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  1. (11:40:39 PM) DM-BRO: You all were given the usual interruption of your day by Terry forcing you all into his office. Nothing exciting just some squatters apperently in the sewers who need to be cleared out and the gaurd is to busy with some big event coming up soon.
  2. (11:41:00 PM) DM-BRO: So your all on your way to Lower Jadeic to get the job done.
  3. (11:43:10 PM) DM-BRO: The city is pretty calm lately with the cult gone...atleast thats what they think. Oh if only they knew they were going to be much more powerful with their "God" leading them
  4. (11:45:29 PM) DM-BRO: After a few minutes you all make your way to the sewer entrance. A simple stairway that leads below ground. Suprirsingly its not smelly thanks to some Alurane spells that keep the entire city smelling fresh and not like poo.
  5. (11:46:11 PM) ***Uvel sniffs the air. "Hmm, honey with a hint of strawberry roses, what a delightful smell, do you not agree friends?"
  6. (11:46:51 PM) Eztli: "...home sweet home." Eztli says, looking around.
  7. (11:48:18 PM) Cyrin: "I just hope it stays that way."
  8. (11:49:05 PM) DM-BRO: You all notice some people sitting outside the sewer entrance. Seemingly loitering but the military adept can tell they are gaurding it.
  9. (11:49:13 PM) Uvel: "Your home smells delightful Sir Eztli, by jolly it almost makes me follow my nose, where ever it goes."
  10. (11:50:05 PM) Eztli: "...I don't actual- nevermind.."
  11. (11:50:07 PM) ***Luka|MahBoy sighs quietly
  12. (11:51:35 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "So how about we get back to the mission. How about we find these squatters?"
  13. (11:52:03 PM) ***Cyrin looks to his comrades, motioning towards the makeshift guards. "I think we should talk to them."
  14. (11:53:02 PM) Uvel: "Agreed, after you Sir Cyrin."
  15. (11:53:43 PM) ***Cyrin walks towards the people near the sewer entrance, attempting to appear non-threatening.
  16. (11:54:36 PM) DM-BRO: They take notice of you approaching. They all, obviously human, stand and one of them approaches you. "Oi, Sorry buddy cant go down there."
  17. (11:55:44 PM) Uvel: "Now now my good chum, we've been sent here for official business. Now if you'll be so kind as to let us through, it'd be very appriciated."
  18. (11:55:44 PM) ***Cyrin frowns slightly. "Sorry, buddy, but it's our job to go down there. I'm going to have to request your friends let us through."
  19. (11:56:07 PM) Eztli: "..."
  20. (11:56:09 PM) DM-BRO: "Like I said man rules say no one is allowed down there."
  21. (11:56:26 PM) ***Cyrin sighs.
  22. (11:56:39 PM) Cyrin: "I don't want to have to do this the hard way."
  23. (11:57:16 PM) Uvel: "But, your superiors who enforces said rules have requested of us to go down there. So then, my good chump, are you going to let us through or will you trouble your superiors?"
  24. (11:57:16 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Normally Terry has full access. This is very strange."
  25. (11:57:35 PM) Uvel: [1d20+21]
  26. (11:57:39 PM) Uvel: roll 1d20+21
  27. (11:57:39 PM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{35}
  28. Unknown command.
  29. (11:58:42 PM) ***Cyrin transforms into a mantis, smaller than Juri but no less dangerous looking.
  30. (11:59:12 PM) DM-BRO: The human talking to you looks confused and turns to one of his companions. They shrug to him and they all step aside. "Alright well if the boss said to let you through we'll let....wasnt he just an ant guy?"
  31. (11:59:27 PM) ***Juri slowly turns her head and stares at Cyrin.
  32. (11:59:31 PM) Eztli: "He's sick." Eztli burst in.
  33. (11:59:49 PM) ***Cyrin pantomimes a cough.
  34. (11:59:53 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "He does that sometimes. DOn't worry about it."
  35. (4/9/2012 12:00:08 AM) DM-BRO: "...There's a disease that changes your race?!" The humans look a bit worried. "HOLY SHIT IS IT CONTAGIOUS?!"
  36. (12:00:11 AM) Luka|MahBoy: (countinued) Luka says with the best poker face he can muster
  37. (12:00:12 AM) Juri: "He drank a potion we told him not to... he's always getting into trouble."
  38. (12:00:22 AM) Juri: "...Maybe it caused that disease."
  39. Unknown command.
  40. (12:00:42 AM) ***Juri pulls a vial out of her pocket and motions to the human. "Here, maybe you'd like a drink~?"
  41. (12:00:47 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+11
  42. (12:00:48 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{16}
  43. (12:01:01 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+3
  44. (12:01:01 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  45. (12:01:11 AM) DM-BRO: You tell them its not only contagious but you have the disease there. They all flip their collective shit and run away.
  46. (12:01:38 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "What the fuck guys..." Luka shakes his head
  47. (12:01:38 AM) DM-BRO: You now have free entry to the sewer
  48. (12:01:44 AM) ***Cyrin shrugs.
  49. (12:01:54 AM) ***Juri smirks and slides the vial back into her little pouch. "What, it was only a hallucinogenic poison."
  50. (12:02:17 AM) Cyrin: "No matter, let's go take a look inside."
  51. (12:02:30 AM) Juri: "So when did you learn to become a smaller male version of me."
  52. (12:02:32 AM) Eztli: "It's less people to deal with... let's get on with it."
  53. (12:02:42 AM) ***Uvel nods "As long as it doesn't result in any needless death. As Sir Cyrin said, let us move onward."
  54. (12:02:44 AM) Cyrin: "Nifty trick, huh?"
  55. (12:03:14 AM) Juri: "...Eh, whatever works."
  56. (12:03:55 AM) ***Cyrin walks down into the sewer, keeping a sharp eye out for his surroundings.
  57. (12:04:53 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy follows behind Cyrin
  58. (12:05:45 AM) DM-BRO: When you enter the sewer there is a river of..."water" going through the middle with two stone paths on both sides. There is a way to go left or right from here.
  59. (12:06:15 AM) ***Cyrin whistles, and Skitters seems to pop out of the darkness.
  60. (12:06:36 AM) DM-BRO: Oh yeah and without Alurane magic...it smells like poo
  61. (12:07:28 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy walks along the top of the poo water "This ring is awesome!"
  62. (12:07:50 AM) Eztli: "Just make sure to wipe your shoes before we get back."
  63. (12:08:27 AM) Uvel: "Hmm, yes. This water doesn't seem that sanitary."
  64. (12:08:30 AM) ***Cyrin looks between the two paths. "So which way should we head?"
  65. (12:08:37 AM) DM-BRO: You all hear a breif sound of static in your telecoms. Similar to when you were in the zombie town.
  66. (12:09:02 AM) ***Cyrin raises an eyebrow. "What was that?"
