the world's greatest movie :)

Strong Intelligent reveals surprising news.

== Prologue ==

''{ walks into a black screen. He stops then turns to the view.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hello, people, you may know me as Quint, the star of "The World's Greatest". Hence the name. Duh. Now, today's episode of The World's Greatest is actually a movie. Because, well, it's about a special time in the The World's Greatest history. I hate giving summaries before each episode, but, my director says I have to, and there's no point in using my childish rebellion on him. So, this great, or not so great, day started a few months ago...

== Movie ==

''{Cut to the World's Greatest School.}''

'''HENRY:''' ''{singing}'' This is a daaaayyy!

'''QUINT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Stop!

''{Henry literally freezes. Quint walks onscreen then faces the camera.}''

'''QUINT:''' What on Earth?! Why are we having an inactive helicopter sing at the beginning of this?

'''DIRECTOR:''' ''{offscreen}'' We want this movie to have everything! Action for the boys, drama for the girls, and musicals for the babies!

'''QUINT:''' This is The World's Greatest Dane Special Episode, not The World's Greatest School Musical!

'''DIRECTOR:''' I am the director and you will do what I say, because I am filming what I want to film.

'''QUINT:''' Listen, all I want this page to do is be the longest movie in movie and to be the most sensual and controversial. Or the most popular, but everyone knows that will never happen.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Hallelujah.

'''QUINT:''' Anyway, that's the only reason I hired you for this movie. Because you're a patient man.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Why don't we just make the musicals long?

'''QUINT:''' I hate musicals!

'''DIRECTOR:''' That means...you also hate babies! Take him away, boys!

'''QUINT:''' Just get on with the episode!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Fine then. Pussy.

''{A heavy lourde falls on Henry and Quint looks at him.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hey, there, inactive helicopter that couldn't if his life depended on it.

'''HENRY:''' ''{under lourde}'' I can't feel my rotors, rotors, or vital rotors.

'''QUINT:''' I didn't know people could feel their vital rotors. Well, see ya! I've got a Maine to go to! Soon! But first we'll go to the auditorium! Of the World's Greatest High School!

''{Quint starts walking off. Silly music starts playing and he looks around and stops.}''

'''QUINT:''' What the heck is that?

'''DIRECTOR:''' It's a nice touch I played with your walking scene.

'''QUINT:''' That is the stupidest music I ever heard!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Just go along with it and we'll soon get there.

'''QUINT:''' Dang it, director! Just cut to the auditorium.

'''DIRECTOR:''' No, we need to put as much time in this as possible.

'''QUINT:''' Just do it!

''{Cut to the auditorium.}''

'''QUINT:''' That's better.

'''KIRBY:''' What are you talking about?

'''QUINT:''' ''{innocent}'' Nothing.

''{Strong Intelligent walks onto the stage.}''

'''SI:''' I've got great news, everyone! Kent has returned! And actually has all his body parts!

'''STUDENTS:''' Yay!

''{Kent walks onto the stage.}''

'''KENT:''' Hello, everyone, it's nice to see you again!

'''QUINT:''' Hey, Kent, where were you?

'''KENT:''' Well, person I don't know and never want to, I got married to this wonderful woman and had to go live somewhere else with her. I got a new job for a few years, but we got divorced for personal reasons and I decided to come back! This ID in my head is from her purse when she hit me with it!

'''STUDENTS:''' Yay! I mean, sorry!

'''QUINT:''' Well, Kent, you missed a whole lot! I mean, everybody's been complaining about the school dying and all. You're the only one that can bring this place back together.

'''KENT:''' How can a school die?

'''SI:''' Well, yeah, about that. He's a little too late.

'''QUINT:''' What?

'''SI:''' We're tearing down the school.

''{Cut to a close-up of Strong Intelligent's face with a darkness to it.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' Dun-dun-duuuuuunnnnnn-un-un-un-undun-dun-un-with the pun un young-dun-

'''QUINT:''' Stop!

''{The entire auditorium freezes.}''

'''QUINT:''' Oops, wrong choice of words. Director, what are you doing?

'''DIRECTOR:''' I'm bringing suspense to this.

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, that's a little too much suspense.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Oh, come on. Can't you let me have some fun on my job?

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, but without a paycheck.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Wah.

'''QUINT:''' Oh, stop being such a baby. Now, let me finish this QUINTmovie in peace.

''{QUINT shows his muscles and "QUINT - PROFEESIONAL TOUGH GUY" appears on him.}''

''{Everyone unfreezes and stabs QUINT repeatedly.}''

'''QUINT:''' Ow! What the heck?!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Oops, my bad!

''{Everything rewinds back to everyone before they are frozen.}''

'''QUINT:''' You're tearing down the school?

'''SI:''' Yes, but then I'm going to rebuild it. Think of it as a purge.

'''QUINT:''' I always knew this would happen, but why now? When our second most inactive principal comes back?

'''SI:''' We've been talking about it for a while, now, and decided this would be a good time.

'''QUINT:''' But, what about all the great episodes we have here? You can't just let them die.

'''SI:''' I would never do that. Which is why I created a big boat for the good episodes we have.

''{Strong Intelligent opens the curtain to reveal a giant boat.}''

'''HENRY:''' Wow, it's just like Noah's ark. Putting in the good, leaving out the bad.

'''QUINT:''' So, there's going to be some kind of flood that will destroy the school?

'''SI:''' Of course not. We'll burn it down.

'''QUINT:''' ''{sarcastic}'' I feel so much better.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Wait. Cut!

''{The auditorium freezes.}''

'''QUINT:''' What now?

'''DIRECTOR:''' You're being out of character. QUINT wouldn't be happy about someone burning down his school.

'''QUINT:''' I was being SARCASTIC!

''{QUINT facepalms and "QUINT - PROFESSIONAL CYNICAL GUY" appears on him.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' Oh. Well you don't have to yell.

''{The auditorium unfreezes and everyone starts ranting.}''

'''QUINT:''' The World's Greatest school is being destroyed and only the best of the best will survive?

'''SI:''' Well, the ship only holds 125 episodes at the most, so we need around 100 on there.

