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Trowel (Garden Anon) Pt. 4

May 4th, 2013
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  1. >Normal day in Equestria.
  2. >You are Angel, pet bunny of Fluttershy.
  3. >You tug your ears down hard.
  4. >You’re lying on Fluttershy’s bed, trying to take your bi-hourly nap.
  5. >Everything is so loud! She’s been all uppity today. She made a point to tell you that she finally saw her boyfriend last night at his house.
  6. >You think she’s making him up though; you’ve never even seen him…
  7. >Fluttershy keeps saying he’s a “human”…whatever that is.
  8. >Everyday Fluttershy goes to Anonymous’ home and waits for him to get off of work.
  9. >He never does. Fluttershy always tells you how great it is that her boyfriend is such a workaholic…it means that he’s got lots of stamina for…
  10. >You have no idea what.
  11. >Maybe he can feed you! Fluttershy doesn’t seem to mind ignoring your stomach lately…
  12. >Fluttershy walks into the bedroom and rubs her nose in your fur.
  13. >”Oh, Angel…momma sure does love you. I just know when Anonymous moves in, h-he’s going to love you t-too…”
  14. >You let out an annoyed grunt. Can’t she just let you sleep?
  15. >No. She’s still talking.
  16. >”And he’s so nice. I bet I’m the mare of his dreams…I bet he’s going to ask to m-marry me as soon as he moves in here! Ooh gosh, I sure hope so…”
  17. >Great. Another mouth to feed…or not feed.
  18. >Fluttershy nuzzles your tuft more.
  19. >”Oh Angel, I just can’t wait until we’re one big happy family; it’s what I’ve wanted for such a long time.”
  20. >Oh great, here comes the story again…
  21. >Fluttershy releases a joyous breath and reflects on the past fondly.
  22. >”It was when Anonymous first came to Equestria…I remember it so well, Angel.”
  23. >Yeah you remember it pretty well yourself, you’ve heard this story a hundred times!
  24. >”…He was just so different. I really felt like we could connect on a different level than I have with any other pony. Just the way he used his…hands…it was amazing. I think Lyra is the only pony who likes him more than me, but she doesn’t love him like I do.”
  25. >Fluttershy continues. You know the tale; you just wanna catch some Z’s.
  26. >”…Ever since then, all I wanted to do was meet him and be near him. I had to lie and get my poor hedges trimmed just so he could come over.”
  27. >Fluttershy’s voice grows happier.
  28. >”But now it’s all okay! Because me and Anonymous are boyfriend and girlfriend! All of my dreams have finally come true, isn’t that great, Angel?”
  29. >You try to nudge her away from your face.
  30. >No luck.
  31. >There’s a knock at the door. Thank Celestia!
  32. >You spring up and shout at Fluttershy to open the door.
  33. >”Oh Angel, you’re so silly!”
  34. >She’s dense.
  35. >Fluttershy happily trots off to answer the door.
  36. >Ah. Finally. Alone at last.
  37. >You start to drift off to sleep, but then you hear two new voices coming from the other room.
  38. >Oh boy, company. Just what you wanted today. If you don’t get to sleep soon your whole day’s schedule will thrown off!
  39. >You plant yourself on the bed once more and start to feel your eyes get heavy…
  40. >You lock eyes with a strange, vertical creature as it passes the doorway.
  41. >Strange. You must be REALLY tired…you’re seeing things.
  42. >Eventually sleep arrives.
  43. >Your dreams are spotted with images of carrots the size of trees….they’re delicious.
  44. >Of course you eat one!
  45. >Then Princess Celestia rewards you the title of Prince Angel: Lord of Carrots.
  46. >You dream of your lavish carrot castle and royal carrot guards.
  47. >That is, until the back door slams shut.
  48. >Ugh! What is it with these ponies?
  49. >It’s Fluttershy and her geeky friend Twilight Sparkle.
  50. >Twilight is always examining you like she doesn’t believe you’re as intelligent as her.
  51. >The nerve!
  52. >You take a peek at Fluttershy’s alarm clock and notice it’s time for lunch! You’d hate to miss a meal!
  53. >You hop down from the comfortable mattress and head into the living room where Fluttershy and Twilight are enjoying some hot tea.
  54. >”It’s been forever since anyone has seen you Fluttershy! Have you been busy or something?”
  55. >You look at your master, she has that look she gets when she’s about to lie…her nose twitches.
  56. >“O-oh y-yeah…um…me and Angel w-went out of town for a while…on v-vacation…”
  57. >She looks at you like you’re supposed to back her up.