  67. (12:10:58 AM) Uvel: "...Perhaps a jammer again?" He says while trying out his telecom.
  68. (12:11:00 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Comms are down. Probably just bad connection." Luka slides along the water towards the left "We should go this way."
  69. (12:11:47 AM) Eztli: "...well that's something I could have gone without remembering. I'm shooting the first stiff I see walking." Eztli groans.
  70. (12:13:28 AM) ***Cyrin picks the left side and begins moving deeper into the sewer.
  71. (12:13:36 AM) DM-BRO: Listen checks
  72. (12:13:48 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+1
  73. (12:13:49 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
  74. (12:13:56 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+5
  75. (12:13:56 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
  76. (12:14:01 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+6
  77. (12:14:01 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
  78. (12:14:13 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+2
  79. (12:14:13 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  80. (12:15:06 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+3
  81. (12:15:06 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  82. (12:15:47 AM) DM-BRO: Cyrin, Uvel and Luka you hear a few plops of something droping into the sewer water. Juri and Eztli though you hear...fire? Juri you definitly hear fire.
  83. (12:16:51 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Do you guys here something?"
  84. (12:16:59 AM) Eztli: "...is that a torch..?" Eztli says, turning back.
  85. (12:17:01 AM) Cyrin: "Not really?"
  86. (12:17:02 AM) DM-BRO: Its the sound of a campfire for sure and is coming further down.
  87. (12:17:39 AM) ***Cyrin looks to the lizardman.
  88. (12:19:54 AM) ***Juri crosses her arm.
  89. (12:20:13 AM) Juri: "That's a fire.."
  90. (12:21:47 AM) ***Juri turns to Eztli. "You hear it too?"
  91. (12:22:21 AM) Eztli: "Barely, the fins aren't just for show you know."
  92. (12:22:36 AM) ***Eztli 's earfins twitch.
  93. (12:23:20 AM) Juri: "Mmh. We should investigate it."
  94. (12:23:37 AM) Cyrin: "A fire? Maybe the squaters have set up close to here?"
  95. (12:24:17 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Why else would there be a fire down here?"
  96. (12:24:41 AM) Cyrin: "...I doubt you want to know."
  97. (12:25:21 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Point taken. Lets check it out."
  98. (12:25:26 AM) DM-BRO: You make your way down the path and acorss the poo water you can go right or continue going straight. The fire is still forward.
  99. (12:25:56 AM) Uvel: "Let us investigate this fire, though perhaps some of us should stay behind, in case of a trap."
  100. (12:26:33 AM) Cyrin: "We're safer together than split up, though I do agree with checking it out."
  101. (12:29:01 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+29
  102. (12:29:01 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{42}
  103. (12:29:18 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+24
  104. (12:29:18 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{30}
  105. (12:29:41 AM) DM-BRO: Juri turns invisible and you cant hear her either.
  106. (12:31:53 AM) ***Cyrin raises an eyebrow as the rogue disappears.
  107. (12:32:12 AM) ***Uvel looks at the others. "So then are we in agreement? ....Wait aren't we missing one?"
  108. (12:32:50 AM) Eztli: "..."
  109. (12:32:53 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy looks around worried, "Shit. Juri you there?"
  110. (12:33:19 AM) Cyrin: "I see you found a nifty new trick of your own, Juri... or I guess I don't."
  111. (12:33:58 AM) Juri: "I'm going to scout ahead. Wait here."
  112. (12:34:49 AM) Cyrin: "Alright. Come get us before you do anything."
  113. (12:35:50 AM) DM-BRO: Juri you move on ahead and eventually find the source of the fire to your left in a small area where you can see various homless races crowded around a fire where there a multiple improvised houses in the medium sized room.
  114. (12:36:28 AM) ***Uvel looks around, clearly confused. "It seems our lady friend has aquired a new skill."
  115. (12:41:27 AM) ***Juri watches the people for a moment and turns around, quickly heading back.
  116. (12:42:02 AM) DM-BRO: They are homless. Sad homless people doing sad homeless things
  117. (12:43:38 AM) ***Juri eventually saunters back up to the group and decloaks. "Found em."
  118. (12:44:26 AM) ***Cyrin blinks.
  119. (12:44:57 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "So should we talk to them you think? Or are they the crazy kind of squatters?"
  120. (12:46:00 AM) Juri: "Just looked....sad"
  121. (12:46:38 AM) Cyrin: "Well we're going to have to bring them some more sad news."
  122. (12:46:39 AM) Uvel: "Then let us move forward, perhaps they know some information about this place?"
  123. (12:47:13 AM) ***Cyrin motions to Skitters, and moves towards the campfires.
  124. (12:47:14 AM) Eztli: "This is the slums.. not exactly the happiest place in Jadeic."
  125. (12:47:33 AM) ***Juri follows Cyrin and sighs. "Never seen anything that pathetic."
  126. (12:47:50 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy follows along
  127. (12:48:12 AM) DM-BRO: On your way to the squatters you make it to the same right turn Juri saw earlier. Spot checks
  128. (12:48:31 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+1
  129. (12:48:32 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{16}
  130. (12:48:42 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+7
  131. (12:48:42 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
  132. (12:48:47 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+3
  133. (12:48:47 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
  134. (12:48:53 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+14
  135. (12:48:54 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{19}
  136. (12:49:33 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+15
  137. (12:49:33 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=13 ]{28}
  138. (12:49:57 AM) DM-BRO: Uvel, Juri and Eztli you see someone down that way. When they notice that you notice them take off and turn down a path.
  139. (12:51:10 AM) ***Uvel immidiately chases the man. "Tis time for a chase my good chums!"
  140. (12:51:30 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+21
  141. (12:51:30 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{27}
  142. (12:51:34 AM) Eztli: "Shit, runner!" Eztli says in a loud mutter under his breath, preparing to pursue.
  143. (12:51:35 AM) Uvel: [1d20+6]
  144. (12:51:39 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+6
  145. (12:51:39 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{16}
  146. (12:51:45 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy runs across
  147. (12:52:02 AM) Cyrin: "Wait! Don't...godfuckdamnit."
  148. (12:52:03 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+13
  149. (12:52:03 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{23}
  150. (12:52:36 AM) DM-BRO: Juri and Uvel leap across the poo water while Luka just walks across that shit. Eztli does as well.
  151. (12:52:44 AM) DM-BRO: Cyrin is just standing there I guess...
  152. (12:52:51 AM) ***Cyrin just facepalms while sighing heavily.
  153. (12:53:05 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Cyrin! You coming?" Luka skids to a halt
  154. (12:53:22 AM) Cyrin: "Why the FUCK are you chasing some random person?!"