'''QUINT:''' That's just great. If you excuse me, I'm going to cry now.

''{QUINT walks out of the auditorium sadly.}''

'''SI:''' Why would he cry?

'''HENRY:''' Because his episodes are crap.

'''DIRECTOR:''' QUINT! Cut!

''{QUINT walks back onscreen.}''

'''QUINT:''' Dang it, what now?!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Are you OK?

'''QUINT:''' AW COME ON NOW! Directors are so caring! God bless that director! HOPEFULLY THEY UNDERSTAND WHEN I SAY "I WAS ACTING!!!" because directors that great have to be stupid!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Wow, you're a good actor. I actually believed you there.

'''QUINT:''' ''{proudly}'' Yes, I know. Now, leave the movie and the fourth wall alone.

''{Strong Intelligent walks off the stage.}''

'''SI:''' So, are any of you going to put any SI on the boat now?

'''CHRISTIAN GOD:''' How much time do we have?

'''SI:''' 2 months.

'''CHRISTIAN GOD:''' I hate you.

'''SI:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Yes. You're very nice about it.

''{Cut to the bathroom. QUINT's feet are seen under a stool.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{hums}'' I like chocolate cake except when the chocolate is actually-

''{QUINT walks out of the stool with a piece of toilet paper sticking out of his shoe. he sees the camera.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{screams}'' What the? ''{angrily}'' Dang it, director, why can't you let me have my private moments in peace?!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Because it's funny.

'''QUINT:''' This is the worst movie ever.

'''DIRECTOR:''' This is our only movie ever.

'''QUINT:''' Whatever. I'm going to leave now. If you follow me, I will kill you.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Oh, a death threat? Also, you have a little something in your shoe.

''{QUINT looks down at his shoe and tears the toilet paper off quickly.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{embarrassed}'' You didn't see that. ''{zips off}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' Heh, revenge is sweet.

''{Cut to the auditorium. The students are shoveling episodes in the boat.}''

'''NYJOLE:''' Gosh, I feel like a Poops.

'''LEX:''' You're telling me.

''{Pan left to show Noxigar, who holds up a sign saying "Me too".}''

'''NYJOLE:''' Umm...k.

''{Cut to another part of the auditorium. Super Sam and Aldi are sitting in beach chairs with drinks in their hands.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Isn't this a lovely day to watch others do backbreaking work while we sit and relax?

'''ALDI:''' Sure is, passionate lover.

'''SUPER SAM:''' How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not your passionate lover! That's my pet!

'''ALDI:''' Sure thing... Passionate lover.

''{Joshua takes a sip from his drink and Henry walks onscreen.}''

'''HENRY:''' OK, why aren't you guys doing anything?

'''SUPER SAM:''' Because you see this!? The Aldi cola in my hand? I'M DRUNK.

'''ALDI:''' Hey, it was hard enough work to keep the purge a secret all these months.

'''HENRY:''' Wait, you knew about it all this time? I'm flying myself to Maine.

'''ALDI:''' Duh. The higher administrators don't keep secrets from ''us''. Now, shoo.

'''SUPER SAM:''' MORE LIKE homestar tiger

'''ALDI:''' Shut up.

''{Henry hovers away angrily.}''

''{Cut to the hallway. QUINT is walking back and forth.}''

'''QUINT:''' Geez, a man can't use the potty in peace. ''{sees the camera}'' Gah! What did I say about following me?

'''DIRECTOR:''' It got boring out there. Anyway, it's ''QUINT'' movie, not random The World's Greatest School student...movies.

'''QUINT:''' So, you think I'm genuinely interesting and humorous character? OK, you are stupid or joking.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Tell us about your day.

'''QUINT:''' OK, well, I woke up this morning after a terrible nightmare of being kissed by a dodo then getting beat up by her bald eagle boyfriend. Though, I accidentally knocked his toupee off, and, let's just say I'm glad I woke up the second that bird grabbed my neck. Then, I went to brush my teeth. I have one of those toothbrushes where the hairs spin around. I love technology! Though, since the only teeth I have are these two fangs, it doesn't really take more than 5 seconds to brush them. Then, I ate my breakfast, which was a blueberry muffin.

''{A blueberry muffin leans onscreen angrily.}''

'''BLUEBERRY MUFFIN:''' So, you're the one that ate me! You better have a good lawyer, cause I'm suing the unseen pants off ya!

''{Blueberry muff goes back offscreen, leaving QUINT with a shocked look.}''

'''QUINT:''' ...What?

'''DIRECTOR:''' Well, that was nice and all, but DID YOU KNOW this only adds one line to the transcript's line count?

'''QUINT:''' I'm being sued by a MUFFIN! And, talking about my day bores the snot out me.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Snot? I didn't know you even had a nose.

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, that's how bored I was. Now, let's do some more action. That's what the point of a movie is. To have everything that I have in my episodes, and more. Plus, we also need to be more on-topic. This movie is about the purge and dang it, we're going to keep it about the purge.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Are you saying there's more important things than being number one?

'''QUINT:''' Of course not! But, we have to keep the audience interested if we want to stay in business. And the audience seems to like things that make sense.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Fine, whatever. I'll try to keep it about the purge and be number one.

'''QUINT:''' That's the director I don't know nor love! Let's do this!

''{Cut to outside. The students are discussing things at the Forum court.}''

'''IM A BADSTAR:''' OK, we're going to be facing a mean revolution. Who knows what will come of this?

'''SPANIARD:''' Less...episodes?

'''IM A BADSTAR:''' Exactly!

'''DENNIS DUNJINMAN:''' Dennis thinks that we should just let Strong Intelligent do the rest when we finish our part.

'''JOE BLOW DOWN THE STREET:''' He's right. Usually, I'd ask for Henry's opinion, too, but he's at his grandmother's so we're in this without him.

'''QUINT:''' Well, I'm happy with life as it is, except the without Henry part. That sucks. Though, a purge will mess the good parts up completely.

'''SMALL MICROSCOPIC GERM:''' Don't worry. We have 3½ years to make up.

'''QUINT:''' I'd rather not wait for 2012.

'''CREDIT UNION:''' I'm happy as long as my game is surviving.

