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- >Day Picnic in Equestria
- >You are Anon.
- >Today is going to be a great day.
- >You've got an amazing picnic planned with your best friends, the mane six, and their slave, Spike.
- >You pull out a check list to make sure you're ready.
- >Hair done?
- >Check.
- >Food?
- >Check.
- >Forks?
- >Check.
- >Couch for Rarity tied to your arm for when she faints?
- >Check.
- >As you head outside, you notice that something is flying at you.
- >Using your quick reflexes, you duck and dodge it with no problem.
- >The rope on your arm pulled you back to the couch though when you tried to look at what flew at you.
- >You fall onto it.
- >It's so soft...
- >No wonder Rarity wants to bring one with her everywhere.
- >"Um, hi Anon."
- >Oh great.
- >It's Fluttershy.
- >A fetish guess on a day like this?
- >But she was going to meet up with you later today.
- >Whatever, just get this over with.
- Hello, Fluttershy. What do you want?
- >She covers her face.
- >"I was hoping that you'd go with me to the picnic today."
- >You smile.
- Sure. Just help me carry this stuff.
- >She nods and grabs all the food while you pull the couch.
- >You internally laugh.
- >She got the harder job.
- >She walks into the area where the mysterious object landed.
- >Was it hers?
- >You shake your head and proceed to walk to the picnic location.
- >The two of you arrive at the picnic tn minutes later.
- >You are pulling a 40 pound couch while Fluttershy is carrying 100 pounds of food.
- >Sucker.
- >When the two of you stop to set your stuff down, the food all falls on Fluttershy.
- >Surprisingly, none of it got damaged.
- >You move the chair towards Rarity and she sits on it comfortably.
- >"Thank you, Anonymous, Darling."
- >The rest of you set up everything.
- >The food goes on the plates, baskets go on the cloth, etc.
- >You make a sandwich and sit down, smiling.
- >You start drooling.
- >This is gonna taste so good.
- >As you are about to bite it...
- >Pomf!
- >Fluttershy falls onto your lap, getting the condiments stuck onto her fur.
- >"Heh, sorry Anon."
- >She proceeds to rest her head on your lap.
- >"Mind if I lie here?"
- >You pat her head.
- Sure.
- >She slowly leans towards you.
- >"I want to make you feel good, Anon."
- >Oh no.
- >She lunges at you.
- >Close your eyes and maybe this won't be so bad!
- >Your eyes shut, sealing your fate.
- >...
- >When you open your eyes, you notice that nothing is in front of you.
- >You look around for Fluttershy, but can not find a single trace of her.
- >Where did she go?
- Uh, guys? Where's Fluttershy?
- >They all look around, but give up quickly.
- >Pinkie jumps in front of you.
- >"Nonny, I think she said she had to go home. She was carrying something the same color as your hair."
- >You feel your hair and...
- >Something's wrong.
- >You know it.
- >The hair feels changed.
- >What's wrong with it?
- >Rarity screams and falls over randomly.
- >She gets up and points at your head.
- >"Anon! Your hair! It looks so...so..."
- >She passes out onto the couch.
- >Guess it was good to bring it.
- >Now, what did she say about your hair?
- >You see a mirror poking out of Rarity's purse.
- >You grab it and...
- WHAT THE FUCK?!
- >The bangs, the only good part of your hair, is gone.
- >You look like a faggot now.
- >You run back to your house, screaming
- FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
- >You are Fluttershy.
- >You used your scissors to cut a part of Anon's hair off.
- >You've basically given up on trying to rape Anon.
- >But his hair will help.
- >You need it if you're going to clone him.
- >From what the spell books have told you, you would need DNA in order to clone a p0ny.
- >Well, in this case, a human with a hot monkey [spoiler]dock[/spoiler]
- >You got a little more hair than needed so you could pleasure yourself until tomorrow.
- >That's when the cloning will start.
- >You squeak in excitement and spend the rest of the day clopping with the hair of your favorite human.
- >Day Clone in Equestria.
- >Today's the day.
- >You get up and brush your hair.
- >You go outside and feed all of your pets.
- Today, you will be mine, Anon!
- >The critters cower in fear as you evilly laugh.
- Oops.
- >...
- >You head down to Twilight's and knock on the door.
- >The door opens, revealing a Twilight with messy hair.
- >"Hello Fluttershy. Did you need something?"
- >You nod, walking inside.
- >Twilight pours herself a glass of water.
- Twilight, I want you to clone Anon.
- >Twilight spits her drink in your face.
- >"What?! Are you crazy?!"
- >You nod.
- Yes, but I have his DNA, like the book said I needed!
- >You bring Anon's hair up to her face.
- >Twilight puts her hoof up to her chin.
- >"I guess it could work..."
- >She sniffs the hair, gagging.
- >"Why is it so sticky?"
- NO REASON!
- >She pushes the hair away.
- >"Ok, let's just get this over with."
- >You smile and put the hair on the floor.
- >Twilight's horn starts glowing.
- >"Cloning Anon in 3...2...1...NOW!"
- >A laser shoots from her horn.
- >It causes an explosion, knocking you and Twilight down.
- >"Ow..."
- >You try to look around, but you are surrounded by smoke.
- Twilight? Where are you?
- >All of a sudden, the smoke fades and a familiar body appears in front of you.
- >It looks like Anon.
- >Wait, the spell worked?
- >"Um, h-hello? W-Where am I?"
- >He sounds shy.
- >A major turn off.
- >Well, at least he looks like Anon.
- >Twilight starts jumping around.
