Ksg pastas and shit i guess

All I want in life is a 12 foot tall cute brown muscular amazon woman with a dick that is 2 feet long while flaccid and balls that are at least a foot in diameter whom I can love completely and have my love reciprocated
is that really so much to ask?

I haven't quite been sleeping the same
and thought these meds could be to blame,
but Doc had wrote
to me by note:
"crapawa shitjo is not a game."

sаge

I nneed my head to be lodged between Misha’s delicious muscular thighs, her gigantic, rich tight meat pillars,my head needs to be trapped between her sweaty butter buildings,her solid columns of pure flesh and blood,the pillars of life, they are choking me I cant breathe

>tfw you will never have a long enough cock to fuck your waifu's ass and have the head of your penis coming out her mouth
>you never do this, then spin her around your dick like a one man spit roast.
>you will never actually spit roast your waifu with your dick
>you will never eat your roasted waifu
>you will never transform into your waifu after consuming her flesh, finally becoming one with her.

>You and Misha will never joke about Shizune acting like a harsh mother
>you two will never poke and prod her vag saying how she could birth two big kids like you two
>Suddenly both of you get sucked in, umbilical cords stick into your stomachs and you find yourselves shrinking
>Misha asks "Anchan... what...wats...habbening"
>You two slowly regress into toddlers as your hair both turns blue and you and Misha become twins.
>"An-Onii...I scarblugoo."
>You both regress to fetuses and eventually regrow as Shizune's twins

>The sun rose on the final day at Yamaku Academy
>the students rose from their beds as the warmth of the summer sun began to abate the dew that covered the silent campus
>but one man was already awake
>and he had much work to see done before the day was through
>the man grunted and exerted himself, shimmying his aging and portly body into the compression shorts and tube top
>both bright yellow and several sizes too small
>his body covered in a thin shin of sweat, and bulging at the cuffs of his top and shorts
>the next phase must begin
>he greased himself with vegetable oil and began twisting and jerking the latex over his skin
>inch by inch
>his body hair rolling, some being ripped out at the roots
>finally, he was done
>yellow with black stripes, strange lumps of repositioned fat jutting out in terrifying places,
>his aged penis protruding from the hole he sheared in the crotch of the latex
>he clipped the wings to his back and attached the fake breasts
>he placed the mask over his face, then secured his small, rose tinted spectacles
>he had become the futa-bee
>the greatest god of sexual prowess and fertility the world had ever known
>and with that, he traveled silently to the girl's dorm

>tfw you and Shizune will never play doctor
>tfw she will never blindfold you and tie your hands behind your back
>tfw she will never shove plastic horses up your ass
>tfw she will never sign to you "you're condition is stable"
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