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Day Clones in Equestria

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  1. >Day Picnic in Equestria
  2. >You are Anon.
  3. >Today is going to be a great day.
  4. >You've got an amazing picnic planned with your best friends, the mane six, and their slave, Spike.
  5. >You pull out a check list to make sure you're ready.
  6. >Hair done?
  7. >Check.
  8. >Food?
  9. >Check.
  10. >Forks?
  11. >Check.
  12. >Couch for Rarity tied to your arm for when she faints?
  13. >Check.
  14. >As you head outside, you notice that something is flying at you.
  15. >Using your quick reflexes, you duck and dodge it with no problem.
  16. >The rope on your arm pulled you back to the couch though when you tried to look at what flew at you.
  17. >You fall onto it.
  18. >It's so soft...
  19. >No wonder Rarity wants to bring one with her everywhere.
  20. >"Um, hi Anon."
  21. >Oh great.
  22. >It's Fluttershy.
  23. >A fetish guess on a day like this?
  24. >But she was going to meet up with you later today.
  25. >Whatever, just get this over with.
  26. Hello, Fluttershy. What do you want?
  27. >She covers her face.
  28. >"I was hoping that you'd go with me to the picnic today."
  29. >You smile.
  30. Sure. Just help me carry this stuff.
  31. >She nods and grabs all the food while you pull the couch.
  32. >You internally laugh.
  33. >She got the harder job.
  34. >She walks into the area where the mysterious object landed.
  35. >Was it hers?
  36. >You shake your head and proceed to walk to the picnic location.
  37.  
  38. >The two of you arrive at the picnic tn minutes later.
  39. >You are pulling a 40 pound couch while Fluttershy is carrying 100 pounds of food.
  40. >Sucker.
  41. >When the two of you stop to set your stuff down, the food all falls on Fluttershy.
  42. >Surprisingly, none of it got damaged.
  43. >You move the chair towards Rarity and she sits on it comfortably.
  44. >"Thank you, Anonymous, Darling."
  45. >The rest of you set up everything.
  46. >The food goes on the plates, baskets go on the cloth, etc.
  47. >You make a sandwich and sit down, smiling.
  48. >You start drooling.
  49. >This is gonna taste so good.
  50. >As you are about to bite it...
  51. >Pomf!
  52. >Fluttershy falls onto your lap, getting the condiments stuck onto her fur.
  53. >"Heh, sorry Anon."
  54. >She proceeds to rest her head on your lap.
  55. >"Mind if I lie here?"
  56. >You pat her head.
  57. Sure.
  58. >She slowly leans towards you.
  59. >"I want to make you feel good, Anon."
  60. >Oh no.
  61. >She lunges at you.
  62. >Close your eyes and maybe this won't be so bad!
  63. >Your eyes shut, sealing your fate.
  64. >...
  65. >When you open your eyes, you notice that nothing is in front of you.
  66. >You look around for Fluttershy, but can not find a single trace of her.
  67. >Where did she go?
  68. Uh, guys? Where's Fluttershy?
  69. >They all look around, but give up quickly.
  70. >Pinkie jumps in front of you.
  71. >"Nonny, I think she said she had to go home. She was carrying something the same color as your hair."
  72. >You feel your hair and...
  73. >Something's wrong.
  74. >You know it.
  75. >The hair feels changed.
  76. >What's wrong with it?
  77. >Rarity screams and falls over randomly.
  78. >She gets up and points at your head.
  79. >"Anon! Your hair! It looks so...so..."
  80. >She passes out onto the couch.
  81. >Guess it was good to bring it.
  82. >Now, what did she say about your hair?
  83. >You see a mirror poking out of Rarity's purse.
  84. >You grab it and...
  85. WHAT THE FUCK?!
  86. >The bangs, the only good part of your hair, is gone.
  87. >You look like a faggot now.
  88. >You run back to your house, screaming
  89. FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
  90.  
  91. >You are Fluttershy.
  92. >You used your scissors to cut a part of Anon's hair off.
  93. >You've basically given up on trying to rape Anon.
  94. >But his hair will help.
  95. >You need it if you're going to clone him.
  96. >From what the spell books have told you, you would need DNA in order to clone a p0ny.
  97. >Well, in this case, a human with a hot monkey [spoiler]dock[/spoiler]
  98. >You got a little more hair than needed so you could pleasure yourself until tomorrow.
  99. >That's when the cloning will start.
  100. >You squeak in excitement and spend the rest of the day clopping with the hair of your favorite human.
  101.  
  102. >Day Clone in Equestria.
  103. >Today's the day.
  104. >You get up and brush your hair.
  105. >You go outside and feed all of your pets.
  106. Today, you will be mine, Anon!
  107. >The critters cower in fear as you evilly laugh.
  108. Oops.
  109. >...
  110. >You head down to Twilight's and knock on the door.
  111. >The door opens, revealing a Twilight with messy hair.
  112. >"Hello Fluttershy. Did you need something?"
  113. >You nod, walking inside.
  114. >Twilight pours herself a glass of water.
  115. Twilight, I want you to clone Anon.
  116. >Twilight spits her drink in your face.
  117. >"What?! Are you crazy?!"
  118. >You nod.
  119. Yes, but I have his DNA, like the book said I needed!
  120. >You bring Anon's hair up to her face.
  121. >Twilight puts her hoof up to her chin.
  122. >"I guess it could work..."
  123. >She sniffs the hair, gagging.
  124. >"Why is it so sticky?"
  125. NO REASON!
  126. >She pushes the hair away.
  127. >"Ok, let's just get this over with."
  128. >You smile and put the hair on the floor.
  129. >Twilight's horn starts glowing.
  130. >"Cloning Anon in 3...2...1...NOW!"
  131. >A laser shoots from her horn.
  132. >It causes an explosion, knocking you and Twilight down.
  133. >"Ow..."
  134. >You try to look around, but you are surrounded by smoke.
  135. Twilight? Where are you?
  136. >All of a sudden, the smoke fades and a familiar body appears in front of you.
  137. >It looks like Anon.
  138. >Wait, the spell worked?
  139. >"Um, h-hello? W-Where am I?"
