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- >Each of them round the chariot and walk up to the podium, nodding to all of you
- >Most bow, aside from Twilight, Chungus, Fluttershy, and you
- >Oh, Fluttershy tries. You stop her.
- >They don't seem to notice, though, and start a speech in thanks to the inhabitants of Ponyville for the warm welcome
- >Some bullshit about how the celebration is not only in her honor, but everyone's, or whatever. You're not listening, just cackling on the inside.
- >Eventually it ends, and the crowd cheers. The sisters turn to the group of you, and Celestia gives a warm hug to Twilight. "Hello, my little ponies, how are you?"
- >Each of the six respond in turn, expressing their joy at seeing them. Music starts somewhere in the background as the festivities begin taking place
- >Luna turns to you and Chungus, smiling cordially. "Greetings! I presume you are the two special guests to Our town."
- >"Indeed. Pleased to meet you." Chungus said, lying through his fake teeth made of lies. And magic.
- "'Sup?"
- >If your lack of respect towards royalty bothers her, she doesn't show it. "If it would please you, my sister and I would like to speak with you inside."
- "Sure thing."
- >"Of course."
- >She turns to Celestia and nods, and they lead you into the town hall, where a meeting room had been set up.
- >Celestia and Luna sat on one end, you and Chungus the other. The Mayor and the six others sat on either side.
- >Twilight and the Mayor were the closest to the sisters, and Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were sat closest to your end.
- >Celestia spoke first. "I've heard much about you from Twilight's reports, but I'm sorry to say I don't know you from appearances. Would you please introduce yourselves?"
- >Chungus was about to speak, but Pinkie leaned over and give him a bright smile and a rotating hand gesture that seemed to mean "Go for it!"
- >He sighed, and in a flash of green, returned to a Changeling form. The suit still fit, though. "I'm Chungus, from the Hive."
- >Rainbow shivered and muttered. "Changelings look so weird..."
- >He looked to her. "Should I take a female form to please your eyes, or shall we continue?"
- >You barely held back your laughter, and she sighed. "Yeah, I deserved that."
- >Celestia and Luna's expressions stayed bright, though you sense they're at least somewhat disturbed. "Well, it is very good to meet you. And you?" They turned to you.
- "I'm princess Anon."
- >They blinked, and Luna spoke first. "Oh, you are royalty as well?"
- "Yes. It's a bit complicated to explain, but I'm a princess."
- >"Of what territory?" Luna smiled, intrigued.
- "The Hive."
- >Chungus raised an eyebrow. "You're not even a Changeling."
- "I'm not native royalty. I'm still a princess."
- >Celestia leaned forward ever so slightly. "Please, explain."
- "So."
- >You pointed to Fluttershy
- "After I died and became a lich, I fucked her."
- >A gasp escaped from each pony at the table, and the pupils of the princesses shrunk.
- "This resulted in enough magic to raise Chungus from the dead. His ashes were in my jar; My body."
- >You stood up and put your hooves on the table, looking them in the eye.
- "He gestated in my glass lich womb. I got pregnant with Chungus. I am his undead mother. Not only is he the only person in the world to have three biological mothers, all of different species, and one of them undead, this means both I and Fluttershy are Chrysalis' sisters in law, and/or spouses. We are both Princesses now."
- >Each of their jaws dropped, and you pointed at Twilight, materializing a horn on your forehead.
- "Suck it. SUCK IT, TWILIGHT! I'm a princess now! I didn't need your help! I win! I win at being a pony!"
- >You sit back down and grin, basking in the victory.
- >Celestia was the first to speak. "Wow. I don't think that's how royalty usually works, but I have to give you this one. Nice to meet you, Princess Anon."
- >Fluttershy was a stammering wreck. She was hiding behind her hair, and any part you could see of her face was bright red.
- >Chungus was mortified, looking down at each of his hooves and then back up at the princesses, mouth still agape
- >Twilight was expressionless, frozen.
- >Pinkie started a slow clap.
- >Finally, Chungus shuddered back to reality. "You said we would never speak of that again!"
- "I also said I wasn't a girl, but no one in the entire town listened to that!"
- >Rainbow threw her arms up. "How did you even--"
- "Whatever you're about to say, the answer is I am amazing. Now, we should probably actually get to peaceful relations between Equestria and the Hive, because I don't want Chungus to have to choose between his friends here and his life there. I might be a cunt, but he is kind of important to me, and not just because he's my undead son."
