Organizing_Secrets AMA

<cmd102> Question from throwawatsalesman_ontherun_ : What got you into writing?

<secrets> Uhhh. Circumstance I suppose! I just wanted to write spooky stories to plug my upcoming youtube series. Then I dropped the series and focused on writing.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Tootsie Pops or Blow Pops? Nsync or Backstreet Boys? Hall or Oates? Vanilla or chocolate?

<secrets> Tootsie Pops. Nsync. Oates. Vanilla. The fleshly slain carcass of my newest love affair. Next question please.

<cmd102> Question from Infobitch :  If you had to die a painful and horrible death at the hands of one of the monsters you created/wrote about - which and how?

<secrets> Ohhhhh. Let's see. I'm going to go with Lightning Man. I could take electrocution over pretty much every other way I've killed off characters.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : What secret would you most like to keep organized?

<secrets> The weird porn kind.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : If you had to choose one sense to gain superhuman abilities in at the cost of permanently losing another, which would you choose?

<secrets> Let's go with losing taste and snagging super touch.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Define "weird" porn?

<secrets> Kristy. It's 2016. I don't think people actually have porn folders anymore. Buuuuuuuut, extremely personal anecdote incoming: the absolute first time I was exposed to sexual content was in the form of a pop up add for a beastiality site. Needless to say, it took me a few years to sort out that wasn't a normal accociation to make with love making.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Why do you want to see it as a whole lot of people who are interested in your car?

<secrets> Man. Nobody is interested in my car. It's a 2013 Hyundai Sonata. Generic. I fly under the radar, yo.

<cmd102> Question from baconmoontwist :  would you rather listen to Bon jovi or Britney Spears?

<secrets> I'm going to go with...I don't know. I only like Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi, and Toxic by Britney Spears. Uhhh. I like Toxic more. Let's go with that.

<cmd102> Question from Polar_Starburst :  what's your strangest or creepiest experience, paranormal or otherwise?

<secrets> I've lived a rather paranormal-less life as of far. And as a formerly upper class, and currently white male lifestyle I haven't had many creepy experiences either. But, I am convinced that the witch from Blair With lives in the patch of trees behind my apartment. I've heard...weird chittering coming from there when I get home from work and I thought I saw
<secrets> something bsck there last week when taking the trash out.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : If you ever were to write a story for nosleep that wasn't part of the Case Files, what would it be about?

<secrets> Honestly, it'd probably just be a  throwaway meant to promote the Files. Those things are my babies.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Kill, bang, marry: Kneeod, throwawatsalesman, xylonex?

<secrets> I kill xylonex because he's no longer unwittingly giving me his plasma. I bang throwawatsalesman because boat sex. And I marry kneeod so that I can get constant Alex and Kristy time in.

<cmd102> Question from Sterbai : The villain from the last movie you watched is trying to kill you. How screwed are you?

<secrets> The Blair Witch (2016). I die. Horribly. I'm scared now

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : What are you thoughts on censorship?

<secrets> Fuck it. People are going to find what they want to find. The United States censor a lot of sexual content that Europe and Japan will allow. On the flip side pretty much every other nation has stricter rules on violence than the States. Just give us tons of nudity and tons of violence.

<cmd102> Question from throwawatsalesman_ontherun_ : What drives you to continue your series?

<secrets> That sweet, sweet "Being the Longest Running Series on Nosleep" award. Also, it's fun to kill people and I've planned out large swaths of the story. I at least have to get to the points I've planned to. I can't abandon everyone who has stuck with me for years.

<cmd102> Question from XylonEx : Are you now or have you ever been an agent of the New World Order?

<secrets> Yeah Brother! I was running around with Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Macho Man. But then Sting had to come fuck things up. Plus Nash and Hall formed the nWo Wolfpac and took like...half our members.

<cmd102> Question from XylonEx : How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

<secrets> Every wood.

<cmd102> Question from theephemera :  What's your favorite Coheed and Cambria song/album?