  140. >He sounds shy.
  141. >A major turn off.
  142. >Well, at least he looks like Anon.
  143. >Twilight starts jumping around.
  144. >"Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes! It worked!"
  145. >She hugs you, then hugs clone Anon.
  146. >Clone Anon blushes a chilli pepper red.
  147. >"Oh,my..."
  148. >Hey, he stole that from you!
  149. >Twilight lets go of him and gets a notepad.
  150. >"I need to take some notes before you can have him, Fluttershy."
  151. >You shake your head and take the notepad.
  152. No need, Twilight.
  153. >"B-But it's for my resea-"
  154. >You use the stare on her.
  155. >She pouts.
  156. >"OK, you can keep him. Just make sure to take notes on him, or you'll be sorry."
  157. >You nod, then walk out while holding Anon's hand.
  158. >As you walk to your cottage, you feel sweat drip from his hand.
  159. >Gross.
  160. >When the two of you walk inside, you look at Anon, still holding his hand.
  161. >His is as red as p0ny hell.
  162. >It's actually kind of cute.
  163. >Anon looks down at you.
  164. >"Y-You look very *mumbles*."
  165. What, Anon?
  166. >He clears his throat.
  167. >"I-I s-said that you l-looked very p-pretty."
  168. >You can't help but blush at his compliment.
  169. >Even though the clone seems like a beta loser, he's still kind of flattering.
  170. >Time to make his first time amazing.
  171. >You grab his hand and walk into your bedroom.
  172. >You look at clone Anon.
  173. >You give him bedroom eyes.
  174. You ready for the best time of your life?
  175. >He nods, sweating.
  176. >You rip all of his clothes off in seconds.
  177. >You are shocked at what you see.
  178. >His [spoiler]cick[/spoiler] is so small!
  179. >How is that possible?!
  180. >When you spied on Anon masturbating last week, his snake was 10 times as long as this!
  181. >Oh well, what can you do.
  182. >You take his small dick in your mouth, and gag.
  183. >It taste like barf.
  184. >But Anon's penis tasted like heaven!
  185. Screw it, let's just skip to the fucking.
  186. >You push clone Anon onto the bed.
  187. >You feel his baby carrot.
  188. >Hard, but it's only like 3 inches.
  189. >This is not going to be fun...
  190. >You sit on top of it, making him moan like the virgin he is.
  191. >You have him lift you up and down his crotch.
  192. >You sigh.
  193. >You're still unsatisfied.
  194. >You get up, and move him out of your bed.
  195. >You fall onto it, and let him rut you in the missionary position.
  196. >...
  197. >The bed creeks, Anon moans in pleasure, and you're here, bored as a tree.
  198. >No wait, even trees do more than what the clone Anon is doing.
  199. >Anon screams and cums.
  200. Already?!
  201. >He falls onto the bed.
  202. >"Fluttershy...you...were amazing..."
  203. >You roll your eyes.
  204. >He didn't do jack shit.
  205. >All he really did was stick his cock in you and cum.
  206. >You didn't do anything and that still took more effort.
  207. >You push him off of the bed.
  208. Sleep on the couch.
  209. >He nods then walks out of your bedroom.
  210. >Time to write in the notepad for Twilight.
  211. >You open the notepad to a blank page.
  212. >You quietly say each word as you write.
  213. Day 1, the cloned Anon does not have anything similar to Anon regarding his genitals. They were incredibly small and he finished even faster than the stallions here! He is a major pushover, even worse than I am! He also somehow knew what my name was, even though I never told him it. He looks like Anon, but I don't want him. You can have him back, Twilight.
  214. >You close the notepad and fall asleep, angry that sex with a clone of Anon was not as good as when the real one accidentally dick slapped you.
  215. >That slap hurt, but compared to this, that was a gift from Celestia.
  216. >...
  217. >Day Return of the Clone in Equestria.
  218. >You wake up, yet again.
  219. >You clop, bath, and brush your hair.
  220. >You angrily walk through the house.
  221. >Clone Anon was awful in bed.
  222. >You need to return him to Twilight, fast.
  223. >But first, you need to feed your critters.
  224. >You walk outside, with bags of food.
  225. >You drop the bags on the floor.
  226. >Should keep them happy.
  227. >You walk back inside and find Clone Anon, sleeping on the couch.
  228. >You push him off, and he slams into the ground.
  229. >"Ow..."
  230. Good, you're awake. We're going to Twilight's.
  231. >You quickly grab his hand and head for Twilight's.
  232. >You pass by normal Anon, but was too mad to say hi.
  233. >When he saw Clone Anon, he was staring with his eyes wide open.
  234. >Well, seeing a second version of yourself WOULD cause said person to become confused or shocked.
  235. >You arrive at Twilight's, repeatedly banging the door.
  236. >The door opens up, and there's Twilight.
  237. >Except she's wearing very revealing clothes.
  238. >Wat.
  239. >"Twilight, your yellow friend is here!"
  240. >Wait, what?! This isn't the real Twilight?!
  241. >"Just bring her to me. I needed to ask her something, anyway."
  242. >Kinky/fake Twilight leads the two of you to Twilight's bedroom.
  243. >Twilight get's off of her bed and teleports to the two of you.
  244. >"Hi Fluttershy. How has Clone Anon been so far?"
  245. >You push Clone Anon outside.
  246. >You let out all of your frustrations.
  247. Clone Anon is awful! His cock is small, he cums to quickly, he's bad at sex, and worse of all, he's even shyer than me!
  248. >Twilight looks at you with confusion.
  249. >"He was different from the original? But my clone was basically a 1:1 version of me!"
  250. >Kinky Twilight takes off the clothes, only to reveal her panties.
  251. >Twilight sheepishly smiles.
  252. >"Well, minus the slight sexual lust."
  253. >Slight?
  254. >Kinky Twilight approaches you, blushing lightly.
  255. >"Twilight needed some sexual release, and I gave it to her, that's all. I just wear the clothes because it's comfortable."
  256. >She grins.
  257. >"And fucking my own brains out was pretty fun."
  258. >She starts running her hoof up Twilight's leg almost touching her crotch.
  259. >"And hot as hell."