  58. >What does she expect? You’re a rabbit!
  59. >You nod and then point to your stomach.
  60. >”O-okay, sweetie…”
  61. >She gets off the loveseat and heads to the kitchen to fix you some lunch.
  62. >About time.
  63. >Twilight continues with the questions and small talk. It’s just slowing down Fluttershy’s prep time.
  64. >After waiting what seems like forever, you are presented with a bowl of delicious emerald salad in your favorite porcelain bowl.
  65. >The meal looks very extravagant; however…it’s…missing…something.
  66. >You can’t quite place it.
  67. >You refuse to eat it until the dilemma is solved.
  68. >You pace the kitchen floor for a few moments.
  69. >”Oh, Fluttershy…he’s so crazy.”
  70. >Twilight trots over to you and talks to you in a baby voice.
  71. >”Ohhhh wil’ Angewl…you so cute!”
  72. >Ugh! You try to fight off her advances.
  73. >Too late! Twilight’s nose rubs all over you.
  74. >Wait a second…
  75. >You smell her.
  76. >Normally you wouldn’t; ponys smell.
  77. >She smells like flowers. That’s what you need!
  78. >You flee from the purple mare and run to get Fluttershy’s attention.
  79. >You hop up and down and flail your arms, pointing to the door.
  80. >”W-what is it, Angel? You want to go out?”
  81. >Jeeze, is she dumb?
  82. >Fluttershy lets you outside where you rush over to her garden and choose from her large selection of colorful plants.
  83. >After choosing a large one, and struggling to pick it, you try to carry it inside, only to trip on something.
  84. >You brush yourself off, ready to kick the object away with the strength of your feet.
  85. >You cock your left leg back, but halt as you stare at the object.
  86. >It’s a garden trowel. What’s it doing here?
  87. >Fluttershy must have left it outside. Better take it in to her for being careless and causing you to fall.
  88. >You hoist the large gardening instrument in your arms and haul it inside.
  89. >Fluttershy and Twilight are on the couch once again talking and sipping tea.
  90. >”S-so, Twilight…a-are you seeing anyone special…?”
  91. >”Well, actu-“
  92. >Fluttershy cuts her off,
  93. >”W-well, I have the most w-wonderful boyfriend ever.”
  94. >Her eyes light up every time she talks about him.
  95. >”H-he’s so dreamy and loving…I saw him yesterday even!”
  96. >”Oh really? Well that’s nice, Fluttershy! Where does he live?”
  97. >Fluttershy continues in a happy rush.
  98. >”Why, just up the road. Can you believe it, Twilight? My soul mate living so close to me for all this time…I didn’t even know it.”
  99. >Twilight’s tea exits her mouth and sprays all over the room.
  100. >”Uhm…Fluttershy…”
  101. >Twilight takes a deep breath in.
  102. >”I think you’ve made a…little mistake…”
  103. >Fluttershy finishes her sip.
  104. >”What do you mean, Twilight?”
  105. >You see the purple mare sigh heavily.
  106. >”It’s Anonymous…”
  107. >”Y-you know his name?”
  108. >Silence.
  109. >”Well…the thing is, Fluttershy…Anonymous is actually…MY boyfriend.”
  110. >Even more silence.
  111. >Fluttershy cheers up.
  112. >”Oh, Twilight don’t be silly. Anonymous has been my boyfriend since my birthday! It was his gift to me because he didn’t get me a gift.”
  113. >You watch as Twilight’s eyes dart around Fluttershy’s face in confusion.
  114. >Fluttershy giggles as she walks into the other room for more tea.
  115. >Twilight bends down to talk to you again.
  116. >”Oh, Angel…I really hope I didn’t hurt Fluttershy’s feelings. This is all so confusing right now.”
  117. >There’s a loud crash in the other room, both of you peer into the doorway.
  118. >Fluttershy calls out from the kitchen,
  119. >”I-it’s okay…just an accident…”
  120. >Twilight shrugs it off and continues talking to you.
  121. >”…Does Fluttershy really think that her boyfriend is the same person I’m seeing? I mean, how many people named Anonymous could there possibly be in Equestria?”
  122. >She snorts at the thought.
  123. >You peer into the kitchen again…Fluttershy is tip-hoofing towards the two of you…strange…
  124. >”You know what I mean, don’t you, Angel?”
  125. >You watch Fluttershy turn around.
  126. >What is she doing?
  127. >”Angel? Don’t you think so?”
  128. >Your eyes widen as you connect the dots.
