ok shut up) “we need ur ear for the super…” and then it hit him this is secret he no tell her

oh so youre not going 2 speak uhuh ok i see then she sumoned chuck norris with her super sand lesbien powers chuck norris rised from the heavens

“sup”, said chuck

“sup” said handnako and hisssssssssaao (a/n get it cause he a snake hahaha haha)
hanako was like “omg chuk put ur hottu doggu in2 my spicey FAJITA GORDITA” (a\n get it cuz she’s all burned and shit) and chuck was all like “k” suddenly shit zune had been kill (a/n yes) n they got da ear but hisao had 2 spaghetti so no sex scene for u pervers ;)))))))

ok good job hankao lets go for lilly eye now i dont kno where she hang out anymor cuase i called her a dum bitch that has slut attribuetes

“NO!!!” screeched hanko “i lov lilly evne tho she took a little sea pick hills in the butt a little but I STILL LOVE HER!!!!!!” she was so angry but she stil wanted to help with my conquest with tha feminst regeem

hisao had the slightst clu where lily would be and that was as the tee room where they had the dead ppls that hsizun liked and she was there of course

“OI WATRE YA BLUDDY GITS DOIN IN MA TEE ROOM YA BUCNH O SLAGS”  rexhaled lilly drawing her eye-lander

“we need your eyez to mak a supe rcool secret thing u cant kno bout its not like u need them anyway lol and u can be a duble pirate”

“CUM N GET IT LADDY” she exlamation pointed as she drawed her sord
hisao wasnt in the mood for no bul shit so he just slap the sord out of her hand and poke her eye out so now she has 2 wear an i patch so she can look like a pirate or the demonstration man from collaboration stronghold II by valve games(TM)

“OH THEY’RE GUN TA HAFF TA GLUE YOU BACK TAGETHA. IN HECK!” se has sreamed as she had laid there eyeless but she still blind lol who care not eye (a/n get it lol becase her eye lol)

aftur da tramatic events in CP_degrootkeep (a/n aka breavehart for all u w/o tf2 hats)  they run 2 the art room and find rin taking a nap all high and shit

“shhhhhhhhhhhhh be very quiet im hunting rins hanakoboboboboob“ “oooooo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo-o-o-o-o-ok hisora” said hanako (a/n SOOO CUTE <3)

the room ahad smelt like marijuna plants and LSD bcuz rin is a stoner ever since the heterophobic art teeacher had yelled at her for being a shit a(r/u)tists and being one o gods mistakes lol so she smokes smoke weed smoke smoke weed every day day (a/n if u havnt watched ‘Nichijoint: my ordinary weed’ u should or else ur a fucking gay guy and not cool like us ks dudes that are rood and enjoy teh boob(a/n/n wow such long a/n))
since hanak o is a clumsie bish she had tripped on one of those fancy pantsy autist esils and had made a mess and the spilling of a piant that woken up the SREEPINGU rin

“AWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA WHO DA HELL WOK ME FROM MY NAP NIGGA IM TRYIN 2 TAKE A STONEY NAP CANT YALL NIGGAS HAVE NO COMPASSION FOR A NIGGA O SHIT DIDN 2 CHAINS ALBUM COME OUT TODAY FINNA GET THAT BROS” she sed blazin up a joint. we had also forgoten that the marijuna turned rin into a young black male personality

“ay what u niggas doin in ma side of da hood” she sed all stoneded

“rin r u high” hisser asked

“awwwww shiet yeah, nigga, whatchu want” rin sed after a long toke

“we need ur body parts 2 make a super cool secret project for my fag roomm8 that push me off roofg “

“aw shit wy didn u say so i was finna busta cap in a nigag ass” so she cut off her foot caus the devils lettuce makes u imvinciple from hurt so she did it no problem even though she has no arms all witout droppin her joint


“wow, thanks rin “

“yea no probs jus giv it back 2 me before i hav to make a paintin i do dat shit the bess” she said putting on sunglasses while dmx where the hood at start blasting cause thats her jam

aftur that hiso and hanankle had run 2 emis room to get her arm and they knocked on the door

when they find out the door is open they had seen emi wit a lemon up her no no spot and hisao hated the smell so he used AXE(™) BRAND BODY SPRAY (a/n it’s LINX(™) for britfags) to negate the bad stensh and he had taken jigoros soared (a/n dont ask) and cut her arm off and ran away with the arm after he cut it off and ran away and it still was holding lemon so he had made aferw they got the arm it was delisoucis

afte hees and hank left emis room hisuo stubed his toe on the wall and hurt it
“datu feeru” hisa said with a squint of pane in his eye
 as he sed dat a male vioc sounding like ear sex n ching chong had ravaged the air saying “datu feeru” and then hitzar said “wat was noize” an hanko sed “the sound of progres” n hiso said “da” and they went 2 da shenghai 2 find misha n cut her dril so they walkd to the shangai n they had no money so they had 2 eat sumt hin different