'''MAX:''' And I don't have to worry much, either. Most of my episode is surviving.

'''QUINT:''' Mine, too, but it still wouldn't be the same. Also, I heard they will get rid of students having their own email address.

'''LUCAS FROM ODD FUTURE:''' Don't worry. They're building a school student school for those. When it's built, I'm moving there, since Dr. Seuss doesn't "have enough Henry" in his show.

'''QUINT:''' And Funstar doesn't have enough anything in his. Oh well, all my other fanstuff is surviving.

'''DIRECTOR:''' All four.

'''QUINT:''' Hey, you don't get any say in this!

'''THE MAN:''' Who are you talking to?

'''QUINT:''' ''{sighs}'' No one. Especially not some annoying director that I want to fire so much, but can't afford another one of his kind.

'''THE MAN:''' OK, that's all I wanted to know.

''{Cut to the school student school.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Well, me and my Aldi finally did it.

'''QUINT:''' A little to small, though.

'''SUPER SAM:''' Eh, it'll grow. It may soon be bigger than the World's Greatest school. Actually when it purges, it will be.

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, if we can make over 100 episodes by then.

'''SUPER SAM:''' You don't have to be negative.

'''QUINT:''' Just saying. You shouldn't get you hopes up. If you do that, then if it doesn't happen, you will be heartbroken.

'''SUPER SAM:''' Nah, I don't need a heart. I have my Aldi.

''{QUINT pets the Aldi and it bites him.}''

'''QUINT:''' Ow!

''{QUINT tries to shake the can off his finger and fails.}''

'''SUPER SAM:''' Go to sleep, Aldi.

''{The can falls off QUINT's finger.}''

'''QUINT:''' My gosh. I didn't know Aldi was so strong! Super Sam?

''{QUINT sees Super Sam asleep next to the can of Aldi.}''

'''QUINT:''' Aw, they're so cute. Wait, what did I just say? That sounded wrong.

''{QUINT walks away.}''

''{Cut to the fanstuff school's auditorium. SI is on the stage.}''

'''SI:''' OK, you guys spent the last month putting and taking episodes in the boat. Which is good. Unfortunately, we still have a month until the purge and no one should make episodes until it happens, so...you have to try and work that out.

'''QUINT:''' What? Why can't you just purge now?

'''SI:''' Well, there's problems at the World's Worst School, so, I'm going to have to postpone the purge until I fix it. Bye!

''{SI walks out of the auditorium.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{sarcastic}'' Well, this is great.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Cut!

'''QUINT:''' Sarcasm.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Sorry!

'''COOL SPOT:''' So, what should we do until the purge happens?

'''HENRY:''' Mess around?

'''COOL SPOT:''' Great idea!

''{Cut to Henry's class.}''

'''HENRY:''' OK, everyone. Today we are going to look at a random map!

''{Henry brings down the map and sees a picture of Meme3 taped to it.

'''HENRY:''' Well, this is disturbing.

'''INNER BAD:''' ''{laughs}'' Hey, You Saw Meme3!

''{Henry tapes a picture of dickbutt in front of it].}''

'''HENRY:''' Hooray! A death of Meme3!

''{The class cheers.}''

'''HENRY:''' Gosh, please purge soon.

''{Cut to Homestar Tiger's class. Homestar Tiger walks in angrily.}''

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' OK, who painted "my nam's Homestar Tiger, i liek to pawty" on my door?!

'''TEDDY MOZ:''' ''{snickers}'' Innocent until proven guilty.

'''HOMESTAR TIGER:''' Dang it, Teddy Moz!

''{Cut to Strong Intelligent in an office. He is checking papers when he stops.}''

'''SI:''' OK, why did Dane write this script in Russian? I have to stop giving Dane blowblows.

''{Cut to Im A Badstrom drawing hentai on every picture he can find. QUINT catches him in the middle of an act.}''

'''QUINT:''' OK, I'll pretend I never saw that.

''{QUINT continues walking.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Gosh, that was the most erotic thing I've ever seen.

''{Cut to QUINT at Strong Intelligent's office. SI has his head on the desk.}''

'''QUINT:''' OK, everyone has turned into mini-bullies. They're vandalizing everything they can find. You have to find someway to occupy these students before the purge or they'll destroy the episodes themselves.

'''SI:''' Meh, let them have their fun. It's my break, so I don't care.

'''QUINT:''' But, Mr. Intelligent, you have to care! I miss my normal, polite school.

''{SI starts snoring.}''

'''QUINT:''' Fine, then! I don't care about you or that stupid purge! I can make it on my own!

''{Henry flies into the office.}''

'''SQUIDMOND TENSTRILS:''' Hey, that's my line!

''{QUINT does a facepalm.}''

'''QUINT:''' Stop!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Yes?

'''QUINT:''' What on earth is with all these Spongebab characters? Mr. Crabs was OK, but Tenstrils? Is going too far.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Aw, but that guy is so cute. I couldn't deny him a line.

'''QUINT:''' I do not want leg-severed dogs on my show!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Oh, but just look at him.

'''QUINT:''' I refuse to. I know what happens when someone looks at him. Now, stop altering my movie!

''{QUINT walks offscreen.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Gosh!

'''DIRECTOR:''' ''{starts to cry}'' Oh, man, I looked it in it's eyes!

''{Cut to a court room. "Judge Biggie Smalls" appears onscreen in big letters. The words disappear. Biggie with girl's hair and a judge suit walks onscreen.}''

'''JUDGE BIGGIE SMALLS:''' In today's case, we have Blueberry Muffin suing QUINT for eating his brother.

''{QUINT walks onscreen.}''

'''QUINT:''' Stop!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Don't worry. I can explain. We need some rap stars because we need to attract hip hop heads, too. And, he's dressed as a woman because that's hilarious.

'''QUINT:''' I don't care about that! I want to know why I'm going along with this lawsuit. I thought you talked the muffin out of this!

'''DIRECTOR:''' I thought of doing that, but then I decided to not do that. We need as much action as possible in this!

'''QUINT:''' My gosh, man! I can't afford a lawyer!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Don't worry, I've got you covered!