  260. >Twilight blushes, and moves away from her double.
  261. >"I-It wasn't like that! I-I just needed to do that for t-tests!"
  262. >You smile.
  263. Twilight, I already said that I used clone Anon for sex. You don't have to be embarrassed.
  264. >Twilight sighs in relief.
  265. >The two of you are grabbed by Kinky Twilight.
  266. >"So...we gonna do something fun, or aren't we?"
  267. >Twilight nods.
  268. >You nervously nod.
  269. >The clone produces an evil grin.
  270. >"Yellow one, I don't know your name, but like I did with Twilight, I will fuck your brains out."
  271. >She pulls both of you near her.
  272. >"Hell, I'll satisfy both of you at the same time!"
  273. >...
  274. >You wake up, lying on the floor of Twilight's library.
  275. >That kinky clone was amazing.
  276. >You didn't even know you were that flexible!
  277. >You look around, noticing Twilight and her clone hugging each other, satisfied with each other.
  278. > Wouldn't want to disturb them, so you'll just figure out what time it is, then leave.
  279. >You look at the clock.
  280. >9:00 P.M.
  281. >Holy crap, did you really waste a whole day having sex with Twilight and her clone?!
  282. >Damn.
  283. >Time to go home.
  284. >You open the door and walk outside, noticing Clone Anon just sitting there.
  285. >Did he really just wait there all day?!
  286. >You grab him by the shirt and walk home.
  287. >When you arrive, you make him a salad.
  288. >If he stayed outside the house all day, he must be starving.
  289. >Even though he's not as good as the real Anon, he still deserves some care.
  290. >He takes the salad and starts chewing all of it up.
  291. >You grab a broom.
  292. >If you're gonna be stuck with him, might as well try to get him to do something.
  293. Anon, go sweep the floor when you're done.
  294. >He quickly finishes his food, nods, and grabs the broom, sweeping the floor at the speed of Rainbow Dash.
  295. >He finishes, putting the broom in the closet.
  296. >Damn, that was fast.
  297. >You make yourself some tea while thinking of uses for clone Anon.
  298. >Sex?
  299. >Hell no.
  300. >Cleaning the cottage?
  301. >Could work
  302. >Caring for animals?
  303. >Never saw him actually try to prove that he is good with animals, so assume that's a no.
  304. >An evil grin appears as you think of the perfect use for clone Anon.
  305. >Maybe he could help you rape Real Anon...
  306. >...
  307. >Day Hair is fixed in Equestria.
  308. >You are Anon.
  309. >Yesterday, you saw Fluttershy rushing past you holding the arm of a creature that looked like you.
  310. >Could it have been a clone?
  311. >Maybe, just maybe...
  312. >Alright, time to start the day.
  313. >You do the triple S-well, the double S.
  314. >You only shit once a year.
  315. >Oh well.
  316. >You look in the mirror and comb your hair.
  317. >The day after your hair was cut off by Flutter devil, Rarity brought you to her place and used a spell to grow it back.
  318. >You tried to give her something to thank her, but you had nothing.
  319. >You insisted that she get repaid for that incredible deed, even offering sex.
  320. >Let's just say that you almost pulled a Fluttershy that day.
  321. >The next day you walked to her place again to make amends.
  322. >It worked, and the two of you agreed to pretend that incident never happened.
  323. >As you chew into your Applejacks cereal, which was named after a really cute mare, you hear a knock on the door.
  324. >You clench your fist.
  325. >Even though your hair is back, you still demand retribution for those hairs that had lost their lives during the picnic.
  326. >You tear up, thinking about those hairs stuck in purgatory, but quickly shake your heah and open the door.
  327. >"Hello, me."
  328. >You mouth literally drops to the floor.
  329. >It's...It's...
  330. >YOU!
  331. >But how?!
  332. >"I was sent over here to ask you something...if that's ok with you..."
  333. >You nod and lead him inside.
  334. >You pour him a glass of water, thinking about how messes up this situation is.
  335. >There are two of you in the same living room, though the other seems shyer, and you can tell his dick is significantly smaller than yours.
  336. >Oh well, at least he looks like you.
  337. >You give him the glass and he slowly sips it.
  338. >In the same exact style that you would...
  339. >OK, this is weird.
  340. I'm sorry if this comes off as rude, but who are you, why are you here, and how are you here?
  341. >The other you gulps.
  342. >"W-Well, Fluttershy cloned me using your DNA..."
  343. >Wait, that bitch managed to somehow clone you?!
  344. >"...then we made amazing love..."
  345. >He fucked Fluttershy?!
  346. >"...then we went to a purple unicorn's house. I had to stay outside the whole time."
  347. >You smirk.
  348. >Of course Clone Anon had to stay out of Twilight's house.
  349. >You almost burnt it down last week, and Twilight became furious with you.
  350. >She would attack you everytime you approached her.
  351. >How did this Anon not get pelted with books or shot with a magic spell?
  352. >"I-I would like to *mumbles*"
  353. >You lean closer.
  354. What? I didn't hear that.
  355. >"I-I was wondering if you'd like to *mumbles*
  356. >You grab his shoulders.
  357. Just say it!
  358. >He breaths in and says everything quickly.
  359. >"Ineedtoaskyouifyou'dliketogoonadatewithFluttershy!"
  360. >You sigh.
  361. >How did Fluttershy trick a clone into doing her work for her?
  362. >You shake your head.
  363. No thanks.
  364. >Clone Anon puts the glass down and walks away, head down.
  365. >"Ok..."
  366. >He opens the door, then turns around.
  367. >"A-Are you sure you don't want to? Fluttershy is amazing in b-bed."
  368. >You push him out.
  369. Like I said, no.
  370. >You slam the door.
  371. >When you look through the window, you see Fluttershy come out of a bush, smacking the clone of you, then flying away.
  372. >Well, that was easy.
  373. >The next day...
  374. >"F-Fluttershy said she's going to f-fuck you today."
  375. >You smirk.
  376. I'd like to see her try.
  377. >Just at that moment, Fluttershy comes from behind you, flying.
  378. >You duck and she hits Clone Anon.
  379. >She starts making out with him.
