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- Chapter 1
- >You are Necron Overlord Anonymous
- >And you have Phased into the wrong place
- :::Initiate Nodal Command Structure:::
- :::Access Level Platinum:::
- >You start to rise out of your Smoldering Crater
- >The last thing your Recording Cogitators can recount
- >is Falling at terminal velocity towards the Ground
- >The Land is Different
- :::Error, No Nodal Command Structure Found:::
- "That is an Impossibility, as the odds of Self Sufficient Activation"
- "Outside of a Nodal Command Structure is Several Billion Billions to One"
- "The Likelyhood of A Cogitator Malfunction is a Far More acceptable Possibility"
- :::Running Diagnostic:::
- :::No Error Found:::
- >Therefore I am Located outside of the Nodal Command
- >No access to Necron Forces
- >Set Self Protection Status Ohgma-Turctius
- >Abandon Harvest Protocole
- >Priority 1: Locate Nodal Command, Return to a Tomb World
- >Priority 2: Search Surrounding Area for local life, if hostile, Refrain from
- >all but Extreme Combat Scenarios
- >Priority 3: If unable to find Transport to Tomb World or Nodal Command,
- >Set up Distress Beacon and Initiate Retreval Protocoles
- 1/8
- >Begin Search for Local Life, Grab Staff of Light and a multitude of other
- >cool Gadgets and begin walking towards large forest overgrowth
- :::SCANING AREA:::
- :::FLORA MATCHES PRIMITIVE HUMAN EARTH:::
- >Hmmm
- >That would mean I'm either on a Primitive Human Colony
- >or on Earth in another time frame
- >Assessment of Hypothetical, Time Travel is Near-Imposible and If it was
- >a Previous Time-Period then The Nodal Command would be accessable and thus
- >this Situation would not have Happend
- >Therefor I am on a Human Colony that is not a Tomb World
- :::SCANING VISUAL COGITATORS:::
- :::SETTLEMENT HAS BEEN DETECTED:::
- >Ah a Local Village has been found
- >Observation is required as Encountering Adeptus Astartes would
- >be detrimental to Resources and Power
- >Use Gravity Displacement Genorator to levitate into a tree's foliage
- >Above a Road
- >Phase light around self to Camoflage
- >Now to wait for a Local Citizen to come along
- 2/8
- :::AUDIO SENSORS DETECTS MOVEMENT:::
- >Good a Local, Now lets see what it is
- >Into view comes 2 Four Legged Equines
- >One with a Orange Coat with Yellow Hair
- >Another with a White Coat and Deep Purple Hair
- >"I'm Tellin ya Rarity, You can't make apples into earrings"
- >"Nonsense Applejack, with just the right outfit they would be Magnifique!"
- >"But they would rot away in a few days, Sugercube, and become stale in a Hour"
- >"Humph, You just don't know the Meaning of Fashion Sweetie"
- >"Stuck up there on your Farm all day"
- >"Yeah, You'd be an expert on Stuck Up" 'Applejack' Mutters
- >"Did you say something Darling?"
- >":sigh: no rarity lets just get this cart to Ponyville"
- >Ponyville? not surprising considering the size of these Equine Creatures
- >Not one of the most creative names for a Village, what next? Fillydelphia?
- >You'd laugh if you had the correct emotion, Instead you manage by formulating
- >A Electrical Mathmatical Equation for Incredulity.
- >Useing your gravity defying technology you float out of the tree, The Foliage and branches
- >barely hindering your phased form, Unfortunatly the same cannot be said for your
- >Camoflage as the light bending field destablises for a mear millisecond
- >Long enough for the White One to catch a glimpse at a hooded, cloaked skelleton machine
- >Flying over her head
- >"Did you see that Applejack?"
- >"Huh see what?"