''{Connor walks onscreen.}''

'''CONNOR:''' Hello, I'm Connor Brony: Ace Brony.

'''QUINT:''' Oh, dear. This is not going to end well.

''{Cut to a screen that says "We'll be back to Judge Biggie after these messages!".}''

'''BIGGIE:''' ''{rapping, voice only}'' We'll be back to Judge Big Easy after these messages.

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== Movie(again) ==

''{Cut to a screen that says "We now return to Judge Tupac!".}''

'''TUPAC:''' ''{voice only}'' We now return to Judge Tupac.

''{Cut to the court. QUINT takes his seat and Blueberry Muffin jumps onto his.}''

'''QUINT:''' OK, this is stupid. We aren't in a real court. It's just a building with a bunch of chairs all over it.

''{Tupac shoots his pad with a rocket launcher, breaking it in half.}''

'''DMX:''' Order in the court! Now, this cracka ass muffin says you ate his brother. Is that true?

'''QUINT:''' I don't know. There's, like, hundreds of blueberry muffins in this world.

'''DMX:''' So, Blueberry, are you saying that he ate it without proof?

'''BLUEBERRY MUFF:''' Of course!

'''DMX:''' Well, in that case, you better have a good lawyer, you fuckin cracker ass koala

'''QUINT:''' Excuse me?

'''CONNOR:''' He does. Now, let's see. Blueberry Muff admitted to not having any proof to QUINT eating his brother. So, that means anyone could've done it. Did you eat a blueberry muffin for breakfast, sir?

'''SNOOP DOGGY:''' ''{gulps}'' Well, uh, everyone eats them once in a while. They're so good!

'''BLUEBERRY MUFF:''' You sicko.

'''CONNOR:''' So, there you are, Blueberry Muff. QUINT may and may have not eaten your brother.

'''BLUEBERRY MUFF:''' Can we just say he did and move along?

'''QUINT:''' Hey!

'''CONNOR:''' No. you either admit you're wrong, or owe us 100 bucks for wasting our time.

'''EMINEM:''' Don't you mean ''my'' time?

'''CONNOR:''' Whatever. Now, speak.

'''BLUEBERRY MUFF CABBAGE:''' Oh, fine! I'm sorry for accusing you of eating my brother, QUINT.

'''QUINT:''' It's OK. I've always wanted to be in a court. But not be a suette. By a breakfast food.

'''DMX:''' Aw, I wanted 100 bucks...

'''QUINT:''' Well, I need to complete my movie, now. See ya!

'''CONNOR:''' Hey, what about my check?

''{QUINT jumps out the window. Connor turns to the director.}''

'''CONNOR:''' Do you have my money?

'''DIRECTOR:''' Well, look at the little baby! Waa! Cry baby! You know '''no one died in china man square'''!

''{Cut to the world's greatest school. QUINT walks into the auditorium. He sees Henry, Trex, and Freldman looking at the boat.}''

'''HENRY:''' That's a mighty fine boat, isn't it? Not as good as helicopter. You know Trex, I've always wanted to go to Maine.

'''TREX:''' Yeah, I know.

'''FRELDMAN:''' I wish I had any episodes to put in it. I'd be happy. Too bad all the episodes I write are shit. Maybe thats why none of them aired.

'''QUINT:''' Uh, who are you guys talking to?

'''TREX:''' I have no idea.

'''QUINT:''' OK...

'''HENRY:''' Don't you think that's a nice boat?

'''QUINT:''' '''But no one died in chinaman square'''

'''FRELDMAN:''' Don't you wish you had any episodes on it?

'''QUINT:''' I do.

'''ALL(EXCEPT QUINT):''' Pretty cool, isn't it?

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, you guys are starting to creep me out. I'm going to go find Lucas from Odd Future, now.

''{QUINT leaves the room and finds Eminem looking out the window.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hey, who are you?

'''EMINEM:''' My name's Eminem.

'''QUINT:''' New?

'''EMINEM:''' Yeah, you can say that.

'''QUINT:''' So, did you see Lucas anywhere?

'''EMINEM:''' No, and I never will again.

'''QUINT:''' Right.

'''EMINEM:''' Oh, I didn't mean it like that! I mean, Lucas moved.

'''QUINT:''' That's sad. I thought the only place he was moving to was the student user school. I didn't find him there, either. Hey, you look familiar.

'''EMINEM:''' ''{worried}'' Uh, OK.

''{Eminem runs away.}''

'''QUINT:''' OK, that was strange. Why would be so uncomfortable to talk about Lucas unless, oh my gosh...

''{QUINT runs to Dane's office.}''

'''QUINT:''' Dane, I have something to-

''{QUINT sees that Dane isn't in his chair.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{screams}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' Dun-dun-duuuuuunnnnnn-un-un-un-

'''QUINT:''' Don't.

''{QUINT runs to his house.}''

'''QUINT:''' Mommy! Daddy!

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' What is it, QUINT?

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' Are you OK?

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, ''I'm OK'', but everyone else at my school is either acting strange or disappeared. I think the newbie, Eminem, has something to do with it.

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' Yes! A reason to get you out of that school!

'''QUINT:''' What?

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' We're going to transfer you to a new, safer school.

'''QUINT:''' Dang it, mom!

''{Cut to heaven. Jesus is talking in blahs while God is counting his dubloons.}''

'''Jesus:''' Blah blah blah blah-

'''MAN WITH LOW VOICE:''' ''{offscreen}'' Be quiet! I heard that a little boy needs answers.

'''JESUS:''' Who is it?

'''MAN WITH LOW VOICE:''' That koala dude.

'''JESUS:''' Oh, him. Might as well.

''{JESUS flies to Earth. He sees QUINT in his backyard kicking a can and flies to him.}''

'''JESUS:''' Listen, kid, I don't know what's wrong with you, but, some guy with a low voice is angry, so stop being sad, like, now.

'''QUINT:''' Jesus, you're, like, a legend.

'''JESUS:''' ''{proud}'' I know. Now, what is wrong?

'''QUINT:''' Everyone at my school disappeared somehow, three guys are being weird, and we have a new student that seems to have done something bad.

'''JESUS:''' You overdramatic shit we all know that '''no one died in china man square'''

'''QUINT:''' Are you here to help me or insult me?