  155. (12:53:29 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+29
  156. (12:53:29 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{30}
  157. (12:54:08 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+29
  158. (12:54:09 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{37}
  159. (12:54:36 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "The bear saw so-" Luka stops mid sentence "Good point. Your lead Cyrin" Luka stays with Cyrin
  160. (12:55:02 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+24
  161. (12:55:02 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{33}
  162. (12:55:12 AM) ***Eztli stops after jumping across, still within earshot of Cyrin.
  163. (12:55:27 AM) DM-BRO: Juri you make it down the path and when you turn the corner you see the man you were chasing. He was a bit surprised at first but gets ready to fight
  164. (12:55:31 AM) DM-BRO: Juri initiative.
  165. (12:55:42 AM) Juri: roll 1d20+7
  166. (12:55:42 AM) Dice-chan: Juri rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{11}
  167. (12:55:47 AM) DM-BRO: roll 1d20
  168. (12:55:47 AM) Dice-chan: DM-BRO rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
  169. (12:55:47 AM) Juri is now known as Juri|11
  170. (12:55:58 AM) DM-BRO: Juri...He has the veins
  171. (12:56:09 AM) DM-BRO is now known as Veinyman|8
  172. (12:56:12 AM) Veinyman|8: Your up Juri
  173. (12:56:16 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+7
  174. (12:56:16 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
  175. (12:56:39 AM) Luka|MahBoy: (ignore that)
  176. (12:56:53 AM) Eztli: "...want me to throw a rope across, Cyrin? We might be able to catch up with them."
  177. (12:57:12 AM) Cyrin: "I can make it, but this is fucking ridiculous."
  178. (12:57:28 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+7 to jump across
  179. (12:57:29 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled to jump across --> [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
  180. (12:58:10 AM) Veinyman|8: Cyrin you make the jump.
  181. (12:58:17 AM) Veinyman|8: Juri your fighting this guy. Wanna hit him?
  182. (12:58:40 AM) ***Cyrin heads to catch up to Juri and Uvel, grumbling all the while.
  183. (12:59:19 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy follows Cyrin "I'm never listening to Uvel again damn it."
  184. (12:59:37 AM) Eztli: "...sorry about that." Eztli shrugs as he's booking it behind him.
  185. (12:59:44 AM) Cyrin: "You shouldn't! The man has the tactical sense of a log!"
  186. (1:00:28 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20+14
  187. (1:00:29 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{34}
  188. (1:00:37 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20
  189. (1:00:37 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{16}
  190. (1:00:40 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20
  191. (1:00:41 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
  192. (1:00:44 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20
  193. (1:00:45 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  194. (1:00:56 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20+9
  195. (1:00:56 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{15}
  196. (1:01:11 AM) Juri|11: roll 2d4+9
  197. (1:01:11 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 2d4=5 ]{14}
  198. (1:02:48 AM) Veinyman|8: You stab right into the veiny mans stomach and pull out. You then turn heel and book it back.
  199. (1:03:52 AM) Veinyman|8: He gives chase and catches up to you.
  200. (1:04:01 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20+18
  201. (1:04:01 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{27}
  202. (1:04:03 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20+13
  203. (1:04:04 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{29}
  204. (1:04:06 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20+8
  205. (1:04:06 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{9}
  206. (1:04:31 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 3d6+3
  207. (1:04:31 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 3d6=13 ]{16}
  208. (1:04:32 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 3d6+3
  209. (1:04:32 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 3d6=13 ]{16}
  210. (1:04:39 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20
  211. (1:04:39 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
  212. (1:06:10 AM) Veinyman|8: He throws two punches at Juri hitting her in the back but slips and falls skidding across the dirty floor.
  213. (1:06:45 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+2
  214. (1:06:45 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  215. (1:06:52 AM) Uvel is now known as Uvel|4
  216. (1:07:10 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20+14
  217. (1:07:10 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{15}
  218. (1:07:32 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20
  219. (1:07:32 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
  220. (1:07:37 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20+9
  221. (1:07:38 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{13}
  222. (1:08:00 AM) Veinyman|8: You stab a turd.
  223. (1:08:07 AM) ***Juri|11 gags "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
  224. (1:08:30 AM) ***Juri|11 wiggles her blade and flails her arm "GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF FUCK"
  225. (1:08:38 AM) ***Juri|11 runs behind Uvel flailing her arm like a retard
  226. (1:08:39 AM) Juri|11: roll 1d20
  227. (1:08:40 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|11 rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
  228. (1:08:52 AM) Veinyman|8: The turd flies back and plunks into the water.
  229. (1:09:36 AM) Veinyman|8: The veiny man stands and charges the paladin.
  230. (1:09:42 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20+18
  231. (1:09:42 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{27}
  232. (1:09:44 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20+13
  233. (1:09:45 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{17}
  234. (1:09:47 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20+8
  235. (1:09:47 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
  236. (1:09:56 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20
  237. (1:09:56 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{2}
  238. (1:10:07 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 3d6+3
  239. (1:10:08 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 3d6=13 ]{16}
  240. (1:10:09 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 3d6+3
  241. (1:10:09 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 3d6=13 ]{16}
  242. (1:10:51 AM) Veinyman|8: The veiny man throws a punch into your side and comes with a uppercut hitting your sqaure in the jaw sedning you flying 5ft back
  243. (1:10:53 AM) Veinyman|8: 64 damage
  244. (1:11:48 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d20+17
  245. (1:11:48 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{28}
  246. (1:11:55 AM) Uvel|4: roll 1d20+11
  247. (1:11:56 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{16}
  248. (1:12:05 AM) Veinyman|8: One hit
  249. (1:12:40 AM) Uvel|4: roll 2d6+13
  250. (1:12:41 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|4 rolled --> [ 2d6=10 ]{23}
  251. (1:12:46 AM) Uvel|4: roll 2d6+6 Holy Damage
  252. (1:12:47 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|4 rolled Holy Damage --> [ 2d6=7 ]{13}
  253. (1:13:45 AM) Veinyman|8: Dropped
  254. (1:13:54 AM) Veinyman|8: roll 1d20
  255. (1:13:54 AM) Dice-chan: Veinyman|8 rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  256. (1:13:59 AM) Veinyman|8: HE falls into the poo water
  257. (1:14:02 AM) Veinyman|8: And sinks
  258. (1:14:18 AM) Eztli: "...hope he can swim. And can't breathe.."
  259. (1:14:24 AM) Juri|11: "There is...absolutely NO chance of me checking for his body.. G-Get a stick or something..."
  260. (1:14:36 AM) Uvel|4: "But don't you think one of us should get the body? In case the man is alive?"
  261. (1:14:39 AM) ***Juri|11 wipes her blade on the wall and turns away. "G-Gross..."
  262. (1:14:42 AM) Eztli: "..."
  263. (1:14:50 AM) ***Cyrin finally catches up, an angry look on his face.
