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Necron Overlord in Equestria [Chapter One]

Mar 30th, 2012
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  1. Chapter 1
  2.  
  3. >You are Necron Overlord Anonymous
  4. >And you have Phased into the wrong place
  5. :::Initiate Nodal Command Structure:::
  6. :::Access Level Platinum:::
  7. >You start to rise out of your Smoldering Crater
  8. >The last thing your Recording Cogitators can recount
  9. >is Falling at terminal velocity towards the Ground
  10. >The Land is Different
  11. :::Error, No Nodal Command Structure Found:::
  12. "That is an Impossibility, as the odds of Self Sufficient Activation"
  13. "Outside of a Nodal Command Structure is Several Billion Billions to One"
  14. "The Likelyhood of A Cogitator Malfunction is a Far More acceptable Possibility"
  15. :::Running Diagnostic:::
  16. :::No Error Found:::
  17. >Therefore I am Located outside of the Nodal Command
  18. >No access to Necron Forces
  19. >Set Self Protection Status Ohgma-Turctius
  20. >Abandon Harvest Protocole
  21. >Priority 1: Locate Nodal Command, Return to a Tomb World
  22. >Priority 2: Search Surrounding Area for local life, if hostile, Refrain from
  23. >all but Extreme Combat Scenarios
  24. >Priority 3: If unable to find Transport to Tomb World or Nodal Command,
  25. >Set up Distress Beacon and Initiate Retreval Protocoles
  26.  
  27. 1/8
  28.  
  29. >Begin Search for Local Life, Grab Staff of Light and a multitude of other
  30. >cool Gadgets and begin walking towards large forest overgrowth
  31. :::SCANING AREA:::
  32. :::FLORA MATCHES PRIMITIVE HUMAN EARTH:::
  33. >Hmmm
  34. >That would mean I'm either on a Primitive Human Colony
  35. >or on Earth in another time frame
  36. >Assessment of Hypothetical, Time Travel is Near-Imposible and If it was
  37. >a Previous Time-Period then The Nodal Command would be accessable and thus
  38. >this Situation would not have Happend
  39. >Therefor I am on a Human Colony that is not a Tomb World
  40. :::SCANING VISUAL COGITATORS:::
  41. :::SETTLEMENT HAS BEEN DETECTED:::
  42. >Ah a Local Village has been found
  43. >Observation is required as Encountering Adeptus Astartes would
  44. >be detrimental to Resources and Power
  45. >Use Gravity Displacement Genorator to levitate into a tree's foliage
  46. >Above a Road
  47. >Phase light around self to Camoflage
  48. >Now to wait for a Local Citizen to come along
  49.  
  50. 2/8
  51.  
  52. :::AUDIO SENSORS DETECTS MOVEMENT:::
  53. >Good a Local, Now lets see what it is
  54. >Into view comes 2 Four Legged Equines
  55. >One with a Orange Coat with Yellow Hair
  56. >Another with a White Coat and Deep Purple Hair
  57. >"I'm Tellin ya Rarity, You can't make apples into earrings"
  58. >"Nonsense Applejack, with just the right outfit they would be Magnifique!"
  59. >"But they would rot away in a few days, Sugercube, and become stale in a Hour"
  60. >"Humph, You just don't know the Meaning of Fashion Sweetie"
  61. >"Stuck up there on your Farm all day"
  62. >"Yeah, You'd be an expert on Stuck Up" 'Applejack' Mutters
  63. >"Did you say something Darling?"
  64. >":sigh: no rarity lets just get this cart to Ponyville"
  65. >Ponyville? not surprising considering the size of these Equine Creatures
  66. >Not one of the most creative names for a Village, what next? Fillydelphia?
  67. >You'd laugh if you had the correct emotion, Instead you manage by formulating
  68. >A Electrical Mathmatical Equation for Incredulity.
  69. >Useing your gravity defying technology you float out of the tree, The Foliage and branches
  70. >barely hindering your phased form, Unfortunatly the same cannot be said for your
  71. >Camoflage as the light bending field destablises for a mear millisecond
  72. >Long enough for the White One to catch a glimpse at a hooded, cloaked skelleton machine
  73. >Flying over her head
  74. >"Did you see that Applejack?"
  75. >"Huh see what?"
  76. >"hmmm nevermind it must have been my imagination"
  77. >continuing your now stabilised invisable hovering you move with the two creatures
  78. >towards the village
  79. "Lets see what these 'ponies' have to show me"
  80.  
  81. 3/8
  82.  
