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- from sys import exit
- def gold_room():
- print "This room is full of gold. How much do you take?"
- """
- next = raw_input('> ')
- try:
- how_much = int(next)
- except ValueError:
- dead('man, learn how to type a number')
- """
- next = raw_input("> ")
- if "0" in next or "1" in next:
- how_much = int(next)
- else:
- dead("Man, learn to type a number.")
- if how_much < 50:
- print "Nice, you're not greedy, you win!"
- exit(0)
- else:
- dead("You greedy bastard!")
- def bear_room():
- print "There is a bear here."
- print "The bear has a bunch of honey."
- print "The fat bear is in front of another door."
- print "How are you going to move the bear?"
- bear_moved = False
- while True:
- next = raw_input("> ")
- if next == "take honey":
- dead("The bear looks at you then slaps your face off.")
- elif next == "taunt bear" and not bear_moved:
- print "The bear has moved from the door. You can go through it now."
- bear_moved = True
- elif next == "taunt bear" and bear_moved:
- dead("The bear gets pissed off and chews your leg off.")
- elif next == "open door" and bear_moved:
- gold_room()
- else:
- "I got no idea what that means."
- def cthulhu_room():
- print "Here you see the great evil Cthulhu."
- print "He, it, whatever stares at you and you go insane."
- print "Do you flee for your life or eat your head?"
- next = raw_input("> ")
- if "flee" in next:
- start()
- elif "head" in next:
- dead("Well that was tasty!")
- else:
- cthulhu_room()
- def nigger_room():
- print "You enter a room full of niggers, what do you do?"
- next = raw_input("> ")
- if next == "kill":
- print "Congrats you kill those niggers!"
- gold_room()
- elif next == "stay":
- dead("The niggers kill you.")
- else:
- print "lolwut"
- def dead(why):
- print "Death!"
- print why, "Good job!"
- exit(0)
- def start():
- print "You are in a dark room."
- print "There is a door to your right and left and a strange light straight."
- print "Which one do you take?"
- next = raw_input("> ")
- if next == "left":
- bear_room()
- elif next == "right":
- cthulhu_room()
- elif next == "straight":
- nigger_room()
- else:
- dead("You stumble around the room until you starve.")
- start()
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