  380. >"Oh, Anon...you're tongue is so...long..."
  381. >Does she realize that she is making out with the clone?
  382. Uh, Fluttershy?
  383. >She slaps you.
  384. >"Shut up, Clone!"
  385. >She pushes you out of your house.
  386. >"I'm gonna need you to stay outside while this happens..."
  387. >She slams the door shut.
  388. >Time to run.
  389. >As you sprint from your house-
  390. >"CLONE!"
  391. >You run away, laughing all the way to P0nywille.
  392. >You end up bumping into a random P0ny, knocking both of you to the ground.
  393. Hey, watch were you're go-
  394. >You look up, and it's Applejack.
  395. Crap, I'm sorry Applejack.
  396. >You move your hand towards her to help, but she pushes it away.
  397. >"Ya don't need to help, Anon."
  398. >She gets up, dusting herself off.
  399. >"So how ya doin, Anon?"
  400. It's been...interesting.
  401. >She looks at you, confused.
  402. >"Ah don't understand what that means, Anon."
  403. >You smile.
  404. It's nothing. You don't have to worry.
  405. >Applejack nods and walks towards the direction of her applestand.
  406. >Surprisingly, both of you were right next to the stand.
  407. >"So...did ya want something, Anon?"
  408. >You pull out 2 bits.
  409. I guess I'll just have an apple, please.
  410. >She does a cute smile and pushes an apple across the stand towards you.
  411. >"Here ya go, Anon!"
  412. >The smile causes you to blush and lose your confidence.
  413. T-T-Thanks.
  414. >You look away, embarrassed.
  415. >God, you're even more of a beta than the clone.
  416. >Applejack starts tapping your shoulder.
  417. >"Are ya okay, Anon?"
  418. >You shake your head.
  419. I-I'm alright. I'm just...distracted by a certain c-cute o-orange c-cowp0ny.
  420. >Nice choice of words, faggot.
  421. >Applejack starts blushing.
  422. >"A-Aw shucks, Anon. Ya don't have ta say that."
  423. >She leans towards you and kisses you on the cheek.
  424. >"But thanks."
  425. >You blush starts to get even worse.
  426. I-I'll see you l-later.
  427. >Applejack hugs you, then you make your way.
  428. >...
  429. >You start walking towards Twilight's house.
  430. >You feel a draft in the air as you're walking.
  431. >When you look behind you, you see a shade of orange.
  432. Applejack, what are you doing?
  433. >She covers her face with her hat.
  434. >"A-Ah saw that ya were going to Twilight's. Ah was headed there for a book on apples, so I thought that *mumbles*"
  435. >You lean towards her.
  436. Sorry, didn't hear that.
  437. >Applejack puts down her hat, revealing her beautiful yellow mane.
  438. >You are literally frozen as the magnificent mare is staring at you.
  439. >A poke on the shoulder brings you back to reality.
  440. >"Anon?"
  441. >You shake your head.
  442. Oh yeah, I didn't hear what you said.
  443. >"A-Ah was headed for Twilight's house too, so Ah thought that maybe...we could walk together?"
  444. >You smile.
  445. Sure.
  446. >The two of you head for Twilight's.
  447. >Together.
  448. >When you arrive, you knock on the door 4 times.
  449. >When it opens, you see Twilight, but she is wearing sexy langire.
  450. >Still not as good looking as Applejack though. [spoiler]The author disagrees with that statement.[/spoiler]
  451. >"Uh, Twi? Why are ya wearing something like that?"
  452. >Twilight looks up at her bedroom.
  453. >"Twilight! You're friends are here! An orange one and a tall monkey!"
  454. >Wait, this isn't Twilight?!
  455. >Twilight teleports to the two of you.
  456. >"Hi guys. Come on in."
  457. >The two of you walk inside, staring at both of the Twilights.
  458. Twilight, why are there two of you?
  459. >She smiles.
  460. >"It was for science. Fluttershy asked me to clone Anon, which was successful, minus some problems, and I was wondering how a clone of myself would be like."
  461. >She blushes.
  462. >"My clone just happens to have a desire for sex and to dress..."
  463. >Clone Twilight puts on some long socks.
  464. >"...in very...sexy clothes."
  465. >Clone Twilight blushes.
  466. >"Hey! I just think they're really comfortable to wear!"
  467. >Her blush disappears and she grins.
  468. >"And I feel hot as hell wearing them."
  469. >She leans towards the real Twilight.
  470. >"Like I told the yellow Pegasus that visited a couple days ago, Twilight was really tense, and just needed some sexual release."
  471. >Guess that explains why she was so mad at you.
  472. >She proceeds to rub Twilight in the nether region.
  473. >"And I loved giving it to her."
  474. >She stops feeling Twilight up and looks at both of you, smiling.
  475. >"The two of you can join us, if you want."
  476. >She moves away from Twilight and rushes towards Applejack.
  477. >She grabs Applejack and locks lip with her.
  478. >The clone starts grabbing Applejack's ass.
  479. >It's so boner inducing...
  480. >Clone Twilight looks at your crotch, and produces an evil grin.
  481. >"I knew you'd like that."
  482. >She approaches you, pushing you down.
  483. >She starts kissing you, much to Applejack's(and your) dismay.
  484. >Steam is starting to produce from Applejack's cute head.
  485. >"You and your orange friend are joining us, Twilight."
  486. >The clone levitates Twilight and Applejack towards you.
  487. >She proceeds to take off all of her clothes, and brings all of you to Twilight's bedroom...
  488. >...
  489. >You wake up on Twilight's bed.
  490. >You notice that your arms are wrapped around the three mares.
  491. >Holy crap, that was fun.
  492. >You smile.
  493. >You even got to have some one on one sex with your favorite p0ny.
  494. >The door suddenly opens.
  495. >"T-Twilight? I need some help..."
  496. >She walks up to the bedroom.
  497. >Oh, god...
  498. >"EEP!"
  499. >She saw the four of you in the bed, together.
  500. >"HOW DARE THE THREE OF YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY FUTURE LOVE TOY?!"
  501. >The ground starts trembling.
  502. >It knocks the four of you off of the bed, waking Applejack up.
