VIPPER shares his sorrows over oni

Suika will never keep you up all night rolling around in bed drunk.
Suika will never steal the blankets, only to kick them onto the floor.
Suika will never poke you with her horns while she sleeps.
Suika will never drool all over your pillow.
Suika will never pee your bed.
Suika will never wake up in the middle of the night to slap you chest feebly and beg for water.
Suika will never lay in bed until noon, sick as a dog until you bring her her gourd.
Suika will never cheer up from the hair of the dog and maniacly bounce around to music she is playing way too loud while hassling you for drunk sex.
Suika will never exist and I can't think of a single reason to keep living other than I am too scared to try and kill myself again.