- >"Right." Luna said, "To peaceful relations."
- >What followed was an hour and half of negotiations and suggestions between Chungus and the princesses. Other than you, that is.
- >You spent most of it holding hooves with Fluttershy under the table and trying to calm her down without drawing much attention
- >Her hyperventilation ended fairly quickly, though she stayed a shade of pink for quite a while.
- >You removed your horn. You don't really need it to perform magic anyways, and it looks kind of silly on you.
- >Celestia stood up. "This has been quite enlightening, Chungus. I'm glad to have an opportunity to speak with you. May we perhaps continue this on a later date?"
- >He looked down for a moment, considering, and then stood up himself. "Agreed. It has been interesting."
- >They smiled, and everyone else stood up. She continued, "Now, I have my own duties for the celebration too, so I must be leaving. It's great to see you all."
- >They said likewise, and everyone gave their goodbyes.
- >Fluttershy stepped next to you and spoke in a whispering voice. "I-I h-have to go take care of the animals, too..."
- >You chuckle and kiss her on the cheek.
- "No problem. I'm sorry, by the way. I got carried away pretty bad."
- >She blinked a few times, looking to the side. "I suppose they already knew, anyways...Besides, it's kind of nice to be technical royalty." You grin and sigh, staring at her.
- "You really are too kind to me. Thank you."
- >She smiled back, and gave you a quick hug, then left.
- >Chungus switched back to a disguise, and you were the last two to walk out, other than the Mayor. "You realize that's not how nobility works, right? At all."
- "Yeah, I suppose. Celestia christened me though, so I'll take it. Aren't you technically a princess, anyways?"
- >"I am a prince, yes. Everyone in the Hive is a prince or princess. Aside from Mother, that is."
- "You can't be a prince. It's Equestria. You either have to be a princess or evil."
- >"Man, I do miss the Hive." He took a deep breath and looked up
- "I miss you not looking like a disposable background character."
- >He hung his head. "I'm bad at looking unique."
- "A pain I know all too well."
- >The both of you stepped outside, and he raised an eyebrow. "YOU can sympathize with not being able to stand out? Really?"
- "Yeah, how do you think I died? Not making that mistake twice."
- >He winced. "Sorry."
- "Don't worry about it. It's all in the past now."
- >You float up in the air, and he rolled his eyes. "I can see up your skirt, you know."
- "It's a fucking toga you illiterate cunt!"
- >You dropped back to the ground, before it dawned on you
- "We don't even wear clothes--you're really enjoying my suffering aren't you?"
- >He grinned. "I'm more enjoying the fact that you're not acting like you're suffering that much. You enjoy this, don't you?"
- >You huffed and crossed your arms, floating slightly above the ground again.
- "So, what are we gonna do?"
- >He shrugged. "I don't know. All the others seem to be busy with their other friends and responsibilities."
- "What nerds."
- >You look across the street. Dozens of ponies busily move from place to place, laughing and chattering about the importance of the day.
- >A group of mares walk by, one of them stopping to admire your dress, then giving you a friendly wink and continuing on her path.
- >You sigh and slump over.
- "I've never wanted to go home and play video games more in my life."
- >Chungus frowned. "I know the feeling. Assuming 'video' games are like regular games."
- "Hey Chungus, you got any bits on you?"
- >"No."
- "Fuck. Could you do alchemy or something and make some?"
- >"We could just get a job."
- >You groan and continue walking down the street, looking from stand to stand.
- >Some are offering free samples but you're too awkward to actually go ask for one without a unconditionally loving pony by your side
- >And fuck knows Chungus would abandon you at first sight of trouble. Smart man. You respect that. You'll destroy his social life last.
- >You continue down the street for a few steps and then you stop.
- "Chungus, what is my name?"
- >"I do not understand the question."
- "Tell me what my name is."
- >"I believe it to be Anon--"
- "A-FUCKING-NON!"
- >You march over to a stand offering various small confections as samples and grab one, shoving it down your throat before the owner can utter a first word
- >Once you finish, you pull it fully formed through your ectoplasmic cheek, placing it back on the tray.
- "I've eaten better. Eight out of ten, A for effort."
- >Her eyes widened, and you continue walking before she can so much as utter a "What".
- >True to your hypothesis, Chungus is nowhere to be seen.
- >That's okay. You can track him down. You have NOTHING better to do than to follow around and embarass him.
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