  264. (1:15:13 AM) ***Cyrin walks up to Uvel and slaps him in the back of the head.
  265. (1:15:33 AM) ***Uvel|4 holds the back of his head. "Whatever was that for Sir Cyrin?"
  266. (1:15:35 AM) Cyrin: "BEAR. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION?!"
  267. (1:16:09 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Why did we just chase a random guy and, by the looks of things, have our assassin assassinate him?"
  268. (1:16:09 AM) Juri|11 is now known as Jurimouto
  269. (1:16:17 AM) Uvel|4 is now known as Uvel
  270. (1:16:30 AM) Jurimouto: "Well... I kinda missed the finishing blow. Uvel got him though..And if he's not dead, he's infected."
  271. (1:16:34 AM) ***Cyrin takes a few calming breaths.
  272. (1:16:45 AM) Jurimouto: "I cut a hole into his chest.. He'll die of disease. And even then..he was veiny."
  273. (1:16:53 AM) Cyrin: "Our job was to get the squaters out. Not to chase random people and then MURDER THEM."
  274. (1:17:05 AM) Cyrin: "And that is EXACTLY WHAT YOU JUST DID."
  275. (1:17:09 AM) Eztli: "...veiny?" Eztli says, his face dropping at the statement.
  276. (1:17:14 AM) Jurimouto: "Yeah.. veiny."
  277. (1:17:22 AM) Jurimouto: "You know, like Legion?"
  278. (1:17:32 AM) ***Cyrin turns to the mantis and glares at her, too.
  279. (1:17:37 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "So maybe we could have talked to him. Like Legion."
  280. (1:17:46 AM) Cyrin: "You aren't blameless in this, either."
  281. (1:18:03 AM) ***Jurimouto turns to Cyrin, her voice lowering as her head hangs. "A-Apologies Commander..."
  282. (1:18:06 AM) Uvel: "Except there was a chance he knew of these squaters Sir Cyrin. And really, how would you have proceeded without any sort of clue to follow?"
  283. (1:18:24 AM) Cyrin: "I don't know, maybe we could have FUCKING TALKED TO THOSE PEOPLE BACK THERE?!"
  284. (1:18:34 AM) Veinyman|8: Listen checks
  285. (1:18:40 AM) Jurimouto: roll 1d20+3
  286. (1:18:40 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Ok ok ok... lets just... how about we move on from this and go talk to the squatters?"
  287. (1:18:40 AM) Dice-chan: Jurimouto rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{12}
  288. (1:18:44 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+3
  289. (1:18:44 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{14}
  290. (1:18:48 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+5
  291. (1:18:49 AM) Cyrin: "You are a DANGER to my team, and I will NOT afford you the courtesy to do so much longer!"
  292. (1:18:49 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
  293. (1:18:49 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+6
  294. (1:18:49 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{17}
  295. (1:18:57 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+1
  296. (1:18:58 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
  297. (1:19:24 AM) Uvel: "And let a prime suspect run away? Is that how you did it in your job before, Sir Cyrin?"
  298. (1:19:26 AM) Cyrin: "You will follow my lead or you will get the fuck out of my sight."
  299. (1:19:43 AM) Veinyman|8: Luka and Eztli you hear the sound of stones shifting as if a door is opening from the right and futher down.
  300. (1:20:08 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Everybody shut up. I hear something" Luka turns towards the sound
  301. (1:21:10 AM) ***Cyrin turns to Luka, blades at the ready.
  302. (1:21:26 AM) Uvel: "Oh, so now it's alright to go all willy nilly to fight is it?"
  303. (1:21:45 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Bear shut up and pay attention damn it."
  304. (1:21:59 AM) ***Eztli waves his hand downward, "...shut up, something's nearby."
  305. (1:22:03 AM) Jurimouto: "Commander...may I scout ahead..?"
  306. (1:22:06 AM) ***Cyrin glares at the paladin. "We're going to discuss your insubordination later. Now shut up and get ready."
  307. (1:22:19 AM) ***Cyrin nods at the mantis, motioning for Skitters to follow her.
  308. (1:22:24 AM) Jurimouto: roll 1d20+29
  309. (1:22:25 AM) Dice-chan: Jurimouto rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{37}
  310. (1:22:27 AM) Jurimouto: roll 1d20+24
  311. (1:22:27 AM) Dice-chan: Jurimouto rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{42}
  312. (1:22:39 AM) ***Jurimouto cloaks and heads for the door slowly.
  313. (1:22:42 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+12
  314. (1:22:42 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{13}
  315. (1:23:17 AM) ***Jurimouto turns to Skitters and whispers. "Shhhh~"
  316. (1:23:55 AM) Veinyman|8: Juri you find an open door in the wall that leads down. Something is down there but your not sure what.
  317. (1:24:16 AM) ***Cyrin watches as Skitters makes way too much noise, before whistling softly to get him to come back.
  318. (1:25:11 AM) Veinyman|8 is now known as DM-Bro
  319. (1:25:29 AM) ***Cyrin gives the rat an annoyed look as it comes to stand at his feet. He whispers, "Even you, today?"
  320. (1:26:59 AM) ***Jurimouto decloaks her hand for a moment to wave her group over, quickly concealing herself again as she looks into the doorway.
  321. (1:28:15 AM) ***Jurimouto sighs and moves back to the group, completely retconning her last statement like Bioware's plot and details in Mass Effect...what a shame. She stops in front of Cyrin, still invisible. "Sir, theres..a door inside of the wall, almost as if the stone shifted."
  322. (1:29:07 AM) Cyrin: "Alright, let's go check it out. Be ready, people."
  323. (1:29:55 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy nods following behind Cyrin
  324. (1:30:21 AM) ***Eztli follows behind.
  325. (1:30:45 AM) ***Cyrin heads forward cautiously, not entirely sure where this door is.
  326. (1:31:21 AM) ***Uvel just casually follows behind everyone. He don't give a fuck, he a BEAR.
  327. (1:31:57 AM) ***Jurimouto arrives at the door and murmurs. "Stop. We're here.."
  328. (1:32:14 AM) DM-Bro: You find the door and make it down the staircase. At the bottom you come into a large room full of various crates and boxes. Similar to what Juri found at the docks when she was first hired only larger with the same label. You see a few humnas casually standing around talking. You should probably hide behind these boxes.
  329. (1:32:50 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+21
  330. (1:32:51 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{30}
  331. (1:33:01 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+9
  332. (1:33:01 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+26
  333. (1:33:01 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{20}
  334. (1:33:02 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{45}
  335. (1:34:42 AM) ***DM-Bro slaps Uvel around a bit with a large trout
  336. (1:35:30 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+2
  337. (1:35:31 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  338. (1:35:38 AM) DM-Bro: +12 taco
  339. (1:35:40 AM) DM-Bro: +12
  340. (1:35:40 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+12
  341. (1:35:41 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{22}
  342. (1:36:58 AM) DM-Bro: You all hide behind some boxes. The humans dont notices. There are about 4 of them. One has a greatsword, another is unarmed but has a strange tattoo on his forhead, the thrid has a revolver and the fourth seems to be a mage.