  503. >When you get up, you notice that the ground has stopped trembling, and that your clone is here.
  504. >"Yeah...Fluttershy really wants your cock, Anon."
  505. >He walks away.
  506. >Applejack gets up off of the floor.
  507. >"Sugarcube? What was that about?"
  508. Fluttershy cloned me, and is now trying to use my clone to have sex with me.
  509. >Applejack moves closer to you.
  510. >"Gosh. Do ya need some help with that problem?"
  511. >You shake your head.
  512. No, I'm sure I could handle my clone. And besides...
  513. >You grin.
  514. ...my dicks bigger than his.
  515. >Applejack starts blushing as you say that.
  516. >You kiss her on the cheek.
  517. I had a really fun time. I hope we could do this again sometime.
  518. >Her blush continues to grow even more.
  519. >"Yeah...Ah'd like that."
  520. >As you open the door, you stop.
  521. Could the next time maybe...involve less sex, though?
  522. >She nods, and you walk away.
  523. >You notice that it is night.
  524. >This was a fun day.
  525. >...
  526. >Day There Can Be Only One in Equestria.
  527. >It's been some time since Fluttershy had caught you having sex with Twilight, her clone, and Applejack.
  528. >She started using Clone Anon for even more rape attempts.
  529. >Recap time...
  530. >...
  531. >You open the door, getting tackled by your duplicate.
  532. >"I'm sorry, Anon...but Fluttershy wants this..."
  533. >Fluttershy comes out of a bush.
  534. >"Finally! You did something right!"
  535. >You sit there, waiting for the perfect opportunity to turn the tables.
  536. >You could easily overpower the clone, but you're going for two birds with one stone.
  537. >Fluttershy proceeds to hug Clone Anon, causing him to blush.
  538. >"Oh,my..."
  539. >Did he really just steal Fluttershy's quote?
  540. >Oh well, this is the perfect chance.
  541. >You adjust your legs, and put them right under the clones crotch.
  542. >Epic dick kick in 3...2...1...
  543. >NOW!
  544. >You kick your double in the balls with the force of Applejack.
  545. >He screams and goes flying.
  546. >Since Fluttershy was behind him, she went flying as well.
  547. >"Dammit, clone!"
  548. >Crisis averted.
  549. >...
  550. >"Anon! Save me! You're clone is going crazy!"
  551. >Fluttershy is banging your house door, loudly.
  552. >You look out the window to see your clone following her.
  553. >"YOUR ASS IS MINE!"
  554. >You choose not to open the door.
  555. >"Come on, Anon! Your clone will rape me if you don't open the door!"
  556. >Moments later, you hear Flutershy scream loudly and Anon moaning.
  557. >"YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO ACTUALLY RAPE ME, DUMBASS!"
  558. >You hear a bonk, and a crash.
  559. >When you open the door, you see cum on Fluttershy and your clone knocked out, naked.
  560. >You burst out laughing.
  561. I knew I was bigger than my clone down there, but I didn't think it was that small!
  562. >Fluttershy turns around, seeing you.
  563. >"ANON!"
  564. >You close the door, and she slams into it.
  565. >"Ow..."
  566. Still not as cute as Applejack!
  567. >...
  568. >"ANON, FLUTTERSHY'S GOING TO RAPE ME!"
  569. Good. She can have you.
  570. >You close the door in his face.
  571. >...
  572. >The day after that...
  573. >You walk to Twilight's immediately at 6:00 A.M.
  574. >You burst open her door.
  575. Twilight! I need a favor!
  576. >You rip out a hair.
  577. I need you to clone me again!
  578. >Twilight teleports to you.
  579. >Surprisingly, she was wide awake at the time.
  580. >"Why do you need a clone? You already have one."
  581. >You shake your head.
  582. No I don't. Fluttershy has him.
  583. >She nods.
  584. >"Alright then. Just put your DNA on the floor and I'll start."
  585. >You place the hair on the floor and move away.
  586. >Twilight's horn begins to glow.
  587. >Her eyes start glowing as well.
  588. >A laser proceeds to come out of her horn.
  589. >And explosion occurs, knocking you down.
  590. Ow...
  591. >When you get up, you see something walk out of the smoke.
  592. >It's...It's...
  593. >You!
  594. Wow. I didn't actually expect that to work.
  595. >You grab a frying pan and hit your clone in the head.
  596. >He falls over, unconscious.
  597. >Twilight grabs you with her magic.
  598. >"Why did you do that?! I could've use him for research!"
  599. >You point at him.
  600. Twilight, I need you to rig him to explode at my command.
  601. >"Why?"
  602. I need to get rid of Fluttershy. She's been using my clone to rape me. I got bored of winning all the time, mostly since I never did anything, so I kinda wanted to mix things up.
  603. >She nods and shoots clone #2 with a spell.
  604. >"OK, now if you say the word fuck, he will explode and anything in a 30 foot radius will get caught in the explosion."
  605. >As you walk outside, carrying your clone, Twilight grabs you.
  606. >"Be careful, Anon. The word me disables the bomb."
  607. >You left your house really early, so Fluttershy and clone #1 didn't arrive yet.
  608. >You bring Anon inside to your living room, and shake him awake
  609. Do you want anything?
  610. >He nods.
  611. >"Water would be fine, thanks."
  612. >You nod and give him a random glass of water you had.
  613. So...
  614. >He puts his hand in your face.
  615. >"Don't even try to tiptoe around it, I know my only purpose is to temporarily stop your rapist from getting you."
  616. >You are dumbfounded.
  617. H-How did you know?!
  618. >"I heard the whole conversation. You didn't even knock me out, I was just too lazy to get up and walk. I'm not a dumbass, unlike your first clone."
  619. Wait, you remember him?!
  620. >He nods.
  621. >"Yep. I have all your memories. I remember that foursome you had a couple days ago. Thinking about that was freaking hot."
  622. >The two of you hear knocking on the door.
  623. >"Well, guess it's time for me to make my sacrifice. It was nice meeting you."
  624. >Clone #2 proceeds to open the door.
  625. >"Hello Fluttershy. Today, we are going to have sex."
  626. >Fluttershy drops her jaw to the floor.
