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  1. Hi, my name is,
  2. My name is,
  3. My name is,
  4. (Gomena)sai, my name is,
  5. My name is,
  6. My name is,
  7. x2
  8.  
  9. Hi nerds, do you like Berserk?
  10. Want to hunt down Griffith and make him pay for his evil work?
  11. Want to fall for Cas whilst living as a merc?
  12. Have a showdown with Zodd then go out ogling Schierke?
  13. Slice up the demons, kill all the crazy heathens,
  14. Have a retard baby after mixing up the semen,
  15. And the fans cried, "I'm so happy now I can die,
  16. "The updates, now a game I've wanted my entire life,"
  17. Well that's great to hear, and release is really near,
  18. But the mobs won't be cut up they'll fly away and disappear,
  19. There will be lots of characters and first edition costumes,
  20. Don't worry about dying, there's health everywhere to consume,
  21. And there'll be no comfy Midland mountain hideaway,
  22. Maybe as pre-DLC but not for free, by the way,
  23. It's a musou, "Wait a minute, are you fucking kidding me?"
  24. We hope that you will be pleased, we might make a trilogy
  25.  
  26. Hi, my name is,
  27. My name is,
  28. My name is, musou musou,
  29. Koei Tecmo
  30. (Gomena)sai, my name is,
  31. My name is,
  32. My name is, titty musou,
  33. Koei Tecmo
  34. (x2)
  35.  
  36. This crazy lady wanted to sex me then take my life,
  37. I gave no fucks and tried to block, now I'm paralysed,
  38. She sucked my neck so I'd die, I levelled up ninjitsu for the retry,
  39. Then juggled the bitch with my new kunai,
  40. Sailed to nippon, couldn't speak the ching chong,
  41. Told Hanzo his skill in English was wicked strong,
  42. Alien white man, wearing helmets so I'll blend,
  43. Perving Blacksmith's back end whilst she's saying, "Ret's jus be fliends!"
  44. But the Jap players found it too difficult,
  45. Claimed their weapons broke then they were hit by criticals,
  46. Stamina punishments made them feel really bad,
  47. Left 'em seething mad whilst bleeding from the ass,
  48. We'd really like to make a game to please the fans,
  49. So we'll believe the rants, and concede to their demands,
  50. Someone complained and told us that we won't be getting any pay,
  51. Fuck it, we'll probably make the sequel a musou anyway,
  52.  
  53. Hi, my name is,
  54. My name is,
  55. My name is, musou musou,
  56. Koei Tecmo
  57. (Gomena)sai, my name is,
  58. My name is,
  59. My name is, titty musou,
  60. Koei Tecmo
  61. (x2)
  62.  
  63. Stop the tape, these kids need to be locked away,
  64. They pirated the DLC and tried to mod the game,
  65. No pay for swimsuits, now everyone is nude,
  66. That's really rude to be so lewd, I'll have you all sued,
  67. Ignore the tech plays, the journalists say checkmate,
  68. It's undeniable proof we're just perverts with a sex game,
  69. I don't understand the complaints,
  70. Tits are great, well I guess they must just all be in-the-closet gays,
  71. You can see us next at TGS,
  72. Brand new game announcement and I'm sure you'll be impressed,
  73. Greeted on the screen by Ryu and Kasumi,
  74. Reveal it's another musou and then you all boo me,
  75. I lay awake at night and think about what's hot,
  76. To make into musou games, but you say I need to stop,
  77. So I'm unhappy, and if you see Itagaki,
  78. Tell him Ninja Gaiden's dead, we killed it, rest in peace
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