- >"hmmm nevermind it must have been my imagination"
- >continuing your now stabilised invisable hovering you move with the two creatures
- >towards the village
- "Lets see what these 'ponies' have to show me"
- 3/8
- >Float into the Town, Arms Crossed, Body Straight, Feet Flat, Head Acheing
- >You think yourself lucky that you have the Patience to widthstand eons of solitude
- >deep in the tomb world of Xarkus III
- >But all those millions of years of self meditation, philosophy and the refinement of
- >Stratagy, Tactics and Science could not have possibly prepared you for this
- >the Pair of Equines have stopped dead in their tracks, being swarmed around by a
- >single bright pink pony, who seems to go to great lengths to talk the living jimmies
- >out of the duo of ponies, who are clearly uncomfortable
- >You share their Pain
- >It is not the sharp pain of a Force Sword Cleaving through your Necrodermis
- >It is not the Screech of A Deamonette of the acursed Chaos realm as it swoops upon you
- >It is not the Defilement of a Ork who takes Necrodermis and Destroyer Grav-Platforms
- >so that he can ride them around like a Maniac
- >This terrible Excrutiating pain is something else
- >Even when you turn off your Audio Cogitators you can still hear it speak
- >Your Skull Vibrating enough that the words can be heard
- >You see it's mouth move really fast, a Miraculus Feat atributted to the grand power of your
- >Visual Receptors
- >Time to end this, you think, But how?
- >Can't kill it, that would reveal my location permanently to them and you don't have a
- >Complete understanding of their power
- >A simple Concussion would suffice you think
- >Spotting a Ceramic Jar with Flowers contained in it you lift it with a guesture of your
- >arm mounted Kenetic Manipulator, and drop it directly towards the pink one's head
- >a small twitch of her tail is noticed by you
- >"-and thats how I caught- huh?"
- 4/8
- >In a amazing feat of Dexterity and Precognition she moves out of the way in a mear instant
- >before the vase comes crashing down
- >"Oh Jezz Pinkie I'm so Sorry"
- >"Oh its no Problem Carret Top, Just be More Careful in the Meantime"
- >By the C'tan what just Happend here?
- >"Well I'll see you guys later, I'm gonna Babysit the Twins again at the Cake's Place"
- >This one seems to possess Precognitive abilities unlike anything you've ever seen
- >Not even Tau or Eldar could dodge that
- >This however is not a complete show of their power, you reason,
- >just an isolated incedent, nothing to worry about
- >There is a Disturbince in the Jimmies
- :::HIGH SPEED MOVMENT DETECTED:::
- :::TRAGECTORY MATCH ON A COLLISION COURSE:::
- :::TAKE EVASIVE MANOUVERS:::
- >Out of nowhere a Rainbow Coloured Blur smashes into you
- >sending you flying into a building
- >You crash into the Tiles and through the isulation, wood and Iron studs
- >Leaveing a large Necron Sized hole for everyone to see
- >Lucky your Cloak just made you look like a metallic Bag of Trash
- >"Rainbow Dash are you alright?"
- >"Yeah yeah I'm fine, Did I hit something?"
- >Move your Arse, Can't get detected yet
- >Initiate Cloaking Device
- >Skulk off to the shadows
- "Damage Report"
- :::NO MAJOR DAMAGE REPORTED:::
- :::MINOR DAMAGE TO LEFT SERVO:::
- :::REPAIRS 91% Complete:::
- 5/8
- >"Woah Did I do that?"