  627. >"Y-You're going to f-fuck..."
  628. >Clone #2 starts glowing.
  629. >"M-Me."
  630. >His glow fades away.
  631. >Dammit.
  632. >She pulls Anon outside.
  633. >Guess it's up to you to "save" his life.
  634. HEY FLUTTERSHY! FUCK!
  635. >Clone #2 proceeds to glow again.
  636. >He grins.
  637. >"Fucking Fluttershy..."
  638. >She turns around.
  639. >"A-Ano-"
  640. >Clone #2 explodes, destroying the front of your house and your garden, and blowing Fluttershy and the clone that you don't like sky high.
  641. >You tear up.
  642. You will be missed, friend.
  643. >...
  644. >MR.BEAR! STOP BEATING UP MY SERVANT!"
  645. >You look outside to see a bloody duplicate, Mr. Bear, and Fluttershy.
  646. >The clone is getting a pummeling from Mr. Bear.
  647. >"*Inaudible roar*"
  648. >Mr. Bear pushes Anon down.
  649. >Fluttershy turns to you.
  650. >"Anon! Help me! Mr. Bear is going crazy!"
  651. >You look at Mr. Bear, who now has an erect penis.
  652. Fluttershy...I think Mr. Bear wants to have sex with my clone...he already has a hard dick...
  653. >She turns around.
  654. >"MR. BEAR!"
  655. >Mr. Bear looks at her.
  656. >"Bad Mr. Bear! You were supposed to help me first, then you could do whatever you wanted to my clone, not the other way around!"
  657. >Wait...she promised that Mr. Bear could fuck your clone?!
  658. >Mr. Bear shrugs and starts thrusting into Anon with force of Molestia.
  659. >"AHHHHH!"
  660. >You go to your bedroom, allowing Mr. Bear to have some "privacy".
  661. >...
  662. >A letter flies into your house.
  663. >You say every word on it outloud.
  664. Dear Anon, your clone is really hurting because of Mr. Bear, so I have to stay home for a while to help that baby recover.
  665. >You throw the letter in the trash.
  666. >You go to town, see your favorite mare, give her a kiss, then return home to sleep the day away.
  667. >Time skip to one month later...
  668. >You and Applejack are at Sweet Apple Acres, lying down, late at night, looking at the stars.
  669. >"They sure look nice."
  670. I know.
  671. >You smile.
  672. And so do you.
  673. >She blushes, and kisses you.
  674. >On the lips.
  675. >You slowly brush her beautiful mane as this happens.
  676. >You pull away to say what needs to be said.
  677. Applejack?
  678. >She looks at you.
  679. >"Yes, Anon?"
  680. >You smile.
  681. I love you.
  682. >She smiles and kisses you.
  683. >She pulls away, red as a firetruck.
  684. >"Ah love ya too, Anon."
  685. >You turn to grab something from your pocket.
  686. >It's a ring the shape of her hoof.
  687. Applejack, will you-
  688. >"NOOOOOOO!"
  689. >Something crashes into you.
  690. Get off of me!
  691. >You push the creature off of you.
  692. >You notice your clone, and Fluttershy.
  693. >"Anon, please don't marry Applejack! I love you with all my heart, something she could never give you!"
  694. >Steam starts to come from Applejack.
  695. >"She's a worse kisser, is ugly, has a dumb mane style, is a dirty mud p0ny and...and..."
  696. >Fluttershy stops and puts her hoof to her chin.
  697. >"AHA!"
  698. >She points at Applejack.
  699. >"Applejack's worse in bed!"
  700. >You notice that your sweet mare's whole body is red.
  701. >"AH HAD ENOUGH OF YA TRYIN TO STEAL MAH STALLION!"
  702. >She runs at Fluttershy, causing her to eep and fly away.
  703. >Unfortunately for Fluttershy, she can't fly for shit, so Applejack ends up pinning her down.
  704. >She lifts Fluttershy up, and bucks her into the sky.
  705. >"AND STAY AWAY FROM ANON!"
  706. >You look at the ring on the ground, which is now in 4 parts.
  707. >You turn to your double.
  708. Go away. NOW!
  709. >He squeals and runs off.
  710. >Your mare starts turning back to her original color.
  711. >She starts scratching the back of her head.
  712. >"Heh, Ah'm sorry ya had to see that, sweetie."
  713. >You smile and hug her.
  714. I don't care that you went crazy. You got rid of Fluttershy for me. I couldn't ask for any more.
  715. >You passionately kiss her, brushing her hair at the same time.
  716. >Applejack pushes you to the ground, leaning on you.
  717. >"Stay with me, Anon."
  718. >She proceeds to nuzzle your neck.
  719. >You giggle in response, then look her in her beautiful green eyes.
  720. I don't have a reason to leave.
  721. >You lean in for a quick kiss.
  722. Good night, beautiful.
  723. >The two of you proceed to fall asleep, holding each other comfortably.
  724. >That was an amazing day.
  725. >...
  726. >Back to reality.
  727. >You wake up on the fields, holding Applejack in your arms.
  728. >She yawns, then looks at you.
  729. >"Morning, sugarcube."
  730. >She nuzzles you again.
  731. >You smile and brush her hair.
  732. Morning, beautiful.
  733. >The two of you share a long, passionate kiss.
  734. >It is shortly interrupted by-
  735. >"ANON!"
  736. >The two of you let go of each other, and get up quickly.
  737. >It's your clone.
  738. >Well, the pussy clone, not the good, dead, clone.
  739. >"I AM SICK OF YOU BEING THE BETTER ONE!"
  740. >He raises his fist.
  741. >"We will duel, in the middle of town, at noon. I get to choose how we fight."
  742. >He runs off, maniacally laughing.
  743. >Applejack moves next to you.
  744. >"Well, that was..."
  745. Weird?
  746. >She nods.
  747. >"Ah mean, we both know you're better than him in every way, including di-"
  748. >She shuts herself up, blushing.
  749. >You chuckle.
  750. Sweetie, I know you were going to say that you liked me down there. You don't have to be embarrassed.
  751. >"Ah know. It just feels...rude."
  752. >You scratch the back of your head.