- >"Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes! It worked!"
- >She hugs you, then hugs clone Anon.
- >Clone Anon blushes a chilli pepper red.
- >"Oh,my..."
- >Hey, he stole that from you!
- >Twilight lets go of him and gets a notepad.
- >"I need to take some notes before you can have him, Fluttershy."
- >You shake your head and take the notepad.
- No need, Twilight.
- >"B-But it's for my resea-"
- >You use the stare on her.
- >She pouts.
- >"OK, you can keep him. Just make sure to take notes on him, or you'll be sorry."
- >You nod, then walk out while holding Anon's hand.
- >As you walk to your cottage, you feel sweat drip from his hand.
- >Gross.
- >When the two of you walk inside, you look at Anon, still holding his hand.
- >His is as red as p0ny hell.
- >It's actually kind of cute.
- >Anon looks down at you.
- >"Y-You look very *mumbles*."
- What, Anon?
- >He clears his throat.
- >"I-I s-said that you l-looked very p-pretty."
- >You can't help but blush at his compliment.
- >Even though the clone seems like a beta loser, he's still kind of flattering.
- >Time to make his first time amazing.
- >You grab his hand and walk into your bedroom.
- >You look at clone Anon.
- >You give him bedroom eyes.
- You ready for the best time of your life?
- >He nods, sweating.
- >You rip all of his clothes off in seconds.
- >You are shocked at what you see.
- >His [spoiler]cick[/spoiler] is so small!
- >How is that possible?!
- >When you spied on Anon masturbating last week, his snake was 10 times as long as this!
- >Oh well, what can you do.
- >You take his small dick in your mouth, and gag.
- >It taste like barf.
- >But Anon's penis tasted like heaven!
- Screw it, let's just skip to the fucking.
- >You push clone Anon onto the bed.
- >You feel his baby carrot.
- >Hard, but it's only like 3 inches.
- >This is not going to be fun...
- >You sit on top of it, making him moan like the virgin he is.
- >You have him lift you up and down his crotch.
- >You sigh.
- >You're still unsatisfied.
- >You get up, and move him out of your bed.
- >You fall onto it, and let him rut you in the missionary position.
- >...
- >The bed creeks, Anon moans in pleasure, and you're here, bored as a tree.
- >No wait, even trees do more than what the clone Anon is doing.
- >Anon screams and cums.
- Already?!
- >He falls onto the bed.
- >"Fluttershy...you...were amazing..."
- >You roll your eyes.
- >He didn't do jack shit.
- >All he really did was stick his cock in you and cum.
- >You didn't do anything and that still took more effort.
- >You push him off of the bed.
- Sleep on the couch.
- >He nods then walks out of your bedroom.
- >Time to write in the notepad for Twilight.
- >You open the notepad to a blank page.
- >You quietly say each word as you write.
- Day 1, the cloned Anon does not have anything similar to Anon regarding his genitals. They were incredibly small and he finished even faster than the stallions here! He is a major pushover, even worse than I am! He also somehow knew what my name was, even though I never told him it. He looks like Anon, but I don't want him. You can have him back, Twilight.
- >You close the notepad and fall asleep, angry that sex with a clone of Anon was not as good as when the real one accidentally dick slapped you.
- >That slap hurt, but compared to this, that was a gift from Celestia.
- >...
- >Day Return of the Clone in Equestria.
- >You wake up, yet again.
- >You clop, bath, and brush your hair.
- >You angrily walk through the house.
- >Clone Anon was awful in bed.
- >You need to return him to Twilight, fast.
- >But first, you need to feed your critters.
- >You walk outside, with bags of food.
- >You drop the bags on the floor.
- >Should keep them happy.
- >You walk back inside and find Clone Anon, sleeping on the couch.
- >You push him off, and he slams into the ground.
- >"Ow..."
- Good, you're awake. We're going to Twilight's.
- >You quickly grab his hand and head for Twilight's.
- >You pass by normal Anon, but was too mad to say hi.
- >When he saw Clone Anon, he was staring with his eyes wide open.
- >Well, seeing a second version of yourself WOULD cause said person to become confused or shocked.
- >You arrive at Twilight's, repeatedly banging the door.
- >The door opens up, and there's Twilight.
- >Except she's wearing very revealing clothes.
- >Wat.
- >"Twilight, your yellow friend is here!"
- >Wait, what?! This isn't the real Twilight?!
- >"Just bring her to me. I needed to ask her something, anyway."
- >Kinky/fake Twilight leads the two of you to Twilight's bedroom.
- >Twilight get's off of her bed and teleports to the two of you.
- >"Hi Fluttershy. How has Clone Anon been so far?"
- >You push Clone Anon outside.
- >You let out all of your frustrations.
- Clone Anon is awful! His cock is small, he cums to quickly, he's bad at sex, and worse of all, he's even shyer than me!
- >Twilight looks at you with confusion.
- >"He was different from the original? But my clone was basically a 1:1 version of me!"
- >Kinky Twilight takes off the clothes, only to reveal her panties.
- >Twilight sheepishly smiles.
- >"Well, minus the slight sexual lust."
- >Slight?
- >Kinky Twilight approaches you, blushing lightly.
- >"Twilight needed some sexual release, and I gave it to her, that's all. I just wear the clothes because it's comfortable."
- >She grins.
- >"And fucking my own brains out was pretty fun."
- >She starts running her hoof up Twilight's leg almost touching her crotch.
- >"And hot as hell."
- >Twilight blushes, and moves away from her double.