<secrets> Song is Junesong Provision. Album is In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3.

<cmd102> Question from Infobitch : Which NoSleep author would you want to give a free pizza and why?

<secrets> All of the authors. I mean, I'd give Bloodstains a few extra ones. Oh, and Bloodworth though I was AL once so he gets a pizza too. That's a solid compliment.

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : You're in a room with Barry Manilow. Who are you about to have sex with?

<secrets> Any and everybody.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : When you are in the field of the duties and tasks that are available in your home and you are not a great person for me as well?

<secrets> Kristy. Is this a shortstory1 themed question? Or am I simply too sleepy to comprehend your madness?

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What size are your feet?

<secrets> Size 14 shoes. By United States standards.
<secrets> Mens.

<cmd102> Question Polar_Starburst : What's your favorite conspiratarded theory that's plausible?

<secrets> "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams." I love me some Bush did 9/11 theories. I feel like it technically could've happened but not under his presidency. The candidates we have this year feel like more of a planes & towers kind of group.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  Which nosleep mod would you most like to challenge to a duel, and why?

<secrets> Uhhhh. Ibitemynails because they are absent and that would require little effort on my part to win.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : You mentioned in your interview that Correspondence is your favorite nosleep series. Are you, in fact, secretly Bloodstains?

<secrets> If I was Bloodstains you'd be getting way more Correspondence stories. And more Abalam. Like, for days.

<cmd102> Question from Sterbai : What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard?

<secrets> My fiancé went to the library yesterday and the librarian wouldn't ship her book to another library that they're associated with because "one time a few years ago the truck carrying the books went under a bridge and scraped the top, spilling books everywhere." That train of thought is so fucking asinine. That'd be like me telling people not to buy pizza
<secrets> because this one time a long time ago someone got food poisoning and it may happen again someday.

<cmd102> Question from Sterbai : What's the most exotic place you have travelled to?

<secrets> I've lived in both South Korea and Germany. Soo...Florida.

<cmd102> Question from Infobitch :  If you were to write a short scary story, why would it be set in 1946, northnorthwest Kentucky?

<secrets> Because of the implied pig head wearing, rotund, meaty serial killers.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Where is it located on a home phone when I am helping my fiance with a great deal of Colorado Springs?
<secrets> Check the Google machine or your memes folder.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Whats the best promo code for ordering pizza online right now?

<secrets> Maaaan, I don't know. I just deliver it. Dominos does a carry out special every few months though. It's like 7 bucks for a large three topping pizza. Keep an eye out for that.

<cmd102> Question from Polar_Starburst : If you started a secret society what would it be about?

<secrets> I'd probably just recreate Organization 440 and try and take over the world.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  True or false: Kriss Kross will make you jump jump.

<secrets> Truth.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the ____?

<secrets> Humpty. Obvs. Duh.

<cmd102> Question from Sterbai : Why do YOU throw children in the gorilla enclosure?

<secrets> ...so that they can understand the gorilla spirits I see with my ouiji board.

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure : Should toilet paper unroll from the top or the bottom?

<secrets> I'm a three shell  method man myself,  but top.

<cmd102> Question from Infobitch : What do you wish you knew when you first started writing?

<secrets> That the sub was going to become Default. I would have prepared so much content to snag readers in when we got that huge influx of traffic.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : If you have any questions about the new year and then we can get a bit of the pizza?

<secrets> Nope. I understand the New Year well enough. But yeah, pizza sounds good.

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure :  If you had the ability to travel back in time, what historical event would you like to witness?

<secrets> The Battle of Nagashino. 1575. Japan. This was a pretty badass battle where Nobunaga Oda and his best bro Ieyasu Tokugawa beat the shit out of the Tiger of Kai, Shingen Takeda. Nobunaga brought a shit ton of guns and destroyed all the samurai that the Takeda brought.
<secrets> Good times.