'''JESUS:''' Help you, but I like insulting you more.

'''QUINT:''' Anyway, my mom wants to send me to another school, but I can't handle that.

'''JESUS:''' Don't worry, my senses tell me that everyone at the school is safe and sound, getting themselves drunk over nervousness of tomorrow's purge,  but Lucas from Odd Future doesn't exist anymore.

'''QUINT:''' Wait, what?

'''JESUS:''' Now that I gave you my answers, leave me alone.

''{Jesus flies away.}''

'''QUINT:''' I was right! Eminem killed Lucas from Odd Future!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Really?

'''QUINT:''' I'm not telling you! Then, the audience will know, too, and the last thing I was is to spoil it for them.

'''DIRECTOR:''' OK, just whisper it in my ear.

'''QUINT:''' Fine.

''{QUINT walks offscreen and whispering is heard.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' Lucas from Odd Future is actually Eminem?!

'''QUINT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Gah! You idiot!

'''DIRECTOR:''' ...Oops.

''{QUINT walks back onscreen.}''

'''QUINT:''' Ugh. That's the last time I tell you a secret.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Sorry!

'''QUINT:''' Let's just get on with the movie.

'''DIRECTOR:''' OK, we're just about 150 more lines till we die of crack overdose!

'''QUINT:''' ''{smiling}'' That's perfect. I'm not upset with you anymore! I mean, seriously, any other director would've fainted by now.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Yep, I'm one in a million! Does that mean we can have a musical now?

'''QUINT:''' No.

''{Cut to the auditorium.}''

'''SI:''' Hello, I'm sure you were expecting the purge today.

'''STUDENTS:''' Uh, yeah!

'''SI:''' Well, I have great news! It's being postponed again!

'''QUINT:''' How is that great news?

'''SI:''' I just finished the conflict at the other school and I need my rest! So, I'm postponing so there will be less work for me!

''{The students groan.}''

'''HENRY:''' I can't believe you got all our hopes up for nothing!

'''HENRY:''' That's not cool, yo.

'''QUINT:''' What did you just say?

'''HENRY:''' ''{sighs}'' Nerd.

'''HAMTARO:''' OK, I'm leaving this school until the purge happens. Call me when some ''real'' action happens.

''{Pan to the outside to show Hamtaro jumping into a car with hot girls in swimsuits and an old driver in it.}''

'''HAMTARO:''' ''{put on his sunglasses and waves his hand}'' Let's go, Gregor Mendel.

''{The car dives off. Pan back to the auditorium.}''

'''QUINT:''' That hurt my self-confidence.

'''SI:''' OK, meeting over.

''{The students groan while leaving.}''

'''COOL SPOT:''' This stinks.

''{Cool Spot trips into a trash can.}''

'''Cool Spot:''' This stinks even more. Oh, gosh, what is that thing tickling my nose?! Help me!

''{Zoom out to show QUINT walking past the trash can.}''

'''QUINT:''' Well, I might as well see what's happening at the Student User School.

''{Cut to the School Student School hallway. QUINT walks past Eminem.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hi, Vanilla Ice, I mean, Lucas from Odd Future, I mean, Eminem.

'''EMINEM:''' Wah! What?! How did you know?!

'''QUINT:''' Don't ask.

''{QUINT walks past Fag.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hi, fag, I mean, fag, I mean, fag.

''{QUINT walks past Znex.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hi, Znex, I mean, Prophet, I mean, Lord.

''{QUINT walks past Fat Albert.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hi, Biggie Smalls.

''{QUINT walks past.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hi.

'''HENRY:''' My name is

'''QUINT:''' Eh, they're the same. Are they?

'''HENRY:''' Well...I really don't know.

''{QUINT walks past Captcha.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hi, Micah, I mean, The New Micah, I mean, The NEW NEW Micah, I mean Inner Bad, I mean-

'''CAPTCHA:''' My Name Is Captcha.

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, whatever.

''{QUINT walks past Lex.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hi, Sephiroth.

''{QUINT walks off.}''

'''LEX:''' one of these days!

'''QUINT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yeah, good luck with that.

''{QUINT walks past No.}''

'''QUINT:''' Hi?

'''NALOS:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' I mean, No.

''{QUINT continues to walk off and No does a facepalm.}''

''{Cut to Fanboy and Chum Chum at a drinking fountain. QUINT walks past them.}''

'''QUINT:''' Finally, some new people. Even if their names are Fanboy and chum chum.

''{Noxigar walks past QUINT.}''

'''NOXIGAR:''' Hi, HRFQuint, I mean, WUQuint, I mean QUINT.

'''QUINT:''' Deja vu?

''{Cut to an image of a pear. The captian '''no one died in china man square''' is present.}''

''{Cut back.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' What fits this scene more than a random pear saying '''no one died in china man square'''

'''QUINT:''' '''no one died in china man square'''

'''DIRECTOR:''' '''no one died in china man square'''

'''QUINT:''' '''no one died in china man square'''

''{Cut to QUINT's house.}''

'''QUINT:''' Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh...

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' Has he been drinking my lotion again?

''{QUINT literally coughs up the the lotion, bottle and all.}''

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' ''{disgusted}'' Uh, I'll take that as a yes.

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' QUINT, why are you so worried?

'''QUINT:''' I CAN'T TAKE THE WAITING! IT'S KILLING ME! KILLING ME!

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' Uh, would you like my lotion back?

''{QUINT takes a bite from the bottle and wipes his mouth.

'''QUINT:''' ''{burps}'' I hope that the purge comes soon. I can't handle another day of the patience slowly eating me away as I become nothing but a puddle of Dr. Pepper.

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' ''{licks his lips}'' Mmm. I never knew my child would be so delicious.

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' ''{gasps}'' Don't you frighten my child anymore! Now, QUINT, if the purge doesn't come by the end of the week, we will transfer you!

'''QUINT:''' But mom-

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' I'm only doing it for you health. I don't want a certain person... ''{eyes QUINT's father}''

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' What?

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' Drinking the life out you. Literally.

'''QUINT:''' Oh, don't worry, mom. I'll be the motherfucking fuckermother. My dad hates that.