- >"I-It wasn't like that! I-I just needed to do that for t-tests!"
- >You smile.
- Twilight, I already said that I used clone Anon for sex. You don't have to be embarrassed.
- >Twilight sighs in relief.
- >The two of you are grabbed by Kinky Twilight.
- >"So...we gonna do something fun, or aren't we?"
- >Twilight nods.
- >You nervously nod.
- >The clone produces an evil grin.
- >"Yellow one, I don't know your name, but like I did with Twilight, I will fuck your brains out."
- >She pulls both of you near her.
- >"Hell, I'll satisfy both of you at the same time!"
- >...
- >You wake up, lying on the floor of Twilight's library.
- >That kinky clone was amazing.
- >You didn't even know you were that flexible!
- >You look around, noticing Twilight and her clone hugging each other, satisfied with each other.
- > Wouldn't want to disturb them, so you'll just figure out what time it is, then leave.
- >You look at the clock.
- >9:00 P.M.
- >Holy crap, did you really waste a whole day having sex with Twilight and her clone?!
- >Damn.
- >Time to go home.
- >You open the door and walk outside, noticing Clone Anon just sitting there.
- >Did he really just wait there all day?!
- >You grab him by the shirt and walk home.
- >When you arrive, you make him a salad.
- >If he stayed outside the house all day, he must be starving.
- >Even though he's not as good as the real Anon, he still deserves some care.
- >He takes the salad and starts chewing all of it up.
- >You grab a broom.
- >If you're gonna be stuck with him, might as well try to get him to do something.
- Anon, go sweep the floor when you're done.
- >He quickly finishes his food, nods, and grabs the broom, sweeping the floor at the speed of Rainbow Dash.
- >He finishes, putting the broom in the closet.
- >Damn, that was fast.
- >You make yourself some tea while thinking of uses for clone Anon.
- >Sex?
- >Hell no.
- >Cleaning the cottage?
- >Could work
- >Caring for animals?
- >Never saw him actually try to prove that he is good with animals, so assume that's a no.
- >An evil grin appears as you think of the perfect use for clone Anon.
- >Maybe he could help you rape Real Anon...
- >...
- >Day Hair is fixed in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Yesterday, you saw Fluttershy rushing past you holding the arm of a creature that looked like you.
- >Could it have been a clone?
- >Maybe, just maybe...
- >Alright, time to start the day.
- >You do the triple S-well, the double S.
- >You only shit once a year.
- >Oh well.
- >You look in the mirror and comb your hair.
- >The day after your hair was cut off by Flutter devil, Rarity brought you to her place and used a spell to grow it back.
- >You tried to give her something to thank her, but you had nothing.
- >You insisted that she get repaid for that incredible deed, even offering sex.
- >Let's just say that you almost pulled a Fluttershy that day.
- >The next day you walked to her place again to make amends.
- >It worked, and the two of you agreed to pretend that incident never happened.
- >As you chew into your Applejacks cereal, which was named after a really cute mare, you hear a knock on the door.
- >You clench your fist.
- >Even though your hair is back, you still demand retribution for those hairs that had lost their lives during the picnic.
- >You tear up, thinking about those hairs stuck in purgatory, but quickly shake your heah and open the door.
- >"Hello, me."
- >You mouth literally drops to the floor.
- >It's...It's...
- >YOU!
- >But how?!
- >"I was sent over here to ask you something...if that's ok with you..."
- >You nod and lead him inside.
- >You pour him a glass of water, thinking about how messes up this situation is.
- >There are two of you in the same living room, though the other seems shyer, and you can tell his dick is significantly smaller than yours.
- >Oh well, at least he looks like you.
- >You give him the glass and he slowly sips it.
- >In the same exact style that you would...
- >OK, this is weird.
- I'm sorry if this comes off as rude, but who are you, why are you here, and how are you here?
- >The other you gulps.
- >"W-Well, Fluttershy cloned me using your DNA..."
- >Wait, that bitch managed to somehow clone you?!
- >"...then we made amazing love..."
- >He fucked Fluttershy?!
- >"...then we went to a purple unicorn's house. I had to stay outside the whole time."
- >You smirk.
- >Of course Clone Anon had to stay out of Twilight's house.
- >You almost burnt it down last week, and Twilight became furious with you.
- >She would attack you everytime you approached her.
- >How did this Anon not get pelted with books or shot with a magic spell?
- >"I-I would like to *mumbles*"
- >You lean closer.
- What? I didn't hear that.
- >"I-I was wondering if you'd like to *mumbles*
- >You grab his shoulders.
- Just say it!
- >He breaths in and says everything quickly.
- >"Ineedtoaskyouifyou'dliketogoonadatewithFluttershy!"
- >You sigh.
- >How did Fluttershy trick a clone into doing her work for her?
- >You shake your head.
- No thanks.
- >Clone Anon puts the glass down and walks away, head down.
- >"Ok..."
- >He opens the door, then turns around.
- >"A-Are you sure you don't want to? Fluttershy is amazing in b-bed."
- >You push him out.
- Like I said, no.
- >You slam the door.
- >When you look through the window, you see Fluttershy come out of a bush, smacking the clone of you, then flying away.
- >Well, that was easy.
- >The next day...
- >"F-Fluttershy said she's going to f-fuck you today."
- >You smirk.
- I'd like to see her try.
- >Just at that moment, Fluttershy comes from behind you, flying.
- >You duck and she hits Clone Anon.
- >She starts making out with him.
- >"Oh, Anon...you're tongue is so...long..."