  129. >Fluttershy stands on her front legs and springs her back legs up, Applejack style.
  130. >Using her wings as leverage, Fluttershy unleashes a massive payload of potential energy stored in her legs.
  131. >In an instant, they connect with the back of Twilight’s head.
  132. >Cold cocked, the purple unicorn falls limp to the floor, not before hitting the side of the marble coffee table.
  133. >A loud thud. The cup on the table falls over and releases tea everywhere.
  134. >You are stunned. How could Fluttershy do that to her best friend!?
  135. >Twilight’s eyes show the same shock as she stares at you in the floor…jarred from the impact.
  136. >You back away from the scene. Fluttershy bends down and whispers in Twilight’s twitching ear.
  137. >It’s a cold, vacant voice that makes your heart shake with fear.
  138. >”…He’s MY boyfriend…”
  139. >Fluttershy kicks her friend in the face. Her hoof snaps her head to lie against the leg of the table.
  140. >Twilight lets out a loud groan of pain upon impact.
  141. >The scene continues to unfold. You are dumbfounded. Why is Fluttershy doing this?
  142. >How is she doing this?
  143. >Your eyes lock with Twilight’s…they’re filled with tears, some escaping down her cheeks.
  144. >She’s helpless; horn disabled from the shock; blood seeping from the top of her head, creating a purple and red matted mess in her mane.
  145. >You hide under a nearby chair as you watch Fluttershy continue her morbid procedure.
  146. >She stares blankly at you.
  147. >”Go away, Angel…momma’s busy right now.”
  148. >Fluttershy brings her hoof back and thrusts it into Twilight’s side.
  149. >She begins gasping after the kick; writhing in pain and gasping for breath.
  150. >Fluttershy stands above her and watches her friend endure her pain.
  151. >”…He’s mine, Twilight…”
  152. >You have to do something…anything to help.
  153. >You run to the back door and grab the garden trowel and try to bring it to the unicorn’s side.
  154. >You cry and eep to her to use her magic to levitate the tool to help defend herself.
  155. >She lays there motionless, sobbing.
  156. >Fluttershy soon stands between the two of you.
  157. >”Oh, Angel…such a good boy. Thanks for helping momma with this.”
  158. >Fluttershy bends down and grabs the trowel in her mouth and bites down on it hard.
  159. >A few short steps, and she cocks her head back above Twilight.
  160. >Through the gap in your master’s legs, you see the dazed unicorn’s eyes sink.
  161. >With a loud grunt, Fluttershy rams the end of the garden trowel into Twilght’s side.
  162. >A faint peeling sound echoes along with Twilight’s cry of agony as the thin slab of metal separates her purple coat around the blade of the gardening instrument.
  163. >Red liquid spills onto the hard wood floor.
  164. >You feel weak… You had no idea that this turn of events was going to unfold.
  165. >You look at Twilight’s fading eyes.
  166. >You don’t think she did either.
  167. >You must take a stand. You have to defend what is right.
  168. >Fluttershy stops her fifth stab as you get between her and her victim.
  169. >You eep and plead with her to relinquish her anger and stop her actions.
  170. >You start to cry and comfort the bleeding pony.
  171. >She’s so helpless.
  172. >”Angel…back away…momma needs to do this.”
  173. >You aren’t moving. This has gone too far.
  174. >”Angel…get back…now!”
  175. >Fluttershy never yells…especially at you.
  176. >”Move right this instant.”
  177. >Fluttershy rears her head back for another strike.
  178. >You aren’t budging. Someone has to do something.
  179. >She grunts with the force behind her blow.
  180. >It’s forceful alright.
  181. >You look down at your abdomen.
  182. >You see your reflection in the trowel. Your white fur is splotched with red spats of yours and Twilight’s blood.
  183. >You look up at Fluttershy’s pained expression.
  184. >”….S-sorry, Angel…”
  185. >She retracts the blade from your body.
  186. >Everything around you blurs as you plop your quickly-failing body to the floor.
  187. >You join Twilight in waiting for rapidly-approaching death.
  188. >Fluttershy towers over you.
  189. >”Momma loves you…”
  190. >She kisses you and gazes into your eyes, her mouth stained with your life force.
  191. >Twilight tries to speak, but is quickly silenced by Fluttershy’s kicks once more.
  192. >”Shut up you home wrecker!”
  193. >This is it. The end.
  194. >You close your eyes and try to dream of carrots one last time.
  195. >The back door starts rattling. A new voice fills Fluttershy’s home.
  196. >”Hello?”
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