“hisao im hunger” said hanalko

“so am i” said hisalt “do u like chocolate”

“yea ok. gimme the chocolate hisao”

“ok here u go” hisao reach into his backpack n pulls out a kawwai bar of chocolate n shie eats it (a/n WHAD U THING U SICKS SHE WAS GOING TO POOP IN HER!!!?? NO THAT IS NAST THIS IS FAMILY FRIENDLY STORY)

they arive 2 da shenghello in time 2 fin mishas fat ass robbing da plac cus she had no money n she ate everything

“IM GONNA WAHAHA YOU IN THE FACE SO AHRD IF U DONT GIVE ME MY PARFAITS YOU FREAKING FRICKS AAAA” she said as she went into a rage n her drills turned in2 mishanite drills n she kill yuko (a/n rip in peace)

“STOPPP! we are going to take ur dil pickhill you heartles mother**** for the kenjibo- WOOPS HISO CANT SPOIL IT” so he kills her by giving her da posion chocolat he has in his backpack but it didnt do nothing 4 sum weird raison and hanako was vomiting all gross and hisao had 2 stop n think

“HANAKOLDCUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE GIVEN YOU THE SPOILED CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AM I GOING TO FIGHT THIS MISHA NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” hisao had yelled from the tip of his lung as he was crying alot
hisao ran hed first into the misha n made a big explosion that blew up the bangkok n killed the misha so we have the dril now n they come back 2 kenji

“hey u build me da bot so i can aveng the handankle i accidentally kill” (a/n no again)

“ok dude” said kenjo

after a epic building montage n watching tons of atlantic rim n the transmorphers and the gundam xxl movies jenki had made da best super suit transfomer suv ferarri delux car ever made ever made ever n they had killed all the femininsts n had a heterosexual relationship and lived FOREVER ETERNAL in their hearts


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FIN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
datu feeru wenTHE ENDU!!!11!!1!!one!!1

extra sh1t l0l


(a/n Laccey and Handankle are best girls nigger. - proefesor cornellis hakabobabobee)

u no how lik on dvd movies thers like outtakes rite? this is like that but 4 books:

Then Hanako was like “omg proffesor put ur penus in2 my spicey FAJITA GORDITA” (a\n get it cuz she’s all burned and shit) and prof was all like “k”

the prof hert hanako tho cuz his 30 y/o mega diq was lik 15 inches and thats more than a fut. her chicken/bacon fajita was bleding alot and it was sad but horny as fuk at the same time. Gore watched becuz he lieks blud.

but hana lovd it and they got murried and went to waterloo 2 kill wish and sucede and celebrate party :) also nana cums bak as a mentally difficiant zombie nigger thing and kills all the jews and thats how world war 2

after the hot stemey sex hana and the prof decided dat they shoould like totly hav a thresum with the prof’s wife. And they did and it was gr8 m8.

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!e en

Mean while hisao and hanako was walkin and then hanako said"hisao whos that"and then hisao looked and it was misha and shizune.hisao said"that is misha and shzunie"and then shizune said"hisao"and then hisao said"shizune long time seen" and then shizune said"hows you"and then hisao said"I am fine"and then misha said"whos this then"and then hisao said"meet hanako I found her in the woods when she was bein shy".hanako was shy at first and then hisao said"hanako come and meet shizune and misha"and then hanako said"hello I am hanako".hisao said"she is the princess"and then shizune said"she is so cute"and then hisoa said"that will be my falut"and then misha said"why"and then hanaklo said"he protects me thats why"and then hisao looked up and said"I think we should go back to the school"and then hanako said"I can feel it too".

“AN I SWING MY STUBS UP IN DA AIR SOME TIMe SAYIN A - O, IM A CRIPPAL” - rin


[“GodDamnitBitey”- ampyt contibrutor (a/n he roled a 7(a/n hes also gay lol -bitey(a/n fag lool]))] (a/n shut up lol -nigga}


With special thanks so:
Bitey (is best)
GOREFATHER da bes
Gift of Gab (he supports gay rights because he kisses girls faggot(even though he is kissless virgin))(eyel huk u in teh GABber m8 i swer on me mum)
PROFE$$OR C0RN3LIU$ $WAGGARBRUH the Third esquire (he’s the pale white richfag)
NIGGA (he’s the asian one n made up da concept for da storie and did all the riting while u fags jacked eachother off down here) :))))))))
spaghetti
hottu dogus
And Alpha, the great narrator.
AND THE DARK LORD SATANhai;)
AND THEN EVERYONE GOT BLOWJOBS AND DIED.
le story end
DATTA FEERU WEN DA ENDU we luv u all <333
>:3c