<cmd102> Question from Jiraishin :  A movie director wants to put your story to the big screen, who would you want that director to be and why

<secrets> Adam Winguard. He does found footage movies well and that's basically what I'd need to portray a Case File.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Favorite Disney movie?

<secrets> Mulan!
<secrets> I'll make a man outta you!

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Would you rather the world be taken over by robots, aliens, or zombies?

<secrets> Aliens. I feel like humans always get their booties kicked by zombies and robots. I've seen Terminator and of the Dead flicks. But aliens always seem to die and lose in the end for whatever dumb reason.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What is your most prized possession?

<secrets> My fiancé gave me a ring. I really like it.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : If you could have a slumber party with only 3 nosleepers, who would it be and why?

<secrets> I feel like Cody, David, annnnd shortstory1 deserve that honor.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Which two of your nosleep peers would you MOST enjoy being in a human centipede with? Which two would you LEAST enjoy?

<secrets> Um. Let's go with Kristy and Tanja. Not to be a creep but they are both fantastic human beings both as people and physically. As for least I'm going to go with Seamus and...ehhhhh Vanna? I feel like Seamus can eat the mean foods that I wouldn't want to eat for a second time plus I imagine he has hairy legs. Probably a hairy booty too. And Vanna is underage
<secrets> so that'd just make me sad.

<cmd102> Question from Sterbai : What is a nosleep story you would 100% recommend?

<secrets> Correspondence! Barring that I remember this one story, okay? I can't remember the name of it but it was about this dude who kept looking at a painting or picture and he'd see this grotesque humanoid figure slowly move closer and closer from the background. God, I can't remember what it was called for the life of me.

<cmd102> Question from XylonEx : What, if anything, inspires you to continue writing?

<secrets> Welp, I decided to start a long series so the drive to have some amount of closure for at least a few of the characters drives me.

<cmd102> Question from dodle4 :  What is your opinion on soft pretzels? Cheese-filled? Dipped in cheese? What about 'specialty' ones?
<secrets> I only like soft pretzels with the majority of the salt wiped off them. I then dip them in cheddar cheese. Yum. I usually hate speciality pretzels because they often end up being sweet or dessert-like. Bo bueno.

<cmd102> Question from PurpleAquarius :  What do you believe your scariest story is?

<secrets> The scariest for me was File 20? I think. The one that dealt with Japanese mythology. Onryos seriously fuck my day up. We're talking ghosts that are like The Ring or The Grudge. They don't play by western horror rules at all...

<cmd102> Question from PurpleAquarius : You are trapped in one of your stories, how will you survive? (Also pick a story!)

<secrets> I get trapped and inserted in Case File 4. As I have no become a subject in the Hysteria Project i find myself suffering unimaginable pain and horror as I am poked, prodded, and infused with ghostly matter. To survive I lose my mind and begin slamming my head off the walls in an effort to quell the voices. When the guards come in i demonstrate my newfound
<secrets> strength and their them to shreds. I escape because I am now a monster. Wrap my head up in a burlap sack. Kill campers for a living. Profit.

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure :  Who is your personal hero?

<secrets> Sean Bean. He's my favorite everything. Plus, I'm a dude who likes to kill everyone and he's a dude who only plays characters that die. I feel like we'd have common ground somehow.

<cmd102> Question from Infobitch :  In which order would you me and kristy be in this very flattering human centipede? I've never been so happy to be included in one, and need to know who's poop I'm eating.

<secrets> Well. I'm in the middle! This is mostly due to me wanting to keep things even. Girl, Boy, Girl is much more pleasing to the eye than Boy, Girl, Girl or Girl, Girl, Boy. You know, I guess which ever one of you is taller will have to go to the back because my rump is going to be kinda high in the air. I'm a tall dude.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : What do I have permissions on your site and I hope to see if it would work out with a team that will be a beach for the rest of the day and the next day just to get a chance to organize?

<secrets> I'm not allergic to the girls building a website that you can just imagine that you are looking for a way to hype a horror movie.