- >Does she realize that she is making out with the clone?
- Uh, Fluttershy?
- >She slaps you.
- >"Shut up, Clone!"
- >She pushes you out of your house.
- >"I'm gonna need you to stay outside while this happens..."
- >She slams the door shut.
- >Time to run.
- >As you sprint from your house-
- >"CLONE!"
- >You run away, laughing all the way to P0nywille.
- >You end up bumping into a random P0ny, knocking both of you to the ground.
- Hey, watch were you're go-
- >You look up, and it's Applejack.
- Crap, I'm sorry Applejack.
- >You move your hand towards her to help, but she pushes it away.
- >"Ya don't need to help, Anon."
- >She gets up, dusting herself off.
- >"So how ya doin, Anon?"
- It's been...interesting.
- >She looks at you, confused.
- >"Ah don't understand what that means, Anon."
- >You smile.
- It's nothing. You don't have to worry.
- >Applejack nods and walks towards the direction of her applestand.
- >Surprisingly, both of you were right next to the stand.
- >"So...did ya want something, Anon?"
- >You pull out 2 bits.
- I guess I'll just have an apple, please.
- >She does a cute smile and pushes an apple across the stand towards you.
- >"Here ya go, Anon!"
- >The smile causes you to blush and lose your confidence.
- T-T-Thanks.
- >You look away, embarrassed.
- >God, you're even more of a beta than the clone.
- >Applejack starts tapping your shoulder.
- >"Are ya okay, Anon?"
- >You shake your head.
- I-I'm alright. I'm just...distracted by a certain c-cute o-orange c-cowp0ny.
- >Nice choice of words, faggot.
- >Applejack starts blushing.
- >"A-Aw shucks, Anon. Ya don't have ta say that."
- >She leans towards you and kisses you on the cheek.
- >"But thanks."
- >You blush starts to get even worse.
- I-I'll see you l-later.
- >Applejack hugs you, then you make your way.
- >...
- >You start walking towards Twilight's house.
- >You feel a draft in the air as you're walking.
- >When you look behind you, you see a shade of orange.
- Applejack, what are you doing?
- >She covers her face with her hat.
- >"A-Ah saw that ya were going to Twilight's. Ah was headed there for a book on apples, so I thought that *mumbles*"
- >You lean towards her.
- Sorry, didn't hear that.
- >Applejack puts down her hat, revealing her beautiful yellow mane.
- >You are literally frozen as the magnificent mare is staring at you.
- >A poke on the shoulder brings you back to reality.
- >"Anon?"
- >You shake your head.
- Oh yeah, I didn't hear what you said.
- >"A-Ah was headed for Twilight's house too, so Ah thought that maybe...we could walk together?"
- >You smile.
- Sure.
- >The two of you head for Twilight's.
- >Together.
- >When you arrive, you knock on the door 4 times.
- >When it opens, you see Twilight, but she is wearing sexy langire.
- >Still not as good looking as Applejack though. [spoiler]The author disagrees with that statement.[/spoiler]
- >"Uh, Twi? Why are ya wearing something like that?"
- >Twilight looks up at her bedroom.
- >"Twilight! You're friends are here! An orange one and a tall monkey!"
- >Wait, this isn't Twilight?!
- >Twilight teleports to the two of you.
- >"Hi guys. Come on in."
- >The two of you walk inside, staring at both of the Twilights.
- Twilight, why are there two of you?
- >She smiles.
- >"It was for science. Fluttershy asked me to clone Anon, which was successful, minus some problems, and I was wondering how a clone of myself would be like."
- >She blushes.
- >"My clone just happens to have a desire for sex and to dress..."
- >Clone Twilight puts on some long socks.
- >"...in very...sexy clothes."
- >Clone Twilight blushes.
- >"Hey! I just think they're really comfortable to wear!"
- >Her blush disappears and she grins.
- >"And I feel hot as hell wearing them."
- >She leans towards the real Twilight.
- >"Like I told the yellow Pegasus that visited a couple days ago, Twilight was really tense, and just needed some sexual release."
- >Guess that explains why she was so mad at you.
- >She proceeds to rub Twilight in the nether region.
- >"And I loved giving it to her."
- >She stops feeling Twilight up and looks at both of you, smiling.
- >"The two of you can join us, if you want."
- >She moves away from Twilight and rushes towards Applejack.
- >She grabs Applejack and locks lip with her.
- >The clone starts grabbing Applejack's ass.
- >It's so boner inducing...
- >Clone Twilight looks at your crotch, and produces an evil grin.
- >"I knew you'd like that."
- >She approaches you, pushing you down.
- >She starts kissing you, much to Applejack's(and your) dismay.
- >Steam is starting to produce from Applejack's cute head.
- >"You and your orange friend are joining us, Twilight."
- >The clone levitates Twilight and Applejack towards you.
- >She proceeds to take off all of her clothes, and brings all of you to Twilight's bedroom...
- >...
- >You wake up on Twilight's bed.
- >You notice that your arms are wrapped around the three mares.
- >Holy crap, that was fun.
- >You smile.
- >You even got to have some one on one sex with your favorite p0ny.
- >The door suddenly opens.
- >"T-Twilight? I need some help..."
- >She walks up to the bedroom.
- >Oh, god...
- >"EEP!"
- >She saw the four of you in the bed, together.
- >"HOW DARE THE THREE OF YOU HAVE SEX WITH MY FUTURE LOVE TOY?!"
- >The ground starts trembling.
- >It knocks the four of you off of the bed, waking Applejack up.