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' No, I said I hated. That guy ticks me off. Why can't he just get a real life instead of pretending to be a stupid, stinkin', chick magnet just because of a drink?! I tried it, it doesn't work! In fact, women shun me because of my breath smelling like a mixture and it is actually breath, just like a horrible liar I am! '''No one died in china man square!'''

''{QUINT and his mother both look at him.}''

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' ''{embarrassed}'' In other words, I think a transfer might be useful.

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' Well, you heard him. And you know he ''will'' drink you.

'''QUINT:''' Oh, fine! If the purge doesn't come by Saturday, I'll agree to move. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go beg SI to purge soon.

''{Cut to Strong Intelligent's office.}''

'''SI:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' Please?

'''SI:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' Please?

'''SI:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' Please?

'''SI:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' Please?

'''SI:''' '''no one died in china man square

'''QUINT:''' ''{desperate}'' Please!

'''SI:''' Hey, it won't matter to me if we lose another student. We still have about 1000 left.

'''QUINT:''' So, is that a yes?

'''SI:''' No, I'm going to purge on Sunday. Easy as that.

'''QUINT:''' Why?

'''SI:''' Because I can. Now, say goodbye to all the students or ask your mom to postpone it a day.

'''QUINT:''' This means I can do only one thing.

''{Cut to QUINT's house.}''

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' Please?

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' Please?

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' Please?

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' No.

'''QUINT:''' Please?

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' '''no one died in china man square'''

'''QUINT:''' ''{desperate}'' Please!

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' Hey, we don't care if you have to leave the school you love. Me and your dad will be happy and that's all that matters.

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' Well, I'd also be happy to drink some Dr. QUINT.

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' You're not ''helping''!

'''QUINT:''' So, is that a yes?

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' No, it's Saturday or bust. Easy as that.

'''QUINT:''' Fucking cunt eat a little penis cause you cant fuck for shit pussy

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' Hey, don't use that language in this house!

''{Cut to the fanstuff school. QUINT walks around waving a red flag.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' ''{singing}'' Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duuuunnn.

'''QUINT:''' Hello, this is one of the sad scenes! I don't want to ruining it with you

''{QUINT walks under a ladder and a black cat walks by. QUINT trips on the black cat and causes a mirror to fall over and break.}''

'''QUINT:''' I hate you!

'''DIRECTOR:''' Hey, why don't you step on a crack? Then your mother won't be able to force you to transfer!

'''QUINT:''' You're not funny. Now, find me some lucky charms.

''{A box of the Lucky Charms cereal flies onscreen.}''

'''QUINT:''' You just love messing with me, don't you?

''{QUINT opens the box of Lucky Charms and pours it in his mouth.}''

'''QUINT:''' Do you happen to have any milk?

''{A cow flies onscreen and falls on QUINT.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{under cow}'' Thank...you.

''{Cut to a screen that says "Saturday".}''

'''SQUIDMUND TENDRILS:''' Saturday.

'''QUINT:''' Whoa, how much did it cost to get this guy?

'''DIRECTOR:''' Your college fund.

'''QUINT:''' ''{sighs}'' That's the way it goes.

''{Fade to the fanstuff school. Two spys run into QUINT's classroom.}''

'''SPY #1:''' OK, where's the koala?

'''HENRY:''' Oh gosh, what did he do this time?

'''QUINT:''' ''{raises hand}'' I'm right here, sir.

'''SPY #2:''' Today's transferring time! Your parents sent me to capture you, in case you resisted.

'''QUINT:''' Uh, the day isn't over yet.

''{The bell rings and everyone runs over QUINT. Pan down to show QUINT, crushed and with foot marks all over him.}''

'''SPY #1:''' Are you okay, dude?

'''QUINT:''' Yeah, this happens every day.

'''SPY #2:''' Cool.

''{The spies scrape QUINT off the floor and puts him in a bag.}''

''{Cut to the hall. QUINT and the spies are walking to the door. QUINT turns his head.}''

'''QUINT:''' Well, folks, it's the end for me.

''{All of the students do the harlem shake. QUINT and the spies walk out the door and it closes.}''

'''GRILLED CHEESE:''' I'm going to miss him, even though I don't really know him that well.

'''HENRY:''' Me too. You know, touchy moments like these are what make up a great movie. Does anyone want to go to Maine with me?

'''MARGE THATCHER:''' Really? I thought they caused '''no one died in china man square'''

'''DMX:''' '''no one died in china man square'''

'''X66X66:''' '''no one died in china man square'''

'''ME, MYSELF, AND I:''' '''no one died in china man square'''

'''CRASH BANDICOOT:''' Interesting.

'''SIMPLY RED:''' Definitely.

'''CAPTAIN OLIMAR HIMSELF:''' Wait, what were we talking about, again?

'''THE ENTIRE STATE OF CALIFORNIA:''' Your FACE

'''HOMIE G:''' Yeah, I think that's it.

'''JOE BLOW DOWN THE STREET:''' No, I think we were talking about that episode where Henry and Quint talk about playing cards or something.

'''ALXXMAXX:''' Wow, that actually survived the purge? Oh wait, it won an Emmy!

'''SOME GUY IDK:''' Yeah, just like my episode. I hate that QUINT kid for taking one out.

'''MITCHELL:''' QUINT kid? Isn't that who we were talking about?

'''Y2K:''' Oh, yeah! He was just forced to leave the school!

'''USER:''' Poor guy. Hey, is it lunch time yet?

'''LITERALLY GOD:''' Yeah, I think so!

'''LITERALLY HITLER:''' Let's go, then!

'''RAINER:''' now now kids

'''EVERYONE:''' holy fucking shit it's rob

''{All of the students run to the lunchroom happily.}''

''{Cut to Sweden. QUINT and his parents come out of a car.}''

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' Oh, isn't this going to be great?

'''QUINT:''' No. I'm going to a school here against my will!

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' Yeah, I know! Isn't that awesome?!

'''QUINT:''' You know I'm going to get back, right?

'''QUINT'S MOTHER:''' No, we'll send you to private school, where you'll be in lockdown 24/7.

