One Shots

A Few Good Pones

>Day of Reckoning in Equestria.
>You are in a courtroom.
>Celestia is presiding over the case.
>Spitfire is your lawyer in a rape case against Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy has been avoiding admitting to anything, and Spitfire is getting mad.
>She knows you were raped. She spent weeks working on your case, preparing.
>And yet, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Flutternutter is sticking to her claim of not guilty.
>After 10 minutes of direct questioning from Spitfire, and cleverly worded evasive answers from Fluttershy, your lawyer is getting annoyed.
>SF"Fluttershy, did you rape the human Anonymous?"
>Tia"You don't have to answer that question!"
>FS"I'll answer the question. You want answers?"
>SF"I think I'm entitled."
>FS"You want answers?"
>SF"I want the TRUTH!"
>FS"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Lieutenant, we live in a world that has animals, and those animals have to be taken care of by mares, with love. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Spitfire? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for Anon and you curse the caregiver. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That what I did, though tragic, probably saved lives. And my love, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties. You WANT me to love Anon, you NEED me to love Anon.We use words like 'magic, kindness, and love. I use these words as the backbone of a life spent caring for little creatures . YOU use them as a PUNCHLINE! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a mare who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of the care I provide, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said 'Thank you' and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you find a hot monkey dick, and get ready to suck. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
>SF"Did you rape Anonymous the human?
>FS"I did the job that--"
>SF"DID YOU RAPE ANONYMOUS THE HUMAN?"
>FS:"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID! I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO KNOW HE IS LOVED, AND I WOULD DO IT TO ANY HUMAN WHO CAME HERE WITH THIER GOOD LOOKS AND THIER HOT MONKEY DICKS!"
>Tia"Fluttershy, under the laws of Equestria, you are charged with the rape of Anonymous the human, you are hereby stripped of your bearership of the element of kindess, and sentenced to life in the Molestian dungeon.
>Celestia's face turns into Molestia as Fluttershy is dragged away kicking and screaming.
>Spitfire comes over to you with a smile.
>SF"You've finally won Anon! Now... About that payment I asked for.."
>You grin at the prospect of the payment you are about to give, a payment made all the better due to the fact that you will never again be...
>Fucking Fluttershy.

Anon's Lost That Loving Feeling

>You are Anon.
>And you are sitting at the bar, as usual, drinking with Berry Punch.
>You're getting pretty hammered when you feel a hoof tap your shoulder.
>You turn around to find Fluttershy standing before you.
>"Uh...umm excuse me mister..."
>Rainbow Dash comes up behind her and pushes Fluttershy away, looking at you.
>"Don't worry bro, I'll take care of this..."
>Suddenly Fluttershy pushes herself back in front of you, holding a mic.
>FS:"You never close your eyes any more when I kiss, your liiippsss~"
>Rainbow Dash also has a mic, and picks up the next line.
>RD:"And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertiiipps~"
>FS:"You're trying hard not to show it.."
>Entire Bar:"BAAAABBYYYYYY~"
>All:"BUT BABY! BELIEVE ME I KNOW THAT... YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELING, WHOA THAT LOVIN' FEELING....YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELING NOW IT'S GONE...GONE...gone... woahoahh dum, dadum, dadum dum dum."
>Fluttershy is looking into your eyes, her own teal orbs brimming with hope as the others continue singing.
>You sigh and motion for her to sit next to you.
>The entire bar cheers.
>You turn back to the barman and call for a round of drinks on you.
>A small smile graces your lips as you shake your head, and you mutter.
"Fucking Fluttershy..."

Plushie Lovin'