- >When you get up, you notice that the ground has stopped trembling, and that your clone is here.
- >"Yeah...Fluttershy really wants your cock, Anon."
- >He walks away.
- >Applejack gets up off of the floor.
- >"Sugarcube? What was that about?"
- Fluttershy cloned me, and is now trying to use my clone to have sex with me.
- >Applejack moves closer to you.
- >"Gosh. Do ya need some help with that problem?"
- >You shake your head.
- No, I'm sure I could handle my clone. And besides...
- >You grin.
- ...my dicks bigger than his.
- >Applejack starts blushing as you say that.
- >You kiss her on the cheek.
- I had a really fun time. I hope we could do this again sometime.
- >Her blush continues to grow even more.
- >"Yeah...Ah'd like that."
- >As you open the door, you stop.
- Could the next time maybe...involve less sex, though?
- >She nods, and you walk away.
- >You notice that it is night.
- >This was a fun day.
- >...
- >Day There Can Be Only One in Equestria.
- >It's been some time since Fluttershy had caught you having sex with Twilight, her clone, and Applejack.
- >She started using Clone Anon for even more rape attempts.
- >Recap time...
- >...
- >You open the door, getting tackled by your duplicate.
- >"I'm sorry, Anon...but Fluttershy wants this..."
- >Fluttershy comes out of a bush.
- >"Finally! You did something right!"
- >You sit there, waiting for the perfect opportunity to turn the tables.
- >You could easily overpower the clone, but you're going for two birds with one stone.
- >Fluttershy proceeds to hug Clone Anon, causing him to blush.
- >"Oh,my..."
- >Did he really just steal Fluttershy's quote?
- >Oh well, this is the perfect chance.
- >You adjust your legs, and put them right under the clones crotch.
- >Epic dick kick in 3...2...1...
- >NOW!
- >You kick your double in the balls with the force of Applejack.
- >He screams and goes flying.
- >Since Fluttershy was behind him, she went flying as well.
- >"Dammit, clone!"
- >Crisis averted.
- >...
- >"Anon! Save me! You're clone is going crazy!"
- >Fluttershy is banging your house door, loudly.
- >You look out the window to see your clone following her.
- >"YOUR ASS IS MINE!"
- >You choose not to open the door.
- >"Come on, Anon! Your clone will rape me if you don't open the door!"
- >Moments later, you hear Flutershy scream loudly and Anon moaning.
- >"YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO ACTUALLY RAPE ME, DUMBASS!"
- >You hear a bonk, and a crash.
- >When you open the door, you see cum on Fluttershy and your clone knocked out, naked.
- >You burst out laughing.
- I knew I was bigger than my clone down there, but I didn't think it was that small!
- >Fluttershy turns around, seeing you.
- >"ANON!"
- >You close the door, and she slams into it.
- >"Ow..."
- Still not as cute as Applejack!
- >...
- >"ANON, FLUTTERSHY'S GOING TO RAPE ME!"
- Good. She can have you.
- >You close the door in his face.
- >...
- >The day after that...
- >You walk to Twilight's immediately at 6:00 A.M.
- >You burst open her door.
- Twilight! I need a favor!
- >You rip out a hair.
- I need you to clone me again!
- >Twilight teleports to you.
- >Surprisingly, she was wide awake at the time.
- >"Why do you need a clone? You already have one."
- >You shake your head.
- No I don't. Fluttershy has him.
- >She nods.
- >"Alright then. Just put your DNA on the floor and I'll start."
- >You place the hair on the floor and move away.
- >Twilight's horn begins to glow.
- >Her eyes start glowing as well.
- >A laser proceeds to come out of her horn.
- >And explosion occurs, knocking you down.
- Ow...
- >When you get up, you see something walk out of the smoke.
- >It's...It's...
- >You!
- Wow. I didn't actually expect that to work.
- >You grab a frying pan and hit your clone in the head.
- >He falls over, unconscious.
- >Twilight grabs you with her magic.
- >"Why did you do that?! I could've use him for research!"
- >You point at him.
- Twilight, I need you to rig him to explode at my command.
- >"Why?"
- I need to get rid of Fluttershy. She's been using my clone to rape me. I got bored of winning all the time, mostly since I never did anything, so I kinda wanted to mix things up.
- >She nods and shoots clone #2 with a spell.
- >"OK, now if you say the word fuck, he will explode and anything in a 30 foot radius will get caught in the explosion."
- >As you walk outside, carrying your clone, Twilight grabs you.
- >"Be careful, Anon. The word me disables the bomb."
- >You left your house really early, so Fluttershy and clone #1 didn't arrive yet.
- >You bring Anon inside to your living room, and shake him awake
- Do you want anything?
- >He nods.
- >"Water would be fine, thanks."
- >You nod and give him a random glass of water you had.
- So...
- >He puts his hand in your face.
- >"Don't even try to tiptoe around it, I know my only purpose is to temporarily stop your rapist from getting you."
- >You are dumbfounded.
- H-How did you know?!
- >"I heard the whole conversation. You didn't even knock me out, I was just too lazy to get up and walk. I'm not a dumbass, unlike your first clone."
- Wait, you remember him?!
- >He nods.
- >"Yep. I have all your memories. I remember that foursome you had a couple days ago. Thinking about that was freaking hot."
- >The two of you hear knocking on the door.
- >"Well, guess it's time for me to make my sacrifice. It was nice meeting you."
- >Clone #2 proceeds to open the door.
- >"Hello Fluttershy. Today, we are going to have sex."