'''QUINT:''' What?

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' And if you try to escape, you'll be beaten with a pole.

'''QUINT:''' Isn't that child abuse?

'''QUINT'S FATHER:''' Heh, Sweden doesn't have any laws. And this school just does what they're paid to do. Keep you in the school learning.

'''QUINT:''' OK, they're crazy, and you're crazy! You will not get me in that private school!

''{Cut to Sweden School.}''

'''QUINT:''' How did they get me in this private school?

''{QUINT looks around to see a bunch of hypnotized kids and teachers. A hot Swiss babe walks by.}''

'''QUINT:''' Oh, garsh, I have to get out of here.

''{Cut to the fanstuff school. SI, Dane, Tom, and Stu come out with a flamethrower.}''

'''DANE:''' Is anyone ready for the obliteration of our school?!

'''STU:''' It doesn't matter whether you're ready or not, cause it's happening!

'''TOM:''' Yeah, uh, how do I use this thing again?

'''SI:''' ''{sighs}'' You just press this button and-

''{SI presses the button on the flamethrower and it shoots a flame at Tom's foot.}''

'''SI:''' Oh, dear.

'''TOM:''' Gah!

'''BIZ MARQUEE:''' Hey, isn't that a running gag with QUINT?

'''SI:''' Who?

'''GOOD DEAL DAN:''' Don't you remember QUINT? That brat that tried to ruin my band?

'''SI:''' I'm sorry, but there is no one in this school by the name of QUINT.

''{Suddenly, Jones runs through the doors.}''

'''JONES:''' Hi. Did you guys or anything?

'''DANE:''' Yeah, but I'll forgive you, because of your name and all.

''{A rope comes in from offscreen. Agent Biggie Smalls slides down the rope and falls on Jones.}''

'''JONES:''' OK, what the heck was that?

'''DANE:''' Oh, hey, Big Easy, you came just in time!

'''JONES:''' I still think your dumb for making an invisible guy a principal. And I'm not just saying that because he crushed every bone in my body.

'''SI:''' OK, can we just get on with the purge already?

''{All of the students agree.}''

'''DANe:''' OK, already! Jeez.

''{Cut to Sweden School's principal's office. The busty Swedish babe looks at a paper and smiles.}''

'''PRINCIPAL:''' ''{laughs}'' Well, it seems we have a new student here. Dooguy!

''{The assistant principal walks in.}''

'''ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL:''' yes?

'''PRINCIPAL:''' Get the hypno ray. We need to do everything we can to enchant the student.

'''ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL:''' ''{salutes}'' ok

''{The assistant principal zips out. Pan up to show QUINT looking through the air vent.}''

'''QUINT:''' Dear garsh. These guys are crazier than I thought. I've got to save all the innocent kids here, get the heck out myself, and get to the World's Greatest school just in time for the purge!

''{Cut to a closet. QUINT is building something.}''

'''QUINT:''' Luckily, my parents forgot to take the tools away from me. Now, I can dehypnotize these kids and make an escape!

''{QUINT finishes making the ray and holds it up in the sky in triumph. Then, some fat guy walks in.}''

'''FAT MAN:''' Hey i'll take all ya candy

'''FAT MAN:''' I'll take all ya candy store

'''QUINT:''' Uh, no.

'''FAT MAN:''' ''{sadly}'' OK. Hey, what is that thing for? ''{points to the ray}''

'''QUINT:''' Well, can you keep a secret?

'''FAT MAN:''' Of course!

'''QUINT:''' Well, I'm using this to dehypnotize the kids and get out of this school.

'''FAT MAN:''' Whoa, the principal will be awful mad if her fuckin smokin busty ass finds out.

'''QUINT:''' Please don't tell!

'''FAT MAN:''' Well, can I get out, too?

'''QUINT:''' Yes.

'''FAT MAN:''' You've got yourself a deal! ''{shakes his hand}''

'''QUINT:''' Ow! You're crushing it!

'''FAT MAN:''' Sorry.

''{The fat man leaves the closet and then runs into the principal.}''

'''PRINCIPAL:''' Where the heck were you just at?

'''FAT MAN:''' Well, uh, OH I ADMIT IT!

''{The fat man kneels down  and holds the principal's legs.}''

'''FAT MAN:''' I asked someone for a chocolate bar!

'''PRINCIPAL:''' Get off my leg! Didn't I tell you you were on a diet?

'''FAT MAN:''' But, I couldn't live without! You know that I love! I can't! I love!

''{Suddenly, the fat man jumps up and tears off his clothes to reveal a suit and he puts a black top hat on.}''

'''FAT MAN:''' ''{singing}'' In and out of my life! They come and they go! Leaving just their scraps behind! And I've eaten it a thousand times! When I snap my finger or wink my eye...''{winks}''

''{QUINT sneaks out of the the closet and runs offscreen.}''

'''FAT MAN:''' ''{singing}'' I come a-running to your fucking smoking hot tits! I tied my long johnson to my neck! And there's nothing that I can do! I can't help myself, no, I can't help myself! 'Cause, tits! I'm weaker than a man should be! I can't help myself! I'm a fool in love 'ya see!

''{The principal looks at him awkwardly for the whole song then stops him.}''

'''PRINCIPAL:''' OK, I understand how much you love my SMOKING HOT WET TITS, but you don't have to sing a copyrighted song because of it!

'''FAT MAN:''' I'm sorry. I'm just saying, sometimes people just have to cheat.

'''PRINCIPAL:''' Well, who did you ask for the chocolate bar?

'''FAT MAN:''' A koala bear who licked my dick bitch!!!

'''PRINCIPAL:''' ...Wow. Just, nevermind.

''{Cut to a classroom. QUINT sneaks in from the air vent.}''

'''TEACHER:''' Hello, new student, your first question is to determine "pi".

'''QUINT:''' ''{sighs, quickly}'' 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 7494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651 3282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102 7019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461 2847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432 6648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920, blah blah blah, DEHYPNOTIZED!

''{QUINT shoots everyone in the classroom with the ray.}''

'''STUDENTS:''' ''{looks around}'' Huh? What? Hmm?

