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Die Die Die (You Fucking Barneyfags) [/v/ the Musical]

Sep 12th, 2016
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  1. Can't post this on /v/ in all technicality, but I just had a giant stroke of genious so I'm posting it anyway.
  2. Song: Die Die Die (You Fucking Barneyfags)
  3. To the tune of:"Smile Smile Smile", from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  4. Instrumental: https://youtu.be/9McGlrPiz5E
  5. Voices required: Tenor, trying to sound as angry/butthurt as possible.
  6. (note: all things in parenthesis are to be spoken/yelled.)
  7.  
  8. My name is Barneyfag
  9. I'm posting here to say
  10. I wanna see you die
  11. Because you're ruining my daaaaaay!
  12.  
  13. It doesn't matter now
  14. If the image may be cropped
  15. I have the Derpibooru source
  16. So just shut the fuck up!
  17.  
  18. All I want's for you
  19. to die die die!
  20. (Honestly!)
  21. You fucking manchildren
  22. Just make me cry!
  23. (Out in rage!)
  24. I only want to see you
  25. Die die die!
  26. (Die you fucking Barneyfags!)
  27.  
  28. You may have seen me here
  29. Posting in a thread or two
  30. But bitching about ponyfags
  31. Is all I really doooo!
  32.  
  33. And if you want discussion
  34. You might as well just leave
  35. I'll be in threads repeating shit
  36. Cuz' they're just here to deceive!
  37.  
  38. I only wanna see you
  39. Die die die!
  40. (Burn in hell!)
  41. You goddamn ponyfuckers
  42. Only lie!
  43. (It's not vidya!)
  44. So please, for the love of 4chan
  45. Fucking die!
  46. (Die degenerate Barneyfag!)
  47.  
  48. Sometimes, the thread might be legitimate
  49. And I kind of feel sad,
  50. But OP is a Barneyfag,
  51. it isn't that bad!
  52.  
  53. The one thing makes me happy
  54. And makes my shitposts be fine
  55. Is to see you fucking Barneyfaggots
  56. Diiiie!
  57.  
  58. It really makes me happy
  59. when I see you faggots die!
  60. I glad that I self moderate
  61. And that's exactly why
  62.  
  63. I wanna see you ponyposters
  64. Die!
  65. (Fucking hell!)
  66. To see you fags get banned
  67. Fills me with pride!
  68. (I showed them!)
  69. And if you think I'm stupid
  70. I don't lie!
  71. Those faggots need to DIE!
  72.  
  73. Come on everybody, fuck these faggots
  74. Show them their posts are bullshit, bullshit
  75. Come on everybody, fuck these faggots
  76. Make them fucking diiie!
  77.  
  78. Come on everybody, fuck these faggots
  79. Show them their posts are bullshit, bullshit
  80. Come on everybody, fuck these faggots
  81. Make them fucking diiie!
  82.  
  83. I think it's plain to see
  84. I see through their bullshit!
  85. That's why I want you fags to diiie!
  86.  
  87. Fuck you, fuck you,
  88. Fuck you, fuck you,
  89. DIIIIIIE!
  90. Please fucking diiie!
  91. Just fucking die!
  92. (Autistic screaming)
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