- >Fluttershy drops her jaw to the floor.
- >"Y-You're going to f-fuck..."
- >Clone #2 starts glowing.
- >"M-Me."
- >His glow fades away.
- >Dammit.
- >She pulls Anon outside.
- >Guess it's up to you to "save" his life.
- HEY FLUTTERSHY! FUCK!
- >Clone #2 proceeds to glow again.
- >He grins.
- >"Fucking Fluttershy..."
- >She turns around.
- >"A-Ano-"
- >Clone #2 explodes, destroying the front of your house and your garden, and blowing Fluttershy and the clone that you don't like sky high.
- >You tear up.
- You will be missed, friend.
- >...
- >MR.BEAR! STOP BEATING UP MY SERVANT!"
- >You look outside to see a bloody duplicate, Mr. Bear, and Fluttershy.
- >The clone is getting a pummeling from Mr. Bear.
- >"*Inaudible roar*"
- >Mr. Bear pushes Anon down.
- >Fluttershy turns to you.
- >"Anon! Help me! Mr. Bear is going crazy!"
- >You look at Mr. Bear, who now has an erect penis.
- Fluttershy...I think Mr. Bear wants to have sex with my clone...he already has a hard dick...
- >She turns around.
- >"MR. BEAR!"
- >Mr. Bear looks at her.
- >"Bad Mr. Bear! You were supposed to help me first, then you could do whatever you wanted to my clone, not the other way around!"
- >Wait...she promised that Mr. Bear could fuck your clone?!
- >Mr. Bear shrugs and starts thrusting into Anon with force of Molestia.
- >"AHHHHH!"
- >You go to your bedroom, allowing Mr. Bear to have some "privacy".
- >...
- >A letter flies into your house.
- >You say every word on it outloud.
- Dear Anon, your clone is really hurting because of Mr. Bear, so I have to stay home for a while to help that baby recover.
- >You throw the letter in the trash.
- >You go to town, see your favorite mare, give her a kiss, then return home to sleep the day away.
- >Time skip to one month later...
- >You and Applejack are at Sweet Apple Acres, lying down, late at night, looking at the stars.
- >"They sure look nice."
- I know.
- >You smile.
- And so do you.
- >She blushes, and kisses you.
- >On the lips.
- >You slowly brush her beautiful mane as this happens.
- >You pull away to say what needs to be said.
- Applejack?
- >She looks at you.
- >"Yes, Anon?"
- >You smile.
- I love you.
- >She smiles and kisses you.
- >She pulls away, red as a firetruck.
- >"Ah love ya too, Anon."
- >You turn to grab something from your pocket.
- >It's a ring the shape of her hoof.
- Applejack, will you-
- >"NOOOOOOO!"
- >Something crashes into you.
- Get off of me!
- >You push the creature off of you.
- >You notice your clone, and Fluttershy.
- >"Anon, please don't marry Applejack! I love you with all my heart, something she could never give you!"
- >Steam starts to come from Applejack.
- >"She's a worse kisser, is ugly, has a dumb mane style, is a dirty mud p0ny and...and..."
- >Fluttershy stops and puts her hoof to her chin.
- >"AHA!"
- >She points at Applejack.
- >"Applejack's worse in bed!"
- >You notice that your sweet mare's whole body is red.
- >"AH HAD ENOUGH OF YA TRYIN TO STEAL MAH STALLION!"
- >She runs at Fluttershy, causing her to eep and fly away.
- >Unfortunately for Fluttershy, she can't fly for shit, so Applejack ends up pinning her down.
- >She lifts Fluttershy up, and bucks her into the sky.
- >"AND STAY AWAY FROM ANON!"
- >You look at the ring on the ground, which is now in 4 parts.
- >You turn to your double.
- Go away. NOW!
- >He squeals and runs off.
- >Your mare starts turning back to her original color.
- >She starts scratching the back of her head.
- >"Heh, Ah'm sorry ya had to see that, sweetie."
- >You smile and hug her.
- I don't care that you went crazy. You got rid of Fluttershy for me. I couldn't ask for any more.
- >You passionately kiss her, brushing her hair at the same time.
- >Applejack pushes you to the ground, leaning on you.
- >"Stay with me, Anon."
- >She proceeds to nuzzle your neck.
- >You giggle in response, then look her in her beautiful green eyes.
- I don't have a reason to leave.
- >You lean in for a quick kiss.
- Good night, beautiful.
- >The two of you proceed to fall asleep, holding each other comfortably.
- >That was an amazing day.
- >...
- >Back to reality.
- >You wake up on the fields, holding Applejack in your arms.
- >She yawns, then looks at you.
- >"Morning, sugarcube."
- >She nuzzles you again.
- >You smile and brush her hair.
- Morning, beautiful.
- >The two of you share a long, passionate kiss.
- >It is shortly interrupted by-
- >"ANON!"
- >The two of you let go of each other, and get up quickly.
- >It's your clone.
- >Well, the pussy clone, not the good, dead, clone.
- >"I AM SICK OF YOU BEING THE BETTER ONE!"
- >He raises his fist.
- >"We will duel, in the middle of town, at noon. I get to choose how we fight."
- >He runs off, maniacally laughing.
- >Applejack moves next to you.
- >"Well, that was..."
- Weird?
- >She nods.
- >"Ah mean, we both know you're better than him in every way, including di-"
- >She shuts herself up, blushing.
- >You chuckle.
- Sweetie, I know you were going to say that you liked me down there. You don't have to be embarrassed.