  343. (1:37:33 AM) Eztli: '...that tattoo. No...'
  344. (1:38:02 AM) Uvel: "Right then, should we take out the mage first then the others?" He whispers to the others.
  345. (1:38:24 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Cyrin? Your call."
  346. (1:38:33 AM) ***Cyrin motions for the others to be quiet, and attempts to overhear what they're saying.
  347. (1:38:34 AM) Luka|MahBoy: (countinued) Luka whispers
  348. (1:40:02 AM) DM-Bro: "So is anyone even going to try to find the guy who escaped?"
  349. (1:40:16 AM) DM-Bro: "What? Hell no for all we know he's floating down in poo water."
  350. (1:40:40 AM) DM-Bro: "He was a failed experiment anyway. Didnt get as much strength as the others and was 5x as stupid."
  351. (1:40:53 AM) DM-Bro: "To be fair I had NO CLUE the fuck what went wrong there..."
  352. (1:41:25 AM) DM-Bro: "Shut up Helgi. Your lucky you have magic or else you'd be usless."
  353. (1:41:36 AM) ***Cyrin whispers to the others, "They probably mean that guy you idiots killed... which is not good news at all."
  354. (1:42:00 AM) DM-Bro: "So how much longer do we have to wait here anyway? It smells like shit."
  355. (1:42:03 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy glares at Juri
  356. (1:42:11 AM) ***Jurimouto whispers "With all due respect, Commander, shut your fucking mouth."
  357. (1:42:44 AM) DM-Bro: "Who knows Samuel said we were supposed to wait it out until he says go."
  358. (1:42:53 AM) DM-Bro: "Do you guys even really worship him?"
  359. (1:43:01 AM) DM-Bro: "PFFFFFFFFT HELLLLLL NOOOO!"
  360. (1:43:10 AM) DM-Bro: "Seriously man I'm here for the money."
  361. (1:43:15 AM) ***Jurimouto whispers "Samuel...that was in the bible I was... "
  362. (1:43:33 AM) DM-Bro: "Fuck the money I actually hate most monster races. Specially those Lizard fuckers."
  363. (1:43:41 AM) Eztli: '...that high-man they talked about earlier... guess the cult didn't disappear-'
  364. (1:43:49 AM) DM-Bro: "You only say that becuase one stole Sherry from you."
  365. (1:44:08 AM) Cyrin: "More cult nonsense," Cyrin whispers, trying to decide how to proceed.
  366. (1:44:11 AM) DM-Bro: "FUCK THOSE SCALEY ASSHOLES! I hope a fucking blizarrd comes to down and they all fucking die!"
  367. (1:44:12 AM) Eztli: 'Focus. Kill. Later..'
  368. (1:44:35 AM) Jurimouto: "If one of them is left here and three of them move away.. I'll take them out...your call if I get the opportunity.."
  369. (1:44:49 AM) Jurimouto: (Whispering still incase you wanna pull some shit)
  370. (1:45:15 AM) DM-Bro: "Hey they arent Harpys atleast. Have you seen how many of them are here?! Fuck its not that bad that their all women but the Black ones? God fucking damnit those guys are pricks."
  371. (1:45:20 AM) Uvel: "We should let one live, to interrigate for information." (And yes, whispering)
  372. (1:45:35 AM) Jurimouto: "Black har...son of a bitch.."
  373. (1:45:46 AM) DM-Bro: "Dude dont get me started on them fucking all the bugs creepy me out."
  374. (1:45:48 AM) Jurimouto: 'Wait for the opportunity...
  375. (1:45:52 AM) Eztli: "One of them has a gun..." Eztli whispers to the rest.
  376. (1:46:08 AM) Jurimouto: "..."
  377. (1:46:11 AM) DM-Bro: "You think their bad? Remember the chruch we tried to blow up?"
  378. (1:46:21 AM) DM-Bro: "Yeah the one that loud ass bear lives?"
  379. (1:46:48 AM) DM-Bro: "Did he die? I really fucking hate that guy never shutting up about being a gentleman. What a fucking joke. A bear being a gentleman."
  380. (1:46:54 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Uvel. Don't... do... anything." Luka whispers with some worry in his voice.
  381. (1:47:03 AM) Jurimouto: "Cyrin...what's our move.."
  382. (1:47:04 AM) Eztli: 'Oh god damn it...'
  383. (1:47:21 AM) DM-Bro: "Who cares you know whats worse? Humans who help them out. What a fucking disgrace to our race."
  384. (1:47:22 AM) Jurimouto: "And Uvel.. for the love of anything..please don't fuck us over..."
  385. (1:48:02 AM) DM-Bro: "I mean really uour just going to lay down and act nice with these assclowns? Fuck that just becuase your such a pussy doesnt mean you have to make nice."
  386. (1:48:06 AM) Cyrin: "Juri, move to get behind them. Luka, Uvel, you will charge the one with the sword and the unarmed one, respectively. Eztli, you go after the one with the gun. I'll take care of the mage."
  387. (1:48:27 AM) Jurimouto: "Without fail."
  388. (1:48:32 AM) Eztli: "Can do."
  389. (1:48:36 AM) DM-Bro: "Did you hear about that Succbus in New Jadeic though? The one with pink hair?"
  390. (1:48:40 AM) ***Jurimouto slowly takes her position behind the group.
  391. (1:48:48 AM) DM-Bro: "...I dont mind Succubuss actually."
  392. (1:48:55 AM) DM-Bro: "Same here...I'd fuck her."
  393. (1:48:55 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy shakes his head ignoring the men talking "Sounds good Cyrin."
  394. (1:48:59 AM) DM-Bro: "
  395. (1:49:03 AM) Eztli: "..."
  396. (1:49:05 AM) DM-Bro: "Dude I'd destroy that bitch."
  397. (1:49:19 AM) Eztli: 'Who... said that.'
  398. (1:49:26 AM) Jurimouto: roll 1d20+29
  399. (1:49:26 AM) Dice-chan: Jurimouto rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{47}
  400. (1:49:35 AM) Uvel: "...No matter, only one who isn't a gentlemen would get infuriated with such babel talk..."
  401. (1:49:54 AM) DM-Bro: "Thats fucking gross you'd fuck a pure corrupted whore?"
  402. (1:50:01 AM) Eztli: '.......'
  403. (1:50:36 AM) DM-Bro: "Hey they are MADE FOR FUCKING!"
  404. (1:51:00 AM) ***Jurimouto crouches down behind her target and smiles. 'Do you fear death...human...?'