- >"That house's Roof is totally destroyied"
- >"Don't worry Rainbow Darling, Nobody lives there anymore"
- >An Abandoned House? A good Cold Dark Haven Then
- >"Whelp Nevermind it Sugercube, It was an accident I'm sure"
- >"I've gotta set up my Apple Stand in town, see ya later Rarity"
- >Looking around you decide that this is a good start for a Hideout
- >Something should be Done about that Roof however
- >After Patching up the roof with a few spare wood panel's found in the attic
- >and discorageing any local vermin, arachnids and any other manner of pests
- >You decide to take another look at the Equines
- "Formulate data Collected so far based upon Hypothosis and Visual records"
- >After another though you say
- "Exclude Personality traits, Lets hope not all Pink Equines are the same"
- :::DATA RECORDED SO FAR INDICATES A MINIMUM OF THREE EQUINE SPECIES:::
- :::FIRST; STANDARD EQUINE, FOUR LEGS, ONE HEAD, ONE TAIL, NO EXTRA LIMBS OR GENETIC DEVIATIONS:::
- :::SECOND; 'UNICORN' EQUINE, STANDARD EQUINE PYSICAL TRAITS WITH ONE HORN LOCATED ON HEAD:::
- :::NOTE; 'UNICORN' EQUINES POSSESS TELEKENETIC PROPERTIES ATTRIBUTED TO HORN:::
- :::OTHER FUNCTIONS OF HORN AND ANY OTHER POSSIBLE PSYKER ABILITIES UNKNOWN:::
- >They are not Warp based otherwise they would not have worked in your presence
- :::THIRD; 'PEGISUS' EQUINE, STANDARD EQUINE PYSICAL TRAITS WITH TWO EXTRA LIMBS ATTACHED TO TORSO:::
- :::CAPABLE OF FLIGHT AND ASTONISHING SPEEDS:::
- >These forms do not seem to be akin to the Mutations Present in other races that you are familiar with
- >They appear to be basic evolution
- >You wonder if there are other Species on this world
- >Time to be Off
- 6/8
- >Your Hovering Invisible Crusade leads you to a large tree
- >It seems to also operate as the local Knowlege Suppository
- >A purple Coated 'Unicorn' is seen franticly taking down, cleaning then restacking books
- >a Yellow and pink 'Pegisus' and a...bunny? seem to be helping her
- >it would seem as if the small rodent is mearly guestureing and glareing at the 'Pegisus'
- >it seems to be Ordering her around
- >"Hurry up Fluttershy, Princess Celestia is going to be here any minute!"
- >"Oh...I'm Trying Twilight, but there are just so many books"
- >There are a multitude of things you could adress here
- >Their silly names, The Bunny's Authority, Why they would read books even though they have no hands to turn pages
- >Instead you focus on this 'Princess Celestia'
- >She seems to be Royalty, that much is obvious, and Celestia would be a refrence to Stars, Planets
- >The cosmos in general
- >does that mean she has siginificantly more power then these others?
- >In that case would she be any of the three species?
- >"She'll be comeing Down from canterlot soon and if this place isn't tip top she'll send me back to..."
- >"MAGIC KINDERGARTEN"
- >Magic?
- >You feel she would become a nervous wreck if the place isn't clean
- >and you sumerise in order to discover the Princess's Species
- >and introduce yourself then you're going to have to help
- >With a flick of the wrist and an amazing feat of subtle skill you Detail clean each and every book
- >then place them back into the Shelfs according to the pattern 'Twilight' has been following
- 7/8
- >You'd feel pride if you could, instead you enjoy small comfort that your plan is moving smoothly
- >A trumpet sounds and a Large Creature steps through the doorway
- :::SCANING:::
- :::SUBJECT POSSESSES TRAITS OF ALL THREE EQUINE SPECIES:::
- :::COMMONLY KNOWN AS A ALICORN:::
- >A powerful creature no doubt, Small wonder she is the dominent Matriach of their society
- >She has a Mirad of Sparkling, Glowing colours for hair, much like the nebulars of Ultramar
- >and a white coat with a sun on each of her flanks
- >Strange, you think, Marks similar to those have appeared on all the adult equines
- >In various Shapes, Designes and Colours
- >Parhaps they signify Social Ranking and Purpose?
- >"Twilight My Faithful student, it is good to see you again"
- >Her voice is loud, yet not dominearing, mearly confident and commanding
- >she is defenetly a powerful ruler, yet seems to not rule with an iron fist
- >"And Fluttershy, Angel and Spike Too! It is good to see you all"
- >a Small lizard with Purple skin and Green Frills crawls out of a whicker dog basket
- >"Hello Princess, how are you today"
- >"I'm Fine Spike, but who is the other person I sense"
- >Your Dismay at being discoverd would be represented with a obsinity of some kind
- >Yet it is Expected that she would sense your physical presence
- >a grand appearence is long overdue
- >Droping your Phase Cloak you reveal yourself
- >Drawing Out your Powerful Warscythe, you slam it into the ground
- "I am The Phaeron Anonymous! Necron Overlord of The Thirteenth Dynasty"
- "Chosen of the C'Tan, and I request your assistance"
- 8/8
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