- >"Ah know. It just feels...rude."
- >You scratch the back of your head.
- Wanna...rut one time before everything goes down?
- >She nods, sweating lightly.
- >The two of you connect, kissing.
- >Applejack takes her hat off, and you proceed to remove your clothes.
- >She pushes you to the ground, rubbing her hoof up your legs.
- >You turn her over and slowly put your erect member into her...
- >...
- >You wake up, holding Applejack in your arms again.
- >That was a fun rut.
- >She felt so nice and soft.
- >The grass definitely helped improve the experience.
- >Overall, that rut was actually just something simple.
- >You had sex with Applejack slowly in the missionary position.
- >During your relationship, the two of you learned that both of you preferred slow, passionate sex over hot and kinky sex.
- >It was nicer, longer, and felt more romantic.
- >You nudge your sweet mare.
- Applejack, sweetie?
- >She slowly opens her eyes.
- >"Yes sugarcube?"
- Wanna go to town with me and watch me win the fight?
- >She nods.
- >"Ah'd love to."
- >The two of you get up and walk to town, holding her hoof with your hand.
- >...
- >It's 11:50 A.M. when the two of you get to the middle of town.
- >Everyone is just busy doing their usual stuff.
- >"ANON!"
- >You see your clone walk up to you, pissed off as hell.
- >"We are fighting, now!"
- >Since he said that both of you would fight at noon, you could screw with him.
- It's not noon, yet.
- >"What?"
- You said we fight at noon. It's 11:50.
- >"I don't care!"
- But you have to. You set the rules for this fight, after all.
- >Your double stomps the ground.
- >"B-But I want r-revenge..."
- >You slap him.
- Look, you won't get your revenge until noon. Just shut up and wait at Sugarcube Corner.
- >He nods and walks there, sighing.
- >...
- >"ANON! I DEMAND A FIGHT! IT'S ACTUALLY NOON NOW SO YOU HAVE TO COMPLY!"
- >He walks outside with ice cream on covering his face.
- >All the p0nies around him proceed to laugh.
- >"Stop laughing at me!"
- >He turns to you.
- >"If I win, I become the real Anon. If you win..."
- >He pulls out a yellow p0ny that is tied up.
- >"You get to do whatever you want to this hot and fuckable p0ny."
- >You gag when Fluttershy is mentioned as hot.
- But what if I don't want her?
- >"I don't care! I've been abused by that bitch for a whole month now, and I'm sick of it! This is her punishment!"
- >He throws you a stick.
- >"You get that, and I get...
- >He pulls out something sharp.
- >"...this."
- >It's a katana.
- >How did he get that?
- Wait, you're making me fight with a stick? But that's unfair!
- >"You're dicks bigger than mine, so this is how I'm compensating!"
- OK then.
- >All of the p0nies rush inside the buildings.
- >Clone lifts his sword up in a samurai stance.
- >He immediately runs at you.
- >"AH!"
- >He swings the sword, but you manage to dodge it with no problem.
- >You swing the stick on his head.
- >It hits him, knocking him down.
- >Headshot.
- >"Ow..."
- Well, that was eas-
- >You feel something hit your leg and you fall to the ground.
- >"I've been stuck with Flutterbitch all month. That's nothing."
- >He swings the sword downward.
- >"Die bitch!"
- >He does realize that downward swings are easy to dodge, right?
- >You roll over at a snails pace.
- >When you look at him, you see the sword stuck in the ground.
- >"Get out dammit!"
- >You chuckle.
- Guess that never happened with Fluttershy.
- >He kicks you.
- >"Don't make fun of me!"
- >You get up and your shadow continues to try to pull the murder weapon out.
- >He's not making any progress at all.
- >You push him over and pull the katana out with no problem.
- Really?
- >You place it on the floor.
- You're pathetic. I'm giving you a second chance to beat me. Don't ignore it.
- >You take 5 steps, then a scream occurs.
- >"You're not getting away that easily!"
- >Clone trips on a rock.
- >You burst out laughing.
- Haha! Oh my gosh, you're such a moron!
- >He gets back up, and throws his weapon at you.
- >It goes 3 feet.
- >It gets stuck in the ground again.
- Really?! Again?!
- >You run at it, kicking it.
- >It goes flying, almost stabbing your inferior self.
- >"EEP!"
- >He ducks and it cuts his hair.
- >The only good part of the actual clone.
- >He feels his hair.
- >He starts turning red.
- >"NO ONE...AND I MEAN NO ONE...TOUCHES MY FUCKING HAIR!"
- >His hair becomes incredibly spiky
- >The ground starts trembling.
- >That's surprising: he actually has something similar to you!
- >Except it could actually be a bad thing.
- >And getting you're hair cut just makes you mad, not make it seem like you have super powers.
- >Oh well.
- >You grin.
- Finally. Now you actually seem like a threat.
- >He appears behind you instantly, leaning in to your ear.
- >"I'm more than a threat, cunt."
- >You turn around, swinging.
- >He somehow teleports away in front of your eyes.
- >How did he do that?
- >You slowly turn, looking for him.
- >"Right behind you."
- >As you turn around.
- >WAM!
- >He kicks you, sending you flying.
- >You crash into the ground.
- >Your mutant duplicate walks over to you.
- >He steps on you.
- >"Looks like I'm going to be the real Anon..."
- >Instantaneously, an orange p0ny runs behind him, and bucks him.
- >"Stay away from mah stallion!"
- >You get up, and hug your favorite p0ny.
- Applejack...it's great that you saved me...but I need to do this alone.