  405. (1:51:19 AM) Eztli: "Any.... time... boss.." Eztli says trying to contain himself.
  406. (1:51:22 AM) ***Cyrin whistles.
  407. (1:51:26 AM) DM-Bro: "The fuck?"
  408. (1:51:34 AM) Jurimouto: roll 1d20+14
  409. (1:51:34 AM) Dice-chan: Jurimouto rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{21}
  410. (1:52:16 AM) Jurimouto: roll 2d4+10+5d6
  411. (1:52:16 AM) Dice-chan: Jurimouto rolled --> [ 2d4=8 5d6=18 ]{36}
  412. (1:53:10 AM) DM-Bro: You stab right into the greatsword weilding humans throat and kill him instantly The others turn surprised and watch their freind fall to his knees gripping his bleeding throat and dies on the floor.
  413. (1:53:20 AM) ***Jurimouto smirks as she decloaks, she looks at the 3 reminaing enemies and licks her blade. "Do you fear death...humans~?"
  414. (1:53:26 AM) Jurimouto: remaining**
  415. (1:53:30 AM) DM-Bro: "OH SHIT ITS A MANTIS BITCH!"
  416. (1:53:36 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+7
  417. (1:53:36 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{13}
  418. (1:53:41 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+9
  419. (1:53:41 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{27}
  420. (1:53:41 AM) Jurimouto: roll 1d20+7
  421. (1:53:42 AM) Dice-chan: Jurimouto rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
  422. (1:53:42 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+2
  423. (1:53:42 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
  424. (1:53:43 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+7
  425. (1:53:43 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+13
  426. (1:53:43 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{33}
  427. (1:53:44 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
  428. (1:53:46 AM) Jurimouto is now known as Juri|18
  429. (1:53:47 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+6
  430. (1:53:47 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{13}
  431. (1:53:53 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+7
  432. (1:53:54 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
  433. (1:53:55 AM) Eztli is now known as Eztli|13
  434. (1:53:55 AM) You are now known as Cyrin|17
  435. (1:54:04 AM) DM-Bro is now known as DickAssHumans|13|27|33
  436. (1:54:06 AM) Luka|MahBoy is now known as Luka|MahBoy24
  437. (1:55:32 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: The human with the gun points it right at Juri.
  438. (1:55:48 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: roll 1d20+15
  439. (1:55:49 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|13|27|33 rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{23}
  440. (1:55:51 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: roll 1d20+10
  441. (1:55:51 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|13|27|33 rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{28}
  442. (1:55:54 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: roll 1d20+5
  443. (1:55:55 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|13|27|33 rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{17}
  444. (1:56:56 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: roll 2d6+8
  445. (1:56:57 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|13|27|33 rolled --> [ 2d6=8 ]{16}
  446. (1:56:58 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: roll 2d6+8
  447. (1:56:58 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|13|27|33 rolled --> [ 2d6=9 ]{17}
  448. (1:57:10 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: He firs two shots into Juri
  449. (1:57:17 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: Fires*
  450. (1:57:26 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: He takes careful aim this time
  451. (1:57:29 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: roll 1d20+15
  452. (1:57:30 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|13|27|33 rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{20}
  453. (1:58:04 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: roll 2d6+8+5d6
  454. (1:58:05 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|13|27|33 rolled --> [ 2d6=8 5d6=19 ]{35}
  455. (1:59:10 AM) Juri|18: roll 1d20+14
  456. (1:59:10 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|18 rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{15}
  457. (1:59:26 AM) Juri|18: roll 1d20+14
  458. (1:59:26 AM) Dice-chan: Juri|18 rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{28}
  459. (1:59:45 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: Juri you roll out of the way but still get hit. You take enough damage to pass out.
  460. (2:00:06 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: "Heh Stupid bitch."
  461. (2:00:41 AM) Eztli|13: 'Shit... I'm not getting on the bad end of one of these.'
  462. (2:03:21 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: Luka will save
  463. (2:03:36 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 1d20+4
  464. (2:03:36 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  465. (2:03:41 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: BARLEY PASSED
  466. (2:04:30 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: You feel random throughts being pressed into your head with the loudest being about attacking your freinds. You pass it off though and disregard it.
  467. (2:05:12 AM) Uvel is now known as Uvel|3
  468. (2:06:27 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 1d20+18
  469. (2:06:28 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{33}
  470. (2:06:37 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 1d20+13
  471. (2:06:38 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{27}
  472. (2:06:51 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: Both hit.
  473. (2:07:31 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 2d8+7
  474. (2:07:32 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 2d8=10 ]{17}
  475. (2:07:37 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 2d8+7
  476. (2:07:37 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 2d8=7 ]{14}
  477. (2:08:02 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: "Fuck this is just like the werehouse mission all over. Fuck you! And fuck your magic!" Luka attacks
  478. (2:08:14 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: You slice digaonally into the tattoed man bringing him in two. Through the momentum you get another attack.
  479. (2:08:42 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 1d20+18
  480. (2:08:42 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{26}
  481. (2:08:58 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 1d20+13
  482. (2:08:58 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{17}
  483. (2:09:52 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 2d8+7
  484. (2:09:52 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 2d8=13 ]{20}
  485. (2:10:23 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33: You slice into the mage hitting him with your large sword. "MOTHER FUCKING TRAITOR!"
  486. (2:10:53 AM) DickAssHumans|13|27|33 is now known as DickAssHumans|27|33
  487. (2:11:07 AM) ***Cyrin|17 moves out from behind the boxes and reaches out towards the mage, mumbling a few words before unleashing a spell.
  488. (2:11:14 AM) Cyrin|17: I cast Flesh to Stone.
  489. (2:11:20 AM) DickAssHumans|27|33: Fort save?
  490. (2:11:31 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: "Fuck you!" Luka readies himself again
  491. (2:11:50 AM) DickAssHumans|27|33: roll 1d20+4
  492. (2:11:50 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|27|33 rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{23}
  493. (2:12:07 AM) DickAssHumans|27|33: "Hey dont touch me you dirty bug!"
  494. (2:12:27 AM) DickAssHumans|27|33: "Hey dont try anything on me you dirty bug!"
  495. (2:14:26 AM) Eztli|13: "Hey! Don't talk shit about my girlfriend you fuckers!!" Eztli hisses loudly with his middle finger extended, his gun taking aim.
  496. (2:17:02 AM) DickAssHumans|27|33: "HEY FUCK YOU DONT TALK SHIT TO ME FUCKER."