  83. >Float into the Town, Arms Crossed, Body Straight, Feet Flat, Head Acheing
  84. >You think yourself lucky that you have the Patience to widthstand eons of solitude
  85. >deep in the tomb world of Xarkus III
  86. >But all those millions of years of self meditation, philosophy and the refinement of
  87. >Stratagy, Tactics and Science could not have possibly prepared you for this
  88. >the Pair of Equines have stopped dead in their tracks, being swarmed around by a
  89. >single bright pink pony, who seems to go to great lengths to talk the living jimmies
  90. >out of the duo of ponies, who are clearly uncomfortable
  91. >You share their Pain
  92. >It is not the sharp pain of a Force Sword Cleaving through your Necrodermis
  93. >It is not the Screech of A Deamonette of the acursed Chaos realm as it swoops upon you
  94. >It is not the Defilement of a Ork who takes Necrodermis and Destroyer Grav-Platforms
  95. >so that he can ride them around like a Maniac
  96. >This terrible Excrutiating pain is something else
  97. >Even when you turn off your Audio Cogitators you can still hear it speak
  98. >Your Skull Vibrating enough that the words can be heard
  99. >You see it's mouth move really fast, a Miraculus Feat atributted to the grand power of your
  100. >Visual Receptors
  101. >Time to end this, you think, But how?
  102. >Can't kill it, that would reveal my location permanently to them and you don't have a
  103. >Complete understanding of their power
  104. >A simple Concussion would suffice you think
  105. >Spotting a Ceramic Jar with Flowers contained in it you lift it with a guesture of your
  106. >arm mounted Kenetic Manipulator, and drop it directly towards the pink one's head
  107. >a small twitch of her tail is noticed by you
  108. >"-and thats how I caught- huh?"
  109.  
  110. 4/8
  111.  
  112. >In a amazing feat of Dexterity and Precognition she moves out of the way in a mear instant
  113. >before the vase comes crashing down
  114. >"Oh Jezz Pinkie I'm so Sorry"
  115. >"Oh its no Problem Carret Top, Just be More Careful in the Meantime"
  116. >By the C'tan what just Happend here?
  117. >"Well I'll see you guys later, I'm gonna Babysit the Twins again at the Cake's Place"
  118. >This one seems to possess Precognitive abilities unlike anything you've ever seen
  119. >Not even Tau or Eldar could dodge that
  120. >This however is not a complete show of their power, you reason,
  121. >just an isolated incedent, nothing to worry about
  122. >There is a Disturbince in the Jimmies
  123. :::HIGH SPEED MOVMENT DETECTED:::
  124. :::TRAGECTORY MATCH ON A COLLISION COURSE:::
  125. :::TAKE EVASIVE MANOUVERS:::
  126. >Out of nowhere a Rainbow Coloured Blur smashes into you
  127. >sending you flying into a building
  128. >You crash into the Tiles and through the isulation, wood and Iron studs
  129. >Leaveing a large Necron Sized hole for everyone to see
  130. >Lucky your Cloak just made you look like a metallic Bag of Trash
  131. >"Rainbow Dash are you alright?"
  132. >"Yeah yeah I'm fine, Did I hit something?"
  133. >Move your Arse, Can't get detected yet
  134. >Initiate Cloaking Device
  135. >Skulk off to the shadows
  136. "Damage Report"
  137. :::NO MAJOR DAMAGE REPORTED:::
  138. :::MINOR DAMAGE TO LEFT SERVO:::
  139. :::REPAIRS 91% Complete:::
  140.  
  141. 5/8
  142.  
  143. >"Woah Did I do that?"