<cmd102> Question from oqnet :  Where do you write the bulk of your stories? At home a computer out and about on a different device?

<secrets> I have an old laptop that I pretty much use exclusively to listen to music and write. I've gone to places like coffee shops or parks to write before but I usually get distracted. So the majority are in my room.

<cmd102> Question from Polar_Starburst :  which monster from a nosleep story would you want to be real, and why?

<secrets> Abalam! But in all seriousness whatever those things are that pretend to be your spouse but are totally actually a creepy death monster in disguise. I think in some stories it's just ghosts and in others it's skinwalkers. I don't care. I just want fake spouse demons.

<cmd102> Question from EZmisery : what is the name you'd give someone who just totally sucks in every way?

<secrets> I would call them a butt lord.

<cmd102> Question from Jiraishin : which historical figure would you like to be the reincarnation of? Why?

<secrets> Nobunaga Oda! Badass military tactician. Ruthless as hell. One of the first warlords in Japan to embrace guns. His concubine was pretty banging by the standards of the time. He's a cool dude.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  Would you have a lot of this message and then we have a bit of the cat?

<secrets> I'd rather have a lot of the cat with a little message.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  If you could switch bodies with anyone alive today for a day, who would you choose?

<secrets> Any average female. I just want to know what being a girl is like. Like, the normal stuff for sure. I'd try doing different things to see what my responses and general thought process were. But even the sexual stuff. I'll keep it PG of course, but it always seems like there's this wall when getting someone of the opposite sex to learn what the good love
<secrets> making for you is. Direct access means direct learning!

<cmd102> Question from survivalprocedure :  Agree or disagree: writing is like being God of your own world?

<secrets> Agree. I love the world I've created much like a religious god would look at our world.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Which nosleeper do you think has the best credit score?

<secrets> Cmd102. I feel like she's such a responsible mom and such that she got that credit on lock down. If not for her sake than for her family. Gotta get them houses and cars!

<cmd102> Question from decahedra : Earth A or Earth B?

<secrets> Earth-B amigo. I'm not sure what's on it yet but I'm sure it's cool.

<cmd102> Question from Infobitch : Fuck Marry Kill - Anyone on Nosleep. Go.

<secrets> Let's uh...Fuck David? He seems to be down and this is a solid way to avoid picking a girl. I'll marry you Tanja because you are a neato burrito. And I'll kill.............the next person to post in OOC about how the sub isn't as good as it was nine minutes ago.

<cmd102> Question from decahedra : Do you prefer writing as secrets or tattle? Why?

<secrets> I like Tattle better. I'm just being me when I'm Secrets but when I write as Tattle I get into character. I say things that I'd never have the nerve to say otherwise. It's fun.

<cmd102> Question from Jiraishin : if speech recognition softwares were super accurate, would you still choose to type your stories or would you just dircate everything to your computer?

<secrets> I'd type them. I have just a strong enough lisp and trip over my words often enough that it'd still be easier for me to type. Plus, I only really write at like midnight to 6 am. Wouldn't want to wake people up.

<cmd102> Question from KPants : Would you rather be rich and lose your sex organs, or be Donald Trump?

<secrets> Uh. Rich and lose my sex organs.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray :  What fruit do you empathize with the most strongly? Which fruit fills you with an unrivaled fury?

<secrets> I like bananas. I dislike coconuts.

<cmd102> Question from poppymoonray : Can you hula hoop successfully?

<secrets> Yes. I actually have the whole "sexy guy hips" thing going on. So I kinda have them childbearing hips for ultimate hula!

<cmd102> Question from kneeod : Any advice for new or aspiring writers?

<secrets> Write a ton. Post a ton. People will tell you if you have any future on the sub eventually.

<cmd102> Alright folks! That's it for today! Thanks a bunch to secrets for joining us, and thanks everyone for asking such great questions! Keep an eye out on /r/nosleepinterviews for the next victim: harrison_prince!