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Toxiraptor's TRUE AND HONEST dex entry

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  1. >Toxiraptor:
  2. >A Pokemon from ancient times.
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  4. >Toxiraptor doesn't naturally develop poison glands, but as it grows it acquires such a venomous personality, so egocentric and self-entitled, that its bile condensates and pours into its blood torrent, making it, as the name indicates, toxic to even be near to. Luckily enough its own corrupted blood greatly reduces its lifespan, corroding its blood vessels and eventually making its flesh rot to the point it simply slides off from its emaciated bones.
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  6. >Wherever the rotten flesh of a Toxiraptor fell, that place became unable to produce any sort of life for hundreds of years, and even then the soil never truly recovered due to the poison heavily altering its composition and forming an unbreakable bond with the fixed nitrogen within it, which is absolutely vital for plant life to appear.
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  8. >This, combined with its tendency to form large packs and Toxiraptor's uncleanliness (which was truly something to behold, even for such lowly creature), is one of the biggest factors at play in Australia's deforestation.
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  10. >Despite all of it being foul-tasting and completely inedible (due to it producing cancer in whatever predator foolish enough to devour it), Toxiraptor were frequently hunted down by many pokemon from the time to the point it became extinct long before the rest of Australia's prehistoric fauna. Why such a methodic and thorough extermination was carried out against Toxiraptor still today sparks debate among the greatest palaeontologists in the world, but the general consensus is that it was due to it 'being worse than Hitler'.
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