'''TEACHER:''' Oh, my gosh. WE'RE DEHYPNOTIZED! ''{points to QUINT}'' You! I love you! If I wasn't Znex!

'''QUINT:''' ''{awkwardly}'' OK, nice to hear. Yeah, I'm going to go dehypnotize the rest of the students now.

'''STUDENT:''' Well, what do we do?

'''QUINT:''' Just pretend like you're still hypnotized. You don't know when the principal will check up on things. I'll give you the cue when it is time to leave.

''{QUINT jumps back into the vent and closes it.}''

'''TEACHER:''' OK...who was the first president of Prance?

''{Zoom out to show a view of the entire school. Ray lights come out of all the windows. Zoom back in. QUINT is in the hallway.}''

'''QUINT:''' OK, I dehypnotized everyone. Now, time to make a hole in the wall. But, I hope the assistant principal did what I told him to do.

''{Cut to the principal's office. The assistant principal walks in.}''

'''PRINCIPAL:''' Hi. Did you get the ray like I told you?

''{The assistant principal punches the principal in the face, knocking him out cold.}''

'''ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL:''' That was a random situation, but it felt goood!

''{QUINT changes his ray to destruction mode and blasts a hole through the wall.}''

'''QUINT:''' OK, everyone, it's time to GO!

''{Everyone runs over QUINT. Super Marty and Raiujump over him. Pan down to show QUINT crushed and with foot marks all over him.}''

'''QUINT:''' ...Bye? Here's where I say some pun about this happening earlier in this movie. Nope...nothing.

''{The fat man jogs slowly to the hole, out of breath, when, suddenly, he grabs his chest and collapses on QUINT.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{sarcastic, under fat man}'' Of course. This is the perfect place to have a heart attack. And right before he was going to end his diet. Ironic, isn't it?

''{Cut to the World's Greatest school. QUINT walks onscreen with scratches and branches all over him. SI walks by.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{quietly}'' When is the purge?

'''SI:''' Hey, QUINT, nice to see you made it. Unfortunately, the purge already happened. Go figure.

''{QUINT shakes for a while then faints. Henry flies onscreen.}''

'''HENRY:''' That was AWESOME! Oh, hey, QUINT. How's the weather down there? We should go to Maine in a couple hours, like you've always told me you wanted to do you cunt

''{Henry flies away.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' And...cut! You are an amazing actor! And I luved that song that the fat man sang. It was ''{sniffs}'' beautiful. So, QUINT, wake up now.

'''QUINT:''' No. This ground is soft...and comfortable.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Well, we did succeed being the longest movie made on cocaine. Though, it would've been way longer if we used all of the four million digits of pi. But, people would've thought we were cheating, so that wouldn't work.

'''QUINT:''' ...Wait. When did we become the longest movie made on coke?

'''DIRECTOR:''' A few hundred lines ago.

''{QUINT twictches, possibly because of cocaine.}''

'''QUINT:''' I thought we'd have a celebration when the fat lady sings.

'''DIRECTOR:''' Well, a fat ''man'' sang, and I wanted to know how long you'd last.

'''QUINT:''' Ugh, I can't believe you. I got splinters on my BUM BUM

''{QUINT turns to show the splinters on his naked bottom.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' Oh, dear gosh!

''{The screen turns a few times and retching is heard.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' OK, I'm sorry. Just never do that again.

'''QUINT:''' So, now what do we do? The purge has happened, which is what this special is about, and we already have the most lines done for a movie.

''{QUINT looks at the burnt school as it melts to a crisp. He looks back at the camera.}''

'''DIRECTOR:''' Cue end creditas?

'''QUINT:''' ''{jumps}'' Yeah!

'''KIRBYCHU:''' ''{jumps}'' Kirbychu!

'''QUINT:''' Where'd you come from?

'''MARTIN LUTHER KING JR:''' ''{jumps}'' MLK!

'''QUINT:''' And you?

'''DJ JAY DEE:''' Meh meh meh!

'''QUINT:''' ''{facepalms}'' Oh, will you just get on with it, already?!

== The End ==

'''Crew:'''
<br />
*Director: Director
*Writer: QUINT
*Producer: QUINT
*Animator: QUINT
*Everything else: QUINT


'''Cast:'''
<br />
*QUINT as himself
*QUINT as The Dark Knight
*QUINT as Tenderbread
*QUINT as a old sponge
*QUINT as a Flash Stick Man
*QUINT as the well emoticon
*QUINT as '''GLORY'''
*QUINT as a Jaro
*QUINT as The Cheat
*QUINT as Thatkidsam
*QUINT as The King
*QUINT as getting attension
*QUINT as the cool one who's rich, and a lady magnet.
*QUINT as Strong Sad
*Henry as himself
*Max is absent by popular demand
*QUINT as himself
*QUINT as a ph43r emoticon
*QUINT as Himself but with girls, like Sephiroth, and Diplomatic Immunity
*QUINT as himself
*QUINT as himself
*QUINT as Captain Jean Luke Picard
*Voice cameo from Tom Kenny.
*QUINT as The Soviet Spy That Destroys Everything
*Superfield Credit Union as that guy you wished was taken out
*The Noid, Dinoshaur, Chwoka, and Bluebry '''also''' as people who like to pawty
*QUINT As Jilbery Penguin
*QUINT as Super Sam
*QUINT as Aldi
*QUINT as Biggie Smalls, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Nas, and DMX.
*QUINT as The Dark Knight's Nemesis, THE NINJA.
*QUINT as Joshua
*...and QUINT as himself!

'''QUINT:''' ''{during the credits}''
Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've missed you
Yes, I've been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma mia, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.

''{Cut to the new school.}''

'''SQUIDMOND TENDRILS:'''  Epilogue.

''{QUINT walks onscreen in a tux.}''

'''QUINT:''' This is the greatest day of my life!

''{Cut to the door. Henry flies in.}''

''{Cut back to QUINT.}''

'''QUINT:''' ''{exited}''And it just got better!

'''HENRY:''' ''{sighs}'' Well, time to fly to Maine.

''{cut to henry and quint riding into the sunset. inspiring music plays. the text "The End" appears, with smaller text "<sub>'''no one died in china man square'''</sub>''