  497. (2:17:31 AM) Eztli|13: roll 1d20+17
  498. (2:17:31 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|13 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{24}
  499. (2:17:33 AM) Eztli|13: roll 1d20+17
  500. (2:17:34 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|13 rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{31}
  501. (2:18:29 AM) Eztli|13: roll 4d6+8
  502. (2:18:30 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|13 rolled --> [ 4d6=16 ]{24}
  503. (2:18:42 AM) Eztli|13: roll 2d6+8
  504. (2:18:43 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|13 rolled --> [ 2d6=5 ]{13}
  505. (2:18:51 AM) Eztli|13: roll 1d6
  506. (2:18:52 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli|13 rolled --> [ 1d6=2 ]{2}
  507. (2:19:40 AM) DickAssHumans|27|33: You fire two bullets into the man who shot Juri wounding him and score a headshot at the mage spraying his grey matter all over the wall.
  508. (2:19:49 AM) DickAssHumans|27|33 is now known as DickAssHumans|33
  509. (2:20:38 AM) Eztli|13: "HOW'S THAT FOR DESTROYED?! BITCH."
  510. (2:24:17 AM) ***Uvel|3 gets up and holds his Bearingon rosary outward. "Sir Bearington! Make my strike against this evil fly true!"
  511. (2:24:38 AM) Uvel|3: roll 1d20+23
  512. (2:24:39 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|3 rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{35}
  513. (2:24:52 AM) Uvel|3: roll 2d6+23
  514. (2:24:53 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|3 rolled --> [ 2d6=5 ]{28}
  515. (2:24:59 AM) Uvel|3: roll 2d6+6
  516. (2:24:59 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel|3 rolled --> [ 2d6=7 ]{13}
  517. (2:26:19 AM) DickAssHumans|33: With a prayer Uvel uses his holy bear power and swings his sword sending a beam of pure holy energy which shapes into a roaring bears face letting out a loud roar as it crashes into the ranger. The attack messed him up badly but he's still standing.
  518. (2:26:33 AM) DickAssHumans|33: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!"
  519. (2:26:42 AM) Uvel|3: "That was the power of the Gentlebear!"
  520. (2:26:58 AM) DickAssHumans|33: "TRY THE POWER OF A BULLET!"
  521. (2:27:10 AM) DickAssHumans|33: roll 1d20+15
  522. (2:27:11 AM) Dice-chan: DickAssHumans|33 rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{19}
  523. (2:27:30 AM) DickAssHumans|33: He fires a bullet but misses in his near death state.
  524. (2:29:39 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 1d20+13
  525. (2:29:39 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{22}
  526. (2:29:45 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: roll 1d20+8
  527. (2:29:45 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy24 rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{15}
  528. (2:30:22 AM) DickAssHumans|33: You slam the side of your sword into the human knocking him out leaving him to fall in the floor unconcious.
  529. (2:30:49 AM) DickAssHumans|33: Humans are done for.
  530. (2:30:50 AM) Luka|MahBoy24: "And that is three. This asshole has a lot of talking to do."
  531. (2:30:54 AM) DickAssHumans|33 is now known as DM-Bro
  532. (2:31:02 AM) Luka|MahBoy24 is now known as Luka|MahBoy
  533. (2:31:04 AM) Juri|18 is now known as Juri|KnockedOut
  534. (2:31:14 AM) You are now known as Cyrin
  535. (2:31:19 AM) Eztli|13 is now known as Eztli
  536. (2:31:41 AM) ***Cyrin rushes over to Juri, pulling his wand out.
  537. (2:32:06 AM) DM-Bro: Shes breathinng
  538. (2:32:40 AM) Cyrin: I'll use a charge to make sure she doesn't die.
  539. (2:32:47 AM) DM-Bro: Mk
  540. (2:32:53 AM) Uvel|3 is now known as Uvel
  541. (2:32:55 AM) Cyrin: roll d8+1
  542. (2:32:56 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d8=5 ]{6}
  543. (2:33:00 AM) ***Eztli walks over to the human who had the revolver, looking for ammo. "Should have aimed better, bitch."
  544. (2:33:05 AM) DM-Bro: -3 Hp
  545. (2:33:18 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+16
  546. (2:33:18 AM) Uvel: I'll use Lay on hands
  547. (2:33:18 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{27}
  548. (2:33:23 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Lets see what we can find"
  549. (2:33:38 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+5
  550. (2:33:38 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
  551. (2:33:43 AM) DM-Bro: You find 6 bullets and a Key
  552. (2:34:31 AM) DM-Bro: Juri your up but not in combat condition.
  553. (2:34:38 AM) Eztli: "Hmm... found a key."
  554. (2:34:39 AM) DM-Bro: -2 to attacks and damage
  555. (2:35:04 AM) ***Uvel puts her hands on the Mantis Girl. "You better be alive there Lady Juri. No ally dies on the watch of Uvel or Sir Bearingon."
  556. (2:35:06 AM) DM-Bro: You wounds have healed up but theres some minor scarring and your hurt all over.
  557. (2:35:10 AM) ***Eztli kicks the human in the head as he gets back up.
  558. (2:35:17 AM) Eztli: "Bitch."
  559. (2:35:22 AM) DM-Bro: You killed him
  560. (2:35:43 AM) DM-Bro: You boot stabbed into his head
  561. (2:35:47 AM) DM-Bro: He died
  562. (2:36:03 AM) ***Juri|KnockedOut opens her eyes and gasps for air. "F-Fuck...fuck..."
  563. (2:36:09 AM) DM-Bro: Alright so room full of boxes and shit
  564. (2:36:10 AM) Juri|KnockedOut is now known as Jurimouto
  565. (2:36:12 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Damn it Eztli... I KO'd him so we could get some info out of him. Maybe leave Juri a gift."
  566. (2:36:15 AM) DM-Bro: Wanna look around and shit?
  567. (2:36:19 AM) Uvel: Yus
  568. (2:36:30 AM) Jurimouto: ".... Y-You m-mean.. you left him alive..and the lizard STOLE MY FUCKING REVENGE!?"
  569. (2:36:48 AM) ***Jurimouto struggles to her feet and sways a bit as she glares at Eztli "YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
  570. (2:36:52 AM) Eztli: "Like I said, he shoulda aimed better."
  571. (2:36:56 AM) Uvel: "Now now Lady Juri, revenge is most unbeacoming of a maiden."
  572. (2:36:56 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Well I was more worried about interrogation but yes. It was a gift for you." Luuka looks around
  573. (2:36:57 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+4
  574. (2:36:58 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
  575. (2:37:00 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+5
  576. (2:37:00 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{14}
  577. (2:37:05 AM) ***Jurimouto drops to her knees again and groans as she does. "D-Damn it.."
  578. (2:37:22 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+4
  579. (2:37:22 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{11}
  580. (2:37:25 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+5
  581. (2:37:25 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
  582. (2:37:48 AM) DM-Bro: Luka you find something odd with the wall...theres a keyhole in it?
