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- >"Starting is easy! All you have to do is make a friend. Go out there, anon!"
- >And with that being said Anon walked outside the castle.
- >"I wish you luck!"
- >The doors close behind you.
- >You double check to make sure.
- >Letting out a heavy sigh, you look at the town before you.
- "This is gonna end so bad."
- >Making your way into the town, you're already getting the "what the fuck is that" look?
- >Beautiful.
- >Well time to go find a pony to befriend.
- >You walk up to the first one looking away from you.
- >A wild carrot pony has appeared!
- >She has a carrot on her flank, so she must like them.
- "Hi, my name is Anon and-"
- >She isn't moving.
- >It's like she froze in time.
- "H-hello?"
- >You poke at her side.
- >Yeah, she's pretty dead now.
- >She must've contact deceased on verbal impact.
- >Jesus Christ, Anon......
- >Leaving the now pony mannequin alone you decide to make your way further into town.
- >Walking up to a celery stand, the pony running it also has a jar of peanut butter being used.
- "I know what else peanut butter is good on."
- >"Excuse you?"
- "Nothing."
- >You smile and walk away, turning back the jar of peanut butter is now no longer on the stand.
- >Time to head to the bakery called "Sugarcube Corner" that Twilight mentioned earlier.
- >Something about a spaz living here or some shit.
- >You walk inside, find that all the stools look like candy.
- >You decide to lick the table since it looks like a giant peppermint.
- >Looking up you see a pink pony laughing her sides off and a couple standing there confused.
- >Time to evacuate.
- >Upon exiting you almost get hit by a bag of Skittles.
- >Turns out it was just a fruit loop.
- "Gay pride?"
- >"Wha?"
- "Who?"
- >You walk past the rainbow, instead of over.
- >Making friends is progressively fun.
- >Time to head over to the fancy clothes place.
- >A snoo- I mean beaut lives here supposedly.
- >You knock on the door.
- >Some proper pone opens it.
- >"Why hello there darling, Twilight said something about you going around making friends toda-"
- "Dress."
- >"Dress?"
- "Dress."
- >"Errr I don't understand darlin-"
- "Dress."
- >And with that you leave her in a state of confusion.
- >You didn't mean to be socially awkward to everyone on the first day.
- >But since you started this, and enjoy it, you are more than willing to see how far you can go now.
- >Today, Ponyville.
- >Tomorrow?
- >Celestia and tin-foil hats.
- >But wait there is one more of the bookreader's friends you haven't encountered!
- >Actually, three Ano-
- >Yeah no the equal sign don't count.
- >And the last time I looked into a mirror, bacon poured out and it vibrated.
- >Fuckthat.png
- >Where was it again?
- >Everclear forest?
- >Sounds like heaven in a bottle.
- >Walking outside the rattled town, you come across some mound on a mound.
- >Actually, it's just a really round cottage house thing.
- >You knock on the door.
- >No response.
- >That won't do.
- >HERE COMES THE SLAM
- >Door is dead, fred.
- >After regaining composure, you look around.
- "There is no cause for alarm! I'm only here for the zoo attraction!"
- >You see a pink tail from behind the sofa.
- "Crikey! A shy wombat!"
- >Wait where did that sofa go?
- >Not halfway across the room, I can assure you that.
- >Now all you see is a scared yellow hermit.
- >You bend over to look her straight in the eye.
- >She seems to be tearing up a little.
- >And now for the ultimate whisper.
- "The only easy day was yesterday."
- >You stand up and walk out.
- >You're taking the door with you.
- >Insurance
- >Back in Ponyville with your new doorfriend you run into Twilight again.
- >"Umm, Anon why are holding Fluttershy's door?"
- "Everything is fine. There is no cause for concern."
- >She is getting worried.
- >Shit. Time for plan B.
- "Remodeling."
- >"Wow you've made that much progress in making friends?"
- "Guess I'm a natural."
- >"Well, sorry to cut this short but I'm needed in Canterlot for the next day or two. Spike will still be at the caste if you need anything.
- "Okay, later Twilight."
- >"See ya."
- >She doesn't even know.
- >And most importantly, she just said Spike was back at the castle by himself.
- >Luna and "cosmic brownies" can wait.