- >You give her a long kiss.
- >As you pull away, you brush her mane.
- I don't want you to get hurt, anyway.
- >She nods.
- >"Ah got it, Anon. Ah won't interrupt ya."
- >She runs back inside Sugarcube Corner.
- >You chuckle.
- >You just realize that Sugarcube corner contains Applejack's favorite nickname for you.
- >You feel like the slowest person in the world now.
- >Clone approaches you.
- >"ANON! That wasn't fair!"
- >You burst out laughing.
- You had the power to teleport, your hair became spiky, and you had increased strength, and you claim that having an orange and beautiful p0ny help me is a major advantage?
- >"Yes!"
- >You slap him.
- Stop being so stupid.
- >He pushes your hand away.
- >"Don't make fun of me."
- Isn't that, like, the millionth time you said that? You really need more catchphrases.
- >"Shut up, bitch!"
- >He lunges at you, but you easily dodge.
- That's overused, too. Try something like, I don't know, making fun of me?
- >You take a couple steps away.
- Engarde!
- >He lunges at you again.
- >You use your stick to deflect his attack.
- How is it that this isn't broken, yet?
- >You bend it.
- >It cracks into two pieces.
- Fuck.
- >Clone Anon starts running at you.
- >"You can't win now!"
- >You do a 180 and run away.
- AHHHH!
- >The clone is flailing his arms around, hitting every building in sight.
- >He hits Sugarcube Corner, Rarity's boutique, Twilight's Treehouse, etc.
- >"I'm gonna kill you!"
- >You smile.
- The chances of you killing me are as small as your dick!
- >You duck.
- >Turns out you ducked at the right time, because the katana was thrown.
- >You notice a mirror, and look at it.
- >Your...your...
- >HAIR!
- DID YOU REALLY...JUST DO THAT!
- >Clone gulps.
- >Luckily for him, you only get really pissed when your hair gets cut.
- >You run at him, only equipped with your fist.
- YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
- >You punch him, making him go flying into Twilight's house.
- >It creates a hole, revealing Twilight and her clone having sex, yet again.
- >It gives you a mild boner, and calms you down.
- >"*Girly scream*"
- Where's Spike?! Shouldn't he be in the house at all?!
- >"He's at Canterlot!"
- >She grabs clone and throws him outside.
- >She proceeds to fix her house help.
- >Now, it looks as if you never smacked your duplicate into her sex tower.
- >"I'm...not...done yet..."
- >Clone Anon struggles to get up.
- This is just...really?
- >You walk up to him, stepping on his body.
- >You grab his hair, and grab his katana.
- Screw it, this is too easy.
- >You really expected a challenge.
- >Honestly, this fight was too easy.
- >Even if your sweet mare didn't come to save you, you probably would've won.
- >You cut a bug portion of his hair off.
- >"AH!"
- >He immediately jumps and turns red again.
- >"Did you just do that...AGAIN?!"
- >His hair magically grows back and his murder weapon floats from your hand to his hand.
- >He also levitates you towards him.
- >You are moving towards him at a really fast pace.
- >He prepares to stab you.
- >You try to struggle, but fail.
- >You close your eyes.
- >Guess it's the end.
- >Whoosh!
- >You open your eyes.
- >Wait...you're not dead?!
- >You feel your body to make sure nothing is hurt.
- >Good, you're safe.
- >Clone is still red.
- >"HOW THE FUCK...DID I MISS?!"
- >You find a bag on the floor, and grab it.
- >You open it up.
- Oh, apples!
- >You pelt the moronic bastard with them.
- >"HEY! STOP I-"
- >An apple clocks him in the head, knocking him down.
- >"Ow..."
- >His red fades away.
- >You'd cut his hair again to make him stronger, but now, most of it is basically gone.
- >Without the hair, your clone looks nothing like you.
- >Guess it's time to finish him off.
- >Grab grab his katana, and put it to his neck.
- Any last words, faggot?
- >He gulps.
- >"Y-Yes..."
- Well, too bad for you!
- >You raise your sword and drop it down, beheading your duplicate.
- >Blood spills from his neck and goes all over the ground.
- >Gross...
- >You hear all of the doors open.
- >"Yay, Anon!"
- >Everp0ny picks you up, leading you to a random area in the town.
- >They are all cheering and screaming your name in excitement.
- >They bring you to Sugarcube Corner, and drop you off.
- >The door opens up, revealing your beautiful marefriend who is running at you.
- >She jumps at you and gives you a long, passonate kiss.
- >She pulls away.
- >"Ah knew you'd win, Anon."
- >You feel something poking your leg.
- >It's Fluttershy.
- >Wait, how did she free herself.
- >"A-Anon? T-Thanks for s-saving me."
- >She hides behind her mane.
- >"I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused. I just really liked you at the time, emphasis on the word "liked"."
- >She starts scratching her hoof.
- >"I won't mess with you and Applejack anymore. Can you please forgive me?"
- >The two of you smile, and get up.
- >Applejack proceeds to hug Fluttershy.
- >"Of course Ah forgive ya, Fluttershy! You are one of mah best friends, after all! None of that stuff ya did could ever destroy our friendship!"
- >Fluttershy turns to you.
- >"Will you forgive me, Anon?"
- >You nod.
- If Applejack's alright with it, then so am I.
- >Fluttershy proceeds to hug you tightly.
- >"Thank you!"
- >She releases you and the three of you proceed to walk into Subarcube Corner to celebrate your victory over your inferior clone.
- >Good end.
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