  753. Wanna...rut one time before everything goes down?
  754. >She nods, sweating lightly.
  755. >The two of you connect, kissing.
  756. >Applejack takes her hat off, and you proceed to remove your clothes.
  757. >She pushes you to the ground, rubbing her hoof up your legs.
  758. >You turn her over and slowly put your erect member into her...
  759. >...
  760. >You wake up, holding Applejack in your arms again.
  761. >That was a fun rut.
  762. >She felt so nice and soft.
  763. >The grass definitely helped improve the experience.
  764. >Overall, that rut was actually just something simple.
  765. >You had sex with Applejack slowly in the missionary position.
  766. >During your relationship, the two of you learned that both of you preferred slow, passionate sex over hot and kinky sex.
  767. >It was nicer, longer, and felt more romantic.
  768. >You nudge your sweet mare.
  769. Applejack, sweetie?
  770. >She slowly opens her eyes.
  771. >"Yes sugarcube?"
  772. Wanna go to town with me and watch me win the fight?
  773. >She nods.
  774. >"Ah'd love to."
  775. >The two of you get up and walk to town, holding her hoof with your hand.
  776. >...
  777. >It's 11:50 A.M. when the two of you get to the middle of town.
  778. >Everyone is just busy doing their usual stuff.
  779. >"ANON!"
  780. >You see your clone walk up to you, pissed off as hell.
  781. >"We are fighting, now!"
  782. >Since he said that both of you would fight at noon, you could screw with him.
  783. It's not noon, yet.
  784. >"What?"
  785. You said we fight at noon. It's 11:50.
  786. >"I don't care!"
  787. But you have to. You set the rules for this fight, after all.
  788. >Your double stomps the ground.
  789. >"B-But I want r-revenge..."
  790. >You slap him.
  791. Look, you won't get your revenge until noon. Just shut up and wait at Sugarcube Corner.
  792. >He nods and walks there, sighing.
  793. >...
  794. >"ANON! I DEMAND A FIGHT! IT'S ACTUALLY NOON NOW SO YOU HAVE TO COMPLY!"
  795. >He walks outside with ice cream on covering his face.
  796. >All the p0nies around him proceed to laugh.
  797. >"Stop laughing at me!"
  798. >He turns to you.
  799. >"If I win, I become the real Anon. If you win..."
  800. >He pulls out a yellow p0ny that is tied up.
  801. >"You get to do whatever you want to this hot and fuckable p0ny."
  802. >You gag when Fluttershy is mentioned as hot.
  803. But what if I don't want her?
  804. >"I don't care! I've been abused by that bitch for a whole month now, and I'm sick of it! This is her punishment!"
  805. >He throws you a stick.
  806. >"You get that, and I get...
  807. >He pulls out something sharp.
  808. >"...this."
  809. >It's a katana.
  810. >How did he get that?
  811. Wait, you're making me fight with a stick? But that's unfair!
  812. >"You're dicks bigger than mine, so this is how I'm compensating!"
  813. OK then.
  814. >All of the p0nies rush inside the buildings.
  815. >Clone lifts his sword up in a samurai stance.
  816. >He immediately runs at you.
  817. >"AH!"
  818. >He swings the sword, but you manage to dodge it with no problem.
  819. >You swing the stick on his head.
  820. >It hits him, knocking him down.
  821. >Headshot.
  822. >"Ow..."
  823. Well, that was eas-
  824. >You feel something hit your leg and you fall to the ground.
  825. >"I've been stuck with Flutterbitch all month. That's nothing."
  826. >He swings the sword downward.
  827. >"Die bitch!"
  828. >He does realize that downward swings are easy to dodge, right?
  829. >You roll over at a snails pace.
  830. >When you look at him, you see the sword stuck in the ground.
  831. >"Get out dammit!"
  832. >You chuckle.
  833. Guess that never happened with Fluttershy.
  834. >He kicks you.
  835. >"Don't make fun of me!"
  836. >You get up and your shadow continues to try to pull the murder weapon out.
  837. >He's not making any progress at all.
  838. >You push him over and pull the katana out with no problem.
  839. Really?
  840. >You place it on the floor.
  841. You're pathetic. I'm giving you a second chance to beat me. Don't ignore it.
  842. >You take 5 steps, then a scream occurs.
  843. >"You're not getting away that easily!"
  844. >Clone trips on a rock.
  845. >You burst out laughing.
  846. Haha! Oh my gosh, you're such a moron!
  847. >He gets back up, and throws his weapon at you.
  848. >It goes 3 feet.
  849. >It gets stuck in the ground again.
  850. Really?! Again?!
  851. >You run at it, kicking it.
  852. >It goes flying, almost stabbing your inferior self.
  853. >"EEP!"
  854. >He ducks and it cuts his hair.
  855. >The only good part of the actual clone.
  856. >He feels his hair.
  857. >He starts turning red.
  858. >"NO ONE...AND I MEAN NO ONE...TOUCHES MY FUCKING HAIR!"
  859. >His hair becomes incredibly spiky
  860. >The ground starts trembling.
  861. >That's surprising: he actually has something similar to you!
  862. >Except it could actually be a bad thing.
  863. >And getting you're hair cut just makes you mad, not make it seem like you have super powers.
  864. >Oh well.
  865. >You grin.
  866. Finally. Now you actually seem like a threat.
  867. >He appears behind you instantly, leaning in to your ear.
  868. >"I'm more than a threat, cunt."
  869. >You turn around, swinging.
  870. >He somehow teleports away in front of your eyes.
  871. >How did he do that?
  872. >You slowly turn, looking for him.
  873. >"Right behind you."
  874. >As you turn around.
  875. >WAM!
  876. >He kicks you, sending you flying.
  877. >You crash into the ground.
  878. >Your mutant duplicate walks over to you.
  879. >He steps on you.
  880. >"Looks like I'm going to be the real Anon..."
  881. >Instantaneously, an orange p0ny runs behind him, and bucks him.
  882. >"Stay away from mah stallion!"
  883. >You get up, and hug your favorite p0ny.
  884. Applejack...it's great that you saved me...but I need to do this alone.
  885. >You give her a long kiss.