- >There is a dragon that needs attention.
- >...and not that one, you pervert.
- >Time to get payback for that mess a while back.
- >Wasn't your fault that spike spilled blueberry juice on the center table, stained it, then proceeded to blame it you.
- >Oh yeah, blame it on the new guy hurr dee durr.
- >Well someone is about to get SPANKED.
- >You go back to the castle and open the doors slowly.
- >Just to find that Spike is sitting there in at Twilight's chair with that smug ass grin.
- >"Oh hey, Anon. Sorry about the other day. No hard feelings right?"
- >snapcracklepop.exe
- "REEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
- >You rush over to the small purple turtle before he can even get a chance.
- >After grabbing him you move back over to Twilight's chair and proceed to sit down.
- "Now the fun part!"
- >He is bent over on your knee and you have your hand held up high.
- >One motion later and purple becomes red.
- >"OW!! A-Anon?! Did you just spank me?!"
- >No words now, only spanking.
- >You were too caught up in your endeavor to realize someone was about to enter the room.
- >"Twilight? Are you here I need to talk to you abo-"
- >That highway seemed to make a dead stop all of a sudden.
- >Looking up, all you see is communism.
- >You just stare at her, then proceed to put a finger up to your mouth.
- "Shhhhhhh."
- > Well, even equals know when to get the fuck out of dodge.
- >You get up put the crying Spike on Twilight's chair and proceed back out of the castle.
- >After closing the doors you turn around and let out a heavy sigh.
- "This is gonna end so good."
- >Well let's see what you did so far.
- >You take out a notebook to jot everything down.
- >Even got a crayon.
- >You successfully made things awkward with Rarity, Rainbow, and Fluttershy
- >Spike became your bitch and the equal rights movement was effectively lost.
- >Wasn't she broken to begin with though.
- >And Pinkie is just Pinkie.
- >Is there even a way to break that?
- >Wait, you forgot someone.
- >The apple on the ground just made a clear realization.
- >Can't believe you forgot about that background pony.
- >Time to head to the apple farm.
- >Things are about to get apple in here.
- >Stop, don't apple my mind please.
- >Apple, I meant break!
- >NO that's damn!
- >Stupid brainwashing fruit.
- >Time to head over to the apple farm!
- >It's gonna be a lovely time!
- >...For you.
- >Upon arriving, you see a very hard working pony bucking trees.
- >It'd be a shame if you just happened to impede progress.
- >You weren't going for awkward on this one.
- >You were willing to die if it meant breaking her.
- >"Well hey there, Anon! What brings ya to this side of the area?"
- "Oh you know, stuff."
- >The flint and tinderbox was ready.
- >Now we wait for nightfall.
- >But first you're reasoning with Applejack.
- "So you wouldn't mind if I walk through the farm tonight would you? I like taking strolls through the night by myself and this seems open enough."
- >She is somewhat wary of this but let's you regardless.
- >"Well, I don't see why not. As long as y'all can find your way out at night."
- "Won't be a problem."
- >RAZE THIS BARN TIME
- >Nightfall hits.
- >Upon further inspection, you noticed that the apple tree are close enough to set off a chain reaction.
- >Perfect.
- >Time?
- >2:30AM on the dot.
- >They went to sleep a while ago.
- >Time to deal the damage.
- >Strategy Anon. Start with the outer area first so it isn't noticeable until it's too late.
- >Then take a few random trees in the inner area for additional spread.
- >It's like baking an apple pie, except we skipped a lot of steps and are just baking the trees as well.
- >...Umm this may have got out of hand.
- >The fire is spreading much faster than you anticipated.
- >Well, no matter time to le-
- >"Anon....."
- >The way that was said just sent to most chilling shiver down you.
- >You slowly turn around to something horrific.
- >Smile and optimism, GONE.
- "Oh h-hey AJ, wh-what are you up to?"
- >There is no response.
- >Just that cold lifeless stare.
- >Time to get the fuck out of here.
- >You may have just fucked up beyond all hope.
- >Worth it? Slightly
- >Not worth what you are bearing witness to right now.
- >...Shit's creepy.
- >You aren't actually willing to die, it was just the heat of the moment.
- >......God help you.
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