  144. >"That house's Roof is totally destroyied"
  145. >"Don't worry Rainbow Darling, Nobody lives there anymore"
  146. >An Abandoned House? A good Cold Dark Haven Then
  147. >"Whelp Nevermind it Sugercube, It was an accident I'm sure"
  148. >"I've gotta set up my Apple Stand in town, see ya later Rarity"
  149. >Looking around you decide that this is a good start for a Hideout
  150. >Something should be Done about that Roof however
  151. >After Patching up the roof with a few spare wood panel's found in the attic
  152. >and discorageing any local vermin, arachnids and any other manner of pests
  153. >You decide to take another look at the Equines
  154. "Formulate data Collected so far based upon Hypothosis and Visual records"
  155. >After another though you say
  156. "Exclude Personality traits, Lets hope not all Pink Equines are the same"
  157. :::DATA RECORDED SO FAR INDICATES A MINIMUM OF THREE EQUINE SPECIES:::
  158. :::FIRST; STANDARD EQUINE, FOUR LEGS, ONE HEAD, ONE TAIL, NO EXTRA LIMBS OR GENETIC DEVIATIONS:::
  159. :::SECOND; 'UNICORN' EQUINE, STANDARD EQUINE PYSICAL TRAITS WITH ONE HORN LOCATED ON HEAD:::
  160. :::NOTE; 'UNICORN' EQUINES POSSESS TELEKENETIC PROPERTIES ATTRIBUTED TO HORN:::
  161. :::OTHER FUNCTIONS OF HORN AND ANY OTHER POSSIBLE PSYKER ABILITIES UNKNOWN:::
  162. >They are not Warp based otherwise they would not have worked in your presence
  163. :::THIRD; 'PEGISUS' EQUINE, STANDARD EQUINE PYSICAL TRAITS WITH TWO EXTRA LIMBS ATTACHED TO TORSO:::
  164. :::CAPABLE OF FLIGHT AND ASTONISHING SPEEDS:::
  165. >These forms do not seem to be akin to the Mutations Present in other races that you are familiar with
  166. >They appear to be basic evolution
  167. >You wonder if there are other Species on this world
  168. >Time to be Off
  169.  
  170. 6/8
  171.  
  172. >Your Hovering Invisible Crusade leads you to a large tree
  173. >It seems to also operate as the local Knowlege Suppository
  174. >A purple Coated 'Unicorn' is seen franticly taking down, cleaning then restacking books
  175. >a Yellow and pink 'Pegisus' and a...bunny? seem to be helping her
  176. >it would seem as if the small rodent is mearly guestureing and glareing at the 'Pegisus'
  177. >it seems to be Ordering her around
  178. >"Hurry up Fluttershy, Princess Celestia is going to be here any minute!"
  179. >"Oh...I'm Trying Twilight, but there are just so many books"
  180. >There are a multitude of things you could adress here
  181. >Their silly names, The Bunny's Authority, Why they would read books even though they have no hands to turn pages
  182. >Instead you focus on this 'Princess Celestia'
  183. >She seems to be Royalty, that much is obvious, and Celestia would be a refrence to Stars, Planets
  184. >The cosmos in general
  185. >does that mean she has siginificantly more power then these others?
  186. >In that case would she be any of the three species?
  187. >"She'll be comeing Down from canterlot soon and if this place isn't tip top she'll send me back to..."
  188. >"MAGIC KINDERGARTEN"
  189. >Magic?
  190. >You feel she would become a nervous wreck if the place isn't clean
  191. >and you sumerise in order to discover the Princess's Species
  192. >and introduce yourself then you're going to have to help
  193. >With a flick of the wrist and an amazing feat of subtle skill you Detail clean each and every book
  194. >then place them back into the Shelfs according to the pattern 'Twilight' has been following
  195.  
  196. 7/8
  197.  
  198. >You'd feel pride if you could, instead you enjoy small comfort that your plan is moving smoothly
  199. >A trumpet sounds and a Large Creature steps through the doorway
  200. :::SCANING:::
  201. :::SUBJECT POSSESSES TRAITS OF ALL THREE EQUINE SPECIES:::
  202. :::COMMONLY KNOWN AS A ALICORN:::
  203. >A powerful creature no doubt, Small wonder she is the dominent Matriach of their society
  204. >She has a Mirad of Sparkling, Glowing colours for hair, much like the nebulars of Ultramar
  205. >and a white coat with a sun on each of her flanks
  206. >Strange, you think, Marks similar to those have appeared on all the adult equines
  207. >In various Shapes, Designes and Colours
  208. >Parhaps they signify Social Ranking and Purpose?
  209. >"Twilight My Faithful student, it is good to see you again"
  210. >Her voice is loud, yet not dominearing, mearly confident and commanding
  211. >she is defenetly a powerful ruler, yet seems to not rule with an iron fist
  212. >"And Fluttershy, Angel and Spike Too! It is good to see you all"
  213. >a Small lizard with Purple skin and Green Frills crawls out of a whicker dog basket
  214. >"Hello Princess, how are you today"
  215. >"I'm Fine Spike, but who is the other person I sense"
  216. >Your Dismay at being discoverd would be represented with a obsinity of some kind
  217. >Yet it is Expected that she would sense your physical presence
  218. >a grand appearence is long overdue
  219. >Droping your Phase Cloak you reveal yourself
  220. >Drawing Out your Powerful Warscythe, you slam it into the ground
  221. "I am The Phaeron Anonymous! Necron Overlord of The Thirteenth Dynasty"
  222. "Chosen of the C'Tan, and I request your assistance"
  223.  
  224. 8/8
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