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  1. if (message ==="ping") {
  2. console.log(channelID);
  3. sendMessages(channelID, ["Pong"]); //Sending a message with our helper function
  4. }
  5. else if(message ==="fuck warzh")
  6. {
  7. sendMessages(channelID, ["yeah fuck warzh"]);
  8. }
  9. else if (message ==="!ANDY")
  10. {
  11. sendMessages(channelID,["**A.N.D.Y** *Artificial Neutron Displacement Yield*: The hit new 2-D thriller from Gmaul studios!"]);
  12. }
  13. else if(message ==="!gmaulstream")
  14. {
  15. sendMessages(channelID,["http://www.hitbox.tv/gmaul"]);
  16. }
  17. else if(message ==="!gzspeak")
  18. {
  19. bot.joinVoiceChannel("105094891633168384", function() {
  20.  
  21. });
  22. }
  23. else if(message ==="!gzquiet")
  24. {
  25. bot.leaveVoiceChannel("105094891633168384");
  26. }
  27. else if (message ==="!bullshit")
  28. {
  29. bot.getAudioContext({channel: "105094891633168384", stereo: true}, function(stream) {
  30. stream.playAudioFile('bullshit.mp3');
  31. });
  32. }
  33. else if (message ==="!saystuff")
  34. {
  35. bot.getAudioContext({channel: "105094891633168384", stereo: true}, function(stream) {
  36. stream.playAudioFile('saystuff.mp3');
  37. });
  38. }
  39. else if (message ==="!legend")
  40. {
  41. bot.getAudioContext({channel: "105094891633168384", stereo: true}, function(stream) {
  42. stream.playAudioFile('bigredlegend.mp3');
  43. });
  44. }
  45. else if (message ==="!job")
  46. {
  47. bot.getAudioContext({channel: "105094891633168384", stereo: true}, function(stream) {
  48. stream.playAudioFile('job.mp3');
  49. });
  50. }
  51. else if (message ==="!jold")
  52. {
  53. bot.getAudioContext({channel: "105094891633168384", stereo: true}, function(stream) {
  54. stream.playAudioFile('jold.mp3');
  55. });
  56. }
  57. else if (message ==="!bigredsdick")
  58. {
  59. bot.getAudioContext({channel: "105094891633168384", stereo: true}, function(stream) {
  60. stream.playAudioFile('bigredsdick.mp3');
  61. });
  62. }
  63. else if (message ==="!start")
  64. {
  65. bot.getAudioContext({channel: "105094891633168384", stereo: true}, function(stream) {
  66. stream.playAudioFile('start.mp3');
  67. });
  68. }
  69. else if (message ==="!pk")
  70. {
  71. bot.getAudioContext({channel: "105094891633168384", stereo: true}, function(stream) {
  72. stream.playAudioFile('pk.mp3');
  73. });
  74. }
  75. else if(message ==="!rekt")
  76. {
  77. sendMessages(channelID,["R E K T","E","K","T"]);
  78. }
  79. else if(message.indexOf("!setmovie") === 0)
  80. {
  81. movie = message.replace('!setmovie ','');
  82. sendMessages(channelID,["Movie has been set to: " + movie]);
  83. }
  84. else if(message === "!movie")
  85. {
  86. sendMessages(channelID,["This week's movie is " + movie + ". Movie night is Sunday 11:00pm real time 10:00pm cuck time"]);
  87. }
  88. else if(message ==="(puke)")
  89. {
  90. sendFiles(channelID, ["pukeface.png"]);
  91. }
  92. else if (message ==="!jold")
  93. {
  94. sendFiles(channelID, ["joldboys.png"]);
  95. }
  96. else if (message ==="!bigred")
  97. {
  98. sendFiles(channelID, ["fakebigred.png"]);
  99. }
  100. else if (message ==="!arandargf")
  101. {
  102. sendFiles(channelID, ["arandargf.jpg"]);
  103. }
  104. else if (message ==="!gmaul")
  105. {
  106. sendFiles(channelID, ["gmaul.png"]);
  107. }
  108.  
  109. !chong
  110.  
  111. !randomchong
  112.  
  113. !joke
  114.  
  115. neck urself
  116.  
  117. neck yourself
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