  583. (2:38:21 AM) DM-Bro: Cyrin you find some sort of device...probably the jamming thing. It's made of two rings that spin around and glows red
  584. (2:38:44 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "A... keyhole? Hey who found that key? Come over here!" Luka calls out
  585. (2:39:00 AM) Eztli: "On my way." Eztli says, wiping off his boot.
  586. (2:39:15 AM) Jurimouto: "Bastard..."
  587. (2:39:46 AM) ***Jurimouto punches the ground weakly. "B-Bastards..."
  588. (2:40:20 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Stop pushing yourself Juri. Be glad you are alive. Nice kill by the way."
  589. (2:40:23 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli you open the door and find a hidden study.
  590. (2:40:42 AM) DM-Bro: Theres a few desks with medical and magical supplies.
  591. (2:40:43 AM) Eztli: "Hmm... found a room here."
  592. (2:40:51 AM) Jurimouto: "No.. I failed... I failed in my duty...I failed at exacting revenge... I failed entirely.. I'm hardly in a condition to move..."
  593. (2:40:55 AM) ***Cyrin examines the device for about two seconds before deciding to smash it with his blades.
  594. (2:40:57 AM) DM-Bro: And a FUCK TON of scattered papers
  595. (2:41:07 AM) DM-Bro: You comlink is back up.
  596. (2:41:13 AM) Uvel: "Could be better, you could have been dead."
  597. (2:41:16 AM) ***Jurimouto lays back on the floor and stares at the ceiling, her voice cracking a little bit. "Failed..."
  598. (2:41:25 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy walks into the room ignoring Juri
  599. (2:41:53 AM) Eztli: "I think this is what was jamming the comms." Eztli says, looking around.
  600. (2:42:00 AM) Uvel: "...Right then." He then goes to the others.
  601. (2:42:36 AM) ***Cyrin walks over to Juri, kneeling in front of her. "You're still alive, girl. You haven't failed yet."
  602. (2:42:45 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Honestly... I don't know what the fuck I'm looking for..." Luka pushes some papers around
  603. (2:42:51 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+16
  604. (2:42:51 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{32}
  605. (2:42:57 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+1 Search
  606. (2:42:58 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled Search --> [ 1d20=19 ]{20}
  607. (2:43:08 AM) DM-Bro: Alright uhhh
  608. (2:43:27 AM) Jurimouto: "No, I only got lucky you guys w-were here.. Under normal circumstances I would be dead..I deserve it for such a stupid mistake.."
  609. (2:43:36 AM) ***Jurimouto sits up, gasping against as she does. "Fuck.."
  610. (2:43:49 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli you find something odd in the wall again...Uvel you find a binder and gather all the papers into it.
  611. (2:44:13 AM) ***Cyrin pats the rogue on her shoulder, smiling a little. "You can die when we're done with you."
  612. (2:44:30 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+5 Search for valuable items
  613. (2:44:31 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled Search for valuable items --> [ 1d20=3 ]{8}
  614. (2:44:32 AM) Jurimouto: "...Idiot ant...you'll never u-understand.."
  615. (2:44:36 AM) DM-Bro: You find nothing
  616. (2:44:38 AM) Eztli: "... something's off about this wall."
  617. (2:45:01 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli you press on a brick and the wall shifts and slides open revealing pure darkness.
  618. (2:45:25 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Yup. No clue what I'm do- Hello hello what do we have here." Luka looks at the door
  619. (2:45:57 AM) ***Cyrin stands and goes to check the study with the others.
  620. (2:46:14 AM) Cyrin: "You stay put, you need to take it easy for a bit."
  621. (2:46:25 AM) Eztli: "What have we here..." Eztli says, flicking himself in the head. His eyes change to a deep red color.
  622. (2:46:42 AM) Uvel: "Hmm so very unorganized, are all such hoodlums just leave their papers all willy nilly?" He says as he continues organizing the papers.
  623. (2:47:06 AM) DM-Bro: You see over 25 bodies that seem to be chained to the wall. All humans of various ages and genders. They have the same oddity in their arms like Legion.
  624. (2:47:12 AM) ***Jurimouto turns herself around and slumps back against the wall, panting as she closes her eyes, attempting to take a small nap while they're busy and at least look death while she's surrounded by the blood she lost.
  625. (2:47:42 AM) Cyrin: roll d20+4
  626. (2:47:43 AM) Dice-chan: Cyrin rolled --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
  627. (2:47:48 AM) Eztli: "...guys, we have 25 chained up people in this place..."
  628. (2:47:49 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "What do you see in there?"
  629. (2:48:01 AM) Eztli: "Just like our friend Legion.."
  630. (2:48:12 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "25... holy shit."
  631. (2:48:16 AM) ***Cyrin hears that and goes as pale as a mantis is capable of.
  632. (2:48:35 AM) ***Cyrin whispers loudly "CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR."
  633. (2:49:00 AM) ***Eztli whispers back "Back.. away.. slowly."
  634. (2:49:07 AM) Uvel: "Hmm, 25 of such strength...we should leave them be and gather outside forces to examine them. Hopefully our friend Legion will know how to handle them.
  635. (2:49:12 AM) ***Eztli presses the same strange brick
  636. (2:49:23 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "We should get some backup for this. 25 legions is not a fight I want to try."
  637. (2:49:23 AM) ***Cyrin begins to exit the room, motioning for Uvel and Luka to get out first.
  638. (2:49:26 AM) DM-Bro: The door slides back into place.
  639. (2:49:38 AM) ***Uvel grabs the binder and heads out.
  640. (2:49:51 AM) Eztli: "We need to get a hold of Legion or something... we can't handle them as we are."
  641. (2:51:50 AM) Uvel is now known as Taco_Hell_
  642. (2:51:54 AM) Taco_Hell_ left the room (quit: Quit: ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD).
  643. (2:52:26 AM) Eztli: "Your call, boss."
  644. (2:55:17 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy taps his comms "Hey leigion you there?"
  645. (2:55:20 AM) DM-Bro is now known as Legion
  646. (2:55:28 AM) Legion: "We are here Luka."
  647. (2:56:24 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Great. We have a problem. Long story short, we found around 25 others who are like you trapped inside a room. We really don't want to try and fight them all so we need some advice. What do?"
  648. (2:58:15 AM) Legion: "....We suggest haste in escaping. You will not be able to handle that many of those like us."
  649. (2:59:13 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Shit. Well they are not going anywhere anytime soon." Luka turns to Cyrin "Well your call on how we go from here."
  650. (2:59:38 AM) Eztli: "The less of those I have pummeling me, the better."
  651. (3:00:06 AM) Cyrin: "This is a decidedly unsafe situation. We need to get the hell out of here."
  652. (3:01:42 AM) Legion: YOU GET THE FUCK OUT AND IGNORE THE SQUATTERS
  653. (3:01:51 AM) Legion: QUEST OVER AND SHIT
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