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az/fuark rpg party slobs/wg/gas

Jun 26th, 2020
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  1. Fuark
  2. i love thinking about weight gain having very video gamey effects like changing a character's stats and stuff...
  3. sure your speed and strength plummet as you turn into an immobile blob that can't lift a sword, but the absurd defense and hp increase make it a viable build
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  5. azure
  6. speed down, speech down, constitution up, stamina down
  7. gaining the 'wet' debuff even in dry weather whenever they try to use mobility abilities
  8.  
  9. Fuark
  10. tanks fattening up as much as possible to literally be bigger shields for the team
  11. drawing aggro with their constant belching and gorging on food items to heal the damage they're taking
  12.  
  13. azure
  14. party management consisting of figuring out how to keep them moving long enough to get to the end of the dungeon before they collapse into a winded sweaty heap
  15. the healer's job shifts from health restoration to full-time face-stuffing to help them
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  17. Fuark
  18. any attempts to go unnoticed are completely ruined by the constant heavy breathing, wheezing, and gas
  19. brought on by overstuffed guts that are inevitable in a dungeon crawl that's only lasted an agonizing 30 minutes
  20.  
  21. azure
  22. 30 long minutes of having to waddle forward in armor barely able to stay clapsed over her quaking, doughy bulk
  23. sweating and wheezing from the pressure and chugging low-level hp restoratives just so she can shove more into her mouth instead of topping off with "just" one high-level meal
  24.  
  25. Fuark
  26. it's a struggle but she can at least *pretend* all the extra blubber provides some sort of defensive advantage
  27. whereas the poor rogue would love to not have her attempts at sneaking about tharwted by her own obtrusive bulk or an errant fart thanks to her bloated mess of a stomach that just comes with staying in the party
  28.  
  29. azure
  30. its bad enough being downwind from such a sloshing, sweaty mass of exertion and body heat and staggering waddling indulgence
  31. let alone when that starts rubbing off on all the compatriots forced to rub against such a massive blubberball tankwhale just to get her through snug dungeon corridors
  32.  
  33. Fuark
  34. the constant rumbling of stomachs and heaving, room-shaking impact of each lumbering, waddling step echoing throughout the dungeon
  35. combining with the constant repulsive smell and occasionally doing everyone a favor by unintentionally tricking would-be encounters into prematurely retreating
  36. thinking some massive creature is stalking the halls looking for something to eat (which isn't entirely wrong)
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  38. azure
  39. the only reason any of these girls can be considered "just" fat and not critically, staggeringly obese is that some of them still have to perform some level of physical exertion
  40. the smallest "just" a waddling, double-wide swordslady who still manages to be dwarfed by their rogue, their mage
  41. and especially their door-clogging, room-fumigating, treasury-depletingly-insatiable tank, slick torso squeezed and squashed and bulging between the straps of her creaking, stained armor
  42.  
  43. Fuark
  44. at a point it's become questionable whether the tank earns her role of defending the party by attracting attention and shrugging off attacks like one would expect
  45. or if it's because her ever-present, unbearable musk, that the rest of the party has already gone nose-blind to, disorients everything they fight so much to keep them from even attacking in the first place
  46.  
  47. azure
  48. the other girls long since learned to chastise her and try to get her to hold her gas in
  49. partly because even they struggle to stay behind her when shes ripping wet, rippling, cheek-wobbling eruptions
  50. and partly because having her try and not-so-subtly squeeze one out for the sake of her poor overfed churning apron of a gut is one of their best options for getting initiative against anything with a sense of smell or dignity
  51.  
  52. Fuark
  53. at least battle is as good a time as any to really let off some pressure, everyone taking advantage of the opportunity as much as possible in the moment subtlety isn't a concern
  54.  
  55. azure
  56. its rare for her to end a big battle and not be leaned forward onto her weapon
  57. huffing and groaning and trying to air out her sweat-soaked hair and clothes
  58. surrounded by her own lingering fumes and feeling her blobby, double-rolled stomach groan and rumble now that it isnt quite as filled to the brim with hot caustic winds
  59.  
  60. Fuark
  61. as if everyone's slow movement wasn't already the primary culprit for every outing's absurdly slow pacing, each battle of even moderate length has to be followed by a brief snack (i.e. an entire meal)
  62.  
  63. azure
  64. if anybody complains about her weight, she can at least shoot back that her party is full of talented culinarians
  65. but that's also mostly because its less taxing on their funds to just cook for her instead of buying
  66. and their wallets are already stretched thinner than her undergarments thanks to how much armor and clothes they collectively go through, between the constant slow bulging growth and nigh-unwashable sweat stains
  67.  
  68. Fuark
  69. armor always breaking off at the the *worst* possible moments
  70. the absurd gluttony and constant gorging of her heaving, insatiable gut are one thing
  71. but she never gets used to one last inhale of her overtaxed lungs causing her belts to snap and her food-stained plate to fall to the floor, her oversized lump of a belly at least appreciating the extra breathing room
  72.  
  73. azure
  74. its astounding that she somehow looks even *fatter* without the armor, the straps and belts sinking into her blubbery excess giving way to such prominent sagging curves and spreading, wobbling shapes
  75. gut hanging over her burst pants as those sweat-soaked lovehandles and siderolls stretch out her underclothes
  76. content to guzzle and glut until she's having trouble staying on her feet and her already sizable tanker of a tummy is pushed out enough to make it clear nobody on her party has the constitution to stuffed and squash her back into platemail
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  78. Fuark
  79. her overflowing lard serving at least as a momentary meat shield in place of actual armor until everyone decides to return back to town
  80. and let her deflate her food and gas filled stomach back down to a size that can hopefully be crammed into a freshly-fitted suit of armor
  81.  
  82. azure
  83. a long night of sprawling out in a tavern bed, snoring and lazing in a heap and letting out constant, bed-rumbling bouts of flatulence without even stirring
  84. followed by a morning spent with less showering and more reloading on greasy breakfast meals and standing in front of a mirror as her party members try to physically dress her
  85. peeling off those damp rumpled underclothes and helping squeeze her into something at least a little presentable for such a quaking, blobby, continually gassy whale of a girl
  86.  
  87. Fuark
  88. woe be to anyone with a nose unfortunate enough to happen to walk past one of the rooms they're renting out
  89. let alone the one that they're all gassing up simultaneously, a sweaty, greasy mass of food-stained flab and lard
  90.  
  91. azure
  92. a troupe of girls so collectively rank and gluttonous they can easily clear out even populated taverns on the nights where they're all overworked and starving and sharing the biggest table the establishment has to offer
  93. putting all their pilfered riches and bounty profits towards trying to satiate each other, only to finish most evenings each stuffed and gurgling and groaning with every attempt at a waddling step
  94. hips and guts squashing into fat arms and flabby rears, belts shamelessly undone and tops smudged with almost as much food as they are warm greasy sweat
  95.  
  96. Fuark
  97. it's a toss-up how many actually make it back to their rooms or slowly collapse into a food coma on the spot
  98. the staff having no ability to move them even if they were willing to put up with the overbearing smell of their unwashed folds in the first place.
  99.  
  100. azure
  101. it turns out that having a massive slobby overfed girl snoring away and belching and farting up a storm in her sleep isnt exactly the best centerpiece for a tavern
  102. but any patrons can at least call themselves lucky she's still dressed in her thick adventuring gear, and not garbed thinly enough that they have to put up with the pure, unfiltered sounds and smells of her enormous figure
  103. flabby rolls and dimpled thighs and asscheeks and doughblob arms on full display as she gurgles away more food than the average party needs in a night
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