  886. >As you pull away, you brush her mane.
  887. I don't want you to get hurt, anyway.
  888. >She nods.
  889. >"Ah got it, Anon. Ah won't interrupt ya."
  890. >She runs back inside Sugarcube Corner.
  891. >You chuckle.
  892. >You just realize that Sugarcube corner contains Applejack's favorite nickname for you.
  893. >You feel like the slowest person in the world now.
  894. >Clone approaches you.
  895. >"ANON! That wasn't fair!"
  896. >You burst out laughing.
  897. You had the power to teleport, your hair became spiky, and you had increased strength, and you claim that having an orange and beautiful p0ny help me is a major advantage?
  898. >"Yes!"
  899. >You slap him.
  900. Stop being so stupid.
  901. >He pushes your hand away.
  902. >"Don't make fun of me."
  903. Isn't that, like, the millionth time you said that? You really need more catchphrases.
  904. >"Shut up, bitch!"
  905. >He lunges at you, but you easily dodge.
  906. That's overused, too. Try something like, I don't know, making fun of me?
  907. >You take a couple steps away.
  908. Engarde!
  909. >He lunges at you again.
  910. >You use your stick to deflect his attack.
  911. How is it that this isn't broken, yet?
  912. >You bend it.
  913. >It cracks into two pieces.
  914. Fuck.
  915. >Clone Anon starts running at you.
  916. >"You can't win now!"
  917. >You do a 180 and run away.
  918. AHHHH!
  919. >The clone is flailing his arms around, hitting every building in sight.
  920. >He hits Sugarcube Corner, Rarity's boutique, Twilight's Treehouse, etc.
  921. >"I'm gonna kill you!"
  922. >You smile.
  923. The chances of you killing me are as small as your dick!
  924. >You duck.
  925. >Turns out you ducked at the right time, because the katana was thrown.
  926. >You notice a mirror, and look at it.
  927. >Your...your...
  928. >HAIR!
  929. DID YOU REALLY...JUST DO THAT!
  930. >Clone gulps.
  931. >Luckily for him, you only get really pissed when your hair gets cut.
  932. >You run at him, only equipped with your fist.
  933. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
  934. >You punch him, making him go flying into Twilight's house.
  935. >It creates a hole, revealing Twilight and her clone having sex, yet again.
  936. >It gives you a mild boner, and calms you down.
  937. >"*Girly scream*"
  938. Where's Spike?! Shouldn't he be in the house at all?!
  939. >"He's at Canterlot!"
  940. >She grabs clone and throws him outside.
  941. >She proceeds to fix her house help.
  942. >Now, it looks as if you never smacked your duplicate into her sex tower.
  943. >"I'm...not...done yet..."
  944. >Clone Anon struggles to get up.
  945. This is just...really?
  946. >You walk up to him, stepping on his body.
  947. >You grab his hair, and grab his katana.
  948. Screw it, this is too easy.
  949. >You really expected a challenge.
  950. >Honestly, this fight was too easy.
  951. >Even if your sweet mare didn't come to save you, you probably would've won.
  952. >You cut a bug portion of his hair off.
  953. >"AH!"
  954. >He immediately jumps and turns red again.
  955. >"Did you just do that...AGAIN?!"
  956. >His hair magically grows back and his murder weapon floats from your hand to his hand.
  957. >He also levitates you towards him.
  958. >You are moving towards him at a really fast pace.
  959. >He prepares to stab you.
  960. >You try to struggle, but fail.
  961. >You close your eyes.
  962. >Guess it's the end.
  963. >Whoosh!
  964. >You open your eyes.
  965. >Wait...you're not dead?!
  966. >You feel your body to make sure nothing is hurt.
  967. >Good, you're safe.
  968. >Clone is still red.
  969. >"HOW THE FUCK...DID I MISS?!"
  970. >You find a bag on the floor, and grab it.
  971. >You open it up.
  972. Oh, apples!
  973. >You pelt the moronic bastard with them.
  974. >"HEY! STOP I-"
  975. >An apple clocks him in the head, knocking him down.
  976. >"Ow..."
  977. >His red fades away.
  978. >You'd cut his hair again to make him stronger, but now, most of it is basically gone.
  979. >Without the hair, your clone looks nothing like you.
  980. >Guess it's time to finish him off.
  981. >Grab grab his katana, and put it to his neck.
  982. Any last words, faggot?
  983. >He gulps.
  984. >"Y-Yes..."
  985. Well, too bad for you!
  986. >You raise your sword and drop it down, beheading your duplicate.
  987. >Blood spills from his neck and goes all over the ground.
  988. >Gross...
  989. >You hear all of the doors open.
  990. >"Yay, Anon!"
  991. >Everp0ny picks you up, leading you to a random area in the town.
  992. >They are all cheering and screaming your name in excitement.
  993. >They bring you to Sugarcube Corner, and drop you off.
  994. >The door opens up, revealing your beautiful marefriend who is running at you.
  995. >She jumps at you and gives you a long, passonate kiss.
  996. >She pulls away.
  997. >"Ah knew you'd win, Anon."
  998. >You feel something poking your leg.
  999. >It's Fluttershy.
  1000. >Wait, how did she free herself.
  1001. >"A-Anon? T-Thanks for s-saving me."
  1002. >She hides behind her mane.
  1003. >"I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused. I just really liked you at the time, emphasis on the word "liked"."
  1004. >She starts scratching her hoof.
  1005. >"I won't mess with you and Applejack anymore. Can you please forgive me?"
  1006. >The two of you smile, and get up.
  1007. >Applejack proceeds to hug Fluttershy.
  1008. >"Of course Ah forgive ya, Fluttershy! You are one of mah best friends, after all! None of that stuff ya did could ever destroy our friendship!"
  1009. >Fluttershy turns to you.
  1010. >"Will you forgive me, Anon?"
  1011. >You nod.
  1012. If Applejack's alright with it, then so am I.
  1013. >Fluttershy proceeds to hug you tightly.
  1014. >"Thank you!"
  1015. >She releases you and the three of you proceed to walk into Subarcube Corner to celebrate your victory over your inferior clone.
  1016. >Good end.
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