>Anon walks into the library.
>Spike isn't there, can't find Twilight.
>Hear sounds coming from her room.
>Investigate.
>As you approach, you hear Twilight moaning.
>"Oh yes... More Celestia, fuck me harder, harder! yes! YES! OOOOHHHH"
>Peek in the door.
>Twilight is lying on her bed with a life sized Celestia plushie.
>The plushie has a massive dildo strap on, and it seems Twilight was just using it to fuck herself
>In the ass....
>Now she's murmuring to the doll.
>You cock an ear and listen.
>"Oh Celestia... I wish I could admit my feelings for you... You were the best mother a filly could want..."
>Though you are somewhat shocked at what you hear, you nonetheless find yourself harder then diamonds.
>You watch Twilight wrap her hooves around the plushie, kissing it sloppily and moaning as she uses her magic to rub the dildo against her sopping marehood.
>Your hand unconsciously gravitates towards your crotch, and you start to rub yourself through your pants as Twilight moans louder.
>She breaks off kissing the plushie, levitating it as she turns herself around, presenting herself to it (and you).
>She magically places the plushie with its forhooves over her back, as a real stallion would mount a mare, and pushes her ass back against the horsecock dildo.
>As she does this, she starts talking to the plushie again, apparently living out some sort of fantasy.
>You don't really care though, you haven't had sex in months, and watching this is probably as good as it's gonna get.
>"Please mommy, please fuck my ass like a dirty little filly, fill me up with your big, hard cock."
>You unzip your pants and pull out your cock, slowly stroking it as you watch Twilight push the dildo into her ass.
>"Oh yes mommy, just like that, more!"
>Her magic makes the dildo begin thrusting in and out of her ass, making it look like the plushie is actually fucking her.
>Twilight's lewd moans and yelps of pleasure cause your cock to twitch in your hand, and you stifle your own groan of pleasure, your eyes glued to the scene in front of you.
>Twilight's moans soon become one continuous cry of pleasure, and her eyes roll up in her head as she begins spasming in orgasm, her pussy squirting juices all over her bed.
>She doesn't stop fucking herself however, and you lean closer to the door, pushing it open a little more to get a better view.
>This proves to be the wrong thing to do, however, as you suddenly overbalance and crash on the floor, into Twilight's room.
>The mare in question doesn't seem surprised at all, nd indeed, she doesn't even pause in her pleasuring of herself as she turns her lust filled gaze at you.
>"I was.. Wondering when.. You'd stop watching and come.. Fuck me..."
>Her words echo with the hymn of angels in your head and you almost cum right then.
>Your favourite pony wants you to fuck her!
>Not needing to be told twice, you leap up, positioning yourself behind Twilight, and the plushie, and  you slowly insert your cock into her marehood.
>As you hilt inside her, you hear her moan in satisfaction, and you can feel her clit winking against the underside of your manhood.
>Placing your hands on the cutie marks on either flank, you begin thrusting, finding a rhythm opposite than that of the dildo in Twilight's ass.
>The purple unicorn is lost in ecstasy as you fuck her harder and harder, spanking her flank every now and then, making hear cry out in pain and pleasure.
>You lose track of how often she orgasms, the intervals between each getting shorter and shorter until it seems she is in a perpetual state of bliss.
>Too soon for your liking, you feel a tension rise in your balls, and soon afterwards, you find yourself shooting a massive load of cum into Twilight.
>As you both come down from your post orgasmic bliss, you lie on the bed and snuggle each other, with Twilight feathering your chest with little kisses.
>It doesn't take long for her to fall asleep, and you stay there, with your arms wrapped around her, smiling.
>Your gaze drifts to the night stand, where a small note rests, curious, you squint, trying to make out the pony scribble.
>"My dearest Twilight, I cannot express how sad I was upon hearing in your last letter how much you missed me. I myself must confess to feeling much the same way. I have therefore sent you this special gift, in the hopes that it may remind you of me. And maybe, with it, you might just feel a little closer to me..."
>The cryptic last sentence of the note makes you look over at the plushie, standing abandoned next to the bed, and you have to stifle a shocked shout when it winks at you.
>You hear Celestia's voice echo in your head, along with a giggle, as the stitched smile on her likeness seems to grow bigger.
>"Let's just keep this our little secret, shall we Anon?"

Turning Time

>You are Anon.
>And you are fucked.
>Completely, impossibly, irrevocably fucked.
>Fluttershy's daily fetish guess was probably one of the stupidest ideas anyone has ever had, across the entire multiverse.
>You opened the door to a statue of an angel.
>Not just any angel statue though, oh no, Fluttershy went out of her way to find you your very own WEEPING ANGEL.
>So here you are, stuck on your front porch, unable to move around lest you be sent into the past.
>Fluttershy tried to get into your pants, but since she can't get around your belt/zipper, she gave up.
>Lucky for you, Time Turner happened to be walking by... 6 hours into your staring contest with a statue.
>He claimed he could get you out of it, but you would have to trust him on this one.
>"Anon, your coom is the only thing that can disrupt their quantum lock!"
>wut
>"Anon, quick! Take your pants off!"
>Time turner pulls out a small cylinder with a green LED at the end.
>He points it at your belt, which undoes itself somehow.
>"Ooh! Can I borrow that after?" Fluttershy asks.
>Time Turner then reaches a hoof towards your coom spout.
>All the while you're staring dead ahead at the potentially lethal space angel.
>Time Turner starts stroking your member, which for some reason starts hardening in his rough, manly grip.
>"Ah, this reminds me of the time me and Derpy were stuck on Oberon IV, and I was a glistening black eel herder for a while."
>You shift uncomfortably and wink one eye at a time as Time Turner continues his ministrations.
>"Hmmm, not fast enough... Anon! I have to try something drastic to speed up the process of extracting your coom!"
>By this time, you don't even care.
"Go for it."
>You almost look down in shock as you feel something warm and wet engulf your shaft.
>Holy fuck.
>Time Turner is sucking you off.
>You groan in pleasure as his dextrous tongue milks your cock, coaxing your seed out from it.
>Fighting to keep your eyes open, you pull a Derpy and move one eye to glre at Fluttershy, who is clopping at the speed of SANIC as she watches you.
>Soon, but not soon enough, you feel yourself about to blow your load, and say as much to Time Turner.
>Instead of stopping, he simply redoubles his efforts, causing you to paint the insides of his mouth with your pearl jam.
>The intense pleasure causes you to blink.
>You wake up in what is probably a past version of Ponyville, with a tiny blinking screen of some sort next to you.
>You hit the button on it, turning it on, and Time Turner's voice and face greet you.
>"Hello Anonymous, by this time ou will have realised that you were sent into the past by the weeping angel. I thought it the best course of action, as my next words will probably anger you greatly."
>Fluttershy appears next to him, and they both remove their masks to reveal themselves as... each other.
>"Time Turner gave me the idea to do this when I mentioned how badly I wanted your hot monkey [spoiler]dock[/spoiler] Anon! It's kind of sad that I won't get to see you again... But Time Turner said he would help me use your coom to create clones of you for me to play with! Isn't that sweet of him my love?"
>The video cuts out and you stare blankly at it for several minutes.
>The only thing worse than the fact that you are stuck in past Equestria, is the fact that since you came with your eyes derped, they are stuck like that.
>The anger welling up within you can only be expressed in one way.
"FUUUUUCKKKKINNGGGGGG FLLLLLUTTTTEEEERRRRSHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"